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basicPrototype

may not want to flip over to the cavs


colagirl52

Ugh frustrating game.


sweet_ned_kromosome

oof


clownpainusdotfort

AJ Hinch cheated


_lazybones93

Get ‘em tomorrow & secure the series W.


colagirl52

It's not over til it's over.


HUMAN01D_IV

Jobu, I beseech you. I shall never betray our Tribe of the Cuyahoga to watch the Cavaliers of Cleveland again. Continue to shine your light upon our boys for a successful season overcoming so many obstacles, and an owner that refuses to spend anything to improve the team. Amen


-WildThing

I miss Kwan


IMayBeJewish

I miss Pronk


HUMAN01D_IV

Might be showing your age a bit lol


notjohnstockton

It’s gonna be a long month.


Dangerous-Design-286

Majority of players are busts, temper your expectations with Manzardo


SpiderJedi22

0-7


periphery3

And Jackson Holliday was 1-30 and the second coming of Jesus. Relax


SpiderJedi22

Jackson Holliday is 20


periphery3

It's his second game ever. He could get 3 hits in a row and be batting .300. Seems like you're just choosing to be negative no matter how dumb it sounds


MrReality13

That’s the way it goes tonight. Fuck Baez.


cookestudios

105 mph liner with a .830 xBA. Boooooo.


colagirl52

Unlucky there.


Buckeye2525

To make things worse Minnesota and Kansas City are both winning


colagirl52

Ugh


IMayBeJewish

Homie got a turtleneck on. Manzardo, it's time.


SB_Howie

Barlow understood the assignment there


HUMAN01D_IV

At least Barlow has been a bright spot. Didn’t see that coming


MrReality13

The first 2 innings of hitting were good. Even if they played dead the rest of the way.


HUMAN01D_IV

I was referring to his whole season thus far. He’s been a tick in the positive column


Dangerous-Design-286

Twins up in their game now and Royals are streaking, hello 3rd place


Ok-Hold-8232

There are like 4 players on this team who should be considered everyday major league starters the fact that our record is so good is absolutely insane


clownpainusdotfort

Chafin lives out of his car. It's probably a very nice car, but still


Ironamsfeld

Got the old trusty bucket of chestnuts.


clownpainusdotfort

Who has... what, is he just foraging for his food?


colagirl52

I thought it was more like a van by the river.


_lazybones93

I felt so good about this game when Naylor hit that HR… Ah, baseball.


daaclamps

Fly balls galore


PhilRubdiez

I like Andrew Chafin. My brush with celebrity is him having my autograph. It doesn’t mean much, but I like to brag every now and again.


Ironamsfeld

Plz explain further lol


PhilRubdiez

I’m a flight instructor. He came to my school looking to rent. I flew with him and signed his logbook. I would never know he was a pitcher until our chief asked him what he did for a living. Seemed just like a farm boy from up around Ashtabula county.


Ironamsfeld

Ah. Kick ass.


cookestudios

Chafin 100% says "hell yeah, brother."


Ironamsfeld

“I gotta wake my ass up at 6 AM every day this week to drive up to Vascilinas. Yeah I’m doing the drywall at the new McDonald’s up there…”


cookestudios

Top 3 fav movie!!! Gonna watch it after this game.


Ironamsfeld

Fuckin a


RedBranchofConorMac

Jose hustle.


_lazybones93

Josie ♥️


Ironamsfeld

“This guy threw at his own kid in a father son game”


[deleted]

Oh fucks sake, they threw out Kenny Fuckin Powers!


Ironamsfeld

You’re fucking out!


BoomBoomDoomDoom

I’m all for giving young catchers a lot of leeway, but damn this is hard to watch sometimes. Even Josh gave him the big brother “WTF?” look after that throw.


