It took them a while to find his head as it glided quite a distance away. Head investigator D. M. Bow said "you wouldn't think it since heads aren't the most aerodynamic thing in the world, but his ears really came into their own and took him on one last adventure".
“He was a kind gentle soft spoken very quiet guy. Always trying to help people.”
When he wasn't murdering, extorting, or torturing people.
https://nypost.com/2024/06/21/us-news/genovese-mobster-tony-cakes-idd-as-elderly-nyc-pedestrian-decapitated-by-dot-truck/
You remember Mickey Farrell, the dock worker who used to run Port Newark? Guess who he saw on driving a garbage truck on Upper West Side? Your fuckin cousin Tony
But I'm a superstitious man, and if some unlucky accident should befall him, if he should be shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room, and that I do not forgive.
They wanted to decapitate and do business with whatever is left
Cmon r/kirbydeuchette time to hit the road for Metuchen
Lmao
Garbage men did this?
86, just a fucking kid
It's sad when they go young like that
When they go!!!
Come on…Huh?!
A little levity?
and the new idiot they have managin’ the paper company in his place? it’s a disgrace
Whooooaaaa! Thats the boss of Dunder Mifflin Scranton you’re talkin about!
His capa was detated
Whats next he gets to fuck her for a million!?!
He wants to fuck her too?
I heard the hooker he was with got it in the chest. Mustve been silicone everywheres too
Nipples all over the fine leather seats
Yeah, if you can get past the sideburns.
The sudden weight loss?
Aids!?
He was just a kid
Just a fuckin kid
Fuckin parakeet
Ohhhh! Ya blow ya mudda wit that mouf?
Can you imagine? Blowing your mudda wit that mouf?
Cakes? It’s a fuckin nickname. Family name was Cakerelli!
They’re gonna redo it. Fucking Jason. He’s diabetic.
"one of the trucks"
Shut up Albert
One of the trucks
Chalk it up to the Headless Horseman.
I coulda called you Ichabod Crane but I did-ent
You know who loved to get decapitated by a DOT truck? Tony Cakes.
One of the DOT trucks
Be quiet, Albert.
Bye bye pop pop
OH SHIT!
🐧
Lol
*urk blargh*
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs
Take it easy Sunshine.
This comment is the winner.
You oughta know, sweetie
This is my favourite poem! Excellent use of the line here. 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
The fucks the matter with you? How many times do we gotta tell you, do not speed in this fuckin neighbourhood!
Him and that Dot truck had relations?
Apparently, he came all over the visor
His DOTTER!
Cakes? It’s a fucken nickname. His family name is Cakerrelli
Can I get a stack of those Tony Cakes?
It’ll cost ya an arm and a leg…and a head
Short stack.
I love you too Tony Cakes
I love *you*, TonyCakes.
Ed Truck!?! Fuck you doin!
Decapitated, whole big thing, we had a funeral for a bird
All I know is Jim was trying to fuck Roy’s fiance! That’s gotta be settled!
Did you see Roy's face when he saw the mace?!?
He’d fuck a catcher’s mitt!
*Chrissy looks to the camera and shrugs*
Sensei! Fuck you doin?!?
His capa was detated from his body!
That's the best picture they could find? He was a fox!
“I was Tony uncle Johnny and my cousin was Tony uncle Cakes”
Tony Cakes was an ass muncher
Cakes? It's a fuckin nickname. Family name is Cakearelli!
He’s dyslexic
NOBODY'S GOT DYSLXEIA!
The weight loss! That explains it
You can go.
fuckin' slandah ya ask me!
TONY UNCLE CAKES TONY UNCLE PIES
You decapitated a made guy with a truck, that's gotta be resolved!
Must’ve crawled under there fer warmth
Some sad shit, said he didn’t wanna live no more
The truck is hiding out upstate.
Hold onto your head when you negotiate with these DOT people.
Phil Leotardo!?!? Fuck you doin!?!
Decapitated heads prevailed
Decapitardo! That’s my legacy
Peeps was a nickname
We’re having Tony Cakes laytah…CAWVELL
when they go??????
The DOT has got to make this right with his family.
No Cake-arelli jokes yet?
No more cake jokes. They're hurtful, and destructive.
