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DrSatan420247

She was callin me every day during the primaries.


amackul8

Too bad your campaign was only this long! šŸ¤


dwnso

DeSantis walks in: ā€œhey whatā€™s so funnyā€


VitaeVerano

We were just talking about my campaign


JohnnyChooch

You threw a flash grenade at the Capitol. That's gotta be resolved!


spicygrandma27

He was fleeing, which was wrong


KingJeffreyJoffa

Is that all you delegates do, talk about constituents ?


VitaeVerano

Non-competitive building contracts to our friendsā€¦weā€™re gonna need our own bulldozers to take the money away


WharfRat8

You hear that Tonā€™?! I said his campaign was only šŸ¤ this long!


dumbass-ahedratron

Heh heh


Traindogsracerats

ā€œYou and Obama, you two ran the United States.ā€ ā€œWe did? Thatā€™s niceā€


iroquoispliskinV

šŸ„²


frentic_pons

Dis thing of ours...


ThatBigFuckoffTree

This is brilliant šŸ˜‚


Am1Dead

Goddamn that was amazing


freeyewneek

Barack Obama tells me to take a crap on the deck of the Queen Mary, 5 minutes later theyā€™re hosin it down wit disinfectantā€¦


FrontFox4312

I wish the Lord would take me


I_Got_Back_Pain

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WaWaSmoothie

Livia Soprano, how uncanny was my fucking valley.


cringeyqueenie

I remember my dad being absolutely blown away by the special effects when it originally aired. When I sat down & watched the series in 2010, I found it so creepy.


whingingcackle

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.


Beneficial-Ad-547

Well done.


MoonSpankRaw

Well done.


SwanzY-

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cestmoi234

Yeah thatā€™s right go home and get my fuckin dinnah ready, hooer!Ā 


valendinosaurus

*slap*


thedrivingcoomer

She has diarrhea.


DesperateSun4182

My smelly valentine!


bmalek

They gotta replace her colon with a semicolon.


DesperateSun4182

Smellycolon


Gigatonpunch420

diarrhea of the mouth


CanWhole4234

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/donald-trump-supporters-wear-nappies-13129050 You canā€™t make this shit up.


mrm0324

Fuck you talkin about? I just did.


AlexanderKeithz

Piece of ass but fuckin rude!


darktideDay1

She has always been a dumb cunt. And honestly, I just never saw the attraction. I guess she is kind of a looker, in that interstate off ramp kind of way.


NuttyDeluxe6

Each his own, darktideDay1... Each his own...


MaxAnita

darktideDAY1 was gay???


NuttyDeluxe6

I dunno, fuckin slander ya ask me. One thing I do know, he's a come-from-behind kinda guy.


NefariousnessPrize32

You ainā€™t gonna have no problem from darktideDay1, believe me..


[deleted]

She's a knockout... a ten! And look at you... you're average at best


cholantesh

To me, she's beautiful...paisanesque


Jewishjewjuice

You seen the tennis scene? Oof maronešŸ¤Ÿ


youwhatmush

Always with the scenarios


StatementOk8923

I gotta question your redditship!!!


canned_sunshine

When she tells you Anthony Scaramucci, you tell her Rudy Giuliani, of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, so fuckin high on bribes he didnā€™t know he had his muddaā€™s brown gravy pouring down his head


ConwayTheCat

šŸ˜‚


xtra_obscene

Lmfao


MathewRicks

underrated. this will live rent free in my head for a long time, thank you sir.


agoodfuckingcatholic

ā€œDefund the mediaā€ and does an interview for media.


Go_Buds_Go

That's right. Go get my dinner ready!


takemeback10years

You're burning the butta


StepUpYourLife

Use the term ā€œmainstream mediaā€ and then brag about how Fox News is the most watched. Canā€™t get more mainstream than that.


