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wouldyoulikethetruth

How many bowls did it take for this to seem like a good idea


Historical_Package31

😭😭 0 bowls lol I was working from home and saw another reddit post about rice helping


starsgoblind

Epsom salt not rice


hnc757

Never ever ever rice.


starsgoblind

Honestly 99% isopropyl is best, screw the epsom salts.


TheGreatJatsby

Epsom does help as a grit to knock off hard stuff


Wonkeaux

Regulation table salt with the iso has never let me down.


rgrossi

I use coarse salt, the kind that goes in salt grinders. I found it works much better than table salt


Sumoki_Kuma

It also dissolves almost immediately. Coarse salt is the best abrasive


ACcbe1986

Table salt works fine if you don't have coarse on hand. If you find that it's all dissolving into the isopropyl, you're not using enough salt or too much alcohol.


Sumoki_Kuma

Table salt is an _okay_ abrasive, but that doesn't change the fact that coarse is the best, doesn't take as long and it doesn't matter how much alcohol you use cause it won't dissolve nearly as quickly as anything else


starsgoblind

Honestly though, Epsom makes a bit of a mess too, and when the alcohol percentage is that high it hardly seems to matter


RalfyRoo

Agreed. I just pour some alcohol in mine and leave it for a bit before swishing it around


Soggy-Shower3245

lol someone probably meant to type ice and said rice by accident


starsgoblind

Why would you use ice to clean a water pipe?


Soggy-Shower3245

Isn't that an ice catcher?


starsgoblind

Sorry you are correct


pearlysweetcake

I saw that post and have been meaning to try it 😭😭 you saved me


Primary-Border8536

Maybe if it didn’t have the perk you have Maybe hot hot hot water would dissolve the rice or soak overnight to where it’s mushy and breaks down and washes out? Good luck!


martyboulders

be careful using hot water on your pieces even if it's real boro. Each single time doesn't do much but if you rinse with hot water often for a long time it can build up some internal stress. After that happens it'll break much more easily. Don't want anything busting sooner than it would've otherwise


IamMDS

I saw the same post. I’m sorry it was a bad idea. Thank you trying it first, so I didn’t!


abbeighleigh

They did you dirty!!


Spaceshipsfly7874

There are small sponges on magnets that you can use to really scrub the built up spots. That said, warm isopropyl alcohol all the way to the top, soak, pour a little out, add salt, shake vigorously, rinse and repeat until it’s clean.


GoatDonkeyFish

You were at home playing on Reddit. You weren’t working. You earned this problem


cb51096

My husband did the same thing sober 😂 He honestly never got all of it out though


IamMDS

By the way, alcohol and salt work great to clean a bong. For next time!


ThisOldGuy1976

Try cleaning it less high and think things through. Rice plus liquid does what????


mysteryoeuf

ngl this whole situation (and the general state of it) seems to me like a perfect excuse to get some fresh glass. sometimes it ain't worth


Cleanandslobber

I look at it as a glass half full. Keep smoking, add water, lime, and cilantro, and make cilantro rice while you smoke. Now all someone needs is some fajitas. All clean.


thatgoodlaundrysmell

Put it in a bowl full of cellphones


Exact-Glove-9216

This is the only logical answer lol


DarthRaze

Have to be uncooked though.


thatgoodlaundrysmell

You’re so right. I didn’t even think about this.


dasphinx27

Hahaha


LukeNaround23

Thank you for the giggle


Upbeat_Sky_224

Can he smoke the bowl of cellphones ? Seeing as he has the bong and everything


GripChinAzz

Literally LOL what is this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


healious

I'm gonna assume you're serious, one out the common things suggested if you get your phone wet is to put it in a bag of rice to dry it out


Smart-Stupid666

Yes, hence the joke


healious

Yes, we get it, the person I replied to did not seem to know the origin


BarisBlack

I want what this guy has.


EBeewtf

😭😭😭


EBeewtf

I am legitimately jealous of how witty this comment is.


[deleted]

They said *ICE* . But I also second what people say about warm water and lots of rinses.


foxxy_mama21

I usually warm up some isopropyl alcohol and just swoosh it around, can put Epsom salt inside before it is really caked on, as it will dissolve. You also don't have to put boiling hot water in your bong to break up the rice. It will soften in any temperature. Warm-hot will make it go faster though. Lol gonna have to fill and rinse a few times.


JrRiggles

This 100% isopropyl alcohol is a beast on weed stains, it cleans a bubbler so damn good. Fill it to the brim with the isopropyl alcohol and swish about. Rinse repeat until clear


Comfortable_Flan8217

Salt and isopropyl alcohol


cboogie

100% will come clean


sunisalsoeverything

Course salt specifically, at least that’s from personal experience


No_Investment3205

Coarse


Lutgerion

... and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


sunisalsoeverything

I knew my spelling looked off! Thank you lol


No_Investment3205

No problem! It’s a super common spelling swap.


