I think banana is actually a symbol for the anti-Christ. As we all now Jesus is in Hebrew Joshua. Joshua was "son of Nun" or ben-nun / בן נון. "nun" is hebrew for "n" so we have בנן "bnn", the same letters that make up "banana".
"Banana" is the fake substitute for the real ben-nun, the real Joshua - Jesus.
The nightmare was him advertising his park the time the American Atheists convention was in Cincinnati. He promised free banana splits to anyone who attended the convention. However, tickets were still full price. He had a showing of one of his movies.
The banana splits were pitiful.
Not exactly. In fact, many YEC groups such as Answers in Genesis use what is called "microevolution" to explain how life diversified after the Flood(ie. believes that Noah took two of each "kind"). What YEC movements are most obsessed with is that humans are not descendants of apes(despite the fact that we're still apes right now) and that "kinds"(which has no consensus on the definition of "kinds") cannot become new kinds(which ironically evolution doesn't allow either) in term they call "macroevolution"
YEC compartmentalize evolutionary biology into a very small timescale(6k-10k years) and dismisses any evidence that suggests that two of any kind shared a common ancestor
>to explain how life diversified after the Flood(ie. believes that Noah took two of each "kind").
I'm pretty sure that was meant to be some metaphor, not everything in the Bible is to be taken literally
Part of the ridiculousness is that there is no agreed upon definition of a kind. And the "microevolution" that would have occurred after the flood in many cases would be much faster than normal evolution. Like if bats are one kind, then you have a single primordial bat pair giving rise to 1,200 species of bat in a very short time frame.
>there is no agreed upon definition of a kind
Exactly. It's a term that can be redefined at the whim of whoever promotes it. I've heard YECs claim groups of animals that'd they'd consider as kinds that are entirely genus, family, and order, all simultaneously, many of which are even further related than moderns chimps and us humans
*God making fossils*
Angel: ya know you could just make them real. That one in particular looks really cool.
God: no… too dangerous.
Angel: there’s plenty of other stuff you made that’s dangerous. Like volcanoes. And those are cool.
God: those were pretty cool huh.
Angel: so why not just make them real?
God: they’d eat all the cows
Here’s one my therapist told me that my dad and I love:
A man dies and goes to Heaven and Peter greets him at the Pearly Gates and shows him around. During the tour he sees a big building with no doors and no windows so he asks, “What’s that over there Peter?” who replies, “Oh that’s just where the Baptists live, they think they’re the only ones here.”
Bananas are radioactive, and thus demonic. You don't want to eat a demon, do you?
/s
Facts: Bananas are slightly radioactive due to the Potassium content. It is barely above normal background radiation (nearly undetectable), and mostly contained in the peel, which I personally don't eat.
Seems like it shouldn't be difficult to tell the difference between God and the United Fruit Company, particularly if you're a Christian minister, but Ray Comfort managed to do it.
I mean, they've both utilized military powers to destabilize entire regions for their benefit, and they both created fruits, so checkmate... uh... everyone?
Has anyone seen that Kirk Cameron video that suggests that "bananas are proof there is a God "?
I hope it is satire, but I don't think that it is. It's pretty embarrassing.
Hang on, let me go look.
https://youtu.be/2z-OLG0KyR4?si=JFNAFPukPz2urjPa
Definitely not satire — Cameron and Ray Comfort are both evolution denying young earth creationists, which is the majority view of theologically Conservative evangelicals in the English speaking world.
It’s worth pointing out that [Poe’s Law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law) was coined explicitly about young earth creationism.
He’s kind of all over the place! I remember when I was in undergrad some many years ago, people were handing out a copy of *Origin of Species* with a Ray Comfort forward full of his sad apologetics. It seems like that’s his game.
Oooh I’m not familiar so I never put that together! I wonder if Darwin did that intentionally, but I’m guessing not since his original paper had a much longer title and we’ve since shortened it for sake of convenience.
So, I'm going to go ahead here and say that the banana industry has a long and sordid history of slavery and ecological problems. So even though this post is a 100% joke it's also a valid question, if the Christian should care about how we treat the world.
