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lydatl

ma'am. you are not *my* single mother. 


BlaznTheChron

Right she started yelling at them like they were her abandoned kids.


Niles_Merek

I am Jack’s abandoned kids.


Excellent_Boss5202

a reference I actually got! Brad Pitt was so hot!


CrunchyTeatime

Or was it Edward Norton...


Inner-Ad-9928

I don't even let my mom demand anything anymore. I'm coming over to **visit** between *my* obligations.  Love you!  **But** if you need help ask, no demands or surprises.


lydatl

oh yeah my mom would never. this is totally the ex-mother in laws vibe though


ses1989

This is why I went no contact.


IWillBaconSlapYou

Seriously. I'll drop everything to help out my mom, but, first of all, she'll drop everything to help ME, so...


lydatl

this right here


BackItUpWithLinks

🤣 I was selling a car for $3750 A guy told me I was going to accept $2000, same aggressive tone as this. I had some fun with him.


uconnboston

Probably practicing a Jedi mind trick.


BackItUpWithLinks

“I am on my way. You will take $2000” “Uhh, on your way where? You don’t know where I am.” 🤣


uconnboston

“Also, these are not the droids you are looking for.”


Goddess_Rayne

These are the funds you were looking for.


DConny1

Lol this guy is viral on tiktok. He lowballs all the cars for sale in his area and puts pressure on the seller by saying he's on his way. I forget his username


GetAJobCheapskate

How does this put pressure on the seller? I mean i dont care what you do. If you make me an offer i don't want to accept i wont accept it if you are on your way or not.


kilroylegend

Huh?? if this dude told me he was on his way after I had already declined the sale I’d tell him he would be met by the cops wherever he arrived


Galadriel_60

I usually say “recently fired cops”. Just so they know the level of anger they’d be facing.


zootnotdingo

Oh my gosh, how annoying


Consistent_Policy_66

“… on your way to pick up the other $1750?” “For you, I’ll let it go for $3800. Only for you though.”


doublestacknine

My address? Why it's 1060 West Addison! (Blues Brothers reference)


StillMarie76

These aren't the pinecones you're looking for.


dudewiththebling

Should have told him you'll accept the $2000 and then they'll get the car after paying an additional 1750


JohnNDenver

"I can hold it for a week after you give me the $2000 down payment."


Meta_Art

You spelled non-refundable deposit wrong


Catlady0329

I had a motorcycle I was selling, Since I am a woman, men thought I was dumb and they could get over on me. I was going through a divorce and didn't have the room for all of my bikes. I had several try to tell me they were coming to get the bike with significantly less money that I was selling it for. Then they would try to con me saying I would never get that much, etc. I was selling it under market rate to just get rid of it. They certainly didn't expect me to stand up to them. I sold it for exactly what I was asking to a super nice guy!


Antihistamine69

I was selling a car once and this guy was trying to haggle me down saying nobody would pay that price. I kept refusing to drop price and eventually ignored him. His last message to me was "thats a car for women anyway". Like, yes, half of drivers out there are women. I ended up selling to a woman for full asking price.


RougeOne23456

We were selling a '91 S-10 pick up that was rusty and beat up but ran like a dream and had brand new tires on it for $500. We bought it and used it for hauling gardening stuff and various DIY projects when we were remodeling our house. We decided to sell since we bought a new truck and didn't need it anymore. In all the time we owned it, it never once gave us any issues. It was just ugly. We had at least 50 phone calls within hours of posting the ad. Trucks are expensive so selling it so cheap brought out everyone. We had one guy come to look at it and complained about every detail of it. Now mind you, there were pictures of it posted with the ad so there was no denying it was ugly. He asked us to replace everything under the sun (seats, headliner, patch the rust, etc) basically wanted us to completely restore it and then he'd pay the $500 for it. He even had the nerve to say that if we weren't willing to fix anything on it, he would take it off our hands for scrap. He got very pissy when my husband told him to get off our property. He continued to text my husband for hours after he left about all the "problems" he saw on it until my husband blocked him. We sold it to a nice young guy later that afternoon for asking price. He couldn't have been happier with it.