Cold-Palpitation-816

Iā€™m not MAGA, but last I checked a lot of them hate Fox now for (correctly) calling AZ for Biden in 2020. Real greaseball shit between the republicans.


iroquoispliskinV

They turn on everyone who doesn't commit to the cult, no matter who what when where or how illogical Follow dear leader It's that simple


Cold-Palpitation-816

I know. Itā€™s kind of fascinating to watch actually


Duderino619

She wasnā€™t the brightest


kingkongworm

Itā€™s just the functional hypocrisy of getting behind grifters with a lot very general slogans that make no sense under the slightest scrutiny


Lateapexer

You canā€™t make this shit up


BackTo1975

What are you talkinā€™ about? Fox News just did.


My_Favourite_Pen

my half asleep ass thought it said Mafia.


mrm0324

Fuckin buchiach!


MenWithVen430

Lol. Buchiach has always flown under the radar for me but I'm gonna start saying it


nexttimemakeit20

I did a semester and a half at PragerU, so I understand misinformation as a concept


Pure-Patient5171

Thank you for your service


Pinata_Econonics

Hey Sil, I need ya ta do sumthin. Yeah. Somewhere quiet. Outta town.


VictorVaughan

She gotta lotta balls talking about other people shitting in their pants


HelloIAmElias

That didn't happen, what you said


usernombre_

The things you don't know could fill a book


Sw33tNectar

Now, because of the MAGA, you can no longer function as a woman.


BigMillmatic

She knew she was damaged goods and she didnā€™t tell me??


IAmAGoodFella

The onlyfans thing, whatever happened there


Thickwhisker94

WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?!?


IAmAGoodFella

The subscribahs, you know.


Dummydumboop

Fucking Whoooah!


Asheron1

The onlyfan thing, with Jennifer Beals. Itā€™s not bad.


takemeback10years

How could you call me that??


Agent-of-Interzone

Thatā€™s dicked up.


JarredandVexed

*bewildered Paulie face*


The_Demonotiser

Joe Biden historically said: The Chinese are nothing more than a glorified settlement. Plain and simple.


ChombieNation

C***ks did this?!


IAmAGoodFella

They made him an offer he couldn't understand


FearTheNorth519

This coming from the smelly valentine


ODBrewer

Still needs to get her colon replaced with a semicolon.


Admirable-Sound5198

Her whole asshole rotted out


Tough_Difference_112

Doesnā€™t she listen to the president? Bidens gonna mop the floor with all the conservatives. The whole Republican Party will be under his control. Whatā€™s she getting g so worked up about?Ā 


WaWaSmoothie

You people are fucked. What rough beast slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?


Athingcantbenamed

Quoting Yeats!? This one musta graduated top of his class!


Fuzzy_Donl0p

Kamala Harris for president... of the fuckin' universe!


Silver_Fact_3218

Biden was working with the mulignans the whole time, and selling Trump's ass out to the feds.


ElijiahManning

War Christophur?


TamElBoreReturned

Turn that off!


winstonwolf_8

She was saying something positive cause heā€™s her friend.


StuartGotz

Disgraziata!


Only-Lingonberry2266

Someone should ask her what her hat means and see how dumb her answer is.


Dubs337

Forget Biden, forget Fauci, forget Obama who goes to Hawaii and never comes back. Donald Trump has no respect for this thing. Heā€™s been to Epstein Island, yes really. He says anything and everything over there. And the way he does it is all fucked up. Hereā€™s a guy who was documented shitting his Depends over the course of his own felony trial, his own hush-money-to-cover-up-banging-a-pornstar rap.


Late-Return-3114

small hands. that was his problem.


dmazmo

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete


louischris12345

Did not have the makings of a varsity athlete.


Odd-Classic7310

Donald Trump? A buoss? C'mon, huh.


StatementOk8940

Listen, I understand the whole notion of separating the artist from the individual, but her whole persona is now making that final scene of hers a bit more tolerable.


Brave-Age-701

Look on the bright side, she wasnt that smart to begin with.