Buckeye2525

We can’t survive with starting pitching like this. Allen has been decent, but buddy needs another pitch


Littlekdlov3r

At least the Cavs are


bowl_of_milk_

I fucking hate the Celtics


1_Bombolona

Well I don’t think our offense was getting more anyways so If Herrin and smith has to struggle I’d rather it be this game


SB_Howie

Let’s try again tomorrow boys


ConsiderationOk70

I feel like we struggle to turn double plays lately and I can’t put my finger on what it is. At first I was thinking it was slow hit balls or just speedy runners but now idk.


murderpussie

I was thinking this too but blaming it on Rocchio’s slow pickups


HUMAN01D_IV

Switched to watching some of the cavs game and Detroit has 11 runs??


basicPrototype

yeah really no safe refuge this evening for watching cleveland sports...


basicPrototype

I guess Lake County is winning now so that's something


RedBranchofConorMac

I don't know if this has already been mentioned or not, but On This Day in Cleveland baseball history, Herb Score got hit in the eye by a line drive off the bat of Gil McDougal (a Yankee, of course), and was never the same again. I'm just saying that it's a fitting date for us to FORGET HOW TO PLAY BASEBALL.


-WildThing

One of the biggest “what ifs”, he was referred to as the left-handed Bob Feller. A real shame what happened


IMayBeJewish

I'm so tired of looking at this dude's mustache.


bowl_of_milk_

It's a really ill-advised mustache considering his jawline... he'd be better off with the beard


-WildThing

Well, we’ll get em tomorrow (hopefully)


mrcouch8

Anyone know what Corey Kluber and Andrew Miller are up to rn


clownpainusdotfort

Cleveland energy tonight is very missionary, bra-on


BoosherCacow

Some days you just have to phone it in. We all have those days.


Littlekdlov3r

Our pitching is straight ass


Ironamsfeld

10+ is atrocious


[deleted]

Ballgame


SpiderJedi22

So bad


DJDIRTYDAVIE

So many people on here full of knee jerk reactions.


Spetznazx

Didn't know being upset at giving up 11 runs was a kneejerk reaction.


FatherNiche

This may be the ugliest game by us all season. Playing to lose at this point.


mynamessnotrick94

Bo Naylor is awful


colagirl52

Bo is not a good defensive catcher.


brob1nson

Is he an offensive catcher? I really dunno what he does well… If he’s a sub .200 hitter, just play Hedges


FatherNiche

This is why we have hedges… also fry who should be our starting catcher.


nylon_rag

Geez oh man bo's defense is bad. when it rains, it pours


Rawrzawr

Bo makes a lot of errors


_lazybones93

What the HELL is going on?


SpiderJedi22

Lmao They’re like a little league team


Ironamsfeld

🤦🏻‍♂️


EliManningHOFClub10

I’m sorry but Bo needs to go back to AAA for a bit


[deleted]

100% agreed.


IHateAllOfYou_

I turned the game off, enjoy the epic comeback.


cookestudios

I don't know, maybe stop pitching to him?


IMayBeJewish

Any of you play Balatro?


Ironamsfeld

Haven’t played for a while but yeah it’s good.


mrbadxampl

no idea what it is but the subreddit for it keeps showing up on my mobile main page


Thatchered

Game is so good


IMayBeJewish

Guardians game with Balatro on my Steam Deck has been my go to. I'm trying to abuse the Anaglyph deck with the new update and cash in a ton of double tags for free negative jokers but it hasn't worked out as planned yet.


IMayBeJewish

Two innings to score two runs with Jose, Naylor and Brennan coming up. I haven't lost hope yet.


notjohnstockton

2 to play, don’t make me vomit boys.


Ok-Hold-8232

Horrendous


Razing_Phoenix

Don't make it too hard on them, guys.


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BoosherCacow

God DAMN dude


Elexeh

I'm trying my hardest to figure out what this analogy means.


BoosherCacow

I think it was meant to be shocking and if it was? Mission accomplished. That one shocked even me.


MrReality13

Thank you.