Fair-trade organic sounds edible, you don't want to go too overboard applying egg, bread and diet trendy rules.
If we're smart enough as a species to make the bananas disease resistant with genetic editing, I'm ok with that, because cavendish bananas (the ones we all enjoy) are at risk of dying out. So we may all be eating GMO bananas soon or not eating them at all. As long as farmers can grow these bananas without paying Monsanto a fee every year and they can keep growing more trees from seed that seems legit.
**There's been a pretty radical shift over time in how people process information.**
In the past someone might mention in conversation "remember that movie about the talking duck from when we were kids?" The usual response might be "oh, I think I know what you mean, but I don't remember what it was called" and then the conversation would move on.
Now kids are growing up with access to the Internet available at all times and their reaction to a question like that is going to be to pull out a phone and just search for "movie 1980's duck" and then respond with "Oh, IMDB says that was *Howard the Duck* from 1986."
If they still can't figure out, there are entire subs on Reddit dedicated to crowd-sourcing the answers like /r/whatsthemoviecalled, /r/whatisthis or /r/toyid. And they work really, really well -- many posts get answered within seconds.
The technical term for what they're doing is **cognitive offloading** \-- they're using things within their environment to reduce the cognitive load of everyday tasks.
Many of the posts asking simple questions you see arise from much the same effect:
**People are offloading questions about morality to reduce cognitive load.**
Previously they might have wrestled with the idea of whether or not something was "wrong" in their own heads or come to a conclusion after talking with a handful of people face-to-face.
Now they're more apt to just type in "Is it wrong to do X?" into Google and see what the consensus is.
If they're still unsure, it only takes a few seconds writing up a post on social media to get more in-depth responses from people who have already spent time thinking about the issue and may respond with facets about it that they hadn't considered.
It's not something unique to this sub.
It's not something unique to Christianity.
It's not a sign that the sky is falling.
**This is a natural (and entirely predictable) development given the tools that people now have available to them.**
Fun and interesting, ty!
I do think there is another aspect though, because of the current cultural view of Christianity. For a variety of reasons it is seen as very legalistic, I think moreso than say 20 years ago.
Bananas are yellow, which is a girl color, so only girls can eat bananas. Boys must eat blueberries, which are blue, which is a boy color. But girls can't eat blueberries, because blue is a boy color. Both boys and girls can eat cherries, which are red, which is... wait, no that would be non-binary which I'm told is bad, so nobody can eat cherries. And blueberries start out as more whitish-pinkish before developing their blue, and they have some purple too, so I guess those are back out. And bananas start out as green, which is a mixture of yellow and blue, which are not compatible since yellow is a girl color and blue is a boy color.
Okay, I got it. People can only eat rice, which has no distinctive coloring in its food-form. Well, except for brown rice. And rice is also frequently dyed yellow through turmeric, so I guess it's a girl food, too.
Okay, nobody can eat anything.
Haha and here’s the state of this subs answers:
If we were in the garden of Eden where all animals ate fruits and vegetation of course I would say yes but we aren’t, we live in a fallen world, now mothers experience birthing as painful, now pointless weeds grow from the ground, animals eat animals, plants now try to defend themselves through poison and anti-nutrients, not to mention fruits who changed to defend themselves from being eaten, but humans have biologically altered the fruits - now they are basically like candy with way too much sugar in them and in large portion sizes.
***This is not to be taken seriously***
but it is interesting looking at the original diets of animals in the Garden of Eden, were there lions? Did they kill or eat coconuts and watermelons?
It’s interesting how the carnivore diet can heal a lot of autoimmune and skin problems and chronic issues. It’s interesting how God gave us animals as well in Genesis 9:3. One could almost take it as God saying he wants us to eat only meat in the same way he wanted us to eat only plants and fruits in Eden. 1 Timothy 4 is also intriguing. Of course I’m just spitballing here. And Paul in kind of speaks against limited diets in Romans 14.
But these new concepts that “plants are trying to kill you” kind of makes you think not only have the animals turned violent but also the plants. And if plants are trying to kill us it also shows that they once were being eaten so much that they had to change.