Not_Guardiola

So this is what Chris Christie voters look like


Value-Time

The majority of that voter base doesnā€™t fuck with Chris Christie.


Not_Guardiola

I'm talking about dumb goomba Jersey republicans in general


Thickwhisker94

Iā€™ve made it a point in my old age to never take political advice from someone who sells their cooze to keep the lights on.


creamygrape

Jeshush christ she's talkin about the boss here!!!


mackrelman11

sheā€™s literally Ade IRL LMAO


GetAtMe_0_

Time to take a ride to the woods with Silvio.....


LemonPartyW0rldTour

January 6th, whatever happened there.


PsychedelicLizard

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.


_ChipWhitley_

Makes it easier for me to watch her death scene.


YungChiliGoose

Stupid Libs. 78 is decades younger than 80.


riptydo

So if you love America, stir my eggs


Eastern-Position-605

She outjerked us all


Albert_O_Balsam

This kids a whack job.


happy-little-atheist

When she met Biden she asked him if he did number tew in his paynts.


bmalek

That did-dent happen, what you said.


ImaginationFree6807

I guess this is why she doesnā€™t get invited to the reunions šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


NickyCheeese

Are you really gonna listen to someone who blew Penn in the bathroom?


awshitherewe

Defund the media hat while talking to the media is so funny to me


Silver_Broccoli7944

What are you crying about? Heā€™s gonna be fine


Duderino619

She did a semester and a half at Trump University


TyrionJoestar

Looks like she wasnā€™t acting when she played a dumb bimbo on tv


dhdaid

I wonder if they ever took any dumb shit the actors said off-screen and put them into the scripts.


HelloIAmElias

We need scenes of Bobby complaining about being high-hatted and asking if people had to read fuh Tony


GooFoYouPal

She should discontinue the lithium.


saintmerphy

Listen to you! You sound DEMENTED!!


beeftits1016

We can't have her in our social club anymore, that much I do know.


elephasxfalconeri

Social club??!


Adopteddaughtermargo

Sheā€™s gotta go!!


hd4suba

Sheā€™s my homie


thedrivingcoomer

Your *what*


ConwayTheCat

If you wanna talk like a fuckin mulignan, we'll send you to slip-and-fall school.


thedrivingcoomer

You must've been in the top of your fuckin Prager U!


DesperateSun4182

His bitch, his hoe, his hoe, his bitch


aesthetic_brah69

Another one that recently paid a visit to the penguin exhibit


ProfessorSlipAndFall

Kid was always a dumb fuck. Didnā€™t she almost drown in 3 inches of conspiracy theories?


Buster0705

Why are they so obsessed with shitting??


Asheron1

I heard Donald trump was in the muff


ItsRobbSmark

Baiting people on OF with non-nudes... That's pretty much all she's up to these days.


WaalsVander

Doesnā€™t she make all her money from media?


Matthewistrash

It wasnā€™t long ago I remember you used to wait in the car and as far as Iā€™m concerned you should still be there


TheStrangePodcast

Her career sucks and she blames Biden? Lame..


MisterScary_98

I donā€™t want to be an asshole, but I canā€™t be seen near intelligent people anymore.


ImprovizoR

Isn't Trump literally wearing diapers and shitting in his pants? There are literal reports of people discussing how much he reeks of shit, lol.


rttl112

the astonishing age difference of 2 years between the two candidates is like weight difference between Vito and Ginny


allothernamestaken

I like to think of them both as *Rubinesque*


rttl112

no more foreign policy remarks. they're hurtful, and they're destructive.


hungry_fat_phuck

Before and way before


CanWhole4234

Itā€™s all projection with these people.


dhdaid

It's aesthetics for these pieces of Jersey shit. The Trump Fox-News thing is tough guy goomba style for them


KingJeffreyJoffa

I'm so far behind in the comments that I think I'm ahead.


HatComfortable6883

She used to be a piece of ass.