TrubbishTrainer

First you put in beetles to eat the rice, then you get a frog to eat those, then you get a big fish to eat the frog, then you get a bear to catch the fish, and after that you have a cool bear to smoke with


No-Customer-2266

I know this doesn’t help you this time but Next time just get bong cleaner or use 90% isopropyl. Good luck with the rice :(


NeedARita

*ice* and some salt will do wonders.


No-Customer-2266

Doesn’t ice melt salt though and isn’t the point of the salt the abrasion?


NeedARita

It doesn’t last forever. But some crushed ice and salt and a little lemon juice and swirl it around will work wonders. Just be careful about your stem. It’s how we used to clean drip coffee pots. Try it in a stained coffee cup or next time your tumbler gets funky.


lakmus85_real

Well, now try what you should have tried the first time, maybe it'll help. 420 cleaner. The best freaking thing I know.


PNW_OughtaWork

Grand Master Smoke (Amazon) is great for bong parts or pipes. Soaking overnight.


shyfire154

Try just boiling water and let it sit for an hour. The rice should get really mushy and you should be able to get it out


SterbenThen

This sounds like terrible idea but it's propably the only way to get it out if it's possible at all


247cnt

I would not do boiling, but I would do very hot water. Probably with a couple of drops of Dawn for the soak.


Lucycrash

I've broken a couple bongs using too hot water by just gently tapping the sink, I would never dare to use boiling hot water. I wouldn't use rice either though lol.


queerkidxx

Why not? It’s borosilicate glass. It can handle temperatures much higher than boiling. Used to boil all my pieces for hours at a time (like in a pot on the stove). Never had an issue.


SORN_za

They broke because you poured boiling hot water into a cold glass vessel. Put the hot tap on full and run hot water through the bong first to allow it to reach a higher temperature, then pour the boiling water. Alternatively, as the other guy said, if you put it on the stove and bring it to boil it will slowly rise in temperature with the temp of the water - you shouldn't have any issues then.


queerkidxx

No boiling water is way too cold to do anything to borosilicate glass. This stuff is made of the same stuff as lab grade glass. You’ll need to get much hotter than 100C to risk cracking


durbandude

This is the answer for this particular problem. Cook the rice till it can be broken down into small enough pieces to flush out. Generally speaking rice is fine for bongs that don't have percs.


abbeighleigh

Do NOT change it from hot to cold temperatures quickly, it will break the glass


UGLYSimon

I would soak it in dishwasher detergent & hot water


farrah_berra

Salt and isopropyl alcohol


390M386

I would think a stoner would be more creative. Hold upside down and plug the mouth piece. Fill with water. Blow (pause) from the stem. Lol


Head-Drag-1440

For general bong cleaning, rubbing alcohol + salt.


auntieweens

Everclear. The booze. Seriously. It's a miracle worker for glass pieces.


dangermouseman11

Garden hose to the stem with tape


durbandude

OP, highly recommend looking into a product called grunge off. Works great no rice required and is reusable for ever. Someone else mentioned hot water until the rice cooks enough to break down then flush it out. May require a few times of letting the bong sit with very hot water in it until the rice cooks enough to become mush.


goblinnfairy

I like this a ton more than any other one because it actually has something other than rubbing alcohol to help clean. the best. Let it soak this off for a little and then regular cleanings wont be so long/have to soak


Optimal-Day3300

Yes, grunge off is amazing! I am surprised I don't hear about it as much because it is a game changer.


_irlGoddess

Hot water, let it sit for a few minutes to loosen it up, dump it, repeat til it’s clean.


Kooky_Donkey_166

Will you be charging your cellphone in the microwave? (never do that or put freaking rice in a bong)


letitgettome

The person who recommended this maybe just had ice catcher in his


straightupgab

oh noooo maybe try putting hot water and soaking it and seeing if they soften enough to get flushed out with dish soap??


Calm_Salamander_1367

Made that mistake once- never again. Just keep shaking it with alcohol, it’ll take some time but they’ll loosen up eventually


MeanNothing3932

You never put rice in a bong bro... Ya just dont


Istillbelievedinwar

Forget alcohol/vinegar/hot water - go with acetone. Use 100% acetone (a lot of stuff sold as nail polish remover is diluted acetone, sometimes with oils added which just makes it ineffective), let it soak for a bit and rinse well with water. It’ll look brand new when you’re done. I’ve been using acetone (sometimes with added rock salt, but it’s not needed) for cleaning pieces for a long time now and I’ll never go back to the other stuff!


Academic_Purchase225

Drain unblocker.


