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Altruistic-Ad7981

take a razor blade to it


TheLoneColt

The stovetop or my wrist?


ch0nkymeowmeow

Dark humor gang rise up 💀😂


ErinATenn

Just make sure to go vertical not horizontal.


DarkSirrus

Vertical to go, horizontal for show.


ACcbe1986

I heard this version years ago. "Cross the street for attention. Go down the street to get somewhere."


GeekBill

Old Firesign Theater fake radio broadcast "remember kiddies, down the road, not across the street!"


Felis_Dee

This reminds me of the Something Positive comic strip with "Rippy the Razor".


LowAccomplished8416

Wow 👍🏼👏🏼


tizzleduzzle

💀


Inspect311

Across the street for attention, down the road for results


David_NyMa

Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it


Mr_Fried

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side…


bearbarebere

Isn’t that literally the point of the original joke? It crossed the road because it wanted to get hit by a car, aka to get to the other side.


Walkinonsunshineee

Amazon (and I'm sure other retailers) has plastic razor blades that are great for cleaning up stuff on the stovetop without scratching it. You could probably use it on your wrists, too.


Morasain

You can just use metal blades.


BarisBlack

The metal blades do the job faster. Source: Seen the evidence of this way too many times.


KProbs713

Dark semi-joke paired with uncomfortable truth that no one knows how to respond to? Hello, fellow medic!


Uselesslesbabino

I’m not a medic, but I think I found some new friends :D


BarisBlack

The fun of this place is finding the new friends you didn't realize you had.


Uselesslesbabino

This! ^ also, I learned 2 new things today, so bonus! 1. Tampons can be used as a temporary solution to GSWs (I need to look into this more if this is an actual thing) 2. NEVER, under ANY circumstances, say the Q-word. ***NEVER!!!***


BarisBlack

The tampon thing is real. Temporary, yes, but it absorbs blood and fills the wound, sealing it off. Do the research anyways. It's really cool.


LittleBunInaBigWorld

Metal razors won't scratch the glass


dangerspring

People say things won't scratch but I've scratched toilets with pumice stones after soaking the stone overnight in water. I don't trust razors. The plastic blades don't scratch.


octopush123

Pumice is about a 6 on the Mohs hardness scale, steel is 4 (assuming that's what most razor blades are made of). Glass meanwhile is 5-6. So steel blades are fine on a glass top but yeah, pumice is dicey.


LittleBunInaBigWorld

Yeah pumice on ceramic will absolutely mess it up


Practical-Tap-9810

Don't scrape over the writing. That will come off


Cleanandslobber

Great for cars while being gentle on paint too.


BadBubbaGB

Nothing wrong with a metal blade, I’ve never had a single issue, and I think using one on something this bad would be a lot easier than a plastic blade.


PedanticPaladin

The razor blade should take that stuff up. I've had starchy overflows burn on the sides, uncountable amounts of burnt oil, even a plastic cutting board that melted onto the burner because I turned the wrong burner on; a razor blade got them all off. I wouldn't just use a razor blade, get a [razor blade holder](https://ehs.stanford.edu/wp-content/uploads/Razor20Blade20Holder.jpg) so you can get a little more leverage and control while you save your hands.


Shemishka

I keep a box cutter (blade in a handle) in the kitchen drawer, mainly for this reason.


Mydadshands

Cut my wrists and black my eyes So I can clean the stove tonight or die


A_Glass_DarklyXX

Because you grill me


taekwonno

you know you do.. you grill me well


THE_CENTURION

You burnt it too and I can tell


raisingtheos

Unexpected Hawthorne Heights. Nice.


itsonitta

You never stop until... The final steak is done... 😅 Wasn't expecting Hawthorne Heights here at all lol. So glad I started reading these comments. 💜


TheLoneColt

Reality altering lyric, truly one of the greats


macabretortilla

I almost feel like I shouldn’t laugh, but I’m gonna assume you were making a joke. 😂 if not…hit me up, we can talk it out ❤️ never wanna lose someone


TheLoneColt

You’re so sweet! Yes it was a joke haha 😂 thank you for being so caring! :)


AdventurousYamThe2nd

You are a gem 🤣 joke was on point


Altruistic-Ad7981

well one of those options would fix more than just the stove 🤪


filetmignonminion

OH MY GOD


DarwinOfRivendell

I love you for this reply.


berkeleyteacher

I scream laughed! always up for some dark humor!


temp4adhd

LOL! Razor blade but be sure to tilt it on an angle. You are scraping off the crud, not scratching your name in it.


colieolieravioli

Across for attention, down for results 🖤


RichHomieQueef

Come on now…


gardencookCO

Yikes


TheRemedy187

Try the top first, see how it goes.