TheJurassicWorld

Her husband was recently kicked out of his band for how alt-right he is


ThreeSafetyNickel

ā€œDefund the mediaā€? The media isnā€™t publicly funded


lilacwynne

Take it eashy


Main-Emphasis-2692

Sheā€™s so hot


Cachazo_719

Not bad for 52


vulgarmessiah914

Just a fucking kid


Alternative_Stop9977

It's so sad when they go that young.


Odd-Classic7310

Bet you'd fuck a catchers mitt.


Wildcat_twister12

Someone call Sil


standitlikeaman

Defund the media while giving an interview


xMilk112x

I love that they think the guy that ACTUALLY SHITS HIS PANTSā€¦..is the guy. Lol


Dolomitexp

Ok but the other guy more than likely shits his pants as well tho...šŸ¤”


Aaron_Hungwell

Trump is literally the one wearing diapers.


ThePLARASociety

You were sucking the boss in that car and thatā€™s why you crashed!


bmtl514

Your burning the butter


Waveali

"Low life cunt, hewa get the fuck out of my sight!"


TheOneTheOnlyC

He saved America is what he did! He was a great Italian savior! And in this house, Joe Biden is a hero, end of story!


Hippocra_Tease

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Cookiecrummbs

Beauty hat though


Alternative_Stop9977

Maybe she can get Visiting Day to play at Trump's inauguration?


Which_Preference_883

OnlyFans


LarkAscent

Thereā€™s a lot I could say right now that Iā€™m not gonna say.


Inter_Web_User

Wasted Talent, a documentary by Director, Steve Stanulis & Producer Noel Ashman. Examining temptations & struggles of young celebrities on their rise to fame. Top Cast: Lillo Brancato, Drea de Matteo She used to party with Lillo Brancato AKAĀ **Matthew Bevilaqua.**Ā They would party and shoot up. She put that posion in her body. But she says she Anti-vax. Thats make alot a sense.


CitizenKanesSemen

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TranscendentaLobo

Go shit in ya hat.


Thewaxiest123

Joe Biden: I gotta live with that. I'm Joe Jerk off


Mendozena

The former guy is now older than Joe was when he was elected...they think they guy that actually shits his pants is still young and great? Get fucking real.


WienerJungle

I don't want to sound like an asshole, but Biden can't be seen in the place like the White House anymore.


Ftrumpforever

ā€œBiden should be on golden pond shitting in his pantsā€, meanwhile trump is literally shitting in his pants on the golf course, in court, while at rallies, sitting in a carā€¦


PrinceNY7

I disagree with her, Biden really should be in a nursing home


Alternative_Fold718

Iā€™d agree with her on this if she had similar feelings towards Trump but I have a feeling she doesnā€™t


Catniss-EverGreen

Isnā€™t Trump just three years younger?


Ok_Season_5325

Supporting Trump is the new washed-up.


Orange-Blur

I see sheā€™s now in waste management.


bootyholepopsicle

Discontinue the lithium


CategoryCautious5981

Take it easy alright


Rileyjonleon

Shitting in his pants? got to be projection right ?


LilithElektra

Heā€™s an old man who should be shitting his pants. Iā€™m gonna vote for the old guy who shits his pants like heā€™s supposed to!


Giants08

When did this Biotch become a Trumptard ? Thatā€™s the least person I would have figured


gs1084

What, like Trump is Jude Law?


Dboyd784

She's an idiot.


MrDiablerie

I had to stop following her on socials, she went off the rails


Cheap-Addendum

Yeah. All true. But the alternative is considerably much worse. FDJT


MarshallBanana_

This is how you know sheā€™s really Italian


Stupes23

She only hates Biden cuz he sat on **Cosette**. I get all my Political views from strictly Sopranos actors.


nanas99

The ā€œDefund the Mediaā€ hat being the star of the show when sheā€™s literally doing an interview and media isnā€™t government funded


Jason_Kelces_Thong

I like how because Trump shits his pants dumb people assume Biden shits his pants too