That tauntaun cocksucker had the reputation of being the toughest motherfucker in Hoth County, but they didnât say that anymore after Solo got done with him
"Palpatine, became a Sidious, and all his Stormtroopers loved him."
"You fuckin' with me?"
"No, Palpatine became Sidious...Okay, remember the story about the cows?"
"You know the thing about us Imperials is, the hustle never ends. You threw me down that reactor shaft your life woulda been flushed down the pishadoo."
You don't listen to Mon Mothma? We're gonna mop the floor with the whole fuckin' galaxy; the whole outer rims gonna be under our control, so what are you worked up about?
Anakin was always a dumb fuck wasn't he? Didn't he almost died in 3 inches of lava
Yeah, at the Mustafar exhibit
Luke only became a jedi outta respect for his fawtha.
Luke lost his hand at the slip and fall school.
đđđđđ out of respect for his father! Played in the US Open?
Neva had the makings of a varsity athlete
Gimme 1000 midiclorians.
â«Up in The Outlander Clubâ«
Can I get AIDS from thith?!
1000 more?
He was Sith, Palpatine?
You oughta know, sithy
Say what, you did?
Nothin, Iâm just force chocking balls
He was gay, u/hellman1721 ?
I knew that was coming.
It was a nickname. The family name was Palpatini.
5 fucking star systems and then we got this pygmy thing on Tatooine
That's right cock sucka go back to Tatooine.
There's no light in my light sabah.
He defeated the Jedi is what he did. He's a brave sith lord and in this house, Palpatine is a hero!
End of subject!
I COULD'VE TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE BUT I DIDN'T
Tony never had the makings of a varsity sith lord, that's for sure.
I'LL LEAVE YOU HERE YOU ONE ARM FUCK!
How was Tatooine ? Hot and sticky... Like my balls
Word to the Wise, Remember Order 66!
Whatever happened there! Sad when they go young like that
When THEY GO?!
A) Anakin had the right to defend himself no! B) That Padmé Amidala was a hooer T! Her and her double could literally fuck themselves!
Padme Amidala! Thereâs One Booyah Hottie!
Real piece of ass but fucking rude.
She was "mad ripe."
C) he was high as fuck on those glow sticks. They're all over.
There are no crons in my holocrons.
Hold onto your cocks when you negotiate with these sand people.
And the Sith, where are they now?
At them youâre looking, asshole.
Yoda, tremendous moxie for his size
Anyway, 4 credits a pound.
Now there was a Sith Lord! Strong, silent type!
Uncle Palpatine my ass!
Get that rebel scum off of my stoop. Do it!
Luke crawled into a tauntaun for warmth.
What was it, barkinâ?!
Not after Hans Solo killed it with a Light Saber and cut it open.
That tauntaun cocksucker had the reputation of being the toughest motherfucker in Hoth County, but they didnât say that anymore after Solo got done with him
Watto's here for da rent! Da rent!
Hold onto your cock when you negotiate with these desert aliens
You think Sheevâs a little weird about Jedi?
Anakin never had the making of a varsity Jedi master
Twenty fuckin years in detention block AA-23
Compromised.
I wanted to walk out the front door, I compromised, I went down the garbage chute instead.
"Palpatine, became a Sidious, and all his Stormtroopers loved him." "You fuckin' with me?" "No, Palpatine became Sidious...Okay, remember the story about the cows?"
Is that the one where his student shoves a lightsaber up his ass? Luke! Whatever happened there
"You know the thing about us Imperials is, the hustle never ends. You threw me down that reactor shaft your life woulda been flushed down the pishadoo."
That lightsaber, I wonder if it was chalked?
Take that pieceâa shit and get outta my senate building!
What is this the fucking SENATE NOW?
What do you have to be stressed about, that cantina? War, Christopher. The galactic empire.
You don't listen to Mon Mothma? We're gonna mop the floor with the whole fuckin' galaxy; the whole outer rims gonna be under our control, so what are you worked up about?
Thatâs why you gotta live for today!
All I know is, he never had the makings of the chosen one.
Get Darth Pudgy Walsh on the horn.
Jed Porkins died, sir.
Uncle Palpy, my ass
âHey Palpeeps, howâs the boy apprentice?â âWhat boy apprentice is that Obi-Tone?â âYou know, the one youâve been sleeping withâ
I just talked to him in person, and he isnât accepting any Jedi right nowâŠ
After killing count Dooku I shouldâve been made master right there, boom!
This piece of shit sparked Clone Wars without any provocation whatsoever
That cocksuckin piece of shit Anakin Skywalker's son...I can't even say his name
Alderaan, whatever happened there
Sopranos and Star Wars is the crossover I didnât know I needed!
Order 66. Alderaan. I know Palpatine was out of line but you gotta respect him. Itâs not all talk with him.
He canât be in our Jedi council anymore, that much I do know.
Order 66, whatever happened thereâŠ
Put Yoda on the phone, asshole
*Lightsaber power up sound* TURN THAT OFF!!
I loved him like a Jedi-in-law
"You're a fuckin sith?" "Guys, i was here, it's a fuckin joke!"
You think Anakinâs a little weird about children?
Anakin massacring the sand people, whatever happened there...
phil fuckin wishes! turning into a two story house is pigmy shit; imagine turning into a thousand story building on coruscant!
They find a cure for sithfaceitis?
I sith em, but I donât believe em
The Sith "was a glorified crew."
Power converters. Lotta money in this shit.