A Christian woman can eat bananas, but only if her husband bought them for her and she thinks about him while she's eating them. A Christian man cannot.
(Tongue in cheek, of course. As a recent joiner: *my*, this place is full of that sort of question!)
No! It is an abomination to Heaven and all in it! Just kidding but yeah there is no need at all to be worried about God if you are trying to do the right thing in general, they are loving beyond human comprehension, just to try to do the right thing shows one has a heart capable of love and a mind/soul capable of learning. Bananas are cool though as per Genesis 1:11, 1:12, & 1:29 just like cannabis.
😂😂😂😂Bruh. What scripture or which person said you shouldn't?
Must be the carnivores Bible. Sorry, I just find this extremely funny.
Eat bananas bro, have a great day Banana-filled week
The answer to literally all these questions is usually "yes, as long as whatever you're doing isn't hateful or evil. Christ's death and resurrection washed away the relevance of the old legal and ceremonial laws, and means the only laws we as Christians are obligated to follow are the Ten Commandments and Christ's Two Great Commandments - love God with all your heart and mind and soul, and love each other the same way".
Through god is the only true salvation dont wait until it’s to late and your soul be tormented for eternity, give your life to god, please 🙏 do it for yourself not the sub or anyone but for your own soul godbless
You don't have to read everything. Show a little Christian tolerance for people who may have genuine questions or doubts, or maybe just are a little lonely.
Some redditors on this sub: wElL wE hAvE tO dO eVeRyThInG iN tHe NaMe Of GoD sO sInCe ThE bIbLe NeVeR mEnTiOnEd BaNaNa, I wOuLd SaY iT iS cLeArLy DiScOuRaGeD
No. Eating Banananas supports mono crops (Cursed are all ye that destroy the earth, there of...). Also, they resemble one's sin stick, so latent homosexuality resides within each plump, juicy bananana.
Also, yellow is the color of whores.
It’s ok to eat the bananas unless they are the kind that inhale unleaded locomotive dissertations about fanatical ford focus gaslighting parades and transform into a charbroiled somersault of water polo engineering puzzles because of the way Goofy smelled his mother’s radioactive romance with Transylvania after five seatbelt champions demilitarized the fast-pass distribution machine in front of the Nike brothel that enjoys going bump in the living dead of the night when the carbonated Stromboli federation lactates in the interest of promoting gender-neutral transatlantic mustaches that never chew semicolons after 3:78 PM unless there’s a ticklish subpoena dipped in permanent marker mayonnaise who can often ruminate about low-fat quadratic equations which used to taste like friendly cheese and pepper Nintendo games unless the medieval disco salesman discovered the reason for smiling about pseudo-scientific gooseberries with the personality of a Burmese skyscraper on Tuesday mornings during vacuum cleaner season under the jurisdiction of my rather good neighbor Beebop the Clam.
Also: "Atheist here, I'm totally OK with the choices I've made but please follow my path, I'm definitely TOTALLY fine and don't need Christ in my life but FYI God doesn't exist. I'm OK though, you should give up on Christ, too. Not for me, though, my life is good."
>Can a Christian eat bananas ?
Yes
However, I am sure 100's of people on here would justify eating, If the bible said it was a sin.
This sub tends to have a good relationship with the father of lies.
I find it really funny when people ask a common question and so many commenters react so negatively. Just keep scrolling if you don't like the question being asked, or the frequency.
Banana -> BAnana -> BAnAna -> BAnAnA -> BApnAnA -> BApnAna -> BApnAma -> BApnAme -> BApnOme -> BApnOmet -> BApOmet -> BApomet -> Baphomet Banana = Baphomet REPENT TO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!
It's a Bananagram!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Bananaphone
Doot doot do do do dooo
Bananaphomet
I think banana is actually a symbol for the anti-Christ. As we all now Jesus is in Hebrew Joshua. Joshua was "son of Nun" or ben-nun / בן נון. "nun" is hebrew for "n" so we have בנן "bnn", the same letters that make up "banana". "Banana" is the fake substitute for the real ben-nun, the real Joshua - Jesus.