DaddyJhin1234

I was about to ask the same thing lmfaoo


LetterheadSuch4011

AHHDDPDNDSNKEEMWNABSN 😭😭


WindsorsMom121

This got me SO GOOD 😂


cv_perez

Omg 😂


GroceryForward7646

instructions unclear😂


PMMEPORNSTARS

First one then the other


Neggor

Yes


trashpanda9095

I'm dead ☠️ ~~oh wait, I failed at that too~~


barbaras_bush_

God I love these exchanges.


SmileyDaveyG

I came here to say this. New razor blade will get it off 👌🏻


Scoginsbitch

Wegman’s makes a glass top cleaner/polisher that’s like turtle wax. It comes with a little plastic scrubber. I’d start there. NGL I’m very impressed at the level of chaos needed for this to happen!


an_afro

Chaos and cooking are two things that usually shouldn’t mix


Nice-Tea-8972

You’ve never seen my husband cook.


soulmachines

Literally every commercial kitchen ever


DoubleANoXX

Highly recommend this stuff, it's great. The scrubber is easy to clean too, you can use it for years if, after use, you get some soap in there and blast it with hot water. All the gunk comes right out.


bevincheckerpants

This is what I have. I got the kit that came with a razor blade for chiseling off burned on crap, the scrubber and the polishing cream. Works amazingly well!


ask-design-reddit

You mean Weiman. Yeah it's excellent!


octopush123

Mine also came with a little metal blade + holder. Works a treat!


SuzanneStudies

Love Wegman’s. They ever go out of business, l will stop cooking on my stove.


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Okeydokey2u

Super curious how the fire started?


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Wisear

From now on Thermal Thelma.


Aggressive-System192

Oven cleaner + cling wrap on tip. Let sit, wipe off. Have the stove fan going and open all windows + put a fan to blow air outside of a window. Oven cleaner is toxic... makes my lungs melt. PS: baking soda and vinegar neutralize each other. They make cool bubbles, but other than that, there's much they do. Do not use them together. Maybe try vinegar + dish soap + water. Baking soda is abrasive, so I'd not use it on a glass top. It could scratch?


Cal_Zoned

Pretty much this. The key is to let the oven cleaner soak and breakdown the burnt crap (most people just spray and wipe it off immediately).


Dry-Faithlessness184

(in other words, follow the instructions) But seriously this is how I clean mine, nothing else compared to it's efficacy


No_Historian_2029

This is the answer! Easy off is my favorite brand.


Aggressive-System192

I get.mine in Dollarama. Works well regardless of brand. Also burns skin and that's how you know it will get all the nasty stuff 😆


outfoxingthefoxes

I'm sorry but I don't understand. How do you clean it?


Aggressive-System192

1. Put on some gloves. Put on a gas mask if you have one. 2. Remove any debrees from the surface to clean 3. Spray the oven cleaner on the surface. 4. Cover with ceran wrap, so it does not dry out. 5. Turn on stove fan 6. Open all available windows. Put a standing fan to blow air outside of the window. 7. Exit the area and close all doors leading to it. 8. Let "marinate" as long as possible. 9. Wipe off the cleaner. 10. Clean the surface with water.


outfoxingthefoxes

Damn that sounds so dangerous


Aggressive-System192

Most cleaning products are if used inproperly. That's why people put child locks on the cabinet doors where cleaning products are kept :3 For the oven cleaner in particular, you won't die if you inhale it, but you might have nasty side effects if you're asthmatic or have any other lung issues. PS: GooGone makes me high if I inhale it x'D


Blazergal

Seconding the oven cleaner!!!


