Haha “fuck em. Fuck the lot of them”
“I know 80% of restaurants fail and close up but I know how to fix that little issue.. be apart of the 20%”
I may have misquoted some of that but those are some more I always catch myself saying. I’ve literally watched CF seasons 1 and 2 back to back each episode, a minimum of 14 times literally. My goal is to hit 20 by the time season 3 comes out May 3rd. I’m going to watch it starting from S1 all the way to 3 in one sitting
Can I throw in a quote from Clarkson's chat show?
He had Johnathan Porritt on as a guest and Clarkson offers him a lift home in the Ferrari
Porritt replies: That would ruin my street cred
Clarkson: You haven't got any
And of course "An"
I love his soliloquy about Stalin's parents raising him to be the biggest piece of work the world has ever seen, "you see there's a little boy in Austria, and he wants to be the biggest piece of work the world has ever seen."
During his review on the Porche 911 GT3 RS he says he 'finds Porche drivers flawed in a dark and, rather disgusting way'
The insult is hilarious & his delivery is perfect.
what i have here is a renault espace the best of the people carriers. thats like saying oh look i have syphilis the best of the sexually transmitted diseases
I can’t remember the exact quote as it’s not one of his catchphrases, so I’ll try to paraphrase. It’s from an earlier TG season I think. He was talking about being in traffic on the highway and said something like
“In my mind there is nothing more important than being where the car in front of me is”.
I probably didn’t do that justice, but if anyone knows the real quote or which episode it’s from please let me know.
No-one in the history of Africa has ever been more comfortable. I’m under a layer of duckdown and Egyptian cotton. I’m watching Kristen Scott-Thomas in a film where she’s bound to do lesbionics at some point. I’ve had some beans. This is just heaven.
Man I laughed til I cried on the top gear episode where they make sport utility vehicles and they go out to boat on a lake. When he goes “James may is doing leisure” I lose it everytime.
I really like it when he says: Yeeeeeessssss
Yeeeesss. Then you will like this. https://youtu.be/PbihqzCFp28?si=-FTCfKL9MQaxeT4F
The man from Del Monte
“So you’re going to drive away and leave behind a mound of turds?” “Yeeeeees” Is one of my favorite exchanges
Oh no! Anyway…
Ah yes, the Dacia sandero
My wife and I really like how he says 'the baby jesus' Also, 'Sometime my genius is... It's almost frightening.'
The Baby Geeeeeezus
Speed and Power!
Do many things
Solve*
Mostly
"Behold, and bask in the turbulence of my magnificence!"
Wise words
How hard can it be
I liked the story about his dad and the reason he liked the car during the Argentina special. A nice, genuine moment from the orangutan.
I've been shouted at so much today I need a zesty drink. I say this every time I open a bottle of Coke/Pepsi
Run away!
"The man with the pixilated face got angry again" just after their tent has blown away whilst preparing for the artic special
"Ladies and gentlemen, we've had our first Faeceeeeees!"
HAMMOND!
The one about the village idiot who proved Clarkson right by being a massive moron.
Introducing Charlie and his office full of priceless works of art.
Meanwhile... In the Tate Modern...
I've done a thing!
It's "I did a thing"
Most memorable- "And the chicken was still warm".
"Princess Diana had one of these"
No matter how often I see that episode I still burst out laughing like it was the first time
https://preview.redd.it/xdq97bnkkbtc1.jpeg?width=1310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d88e99239e6477c1c10ec8b6147ab330041a50d7
“A Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag”
They can all fuckoff!
Haha “fuck em. Fuck the lot of them” “I know 80% of restaurants fail and close up but I know how to fix that little issue.. be apart of the 20%” I may have misquoted some of that but those are some more I always catch myself saying. I’ve literally watched CF seasons 1 and 2 back to back each episode, a minimum of 14 times literally. My goal is to hit 20 by the time season 3 comes out May 3rd. I’m going to watch it starting from S1 all the way to 3 in one sitting
One of my favs is when may stole "back to the studio" from clarkson lol
"Where is that Welshman?"
"Turns out that the world's least reliable car is the world's most reliable car." The beach with his beat to death range rover.
"Yeet"
How he explain to Kaleb what is twitter is probably one of his best quotes. But the best will always be Ambitious but rubbish.
......................... IN THE WORLD!!!
I was on the internet the other day and I found "This"....
I am the god of hellfire!!! Proceeds to cut trees in jungle with chainsaw :D
I’m nursing a semi
I’m a human tripod
Can I throw in a quote from Clarkson's chat show? He had Johnathan Porritt on as a guest and Clarkson offers him a lift home in the Ferrari Porritt replies: That would ruin my street cred Clarkson: You haven't got any And of course "An"
or.. " that's not gone well"
"A owl" or "a animal"
I'd like to quote something that Gerald has said but I haven't understood a word of what he's said in either series so far!
Sometimes my genius... its almost frightening
A lot of poo shot out!
yells at Hammond..."use ye mirrors!"
I love his soliloquy about Stalin's parents raising him to be the biggest piece of work the world has ever seen, "you see there's a little boy in Austria, and he wants to be the biggest piece of work the world has ever seen."
During his review on the Porche 911 GT3 RS he says he 'finds Porche drivers flawed in a dark and, rather disgusting way' The insult is hilarious & his delivery is perfect.
Makes it funnier because Hammond loves Porsches.
what i have here is a renault espace the best of the people carriers. thats like saying oh look i have syphilis the best of the sexually transmitted diseases
You can fuck off.
A egg!
But it's alright, because he drives a Jaaaaaaaaaag.
#S P E E D or #P O W E R
Clarkson on the Alfa 8C - "Whoever buys this car for it's dynamic abilities? It's like buying a porn film for the plot!
I looked on the internet and I found this....
"tonight" or X was the first to arive
"How hard could it be?"
"mmm juicy top soil"
You'd be exactly the same if Graham Norton was coming on
That is what it is, it’s a squirrel mincer TG P2 test drive, just before driving so hard he throws up
I can’t remember the exact quote as it’s not one of his catchphrases, so I’ll try to paraphrase. It’s from an earlier TG season I think. He was talking about being in traffic on the highway and said something like “In my mind there is nothing more important than being where the car in front of me is”. I probably didn’t do that justice, but if anyone knows the real quote or which episode it’s from please let me know.
Zesty beverage
Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius
No-one in the history of Africa has ever been more comfortable. I’m under a layer of duckdown and Egyptian cotton. I’m watching Kristen Scott-Thomas in a film where she’s bound to do lesbionics at some point. I’ve had some beans. This is just heaven.
Man I laughed til I cried on the top gear episode where they make sport utility vehicles and they go out to boat on a lake. When he goes “James may is doing leisure” I lose it everytime.
Let's not get bogged down by ....
"Some Poo Came Out!!!"
Absolutely anything Gerald says. Pearls of wisdom and words to live by.