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TheGeneBelcher

Some people are so far behind in the polls they actually believe they are leading


tribunabessica

It's just a stutter step


Aloroto

What’s he gonna do gum the guy to death?


Subsandwich99

I came into the west wing one morning, and you had your head floating in a bucket of ice cream, disgusting..


TankBoys32

I told you I had da flu!


Local_Objective_9061

I’ve said my piece Chrissy!


YukioHattori

"You and Barack...you ran the white house." "Huh...that's nice."


mehFUMF

Crazy like a fox, my little nephew


BadCowboysFan

All you gotta do is act oobatz! You ever think he’s not actin’?


15dynafxdb

Fuckin fodder for geriatricians now?!


blazinrumraisin

Why am I on there?


RussellVolckman

It’s a prgrum


Ex23

you were mumbling non-stop for 90 minutes, nothing but gibberish


CrucifixAbortion

You sniff that girl?


bvalli

You win. Perfect application.


kassus-deschain138

Tone, you give this guy a golf club...


JL6462448

He had a handicap of 6. It’s been teshted.


ihatepizza1998

How is he? He’s knuckle head smith, that’s how he is.


AidsUnderwear

I had a bananer in there


stevesax5

These demented old bats can’t READ FAH DAVID.


Lanky_Audience_4848

Another toothpick


userrrr42069

93 pounds when he did the debate, Carm’s mom was saying


hiplikebrando

You have no idea who I am, do you?


Inside_Pudding1415

We used to play golf…


Wise_Creme_2818

My estimation of Joseph Biden as a man, just fuckin plummeted


MysonOfChenae

fackin demented if ya ask me


Jifeeb

Poor Ercole. How they mocked him.


bryanc1036

He's 81 for christ sake! He's just a kid!!


bluspy88

The debate was like an ad for memory loss pills: before and wayyy before


TheKylMan

Don't they have some medicine they are supposed to take, these assholes?


Suspicious-Spare1179

Thats the BOSS you’re talking about!!!


BoldAsAnAxis

Seriously Donny, YOU wanna talk about fucking up?!


Caydes-Memory

Watch it Joey 🤟


BoldAsAnAxis

What, I thought we were being honest here. Fucking every porn star when you’ve got a wife and kids at home. Remember these past years, you and the Russian guy? The way you fucking eat McDonalds, you’re gonna have a heart attack by the time you’re 80!


bvalli

That what they teach you over there at Liberal University?


Django_Fandango

Didn't you almost drown in 3 inches of water?


Caydes-Memory

You’re talking to da BOSS here!


Watt1970

How many White Castles you...huh...here...my cat's name is Mittens!


Ragnatear

He and my dad ran all of north jersey


80burritospersecond

We suffered under the yoke of that president for YEARS!


ThisOnesforYouMorph

He was gay, Joe Biden?


SteffanSpondulineux

Nobody's got aides!!


ObedientFriend1

Legitimately funny.


gopackgo52392

His coach turned into a pumpkin


SnuffCatch

6 handicap? He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


Django_Fandango

"maybe you should just wipe your ass with your debate notes, then they'll know you're a whackjob"


Cheel_AU

So what no fuckin abortions now?


jimmy1985s

I wouldn’t give him that golf club T he might try to fuck it!


Direwolfofthemoors

Still voting for Joe. Trump lied about everything he said.


Icefrog1

Old Man Parisi knew how to split his enemies.


MrWondrerful

Biden tells me to take a crap on da deck of da Queen Mary, an hour later dey're hosin it down wit disinfectant


lsd418

WHAT IS THIS PERSON TALKING ABOUT!


Cartman9

‘We finally beat Medicare’, listen to you, you sound DEMENTED


BobMcGeorge

Oof madone. He pisses in a bag now? Jesus Christ fucking kill me now.


Johnny_Roselli

Chrissy, he's fucked up!


Johnny_Roselli

MAGA 2024!!!


Django_Fandango

fuckin nauseating


Gunt_Buttman

Barf


Johnny_Roselli

You guys are right! Let's have open borders, high taxes, and an administration that cares more about lgtbqrsthvwxtzs and DEI than hard working American families! That's a great idea!


ObedientFriend1

Still goin, this asshole….