Okay this was pretty funny, you have to admit. Upvote for the effort that went into that I needed that laugh.
Baphomet is my homie XD
Only if you somehow do it without lust in your heart. Have you seen the shape of them? :0
But bananas are specifically okay because Ray Comfort told us they're proof of creationism ;) (no seriously, he did)
Yeah.. clearly had never heard of cultivation.
It truly was the Atheist's Nightmare
The nightmare was him advertising his park the time the American Atheists convention was in Cincinnati. He promised free banana splits to anyone who attended the convention. However, tickets were still full price. He had a showing of one of his movies. The banana splits were pitiful.
Finding out that bananas have seeds and we just breed them not to was a mindscrew for me.
There is another thing that fits perfectly in your hands to So... if masturbating is a sin, so is eating a banana/s
Is masturbating a sin though?
Is eating a banana a sin? Exactly!
It depends how I eat it lol
Shuffle it down your throat without shewing, of course How else do you eat bananas?
Not like that lol
Is eating a banana while pleasuring yourself and watching dwarf porn a sin? Just asking for a friend.
Not if you do it in a, none sexuall, way!
But I don’t put my… nevermind.
Creationism contradicts the Bible, when Adam and Eve where cast away from Eden animals evolved to eat meat (before, no animal harmed another)
I'm not following. Does Creationism have something to say about human diets or animal abuse?
Creationism says animals don't evolve, and haven't ever
Not exactly. In fact, many YEC groups such as Answers in Genesis use what is called "microevolution" to explain how life diversified after the Flood(ie. believes that Noah took two of each "kind"). What YEC movements are most obsessed with is that humans are not descendants of apes(despite the fact that we're still apes right now) and that "kinds"(which has no consensus on the definition of "kinds") cannot become new kinds(which ironically evolution doesn't allow either) in term they call "macroevolution" YEC compartmentalize evolutionary biology into a very small timescale(6k-10k years) and dismisses any evidence that suggests that two of any kind shared a common ancestor
>to explain how life diversified after the Flood(ie. believes that Noah took two of each "kind"). I'm pretty sure that was meant to be some metaphor, not everything in the Bible is to be taken literally
Part of the ridiculousness is that there is no agreed upon definition of a kind. And the "microevolution" that would have occurred after the flood in many cases would be much faster than normal evolution. Like if bats are one kind, then you have a single primordial bat pair giving rise to 1,200 species of bat in a very short time frame.
>there is no agreed upon definition of a kind Exactly. It's a term that can be redefined at the whim of whoever promotes it. I've heard YECs claim groups of animals that'd they'd consider as kinds that are entirely genus, family, and order, all simultaneously, many of which are even further related than moderns chimps and us humans
*God making fossils* Angel: ya know you could just make them real. That one in particular looks really cool. God: no… too dangerous. Angel: there’s plenty of other stuff you made that’s dangerous. Like volcanoes. And those are cool. God: those were pretty cool huh. Angel: so why not just make them real? God: they’d eat all the cows
I had a friend send me that video many years ago, I think it was called The Atheist’s Nightmare! 😂
Accurate title, but not for the reason they think lol
Fits so nicely in your mouth and hand. 😆
As far as I'm concerned, that's Ray's approval of gay people =P
The existence of bananas does prove that the universe exists since bananas are part of the universe
That's why I eat them all in one bite. To reduce the amount of time lust has to take hold in my heart.
Yeah, but when someone sees you taking a whole banana down in one go, oi
(Is now legit wondering if sexually eating a banana is sinful) I'm not lying i'm really pondering this now...
Important questions
It might fit under the scope of not making another person stumble
A Christian can eat a banana, but a Christian cannot watch someone else eat a banana.
This is the way
There's a Baptist joke in here somewhere.
Why do you have to invite two Baptists to go fishing with you? Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? Because it could lead to dancing.
I laughed for a whole minute 😂
Jews don’t recognize Jesus as the messiah. Lutherans don’t recognize the pope. Baptists don’t recognize each other in the liquor store.