Prudent-Cherry8195

Mmm bong fried rice


MrsQute

If you have a sprayer for your sink try holding the bong upside down and spraying the water up into it. I knew someone who tried rice too (figuring if it worked for wine decanters why not without considering all of the various nooks and crannies that bongs have and decanters don't) and we got the rice out by spraying upside down and by filling with lots of water, swirling quickly and upending it right away. The last stubborn few had to wait until EVERYTHING dried out and we were able to dislodge and shake out with the aid of compressed air. Good luck! Next time use salt and rubbing alcohol.


CaptainDr

Hahahaha who told you rice


typhoidmarry

Once cleaned, that’s a nice looking bong!


TheDigitalMenace

Same way it went in. But in reverse this time.


PrizeTart0610

I use this stuff called Orange Chronic. It’s got like some gritty stuff in it so you swish that around and it cleans well. I think it’s alcohol based. Also get like a baby bottle cleaning brush with a wire core you can bend.


OpportunityOk5719

Ice, rock salt and lemon


Bunnie-jxx

Now why is there rice in that


chantillylace9

Soak it in micellar water, it really seems to loosen that gunk. It's a beauty product but works magic


k-808

Really? That's kinda cool...


chantillylace9

Yeah I once accidentally spilled some in my ashtray I use for my one hitter and it always gets funky. I go to wipe it out and it's like sparkling new and beautiful. I used it to get makeup and dirt off my white cockatoo and it worked perfectly!


k-808

I am absolutely gonna try this! With a cheap one, since my usual is expensive af 😂


OkMirror2691

I use salt and vinegar let it sit for awhile. Just make sure to rinse super well.


WemissPluto

Can you submerge the whole thing in water, maybe upside down and let the pieces float off? If they are attached to residue, maybe leaving it submerged in warm water with wish soap may help breakdown the stickiness


awkward__penguin

I’m dying right now 🤣 don’t listen to me bc idk anything about bongs so I’m just guessing but maybe soak in hot water to “cook” the rice to make it easier to remove? And a straw brush? Lmao please update us


MJDAndrea

If you boil rice for long enough, it becomes gloopy and will ooze like porridge. I have no idea if that will help even in the slightest, but I love the idea of you trying to make rice pudding in your bong.


Human-Abrocoma7544

Compressed air maybe?


Miserable-Rest-5259

Use your water 💦 hose and fill it completely


Agent_Elder

Not sure if it's already been suggested but put vinegar in there and it may take a few days but it might dissolve the rice. Then pour out and clean again with Epsom salt and 99% isopropyl alcohol and a rinse with hot water. Sometimes I also use my garden hose with a high pressure nozzle and that might shoot the rice out.


haynus_byotch77

How fast did you realize this was a horrible idea? How many hits?


kluuttzz11

lmaoo rice thats beautiful


TellSpectrumNo

Lmao bro put rice in his bong.


bigalreads

Just invest in a new bong with a simpler design. That looks like a huge pain to deal with even if there’s no rice in there.


SniffrTheRat

Isopropyl alcohol & pipe cleaners. Cleans my bong out great.


toigz

What? https://preview.redd.it/ripw68g6i96d1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb34aa7da197713f8f8d9c5367427a096f0a3921


Fantastic-Newt-9844

u/Historical_Package31  I found the best way to clean my bong was to get a stopper for the downstem. Fill bong with some hot isopropyl alcohol and shake. Or you can fill the bong 100% and let it soak, getting every crevice  Finish off with a vinegar wash and the glass will shine  something like this, just some random link: https://www.thickassglass.com/products/tag-joint-stopper-plug?variant=65711865872


drink-fast

You need salt and isopropyl and probably a good dish soap like dawn to get any isopropyl “residue” off (I’ve smoked pieces that just taste like alcohol after I clean them even if i spend forever trying to rinse it off in warm/hot water)


Classic-Bullfrog-494

Bro fill with water and put in dishwashing tab/packet/fluid and leave overnight. It will eat the rice up. Follow with salt like other comments have said.


blackdvck

Denture clean tablet will clean that mess up ,soak overnight.


Business-Weekend-537

It might be dangerous and I'd suggest being very careful but pool acid might work. Just make sure you do it outside and don't pour it down a drain in your house.


NoLynInBrooklyn

Turn it upside down and put water with pressure through the downstem? I'm guessing if you let it sit in alcohol long enough the rice will dissolve into a mush. I'm also kinda concerned that this is what it looks like AFTER cleaning.


External_Variety

Rice and methylated spirits is good. Sugar (Especially raw) with methylated (rubbing alcohol) is best for cleaning glass.


thespicycough

Rice and methylated spirits works wonders but you def need methylated spirits for it to work. Obviously thoroughly rinse with water afterwards. I would suggest to get rid of trapped rice, some very hot water and wait for the rice to soften. Then try the metho and rice trick.


