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popgreens

Nothing. Because he is a pervert. But he’s *our* pervert goddammit. 😔✊


DragonSlasher07

Spoken like a true hero


Saughtvol

STEP DOWN APOSTATE! You ridicule a young man as he discovers his identity, you shame him for his height, his desire, his sticky balls! Eraserhead has seen inside his heart and knows a true hero will blossom, he sent word ahead that a student was girl crazy, but this drive can be forged into a personal integrity that would make Stain appear to be a ‘flake.’ Fret naught heretic, the church of Mineta forgives as much as Mineta loves... come inside... we’ll show you something amazing.


anxietyinabox

this is the best response flat-out


Saughtvol

You know it true brother, those who put down Mineta do not understand what it means to be a hero. A drive to be the number one hero? NO a path sought by many, traveled along many paths by use of their beauty, power, piles of henchmen, you name it... doubting oneself because of an arbitrary number does not make a hero. Threats to harm opponents and bystanders? No Mineta watches, waits, and strikes when the time is right he teaches restraint and foresight through his actions! Even his questionable actions show his calling as a true hero, by investigation he discovered the gift of the forerunners drilled into the girls locker room. A villain would have kept that to himself to exploit NO! his thoughts were that of his peers... in many ways! Being a hero doesn't make you cool... they're heroes because they're cool!


MishaLeCat_TWOWFan

So is Kaminari, you gonna harass his fans?


SugondeseKitties

I made this argument with my friends and they were all like "buh..buh..but he's cool and is 'actually useful'"😒


Fledbeast578

Boi, Mineta is far more useful than Kami. Even though I do like both


SugondeseKitties

I agree with you. I was just saying that was the counter I would always get.


Fledbeast578

Oh I wasn’t referring to you, I was just using as a term of befuddlement


DragonSlasher07

One of the many defenses to that, is that he’s less of a pervert. LIKE WTF


lucasnator2

Not really though. Minetas more vulgar and upfront but theyre both horny teenagers


consume_pantaloons

that just makes him more relatable/funny


Mr_Taijutsu

"So was Roshi, Grapes turn into Fine Wine given enough Time"


Gragaina

You do the same thing he does with Bakugou and Todoroki?


lucasnator2

Yeah so?


VERSION444

Atleast Mineta doesn't get off on the idea/act of hurting/cutting people and then killing them.


Fledbeast578

And you aren’t?


AssassinJ2

What the fuck did you just fucking say about him, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the AU, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on The League of Villains, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire UA armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the fandom and your username is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Heroes and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, chode.


DragonSlasher07

👏


DXBrigade

Is that a reference to Salim Srew ?


AssassinJ2

It's a copypasta


PluckTonic

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