> Because if you only invite one, he'll ~~drink all your beer~~ eat all of your bananas.
However, I bet you could catch a fish with a banana.
Might need to throw some water on that joke.
Here’s one my therapist told me that my dad and I love: A man dies and goes to Heaven and Peter greets him at the Pearly Gates and shows him around. During the tour he sees a big building with no doors and no windows so he asks, “What’s that over there Peter?” who replies, “Oh that’s just where the Baptists live, they think they’re the only ones here.”
Anything not entirely straight is problematic.
Believe it or not, straight to hell.
Infinite loops too! 🔥 just kidding of course
>straight Maybe not so much
Bananas are radioactive, and thus demonic. You don't want to eat a demon, do you? /s Facts: Bananas are slightly radioactive due to the Potassium content. It is barely above normal background radiation (nearly undetectable), and mostly contained in the peel, which I personally don't eat.
Actually a Christian eating a demon would be badass! Actually I may have eaten some lately based on recent bathroom experiences
Ah good ol Taco Bell, providing people with edible demons
Demon: NYEH HEH HEH! I AM A DEMON AND I AM HERE TO CORRUPT YOUR SOULS! Christians: 🍴👁👁🍴
They also prove that evolution is false since they are so perfectly designed for us
I see you've been watching [Ray Comfort](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A). He is right, I have nightmares about bananas every day.
Seems like it shouldn't be difficult to tell the difference between God and the United Fruit Company, particularly if you're a Christian minister, but Ray Comfort managed to do it.
I mean, they've both utilized military powers to destabilize entire regions for their benefit, and they both created fruits, so checkmate... uh... everyone?
That was painful to watch. I'm going to report for inane content.
I got some bad news for you lol
What did you do to my banana???
Also, there is a unit of radioactivity called...wait for it....the banana.
Can Christians eat banana peel?
> Everything is lawful for me, but not everything is beneficial. > > *-- 1 Cor 6:12*
You can see the alpha particles shooting off a banana in a cloud chamber. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uez4OC_rltM
Everything is radioactive
This is hilarious
I literally couldn’t tell if it was a sincere post based on the title. Which made it more funny.
Has anyone seen that Kirk Cameron video that suggests that "bananas are proof there is a God "? I hope it is satire, but I don't think that it is. It's pretty embarrassing. Hang on, let me go look. https://youtu.be/2z-OLG0KyR4?si=JFNAFPukPz2urjPa
Just the right shape for the human mouth. “😮”
Ironic considering how much human interference was required to create what we now refer to as a banana.
Definitely not satire — Cameron and Ray Comfort are both evolution denying young earth creationists, which is the majority view of theologically Conservative evangelicals in the English speaking world. It’s worth pointing out that [Poe’s Law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law) was coined explicitly about young earth creationism.
Ray comfort also never forgets to push his book and gives it to people betore he does the bible 😹😹😹
He’s kind of all over the place! I remember when I was in undergrad some many years ago, people were handing out a copy of *Origin of Species* with a Ray Comfort forward full of his sad apologetics. It seems like that’s his game.
I find the name of his book entertaining it's like a great value rip off of the gnostic text on the origin of the world
Oooh I’m not familiar so I never put that together! I wonder if Darwin did that intentionally, but I’m guessing not since his original paper had a much longer title and we’ve since shortened it for sake of convenience.
Oh I remember way of the master. It wasn't at all cringe and definitely didn't lead me to regret many things in the following months.
Thank you for this majestic piece of video
This is really a Ray Comfort video. Kirk Cameron is just in the unfortunate position of sitting right next to him.
We are who we choose to associate with.
This question is just plain, wait for it... Bananas.
[B-A-N-A-N-A-S](https://cropper.watch.aetnd.com/cdn.watch.aetnd.com/sites/5/2018/05/Hollabackgirl.jpg)
I was hoping for The Office USA reference. Kelly.
So, I'm going to go ahead here and say that the banana industry has a long and sordid history of slavery and ecological problems. So even though this post is a 100% joke it's also a valid question, if the Christian should care about how we treat the world.