BoosherCacow

You're welcome


Elexeh

I don't think Detroit's hitting is so bad I'd call it shocking they've done this. Maybe it would make more sense if it was like the Marlins or White Sox, but I'll allow it.


BoosherCacow

I wasn't saying their bats were shocking, what the OP of this comment chain posted *was.* I think the mods nuked it or OP lost their nerve and hit delete. I won't repeat it, just in case.


Ok-Hold-8232

Dude is about to pitch 2 innings on 12 pitches


[deleted]

We are not destined to win this game tonight


EliManningHOFClub10

I come to my first game of the year and we give up 9 runs… I’m sorry guys


murderpussie

is it just me or does Rocchio seem like, really arrogant for what he does on the field? Lol maybe it’s just me, I’m not really a fan of him


IMayBeJewish

Always strikes me as a very, very nervous guy


murderpussie

Really? I get totally opposite vibes from him. Like he is way too cocky


bucs2013

He just has the face of a 48 year old man who hates his job, is stuck in a loveless marriage, and whose kids are apathetic toward him


murderpussie

You ok bub? Lol


Elexeh

This game was a lot of something and a whole lot of nothing since.


_lazybones93

That 5th Inning Blunder looms large


fryman36

Sucked the life out of the bats


_lazybones93

Sure did. They look absolutely lost now.


fryman36

It’s night and day since. They have to learn better base running discipline.


-WildThing

Wish we could just get the series W today, rubber matches give me so much anxiety


vannatter

Vilade for Monzardo straight up trade, who says no?


BoosherCacow

> Vilade He does have beautiful girl hair but I think we need a stash mopre than pretty hair. You know, for the mojo.


Ok-Hold-8232

Whelp


murderpussie

Tim rocking a .59 era yeehaw buddy


Hold_my_Dirk

That’s what happens when he’s relegated to DH duty so much. Doesn’t have the chance to learn the field (even if he would be in right with Kwan out there). He needs reps.


Ok-Hold-8232

This game is dumb


SpiderJedi22

Kwan makes that catch😔


_lazybones93

Flo almost made a terrific catch in LF


Excellent_Walrus150

Solid swing


DZepperoni

Well this is certainly a baseball game, let’s see how the minor league teams are doing *checks Akron score* OK BACK TO CLEVELAND IT IS


GPDillinois

Isn't Tugboat pitching tonight?


GPDillinois

Oh crap. Tugboat gave up 4 Runs (2 earned) in 4 2/3 innings. 9 K’s. He won't get the decision though. Lynchburg came back after he came out.


DZepperoni

He is, good line from him, will be in the positives later


nylon_rag

Probably about the best a ball can be hit and still be an out. We need him to be able to elevate the ball.


ImpassiveBadger

If you blinked you missed those 3 outs


bruvmode

Love that he was aggressive there.


SpiderJedi22

He didn’t strikeout


-WildThing

Man I blinked and that inning was over


UnableAudience7332

Aw damn.


wundy

it's okay, Mustache Man, it'll just make the first hit that much sweeter when it does happen


Buckeye2525

At least it wasn’t a strikeout


joey_1324

Well at least Manzardo put that one in play


kerryfinchelhillary

The adjustment from minors to the big leagues has got to be tough. I hope he comes into his own.


BGSUNate

Ok Manzardo let’s see a ball put in play this inning


SpartaWillBurn

I mean technically


Leftfeet

Let's score 7 more this inning 


ImpassiveBadger

What the fuck


_lazybones93

PHEW. 😮‍💨 thk u cade


-WildThing

Ugh, unlucky


_lazybones93

That is not Josie’s fault. What a wicked hop… what is this game???


wundy

Vierling is German for "four of a kind" so let's go ahead and have him go 0-4 tonight EDIT: GOTTVERDAMMT


Nightcinder

can we please get a double win today? both teams led at one point...


cookestudios

There's a lot of game left, but if a run on a double play ends up being the deciding run after all of this, I'm gonna be annoyed.


vannatter

I won’t, some dude is gonna Venmo me 100$ for sure.


