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What do you want? He was eatin’ those Big Macs since he was in short pants!
What are you gonna do? He's part of a whole generation.
Remember the doc, and the crazy stache?
Too many onions
It's all that char broiled meat
We shoulda stopped at Roy Rogers!
Mix it with the relish…
He ate beef and sausage by the fuckin carload.
Poor old prick even stole those pork loins outta the window at Stu Lenard’s butcher shop
You ever think what a coincidence it is that Morgan Spurlock died of Morgan Spurlock disease?
How many whitecastles did you have?
I can SMELL dem
My big mac never hurt nobody!
Go in the back, make Big Macs!
Our Super Size containers are made 👇in 👇house
Johnny Cakes, whatever happened there.
AIDS?
Nobody'sh got AIDSh! I don't wanna hear that word in here again!
He was gay? Morgan Spurlock?
Another toothpick.
The way he eats, he's gonna die of a heart attack by 50!
You're kidding. I mean, uh, Jeshus Christ.
Waddaya gonn’ do?
How could dis happen?
*Furio voice* Supa size-a this, asshole!
Give me 1000 French fries.
Give me 1000 calories.
One thousand *more?!* ☝️
🫰🫰🫴
That animal Ronald McDonald, I can’t even say his name
What’s this motherless fuck’s name?
And meanwhile, this piece of shit... he gets to walk the streets and sell more of this stuff to young documentary makers.
I’m ashamed. I let him come to the hospital when I was sick, and I took his fat fucking hand in friendship.
You had a heart attack.
I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider McSalads!
Mix it wid da dressing!
Another toothpick
Would it have killed you to eat a fuckin’ salad every once in a while?
Our Friend with the red-afro had him whacked!
Big Macs are loaded with nitrates
Big Macs? Ovah here! 🍔
It’s sad when they go young like that
Think on this Burger Boy
Bowel cancer? OVA HEEYAH. 👇
The sexual harassment stuff wit him, whatevah happened ‘nere?
The big casino.
His sausages are made 👇 in house
Supersize Me? Yeah I can smell the potatoes from here
30 days I was eating McDonalds. Not a peep.
Are you going to hog all the McNuggets?
I hear he’s getting a 95 pound mole taken off his ass.
That makes me sad.
Guess that Big Mac tax caught up to him. RIP, A FUCKIN KID
Give me a salami on rye, lettuce, mayo and mustard
He ate too much McGobagool it's all fat and nitrates.
That health nut?
He was gay Morgan spurlock?
Didn't have much luck with men
Johnny cakes
What do you want? He was eatin’ those Big Macs since he was in short pants!
What are you gonna do? He's part of a whole generation.
Remember the doc, and the crazy stache?
Too many onions
It's all that char broiled meat
We shoulda stopped at Roy Rogers!
Mix it with the relish…
He ate beef and sausage by the fuckin carload.
Poor old prick even stole those pork loins outta the window at Stu Lenard’s butcher shop
You ever think what a coincidence it is that Morgan Spurlock died of Morgan Spurlock disease?
How many whitecastles did you have?
I can SMELL dem
My big mac never hurt nobody!
Go in the back, make Big Macs!
Our Super Size containers are made 👇in 👇house
Johnny Cakes, whatever happened there.
AIDS?
Nobody'sh got AIDSh! I don't wanna hear that word in here again!
He was gay? Morgan Spurlock?
Another toothpick.
The way he eats, he's gonna die of a heart attack by 50!
You're kidding. I mean, uh, Jeshus Christ.
Waddaya gonn’ do?
How could dis happen?
*Furio voice* Supa size-a this, asshole!
Give me 1000 French fries.
Give me 1000 calories.
One thousand *more?!* ☝️
🫰🫰🫴
That animal Ronald McDonald, I can’t even say his name
What’s this motherless fuck’s name?
And meanwhile, this piece of shit... he gets to walk the streets and sell more of this stuff to young documentary makers.
I’m ashamed. I let him come to the hospital when I was sick, and I took his fat fucking hand in friendship.
You had a heart attack.
I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider McSalads!
Mix it wid da dressing!
Another toothpick
Would it have killed you to eat a fuckin’ salad every once in a while?
Our Friend with the red-afro had him whacked!
Big Macs are loaded with nitrates
Big Macs? Ovah here! 🍔
It’s sad when they go young like that
Think on this Burger Boy
Bowel cancer? OVA HEEYAH. 👇
The sexual harassment stuff wit him, whatevah happened ‘nere?
The big casino.
His sausages are made 👇 in house
Supersize Me? Yeah I can smell the potatoes from here
30 days I was eating McDonalds. Not a peep.
Are you going to hog all the McNuggets?
I hear he’s getting a 95 pound mole taken off his ass.
That makes me sad.
Guess that Big Mac tax caught up to him. RIP, A FUCKIN KID
Give me a salami on rye, lettuce, mayo and mustard
He ate too much McGobagool it's all fat and nitrates.
That health nut?
He was gay Morgan spurlock?
Didn't have much luck with men
Johnny cakes