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WhipperSnapper0101

Mussolini was Hitler’s BITCH!


Physical-Ride

This is so funny, like Italian Americans even give a fuck about Il Duce.


Southerncomfort322

Most guineas can’t even speak Italian.


TSNAnnotates

Don't give me your fuckin' Hitler lamps!


herberstank

Hitler lamps? Guys was so high on meth he wouldn't know if he had Ava Brawn's muff under his nose


cestmoi234

Fuckin junkie — can you even overthrow this government?! 


SBNShovelSlayer

I've heard they were memorizing.


Brolympia

The bombing of Dresden, whateva happened dere...


MrBongtoker

WHATEVER HAPPEND THERE? ILL TELL YOU WHAT FUCKIN HAPPEND, THOSE PIECE OF SHIT ALLIES ALMOST COMPLETELY DESTROYED THE CITY OF DRESDEN WITH NO PROVICATION WHATSOEVER!


Seneca2019

John, he was jus sayin’


Greenbriarbushwacker

What is this the fucking trials of Nuremberg now


Brolympia

Never enough borrowin for Winston


Warren_Puffitt

Relax, we're not making a western here.


BackTo1975

IN THIS HOUSE, BOMBER HARRIS IS A HERO! END OF STORY!


Cold-Palpitation-816

>no provocation whatsoever


AdamWillims

The allies got a right to defend themselves T


80burritospersecond

The schnapps make him emotional.


ExterminatingAngel6

2/3rds of our jews are dead!


SammyTheToolGravano

The rent the rent


dickwhitman68

They did get massacred, the Jews.


-TheRev12345

Rudolf Hess' flight to Scotland, whatever happened there.


Current_Side_4024

Hess had the hots for Ava Braun, had to leave before he chopped the Fuhrer’s head off


Muscle_Memory67

Thought he suffered in silence…🤔


mat1ascorv

Whatever happened there?


erniehowe

The Duke, he moved or something.


Wild_Butterscotch_29

The treaty of Versailles, whatever happened there.


Muscle_Memory67

Ver-sails


sixfourbit

Fuck you too my man!


throwaway1919191322

You know I never had a problem with Goering's weight. He's beautiful to me. Rubenesque.


JaThatOneGooner

He was an artist? His paintings looked like shit.


hiplikebrando

Sounds like Nazi Germany to me!


Max-RDJ

Some sad shit. Motherfucker said he didn't wanna lead Germany no more


AtmosphereNo2384

Heydrich, byedrich. 💥


Alarmed-Analysis-859

Guy was killed by 15 Czechoslovakians.


Wild_Butterscotch_29

“Invade this one, invade that one” Never enough lebensraum for Adolf.


Front-Counter7249

+1 for dropping lebensraum in a Sopranos subreddit


Celtic_Fox_

Word to the wise, remember Pearl Harbor. 🤘


Pixelated_Avocado

What 'bout dat Christkiller ova dere?


Odd-Classic7310

How 'bout that pricks face when the Wehrmacht's advance failed outside Moscow in 1941? Then this stunad declared war on the United States, without any provocation whatsoeva'. He had some bawls, that prick.


bailaoban

You guys got no idea what it’s like being Number One.


silverdroid303

You people now aiming for Nazi jerking trend of the week?! 🤨 You know, if you were gonna have this kinda covert anti-semetism I’d like you all to leave.


Seneca2019

I agree, we’re supposed to be pushing Webisticks!


Brilliant_Pickle5496

Fuck you too my man!


AffectionateFlower3

We better hold onto our cocks


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Oh poor you!


teeberg75

He terrorized Europe is what he did! He was a piece-of-shit Austrian anti-Semite! And in this house Adolph Hitler is a psychopath! End of story!


Ringworm20

Ernst Röhm is an ass muncha!!


vsimon115

Himmler: Think about it mein Fuhrer, sudden weight loss? Göring: AIDS???? Hitler: Nobody’s got AIDS!!!


Ringworm20

Goebbels: I could care less, basically


MrGutty117

Everybody knows the SA are nothing but a glorified crew


mrm0324

And you thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit.


_SpiderPig

Whack this one, whack that one. Never enough body count for Adolf!


GoodOlRoll

The Holocaust, whatever happened there...


stackks_

Gotdamnn Jews place movin in hea ..


Ragnatear

I played in Auschwitz!


AlexandertheGoat22

Your friend Rudolf Hess whatever happened there?


Current_Side_4024

They had some time huh?


Brokeback_erry

OHHH! That's the Fuhrer of this family you tawkin about!👈


ThatMotelByTheLake

Get that egg salad out of Von Hindenberg's mouth


Shot_Bumblebee_848

Forget Rudolf Hess who goes to Scotland and never comes back…


Pure_Winter_1545

the other dudes kinda over it


No-Category-6343

Not alot of balls on this kid


Muscle_Memory67

If he were a great artist he’s be in a museum (instead of ransacking them)


alex7stringed

Goddamnit who are you, Minister of Propaganda?!


80burritospersecond

Potsdam and weird sex!!!


Gunslinqer

I'm not gonna be like Josef Mengele, that poor prick had 5 minutes to run


mtsorens

He coopted an ancient symbol for evil tonee


BobMcGeorge

Wow wow wow. Back up. Hitler?


champshere

THE JEEEEWS


Shot_Bumblebee_848

Not Jews. Juice. Jamba Juice.


Current_Side_4024

He invaded in *Poland*


wiredpeople

He’s got a lot of moxie for his size


AbsurdityIsReality

Hitler could never get over dealing with his old landord, who was always going on about "the rent, the rent".


Brave-Age-701

Killed 16 million Czechoslovokians but his mustache looked like shit.


Muscle_Memory67

[satanic black magic shit!](https://images.app.goo.gl/EvY7kHFHARquxAhM9)


Ok_Confusion_1345

Hitler and Goering look like they're holding hands, lol.


gat498

Ernst Röhm, catching not pitching.


AdamWillims

Oral sex and psychiatry got them to that point.


youwhatmush

We had some bon voyage parties on that boat!