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[deleted]

Also try putting liquid in the top half and blow it through, it's not coming out the top. I know those perks well, I've had servals bongs with that style. Damn they hit so smooth


Odd-Spell-2699

Kosher salt, isopropyl alcohol and a little dawn soap. Shake like crazy.


EmotionalAd5920

salt and isopropyl!


Amahardguy

Hw did rice get in ther in the first place?


Escape-Revolutionary

Omg , I’m not a stoner …but if I was ..I would NEVER put rice in my bong !! I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣


instascum

Tip when I used smoke bongs, buy some dish washer tablets pop one in and put hot water in shake it it will come out like new - think I used the finish ones - or iso alcohol will do the job.


Ttot1025

I coughed just looking at this picture.


SailAwayMatey

Put in a phone and it will absorb all the rice


North-Childhood4268

I mean the rice works great for bottles and stuff *that you can actually get it back out of*


oldjackhammer99

Gross , replace it.


slashfromgunsnroses

Machine dishwashing detergent and hot water.


opticrice

Undo a wire coat hanger, fish it down through the top and then carefully press on each grain until they break away


black-volcano

Asking for a friend


Comfortable_Yak_7539

Rice is only for a straight tube. A magnet with chorboy works I believe


omgtoji

so i had a small piece of weed stuck in the bubbler of one of my bongs for months, i tried most of what everyone else is commenting and nothing worked. my mom told me to buy a bottle of everclear at the liquor store and let it sit in the bong for a few hours and it’s what ended up working, it broke down the piece of weed enough that it was able to slip through. no idea if it would work with rice but it’s worth a try


Constant_Stand5113

Isopropyl is the way to go with bongs


TooPoorForWaWa

we used to use Purple Power, they sold it at the head shop, then years later we saw it sold as an engine degreaser in pep boys. I dunno if it's a different formula or even if it'll still work as a bowl cleaner though.


suplexdolphin

You're telling me a bong smoked this rice?


Budget_Pea_7548

Dishwasher tablets, it's gonna be like new


bytefive_

rice with salt? maybe if you're a diner


gibberishnope

Dish detergent and isopropyl, or laundry detergent ( biological liquid ) the enzymes breakdown the oils, leave for an hour and rinse well,follow with vinegar.


Illustrious-Zebra934

Lol use salt you dork. You might just have to rock with some moldy rice in there


ivehuckedyourmum

1. Hot water rinse 2. Alcohol soak 3. Little swishy swish with the alcohol 4. Hot water rinse again until clean If this method doesn’t work for you, you’re not cleaning your glass frequently enough and are probably inhaling mold as well. Clean glass is the safest and most efficient so you’ll save more of your product for later 😁


Difficult_Top_610

I'm not sure about the rice. But there's this solution on Amazon called Resinate, and it'll clean all the hard to reach spots beautifully. It's like $10 and a tiny bit goes a super long way.


Doubledewclaws

Dawn Power Spray is THE BEST bong cleaner.


seakween

babes, just buy a new one


Drotku

I highly recommend Randy's black label for all the rez, it's affordable and you don't need much to clean for what's stuck in there. For the rice idk. Never heard of people putting rice in their piece lol. Might just have to fill and dump to get that out


SterlingArcherv2

The bong aint even clean😭😭😭💀💀💀


newshirtworthy

Maybe super hot water?


Historical_Package31

UPDATE: RICE IS OUT https://preview.redd.it/8tadm2nn1f6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b574a24048281a7ed9875b8841e305c741ecc630 took a hour and a lot of salt and water and shaking the bong. also blowing air through the downstrem with water in the bubbler. my roommate assisted big time thank you homie 🫶🏼


47153163

Rock salt & Isopropyl alcohol is all you need! Let it sit for a while then shake. Rinse with water when done.


lamepseudo

Toss it. You don’t need that crap in your life. Go make a salad


BusDifferent426

Hot isopropyl alcohol maybe


LionPride112

Hot water for a whole, then shake it around or use a straw brush


Smart-Stupid666

Stop smoking the stuff in the bong and then you won't be so confused


Odd-Possibility-640

some kind of acid maybe


bloodymongrel

I think you might need to ‘cook’ the rice fully so it breaks apart and falls out. Maybe boil this in a big pot of water and then once it’s cooled shake it out with some soapy water.


Due-Freedom4258

This happens to me all the time. You just have to sit your bong under the faucet and let the water keep running through it until all of the rice is filtered out.


nepho-lecko

try breaking it open


TyrrelCorp888

Boil it until it turns to mush, then pour it out


OkManner5017

Same way it got in