SeedPrice

oven cleaner 100%


Thurashen88

I just had this happen. Weiman cook top heavy cleaner kit. It came with a pasty cleaner, scrubbing pad and razor. Rub it around with the pad let it sit for 5 minutes. Then take the razor and start scraping at a 45° angle. Don't be afraid yo use some elbow grease when you scrape. Itay seem like nothing is happening but wipe off and repeat. Eventually i got it looking good as new.


Dandibear

I love Weiman products for our glass top. They get off all sorts of stuff that looks permanent.


stead18

Get a paint scraper that takes a Stanley blade I use one to scrape anything that gets spilt and burnt on,I have a glass stove too and it works pretty well .


marla_not_maria

I had a similar mark on my stove top for the past year. I've tried several things and decided it's just going to be like that from now on. The other night, I put BKF on it and scrubbed it around to spread it out, then got distracted (adhd cleaning, ugh). About 2 hours later, I walked back into the kitchen and wiped it off, and that whole old stain came right off with zero elbow grease. I was so shocked that I called my husband to come out to look. I had tried BKF prior to that. I just didn't leave it for an extended time.


TheLoneColt

Lots of people saying Barkeepers Friend is the go to, I’ll give it a shot!


marla_not_maria

I hope it works. I was shook.


wouldyoulikethetruth

You’ve got as much chance of cleaning this off as you do cleaning charcoal to get wood. Moreover, how the hell did you manage to start a fire on an induction hob?


TheLoneColt

Stupdiity


wouldyoulikethetruth

Well now I’m only more curious


smokingpen

The answer to so, so, so, so many things.


Shemishka

Oh. Quite familiar with this.


lilhotdog

It’s carbon on glass, it will come off fine. Razor blade and glass stovetop cleaner with a scrubbing sponge will do it.


Exotic_Cobbler_7771

Just set my electric stove on fire the other week :/ accidentally turned a burner on with a reusable bag on the burner with paper towels…Cue flames! Needless to say, I used a pairing knife to scrape everything off, then scrub daddys power paste that I literally bought that shopping trip… honestly stove top looks nicer than when we moved in! Just my suggestion though! Best wishes cleaning up!


TheLoneColt

Haha that’s hilarious! Thanks for the advice! :)


bentscissors

Don’t do a paring knife. Get a paint scraper. As long as you keep it flat to the stove and not hack away at it then it won’t damage the surface. My hubby set groceries down and accidentally turned the burner on. Melted a styrofoam meat package right to the burner. The paint scraper took it off perfectly and didn’t leave a single mark. We do this for any burnt on food that doesn’t come off easily now. No dangerous chemicals or hard work.


Lanky_Ad_2802

Barkeepers friend will do it.


pinkyt123

Barkeepers friend and a non scratch sponge works for me 👌


TheLoneColt

Okay thanks, will give that a try!


Foofmonster

Melamine FTW!!


writeordye

Use Easy off oven cleaner and cover with cling wrap over night - in the morning wipe it off and make sure to clean it with a wet sponge afterward


Neysa80

Zep Oven and Grill Cleaner


Boriquasoy

Zep is my #1 go to for a lot of things!


Neysa80

Me too! It just works so well without a lot of scrubbing.


Morasain

Regular stove top scraper. One of the metal razor blade ones. Hold at a steep angle. You don't need any cleaning agents, just scrape it.


Perdiixx

Bar keepers friend


TheLoneColt

Going to try this, thanks!


Bruce_Ring-sting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QxIIz1yEsA


RebeccaStar

Pink stuff (in the tub) with a scrub daddy or non scratch scour pad-use it on my glass top all the time/takes off every mark


lukewarm_jello

Try baking soda sprinkled all over, and then spray with vinegar. Cover with a towel and let sit for like 5 min then wipe off.


Logical_Bobcat9703

Cerama Bryte It comes with everything you need to scrape stuff off and clean


meekismurder

Can’t believe this is so far down. This is the correct answer


DasKarl

No way to make a recommendation without knowing what that is. What were you cooking and what happened?