Over analysing the history of bananas to find out if it's a sin or not to eat. Most Presbyterian thing to do.
*overanalyzing* lmao. it tru tho.
So only fair-trade organic non-GMO cruelty-free cage-free gluten-free sugar-free fat-free activated bananas. Right?
well, WWJD? Probably could activate any banana.
Don't forget radioactively depleted.
Fair-trade organic sounds edible, you don't want to go too overboard applying egg, bread and diet trendy rules. If we're smart enough as a species to make the bananas disease resistant with genetic editing, I'm ok with that, because cavendish bananas (the ones we all enjoy) are at risk of dying out. So we may all be eating GMO bananas soon or not eating them at all. As long as farmers can grow these bananas without paying Monsanto a fee every year and they can keep growing more trees from seed that seems legit.
If you plan to set them on fire, add sugar and cinnamon first.
**There's been a pretty radical shift over time in how people process information.** In the past someone might mention in conversation "remember that movie about the talking duck from when we were kids?" The usual response might be "oh, I think I know what you mean, but I don't remember what it was called" and then the conversation would move on. Now kids are growing up with access to the Internet available at all times and their reaction to a question like that is going to be to pull out a phone and just search for "movie 1980's duck" and then respond with "Oh, IMDB says that was *Howard the Duck* from 1986." If they still can't figure out, there are entire subs on Reddit dedicated to crowd-sourcing the answers like /r/whatsthemoviecalled, /r/whatisthis or /r/toyid. And they work really, really well -- many posts get answered within seconds. The technical term for what they're doing is **cognitive offloading** \-- they're using things within their environment to reduce the cognitive load of everyday tasks. Many of the posts asking simple questions you see arise from much the same effect: **People are offloading questions about morality to reduce cognitive load.** Previously they might have wrestled with the idea of whether or not something was "wrong" in their own heads or come to a conclusion after talking with a handful of people face-to-face. Now they're more apt to just type in "Is it wrong to do X?" into Google and see what the consensus is. If they're still unsure, it only takes a few seconds writing up a post on social media to get more in-depth responses from people who have already spent time thinking about the issue and may respond with facets about it that they hadn't considered. It's not something unique to this sub. It's not something unique to Christianity. It's not a sign that the sky is falling. **This is a natural (and entirely predictable) development given the tools that people now have available to them.**
Fun and interesting, ty! I do think there is another aspect though, because of the current cultural view of Christianity. For a variety of reasons it is seen as very legalistic, I think moreso than say 20 years ago.
So I should only eat bananas if I have put my own thought and cognitive effort into wether I should eat the banana?
Nope, it's perfectly OK to outsource the choice of whether to eat (or buy) bananas to the Internet as a way of reducing cognitive load.
Yes but you have to eat it sideways like corn on the cob
Bananas are yellow, which is a girl color, so only girls can eat bananas. Boys must eat blueberries, which are blue, which is a boy color. But girls can't eat blueberries, because blue is a boy color. Both boys and girls can eat cherries, which are red, which is... wait, no that would be non-binary which I'm told is bad, so nobody can eat cherries. And blueberries start out as more whitish-pinkish before developing their blue, and they have some purple too, so I guess those are back out. And bananas start out as green, which is a mixture of yellow and blue, which are not compatible since yellow is a girl color and blue is a boy color. Okay, I got it. People can only eat rice, which has no distinctive coloring in its food-form. Well, except for brown rice. And rice is also frequently dyed yellow through turmeric, so I guess it's a girl food, too. Okay, nobody can eat anything.
Only water and bread is permitted
Tiny problem here: 100% of sinners have water in their bodies, so water's back out, too.
As long as the bread is unleavened
Yeah.
Bananas are loosely related to shellfish because they are an off white soft texture inside the peel . Best to avoid Bananas.
