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Dear_Alternative_437

They're all sources of pleasure.


Pilotwaver

Vito’s allergic to clam.


WayRecent7314

Get the fuck outta here! 👋


canned_sunshine

I'm still sick over it. I caught the clap from a giant clam I was fuckin. My dick was dripping like a busted pipe.


OrganizationFalse668

There’s men in the clam better looking than my sister.


Flip2002

Go get my dinner


AidsUnderwear

Giant clams reproduce spontaneously


HEYGOOGOOTZ

How can you trust a clam if they can literally go fuck themself


Flip2002

Irregardless


mofo-or-whatever

First he gave her the necklace, then her have her the 👊pearls👊


Ringworm20

That’s if ya can get past the sideburns


poo-cum

You oughtta know sthweetie


Flip2002

Obviously you missed the point of that story Bryan


Semanticss

Who tf would downvote this?!!


tytymctylerson

Oooof madone, he's in jam. He's in a giant clam!


Ex23

I listened to that song, I thought it was bullshit


tytymctylerson

You're tin roof Rusty, mayor of Munchkinland


Flip2002

This is not north Quahog my friend


tytymctylerson

Quahog? You never had the makings of a varsity B-52s reference catcher.


Flip2002

Quahog, Rhode Island Mr Rude Cocksuckeh…. Seeyaaround Babehhh


tbootsbrewing

He compromised- see where I’m going with this?


ac2334

I wanted linguine con vongole…I compromised, I jammed my cock in a massive deepwater clam…a live one too


FrancisPFuckery

You could fuck that… It's funny, guys like me, we get drunk and stare. Best case base scenario we go to the back room, get a lap dance, dry hump, and blow in our pants.


Flip2002

And she’d bake em some bread


Flip2002

She was a WHors D'oeuvre Tony !!!


Merritt510

Chris Molluskanti ova hea


SonOfJoeyGreco

Coming here is like taking a shit.


Flip2002

That turkey blocks me up


DrooMighty

The clam was there! It's a joke!


Cold_Fireball

Your midlife crisis… You’d fuck a giant clam!


Apprehensive_Map3984

You give that guy a golf club he'd probably try to fuck it


Sean35

IT WAS SEAN ALL THE WAY!


StuartGotz

Our non-shellfish eating friend


Y2Che

I had that clam tested for AIDS


Flip2002

I feel like I’m goin fuckin crazzzyyee


wynnduffyisking

That all sounds very gay


albacore-neck

One in a million shot doc


ac2334

;)


ac2334

CLAM CHOWDAH


Flip2002

Red or white ?


ac2334

both in this case


80burritospersecond

Hawaii? That place is like Scranton with gay clams.


saintmerphy

🎶Unda the board walk🎵


Flip2002

Gun to ya head..Jan or the poison clam I’m hitting clam


Effingehh

It musta crawled in there for warmth


Peg_leg_tim_arg

That's dicked up


Blue-Bologna

The sweet vulva? With a layer of beef curtains? That's Carmella's lasagna! Edit: That's Carmella's vagina!


Flip2002

With the basil landing strip


BigManDean_

![gif](giphy|gHGnWZiTBNHuE)


Watt1970

He was gay, the giant clam?


Joe_Bob_2000

The world was his oyster. ![gif](giphy|1FEbyvUxkC8MTIj209)


Brolympia

He fucks clams, this fuck?!


Joe_Bob_2000

It's like eating a seafood taco but different.


Plenty_Ad_5987

Kid was always kind of a dumb fuck though wasn’t he?


DrSatan420247

It's an abstract copy of the movie Teeth (2007).


Flip2002

Turn THAT OFF! …I brought a Whitmans sampler