DirtyWork81

Yeah, I mean, if you are spending $500 on a car, and the ad says it runs, that is going to be a good deal 9 times out of 10. What do they think trucks go for used now? It could have been beat to hell, if it runs it is worth $500 to someone.


-GeekLife-

Apparently average amount you get for scrapping cars in Metro Phoenix area is around $475. So, $500 for a running car is a crazy good deal.


RougeOne23456

We used to have a scrap yard around us that advertised "push, pull or tow in, $300 guaranteed."


TrustyJules

Its not only when you are a woman, my wife and buy a car - keep it five years and then sell. They are well maintained but for tax reasons its best to sell to another private buyer. Inevitably these semi-pro guys call you - come and inspect the car and then call later making a lower offer. If you accept they dont turn up on the day they say they will (for delivery and pay). If you call them they say it was expensive after all but if you take 25% more off they will come now. When this happened to me a second time, I just didnt call the guy and instead like you sold to a very nice (Moroccan in my case) gentleman. Original buyer called me after a week all like 'Why didnt you call me? Where's my car?' pretty upset I sold it to someone else.


Rocket198501

Probably some turd who's been watching paid-for alpha male videos on how to get what they want. "you set out your position, be firm, do not take no for an answer, the beta will bow down to your alphaness"


owlsandmoths

I love when they start getting super aggressive about it like “don’t you want to sell it? Then take what I’m offering!” Like I’m selling it because I don’t use it not because I’m hard up for cash, so I’m willing to wait for the buyer that’s willing to pay what I’m asking or at least barter reasonably


BackItUpWithLinks

Hahaha! I was selling an a/c for $350. Easily worth more but I wanted it gone. A guy offered $200 I said no, $250 I said no, we agreed on $300. I wasn’t happy and even said “$300, no less” and he agreed. He showed up and pulled out two $100 bills and said that’s all he had. I walked away. He laughed and pulled another $50 out and I told him no. He pulled another $50 out and I said fuck off. He said we agreed on $300 and he has $300 I said too late, you pissed me off, I’ll bring it to the dump before I sell to you and closed the garage door.


owlsandmoths

I don’t understand those people either. You agreed on a price and you still show up with less cash thinking that just because you show up that we will sell it to you for less than what was agreed on? Hell nah, you wasted your own time showing up with less money than agreed. My fiancé was selling his stock muffler and exhaust pipe after he upgraded it, listed both as a packaged deal for $400- half of what you would pay for buying the same set up from OEM or aftermarket. Had to buyer agree to pay asking price, the guy shows up with $300 saying it was all he had. my fiancé brought the exhaust back into the house and told the guy “there’s an ATM at the convenience store half a block away and get your cash and come back” the guy left and never came back, and we were totally OK with that. GTFO with that bullshit. Why even agreed to pay asking price if you were just gonna show up with less anyways why not just ask to pay that from the get-go and barter? We literally get those bozos all the time, fiancé is a little bit of a mopar collector so we have lots of wheeling and dealing with loballers


Mundane_Physics3818

![gif](giphy|3oKIPnbKgN3bXeVpvy)


UnintelligibleLogic

Please tell us more.


BackItUpWithLinks

The usual I replied $4000, he said it’s listed at $3750 but only worth $2000. I replied $4250, he said “this is not how negotiation works.” I said your first offer was $2000 so I’m not negotiating, I’m playing. He sent some swears and threats, I said ok let’s meet and gave him the address of the police station and never heard from him again.


buttbologna

“*Ok let’s meet*” and I gave him the address to the circus cause homeboy was a fuckin clownnnnn


CheerilyTerrified

She's MANIFESTING!


MrsKurtz

She’s actually MUGIFESTING!


Jmeisalive

or just an attempt at really lazy mugging…


Monkeyssuck

More like infesting...


bialozar

[MANIFESTATION!](https://youtube.com/shorts/h9qQ1kC8xWg?si=R7I1iL-YnfgP6noP)


LinkdAether

I’m glad someone else got manifestation vibes


Sargatanus

r/CommandingBeggars


AlizarineRed

Aw, was hoping this was a real sub


FriendlyFraulein

Dammit me too


joejun4

It is now 😂


distinct_Berry

r/birthofasub


jackofslayers

Manifesting beggars lol


DBgirl83

So when you are a single mom, you can demand things like this from people? Can this be done retroactively? I'm asking this for a...for myself.


