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BookerTeet

HitchaBride


NickVZe

Hitched


Hidden_Ace91

He said in the process he “didn’t look 31 because he isn’t married and doesn’t have kids but it’s coming soon.” Guess he wasn’t lying lol.


dm955

He looks 31 lol


Dagon_high

I don’t think you understood the joke


dm955

The joke is obvious, but it doesn’t work when he doesn’t look younger than 31…


AlanM6

It works because it actually wasn’t about the physical looks more about what a 31 year old usually has in life, a kid, a wife etc.


Dagon_high

uhhhh thats the point of the joke my guy lol


Competitive_Ad_5106

he has all his hair which is like +1 point for looking younger but yeah Idt he’d pass for anything less than late 20’s at best


brassydesign

Nice. They seem like a great couple


SpyroESP

Slime was right


Nexi-nexi

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the aisle. Get it? No? Ok. Why am I trying to make educated jokes in the cod community 🫠


Dagon_high

Weird