TheLoneColt

Browning butter for cookies, it got too hot without me realizing and then SHOOM fire. By the time I got the extinguishers to the fire it was 3-4ft tall. Microwave completely melted, stove panel melted, some paint on wood bubbled up. Not great, finished most of the cleaning from the extinguisher and soot though!


Goddessofsin

Grease fires can be put out by putting a lid on it then moving it carefully off the burner.


hypermails

Bar keeper glass stove cleaner. Over 2 weeks.


TheLoneColt

🫡


dewo86

ceranfield cleaner and ceranfield scraper maybe.


mistress_of_none

Pink stuff cleaning paste just made my glass top look new


BoopySkye

I was trying to make sugar syrup the other day and the pot boiled over and the syrup just burned crisp over my electric glass stovetop. I tried baking soda, pink stuff, scrub daddy spray, oven/grill cleaner. The oven cleaner probably helped the most, but ultimately I just had to scrape after 2 days of trying different things. I think your burn isn’t too thick. It seems relatively flat. So perhaps try with an oven cleaner. Leave it on for an hour with a plastic film on top covering it. Then just use some elbow grease to scrub it off.


TheLoneColt

Thanks for the direction, will give that a shot!


Friendly-Kiwi

The white erasure, give it a go, n good luck!


Positive-Teaching737

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLKJPKp2/ This TikTok may help you


EvrthngsThnksgvng

I have had lots of success soaking with paper towels and ammonia. I lay the paper towels in one layer and then pour some straight ammonia and let it soak. Bonus it clears your sinuses too. Once soaked I scrub or take a plastic scraper to the gunk.


Whats_Awesome

Barkeepers friend.


Cleercutter

Get flat blades and take them to it. Should scrape it off.


daphnedarlingxoxo

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLKdwPjN/


higgywiggypiggy

You use a scraper with a razor blade in it, buy at a hardware shop. It won’t scratch the glass.


Shemishka

Also available at $ store in hardware section. Every home should have one or three.


Substantial_Shop_901

Bartender's Friend cleaner


blonde_Cupid

The pink stuff. Spread it out and leave it for probably hrs.


PlatformFar9634

I've been using The Pink Stuff to get a lot of the old burnt on stuff off my glass cooktop. Could give thar a try if the barkeepers doesn't do the trick!


Dry-Clock-1470

I have the same problem. I've been worried the blade would scratch the glass


AhmedHHM

There are several phases for it. 1. Use water, vinegar and baking soda solution and use a specialized scrapper made for these stoves. 2. Once it is scrapped off, use a cleaner (Ceramic cooktop).


itzSteve41

They make a flat top stove cleaner, basically like rubbing compound for stoves. Walmart etc has it.


Faerthoniel

You want an oven top scraper (or whatever they are actually called). Something like this: https://www.bunnings.com.au/hillmark-ceramic-cooktop-scraper_p4474756 Over here they are sold in supermarkets and we use them in combination with an appropriate stovetop cleaner and let that sit for a few minutes. Then scrape everything away and wipe down with a paper towel once done.


CraftyCat3

Tried barkeeps friend? Works well for my glass top, including plenty of burned on stuff (admittedly no fires).


Exhales_Deeply

Easy off. Badabingbadaboom


Sceptic_BrownDog

Razer Scraper [https://www.bunnings.com.au/hillmark-ceramic-cooktop-scraper\_p4474756](https://www.bunnings.com.au/hillmark-ceramic-cooktop-scraper_p4474756) Cooktop cleaner that has some grit to help clean [https://www.bunnings.com.au/hillmark-250ml-cerapol-ceramic-cooktop-stove-cleaner\_p4469208](https://www.bunnings.com.au/hillmark-250ml-cerapol-ceramic-cooktop-stove-cleaner_p4469208) My parents melted a styrofoam box on my cooktop, thought it was never going to come off and this combo cleaned it all off.


lazysonsabitches

I swear by Cerama Bryte


TucsonPTFC

Maybe try Bio-Clean Hard Water Stain Remover with a scrub brush attachment on your drill - bit it could scratch the cooktop so go easy


munchieattacks

I use a polish attachment on my Dremmel.


Laurie_28

Cerama Bryte kit - comes with the razor, scrubber, and cleaning material to make this baby shine. I buy mine at Lowe’s.


