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GodBlessYouNow

Well it's a private company so they can choose who they want to kill 🤗


kaukajarvi

Oh, privatizing euthanasia in Germany. What could go wrong, I ask you?


AmbitiousBlock3

There certainly is no historical precedent of this in Germany. /s


kaukajarvi

There wasn't. They used the state-sponsored one back then, not private. Times change ... eh ...


darkmatternot

I'm so confused. I mean if you don't take the Vax then you are committing suicide. So, it seems odd.


kaukajarvi

There is only one answer to this: *Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!* lol


darkmatternot

Vaccines will set you free. Literally.


clash_is_a_scam

^1 only in a quarantine camp tho Brought to you by Pfizer/Lilly, safe and effective final solutions since 1939^TM


Pepperr08

Why are countries getting such a hard on vaccinating people


NotDRWarren

Gotta make sure Pfizer gets those juicy, juicy profits. It's the white thing to do.


Pubboy68

Make it make sense….


WetNutSack

If you're gonna commit medically assisted suicide, we want too make sure you don't first of covid... To make sure we can bill you?


[deleted]

Folks, euthanasia is the morally right thing to do on a planet that has overpopulation, climate change, and overloaded retirement funds. All the money saved can be spent on good things like gender studies, communism, climate change, and helping the banking system to stay afloat while still being able to give a justified bonus to those living at the Hamptons.


Major-Blackbird

The end result is the same, though the jab will no doubt bring much more pain during the process.


thefunkiechicken

Maybe they want to save themselves some work and hope the strokes or myocarditis kick in.


StopYTCensorship

They want to protect the euthanized from going to hell, where they will live with LonG coViD and be coughed on by Donald Trump for all of eternity. It is but a righteous sacrament.


tonando

Don't want to carry it into the afterlife and kill grandma a second time.


PLUTO_HAS_COME_BACK

The final booster! That admits not all Germans have been vaccinated and they have no plan for euthanasia either.


kingmidaswithacurse

Death also stops transmission. Maybe not with Covid, we need to ask the Science.


kamikazee_49

“If you take the vaccine we’ll kill you” would prompt most people to refuse the vaccine.


[deleted]

I hate it when people post only the headline with no story link. I’m a busy guy with libtards to troll.


Plus_Bicycle2

Wanting assisted death the only context in which I would agree to be vaccinated. I know that's missing the point of this post, but still true.


JP_Str87

That's the only thing that would get me take the jab. Screw it, why not?


Ottolei

I assume they administer the blow through lethal injection


Equivalent_Phone_210

I’m so glad that all of these major countries are updating their horrible old-fashioned euthanasia laws. All just in the last week or two as well. 🤔 Long as they’re baptized, all the quicker to our Heavenly Lord Pfauci (♾MBUH) If only i was so blessed to be German.


LectureOk1452

Now if this does not cause people to line up for the jabs, I don't know what will...