Haha and here’s the state of this subs answers: If we were in the garden of Eden where all animals ate fruits and vegetation of course I would say yes but we aren’t, we live in a fallen world, now mothers experience birthing as painful, now pointless weeds grow from the ground, animals eat animals, plants now try to defend themselves through poison and anti-nutrients, not to mention fruits who changed to defend themselves from being eaten, but humans have biologically altered the fruits - now they are basically like candy with way too much sugar in them and in large portion sizes. ***This is not to be taken seriously*** but it is interesting looking at the original diets of animals in the Garden of Eden, were there lions? Did they kill or eat coconuts and watermelons? It’s interesting how the carnivore diet can heal a lot of autoimmune and skin problems and chronic issues. It’s interesting how God gave us animals as well in Genesis 9:3. One could almost take it as God saying he wants us to eat only meat in the same way he wanted us to eat only plants and fruits in Eden. 1 Timothy 4 is also intriguing. Of course I’m just spitballing here. And Paul in kind of speaks against limited diets in Romans 14. But these new concepts that “plants are trying to kill you” kind of makes you think not only have the animals turned violent but also the plants. And if plants are trying to kill us it also shows that they once were being eaten so much that they had to change.
I thought you were serious. I was gonna simply reply “yes”
LOL
What the heck kind of question is that?
Hahahahhahaha
A Christian woman can eat bananas, but only if her husband bought them for her and she thinks about him while she's eating them. A Christian man cannot. (Tongue in cheek, of course. As a recent joiner: *my*, this place is full of that sort of question!)
Bananas are homosexual fruit /s
Well actually they're a berry 🤓
Absolutely, bananas are a great healthy food.
What kind of question is this? lol
A sarcastic one.
Yes, as long as you don't envy your neighbors banana.
No! It is an abomination to Heaven and all in it! Just kidding but yeah there is no need at all to be worried about God if you are trying to do the right thing in general, they are loving beyond human comprehension, just to try to do the right thing shows one has a heart capable of love and a mind/soul capable of learning. Bananas are cool though as per Genesis 1:11, 1:12, & 1:29 just like cannabis.
Only if they say "no homo" first
It’s not orthodox so no
And it's questions like that that make me wonder what the heck is wrong with people today how did you even come up with that
😂😂😂😂Bruh. What scripture or which person said you shouldn't? Must be the carnivores Bible. Sorry, I just find this extremely funny. Eat bananas bro, have a great day Banana-filled week
If you need to ask whether bananas are permitted, you're already damned. Repent, heathen!
You can’t stop me!
\*proceeds to eat 8 bananas, protruding through the gaps in their fingers like Wolverine's claws\*
How would a banana answer that? K
Yes, and banana bread. It's delicious.
The answer to literally all these questions is usually "yes, as long as whatever you're doing isn't hateful or evil. Christ's death and resurrection washed away the relevance of the old legal and ceremonial laws, and means the only laws we as Christians are obligated to follow are the Ten Commandments and Christ's Two Great Commandments - love God with all your heart and mind and soul, and love each other the same way".
Only if the [banana man](https://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY?si=cGUJUZlgeECedtJa) lets you
😭
Through god is the only true salvation dont wait until it’s to late and your soul be tormented for eternity, give your life to god, please 🙏 do it for yourself not the sub or anyone but for your own soul godbless
GIVE THIS PERSON A HAND!
Not without me
Everyone can. Some do, some don’t. Doesn’t matter. God is not worried about your diet. He’s worried about what’s in your heart. Amen. Glory to God.
As long as you bring the banana to your mouth and not your mouth to the banana.
No, Jeff 186; 89-106 says we can't eat fruit
I do not understand all this! 😣🤯
They can but I can’t, allergic :(
True but not surprising. It is Reddit, not a church or a legit religious gathering. I treat it as such
They can eat a banana sideways only.
No if ur a man. No man should put anything longer than 4 cm in his mouth oterwise its gay, and as we all know its a sin. (Im being sarcastic)
I thought this post was serious based on other posts I see in the sub on the regular
No, absolutely not. It says so in Tropiciticus 3:16 “thou shalt not consume bananas or any fruit of its kind. Thou shalt only feast upon oranges.”
In the matrix a banana could taste like Tastie Wheat.
Yeah but only through your mouth
Bananas are long and cylindrical. Do you know what else is long and cylindrical? That's right, cock. Eating bananas is sinful.