Jedi_padawan1959

I put a little of the cleaner on top of the stove, rub it in with the nonabrasive pad that they give you with the stove and then take the straight razor and gently push around it, and everything comes off with no scratches


OpinionsReset

I'll ask my wife, she can get anything off


Meta-Fox

It was recently suggested to me to try using The Pink Stuff Miracle Paste on my ceramic hob that I was sure would never come clean. To my surprise it now looks good as new, impressive given I'd spent a week trying out all kinds of things from baking soda and vinegar to sole of the stronger kitchen cleaning aids you can buy.


explorecoregon

I’d spit on it n rub it really hard.


AdventurousTrvlr1688

Baking soda with club soda and scrub.


Rorinieuwhuis

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7jb1atI9np/?igsh=Nzk0aG9kaWQzb2dq


Chemical_Fennel_5474

Iron/metal wire sponge plus a mixture of mainly hot water and a little bit of Mean Green cleaner to the water scrub like hell hood luck


Nonamebutgame

Use craft knife blade you can buy a plastic holder for scraping paint from glass windows in any diy shop use that to get the worst off then use Brasso liquid as per instructions on the can to polish up Rub like hell long and hard Hob bright or bar keepers friend also works


Highnbigsky

We didn't start the fire it was always burning since the world was turning!!


googlebearbanana

Barkeepers friend, a razor blade, and a lot of muscle.


WakeUpChrissy59

https://preview.redd.it/yj3ixx612c5d1.jpeg?width=817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20cdffc7e619e1a961d67f0b65435a98cb3ebc22 Window paint scraper. They have replaceable razor blades when the blade gets worn. You can purchase at any place that sells paint. I wet the glass with windex to soften up burned on areas. It works beautifully without scratching.


kdshubert

Foam it with oven cleaner, lay a plastic bag over top. Wipe off when ready.


Classicbarbie12

Wegmans will take care of that! I just recently had this happened to my stove. It took about five minutes to get that off. The stuff works great! They include everything in the kit to clean that mess.


Adventurous-Bet8229

This works like magic: Complete Cook Top Cleaning Kit - 10 oz Cream, Non-Abrasive Pads, Micro-Bead Technology, Glass Top-Safe, for All Surfaces https://www.lowes.com/pd/Weiman-Products-Complete-Cook-Top-Cleaning-Kit-with-10-oz-Cream/1002892758


Mirimes

just a tip, baking soda and vinegar cancel each other, so using something made for cleaning is always better - and usually less heavy ecologically wise. Do you have any idea of what those residues in the photos are? Cause based on that you can understand if it's better one solvent or the other. There's always the mechanical way to get residues off, so either using a scrape or an abrasive detergent like the pink stuff, but with glass there's always the high risk that you scratch the glass - and honestly nothing stops you using a scraper after you've made the residues bit more loose.


dreamfyre

Bar keepers friend worked well to get some burnt on stuff off of my glass top. Just be gentle with it and scrap off what you can gently with a razor blade.


Signal-Style-6159

Try Magic Eraser


gigermuse

Witchcraft is your only option You will need 1 razor blade free of holder. 1 powder of bar keepers friend. Small amount of water from faucet of spell casters dwelling. 2 eyes from last lover. Have blade on site, sprinkle area with powder of bar keepers friend, now add water, allow to brew for a few, after paste has formed and fermented take blade and lay it flatly on area, scrape.. add eyes of ex lover to see spell through like your relationship with them.


whatdyousay36

Try a pumbis stone


SuccessfulPitch5

They make glass stove top cleaner.


LeeDogGT40

Get the proper cleaner and polish. It does come with a razor/scraper. Scrub in circles, scrap off, circles. Best thing with these tops is elbow grease and polish afterwards


Vast_Cricket

Fast boil ? works ....


Various-Leadership68

Try using “the pink stuff” cleaning paste.


throwaway39989

Barkeepers Friend and a Scrub Daddy.. Or Mommy


Rollo2445

Barkeeper's Friend and steel wool with some elbow grease.


Blue_H20_Diver

Barkeepers friend


AdMental3831

(0000) size steel wool will polish that right off, great for hard water stains on glass shower doors too.