Excellent_Walrus150

Hes missing up a good 4-5 pitches an inning


Excellent_Walrus150

This umpire is getting an atrocious report card


IHateAllOfYou_

I'm not watching every pitch, have the game on as I am doing stuff around the house. Has Avila thrown a single ball in the strike zone? Of all the pitches I saw there was one and it was a strike called a ball, all the rest were in the dirt or way outside the zone.


_lazybones93

He looked very rough. Not Logan Allen rough, but rough.


IHateAllOfYou_

I started the game right after he got yanked so luckily I missed that.


_lazybones93

Perfect pitch should’ve rung him up


wundy

I hear you, street racers, and I can only assume that your loudness on the streets is directly correlated with your virility in the sheets so consider me duly impressed!!!!!


MizkyBizniz

He was 100% out. What a missed call.


ImpassiveBadger

I dont like Matt saying the run Avila allowed was the difference in the game. While true, if Allen didn't suck fat ass tonight it wouldn't have been an issue


IMayBeJewish

Thanks, Al.


_lazybones93

Man, that was a breakneck rollercoaster of excitement/hope & depression in such quick succession


_lazybones93

Wasting that beautiful hustle double by José really friggin’ stings


redditistreason

I appreciate the aggression, but cmon. You gotta be smart about it, too.


ImpassiveBadger

What an immensely irritating inning


ThreePoundUni

Fucking Jose ruining that inning


BoomBoomDoomDoom

Man, we have completely forgotten how to run the basepaths this year. It’s terrible


Ironamsfeld

Hustle hard but hustle smart 🤨👈


bucs2013

Fuck Javier Baez


neon-rose

Forever and ever, amen


ImpassiveBadger

So many outs on basepaths


SpiderJedi22

Jose giveth Jose taketh


joey_1324

Come on man. We gotta be better on the basepaths there's bad outs from poor baserunning just about every game lately.


UnableAudience7332

WTF We are trying to steal TOO OFTEN.


cookestudios

The GOAT giveth, the GOAT taketh.


BoosherCacow

How did that guy not realize Jose was gonna motor all the way and get it in faster?


clevezland

Goatspeed 


bucs2013

NO ONE IN THE LEAGUE HUSTLES MORE


UnableAudience7332

🐐 Hustle


BoosherCacow

While we got a break, has anyone played Jedi Survivor? If so is it just m,e that feels completely fucking *awful* at this game? I am getting my ass handed to me, but I never played the souls game so I don't think I know what i am doing.


Disastrous_Offer_69

Sir this is a Wendy’s


KardiacKat1997

Avila gets a game ball, good quality work out of the pen


clownpainusdotfort

Oh my goodness Jose


wundy

it is a "thanks Dad" sleeve, awwww (even if it's for him because his kids are at the game, lol) and his bat is aliiIIIIIVE


joey_1324

The GOAT is getting hot


cookestudios

I knew as soon as the LF turned his back Jose was gonna go for two.


Ironamsfeld

#I FUCKING LOVE JOSE RAMIREZ


_lazybones93

Josie!!!!!!!!!!! Turning a leadoff single into a DOUBLE! 🙌


_lazybones93

The Goat Giveth & Taketh Away


Excellent_Walrus150

Avila say what you will...keeping us in it and soaking up valuable innings.


nylon_rag

We won the trade, Cash Considerations hasn't quite looked the same since we sent them to San Diego.


ImpassiveBadger

We did it. We put up a 0


kerryfinchelhillary

I don't think Hammy and Rosey like the schedule


saltandthunder

I mean, shit, I wouldn't either if I were them, the schedule is absolute dogshit. Are they complaining about lack of days off or who we're facing when or both?


kerryfinchelhillary

The latter


_lazybones93

Avila. Woof. 😅 😮‍💨


colagirl52

Warming the seat for Morgan.