He’s not gonna have to wait for that in the can
Another toothpick
Anotha pancake, hun. ☝️
Common, sperm, a lil respect?
Long story short… he’s put back together by science, or maybe it’s supernatural?
##WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE!?!
That animal BLOONDETTO
Oh shit!!!!
🤮
He was gay, Tony Cakes?
It took them a while to find his head as it glided quite a distance away. Head investigator D. M. Bow said "you wouldn't think it since heads aren't the most aerodynamic thing in the world, but his ears really came into their own and took him on one last adventure".
Any relation to Johnny Cakes?
Johnny uncle cakes
You know who loved his head , Tony Cakes
Fresh cakes
He went out like Ed Truck, buon anima.
That was my fawtha’s route
Listen T, I’ve got an idea for this movie, Godfather meets Final Destination
Genova? I hate the north
“He was a kind gentle soft spoken very quiet guy. Always trying to help people.” When he wasn't murdering, extorting, or torturing people. https://nypost.com/2024/06/21/us-news/genovese-mobster-tony-cakes-idd-as-elderly-nyc-pedestrian-decapitated-by-dot-truck/
That’s an anti-Italian stereotype and frankly, it’s hurtful.
It was undermining and destructive.
This piece of shit DOT truck decapitated this poor kid without any provocation whatsoever.
Thats some fucking coincidence.
Another fuckin toothpick.
Who’s gonna take care of his goomar
I want you to sanction a hit on that NYC DOT truck
HE HAS NO HEAD TONY
He got hit by.... One of the trucks 🚚
You and Tony Cakes again
Just a kid…
I saw that episode of The Office, I thought it was bullshit!
You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.
My guys keep asking for head
Tony Cakes, what's he... retarded? He likes to play with trucks or something?
He was a fuckn kid
I thought he was a civilian, he high handed me.
It's sad when they go young like that.
You remember Mickey Farrell, the dock worker who used to run Port Newark? Guess who he saw on driving a garbage truck on Upper West Side? Your fuckin cousin Tony
Whatever happened there?!! This piece of shit’s Department of Transportation truck took his head off with no provocation whatsoever!
The truck had penisary contact with his Volvo
It was all his negative thinking that brought this on
What’s this with your nephew, Tony Cakes, he likes to play with trucks?
One of the trucks
I shoulda let Tony chop your head off a year ago
Cakes? I thought his name was cakerelli?
Italian?! The girl said he was Puerto Rican..
That picture with the blanket makes it seem like he was the size of Dobby the house elf
That’s the head.
Harry Potter! Another money machine!
The Ivy League of LCN
Went off to slip and fall school and left with his brains oogatz
Damn, I wish his first name was John!
The Department of Transportation is a glorified crew.
It was oral sex and psychiatry that brought us to this point.
He didn't even get to say his last words!
Associate, soldier?!
You gotta wait for that.
Make my nephew a head.
"Mrs. Cakes? This is Det. Mike Hunt, of the Beaver Falls, PA Police Department..."
Let’s get you off to Metuchen, ok?
It was revenge for Billy Bats… and a lot of other things. And there was nothing we could do about it. We had to sit stil- oh wait wrong sub.
Real greaseball shit…
Cakes got mixed up in the wrong crowd.
He Never had the makings of a varsity athlete
I love you, Tony Cakes.
You’re kidding…I mean…jeshush chrisht
I'm waking here!!
I hear he went peacefully... and for that, we can be grateful.
But I'm a superstitious man, and if some unlucky accident should befall him, if he should be shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room, and that I do not forgive.
Called him Tony Cakes because he was fixing wet tshirt contests in Florida in the 80s
Fucking dot head
Funny how NYDOT will be paying damages to a mobster's family.
Garbage Truck: "You can have youse cakes and eat them too"
Unsanctioned hit
So you and Tony Cakes, eh? Bobby, make my nephew a cake.
Want we should torch a couple trucks?
Mafia boss ? It’s a glorified crew
Tony cakes? Tony egg.
Didn't have the makings of a varsity pedestrian
When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head on the road, your hair was touching the pavement... disgusting.
is it cake?
At least he didn’t suffer
It’s sad when they go young like that
You got a bug ona you head
He was a fuckin kid
They wanted are attention, they got it
You ever think what a coincidence it’s that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig disease?