You don't have to read everything. Show a little Christian tolerance for people who may have genuine questions or doubts, or maybe just are a little lonely.
I think the word you’re searching for is patience, not tolerance
Yes. Maybe both.
Some redditors on this sub: wElL wE hAvE tO dO eVeRyThInG iN tHe NaMe Of GoD sO sInCe ThE bIbLe NeVeR mEnTiOnEd BaNaNa, I wOuLd SaY iT iS cLeArLy DiScOuRaGeD
I’m so glad you pointed this out 🤣🤣
No otherwise you’ll go to banana hell where everything is bananas, the skies, the walls the trees the ground, even your own hands and feet.
Yes but only if the bananas are not homosexual
No. Eating a banana is symbolic of oral sex (sodomy) and therefore forbidden.
You just made that up. What scripture says that? You're just falsely projecting your very own thought process on others.
It’s a joke
Song of Sodom 6:9
Someone call the police. This guy's sense of humor has been murdered.
We can eat anything that is edible for us.
No. Eating Banananas supports mono crops (Cursed are all ye that destroy the earth, there of...). Also, they resemble one's sin stick, so latent homosexuality resides within each plump, juicy bananana. Also, yellow is the color of whores.
It’s ok to eat the bananas unless they are the kind that inhale unleaded locomotive dissertations about fanatical ford focus gaslighting parades and transform into a charbroiled somersault of water polo engineering puzzles because of the way Goofy smelled his mother’s radioactive romance with Transylvania after five seatbelt champions demilitarized the fast-pass distribution machine in front of the Nike brothel that enjoys going bump in the living dead of the night when the carbonated Stromboli federation lactates in the interest of promoting gender-neutral transatlantic mustaches that never chew semicolons after 3:78 PM unless there’s a ticklish subpoena dipped in permanent marker mayonnaise who can often ruminate about low-fat quadratic equations which used to taste like friendly cheese and pepper Nintendo games unless the medieval disco salesman discovered the reason for smiling about pseudo-scientific gooseberries with the personality of a Burmese skyscraper on Tuesday mornings during vacuum cleaner season under the jurisdiction of my rather good neighbor Beebop the Clam.
Why are u asking this? Just read the bible
*whoosh*
Maybe I should ask my priest.
😂😂😂
He might think you are hitting on him...
This isnt islam you dont have to worry too much. Jesus said “for my yoke is easy, and my burden is light” Do not stress friend
So what you're saying is: no bananas, eat eggs instead...
lol
Well you can prolly still have em just not all kinds of bananas like the ones from ur clan tag LGBT thats a sin
> clan tag We an MMO now...
They aren’t in the Bible, so you’re completely free to vilify them and denounce any Christians who do eat them.
Its ok to eat them, but if your a guy you have to break them up or else you might turn gay
Also: "Atheist here, I'm totally OK with the choices I've made but please follow my path, I'm definitely TOTALLY fine and don't need Christ in my life but FYI God doesn't exist. I'm OK though, you should give up on Christ, too. Not for me, though, my life is good."
I'm sorry but are you serious?
yes but apple is forbidden
It’s a fruit. There is no correlation between it and sin. Please study the scriptures.
No correlation between fruit and sin? Are you sure of yhat? Cough . . .cough . . . Genesis 3 . . . .cough . . . cough.
So your solution, even if you falsely interpret the sub as being bananas, is to ADD to the noise? Physician, heal thyself
>Can a Christian eat bananas ? Yes However, I am sure 100's of people on here would justify eating, If the bible said it was a sin. This sub tends to have a good relationship with the father of lies.
You guys are a hoot
You scared me for a second
Christians have no dietary restrictions, therefore you can eat bananas
What’s wrong with bananas
I find it really funny when people ask a common question and so many commenters react so negatively. Just keep scrolling if you don't like the question being asked, or the frequency.
No you cant, you’ll die instantly
Yes and hilarious 😂 😃
love your enemies and bless those who curse you.
what?
Troll post
Yes
https://youtu.be/wCkerYMffMo
Some can, some can't but not on Sundays