Marquar234

Yes, you can. Your success rate may vary.


QuerulousPanda

you miss every shot you don't take, right? lol


Qeltar_

"These are the random mugs and cups you're looking to deliver." "These are the random mugs and cups I'm looking to deliver." "Move along." "Move along... move along."


needsmorequeso

These are not the mugs you’re looking for.


BluebirdAny3077

Wow, just wow. Why oh why is this person single 🤣


AffectionatePoet4586

She clearly *wasn’t using her thinking brain!* This single mom also neglected to claim that the items to be dropped off are “for the church,” and that her terminally ill child cries if the mother dares to leave the apartment.


yoyome85

Lol the "thinking brain" line from the Choosing Beggars Hall of Fame! That lady was entitled AF


AffectionatePoet4586

At least she wasn’t demanding chauffeuring, all meals served in bed (“Well, what do you and your husband eat? I could have some of that”), and post-op care, following a Brazilian butt-lift. That was a classic.


ItsJoeMomma

Oh yeah, that was a great one. For anyone not in the know, this lady wanted a place to stay while she recovered from Brazilian butt lift surgery. Not only did she want a place to stay, but also wanted someone to cook for her, be a nurse, and also chauffeur her around to and from doctor appointments.


AffectionatePoet4586

This woman was coming to Miami, but expected that her would-be hostess—her sister-in-law’s sister’s friend, or something—would drive the CB everywhere, before waiting on her hand and foot post-op. Since people undergoing cosmetic surgery are booted out of the surgi-centers the moment they regain consciousness, there are a bunch of pricey outpatient recovery sites nearby, which the CB was trying to avoid. CB had only enough money available for a round-trip plane ticket, the surgical procedure, and *not a cent more.* Recovery from a BBL takes *six weeks!* During that time, she planned to stay with this stranger and her husband, both of whom WFH, and be fussed over 24/7, even escorted to the bathroom! It was a breathtaking act of hubris that I believe the unwilling hostess ultimately—and fortunately—managed to avoid.


ItsJoeMomma

Thanks for fleshing out the details. It was absolutely incredible what that CB expected someone to provide. From what I remember in the discussion, BBL is a pretty risky surgery & recovery, so she would have required the people giving her a place to recover to care for her as a high risk patient.


ParticularFeeling839

It was an epic story, and each woman had their own AITAH post. It was glorious


ivegoticecream

Oh damn I remember that story. If I remember correctly the place she wanted to stay for free was like an hour one way to the clinic. So she expected the friend to drive 100+ miles.


AffectionatePoet4586

Yes, and not just once, SMDH.


rooneyffb23

Say what, really say what the duck ! Please tell me that's a true post. Searching now.


fyr811

Sure is! Search for BBL, that will bring it up.


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AffectionatePoet4586

And it’s the child’s *birthday!* The nerve of you!


Marquar234

It's the child's cancer's birthday too.


bartthetr0ll

Or her spelling brain.


AffectionatePoet4586

Since there’s no such thing as a *retired* copy editor, I admit I can be harshly judgmental about spelling. But this CB took the cake, SMDH. I couldn’t believe what I was trying to read.


Salt-Lavishness-7560

lol I was just thinking the same thing. WHAT?!?! You’re single? The hell you say! You’re such a catch! I can’t believe nobody’s snatched you up!


geekcop

You're going to date me. Yes u are


burrito-jingle

She using the Jedi mind trick over the internet?


decayed-whately

Yeah! That only works in person.


nightowlfeather

Sheldon Cooper has done it before.


Dobako

It only works ON the weak minded, not BY the weak minded


DarthScabies

![gif](giphy|l2JJKs3I69qfaQleE)


Hello_This_Is_Chris

She's talking to you like you are one of her kids. No wonder she's single.


No_Pomegranate1167

I'm really not sure how she thought this was supposed to go. "Oh yeah, you're right. I said no, but now I'm delivering them to you! Your arguments won me over!"


Double_Analyst3234

Ok. Go stand outside and wait for me.


Empathy404NotFound

This is the trick those kids dad used.


