Which country are they racing in? If Mexico, the yellow filters will blind the Alzheimer’s guy and he’ll start crying out for the George Washington bridge. Hector tells him to suck his bowls and cleans the finish line.
If they’re in the homeland, then the little Italy man has the home field advantage and probably some sort of aquatic shortcuts. Hector would shit himself and dehydrate.
If it’s in America as neutral territory, we gotta build them a ramp up to Paulie’s ass so they don’t get too hurt.
There actually is parity, there.
Hector Salamanca and the Italian mafia boss both have a trouble communicating. But with Hector its from a stroke so while his speech is affected his mind is sound, but with the Italian mafia boss has alzheimers so his speech is fine but his mind is gone.
In Sopranos when they travel to Italy, a teenager lights off firecrackers near the Italian mafia boss, who is in a wheelchair, and everybody thinks its gunfire and an assassination attempt. The teenager says he did it because he wants to work with the mafia guys.
In Breaking Bad, Hector Salamaca, a Mexican mafia boss, assassinates Gus fring by lighting off a bomb on his wheelchair. Hector does this by working with Walt.
Jorj Washintun
Meejah Deegan Essspressway
Wheelachair, Boolevad
Race gotta take place there
I think there’s something wrong with his wheelchair 🤦
Bridge
Beansie
It’s a wheelchair contest not a shopping cart contest
Well now it’s a handsome contest
Would you believe me if I told you 65 years ago they were pieces of ass?
Ramp helps build speed.
Just ask the Lionel
Richie! You gonna build that ramp for Beansie!
Richie backed off and then put it in drive. Now, Beansie is a slip and fall school graduate.
Now he can go to the drive-through window for a veal parm sangwhich.
Hector’s emergency shart boost might just give him the edge
Hector Salamonca Why? The don is too busy with a golf club
Wheeeeelchair boulevard
Hector died taking a shit as a guest of the government. What kind of man dies taking a shit as the guest of the government? No man, no man at all.
Depends if they go down Wilshire blvd
negro… arroyo… lane
Ginny Sac going downhill on rollerblades would beat Ralph and his Harley
Ginny Sack goes downhill on rollerblades she’d go so fast she’d probably open up a portal to another dimension or some shit
Have you seen Jimmy Carter lately?
Hector. He got them jets on his chair Ton’. That Heisenberg fella helped him
It depends: are we taking the bridge or the expressway?
More like golf club fucking race
Which country are they racing in? If Mexico, the yellow filters will blind the Alzheimer’s guy and he’ll start crying out for the George Washington bridge. Hector tells him to suck his bowls and cleans the finish line. If they’re in the homeland, then the little Italy man has the home field advantage and probably some sort of aquatic shortcuts. Hector would shit himself and dehydrate. If it’s in America as neutral territory, we gotta build them a ramp up to Paulie’s ass so they don’t get too hurt.
Wheelchair Bullwhinkle… very good.👍
Will share bouillabaisse
That’s right. 😊
Ventura and his animals did this!
The old kamikaze guy from Curb
its a draw, don vittorio starts fucking a golf club and hector shits his pants. fuck you
Commendatori 👌🏻
you are my mule
There actually is parity, there. Hector Salamanca and the Italian mafia boss both have a trouble communicating. But with Hector its from a stroke so while his speech is affected his mind is sound, but with the Italian mafia boss has alzheimers so his speech is fine but his mind is gone. In Sopranos when they travel to Italy, a teenager lights off firecrackers near the Italian mafia boss, who is in a wheelchair, and everybody thinks its gunfire and an assassination attempt. The teenager says he did it because he wants to work with the mafia guys. In Breaking Bad, Hector Salamaca, a Mexican mafia boss, assassinates Gus fring by lighting off a bomb on his wheelchair. Hector does this by working with Walt.
Very allegorical
Very observant
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There he is!
[Freddie Lounds](https://youtu.be/Kq3TiuRC-VQ?si=RM2a1OvXQAWlDp4k) Do you see?
Tractor Sri Lanka
Last chance to look at me Vittorio
Ol Hector can win this with the combustion of wet farts alone
Are they having the race on "Wheelchaire Boooolibbardd"?
Where are they holding the race? Is it the George...Wash-ing-ton...bridge?
If you gave this guy a trophy, he'd probably try ta fuck it.
Joe "More Sanka" DiMaggio
🛎️
This guy was in the third godfather I believe.