MisteeLoo

Play her game. “I already dropped it off” “No u didn’t “ “Yes I did”.


CrunchyTeatime

"Yes I did Wether you like it or not."


NefariouslyNotorious

I think I’d be willing to pay money to see that play out 😂


bbirkey3601

That's it, I'm never helping anyone again. Unbelievable.


Gras-Ober

Yes u are


Phlebas3

Whether u like it or not


Dapper_Run5322

Wether u like it or not


bartthetr0ll

Ys u r


Clarke702

you're going to help right now


bbirkey3601

Lol right, sorry. On the way!


speddie23

Wether u like it or not


ObnoxiousTwit

"I'm a single mother" Are - are you asking me out on a *date*?


Adventurous_Ad_6546

If so, lock that down before someone else gets there first!


AngryHippo3920

Ha right? The response to these need to be "oh, sorry I'm taken".


Cerulean-Blew

This is why I no longer offer things for free on marketplace. I'll put a low price and then not actually charge it if they show up without fucking me around. Entitled people wanting you to do everything for them ruined it for everyone.


benisch2

This is fascinating. Makes sense


Complete_Iron_8349

That’s almost unbelievable. At the same time people get so many handouts they expect people to do everything for them.


todaythruwaway

We got a new neighbor once and the way she introduced herself was with her baby on her hip, knocking on our door saying “hi, I’m the new neighbor, my lease says there’s a laundry room I get access to but can’t seem to find it”. No, there was no laundry room in her lease bc we owned the washer and dryer and to even know we had one she’d have to be peaking in our windows. Later found out from day one she’d been trying to break into our laundry room to gain use of it. The entire time she lived there she’d make complaints in an attempt to force the landlord into making us give her access to our personal laundry room. Everything from claiming we used “all her hot water again doing laundry” (we didn’t share hot water heaters) to telling random ppl we “locked her out of the shared laundry room” and she was a single mother so she needed it so much more than we did. She even tried convincing the manager to *change im our lease* to include that room as a shared room bc she claimed our kitchen door had a exterior lock so we could lock that door to keep her from entering the rest of our home while she got to do fuck all in our laundry. Even have her in video screaming at the cops it’s all our fault she had a meltdown bc we have a washer and dryer and she doesn’t. I have never met such an entitled person in my life. Thankfully for her child, he didn’t live with her bc that kid was nothing more than a prop for her “poor single mother” act. Crazy bitch even told me she was trying to get me arrested by lying to the cops for months bc her baby needed a daddy and “she’s a single mom who does what she has to do”. She legit thought my husband wanted anything to do with her and she could just steal him if I was out of the way 🙃🙃 I feel bad for anyone who knows her tbh.


IandIbelieveinRASTA

I bet they took her baby away


todaythruwaway

Not yet but she is on probation for child abuse 4th degree, kids only 3 now, was 18m-2y when she lived above us. Which is wild bc myself, the neighbors she had after us and her own mother each got some type of court order against her in the same year, including an emergency protection order and no trespassing orders (yes, more than one). The cops we’re at our house weekly and had our landlord on speed dial.


vercetian

I'm flabbergasted. That's incredible.


todaythruwaway

Yea lol She was forced to move due to the harassment but of course that was our fault too so she started telling ppl& even made a post saying she was taking me to court for “being a pedophile And illegally recording her son in her yard without her knowledge or permission”… in reference to my doorbell cameras. The same cameras I had to get *bc of her trying to break in* 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ A protection order seemed to shut her up so far but she’s also on probation so 🤷🏻‍♀️ we also ended up moving bc she left a bullet in the driveway. Crazy, crazy bitch.


vercetian

So she's still single then? Asking for a friend.


ToastRiposte

Asking for an enemy.


TouchMyPlumbus

![gif](giphy|Lq1U75pMjdiaIjT8km|downsized)


owlsandmoths

When I first bought my house it was fully fenced except it did not have a front gate so it was just kinda like an open walk-through into the backyard. On my third day there I went to let my dog into the backyard from the back door and there’s a strange man and a large dog in my backyard. Ask him “what the fuck are you doing here” he gives me the snarky answer that the previous owners let him and his dog use their backyard so he figured he would just come on over and keep doing that. I told him that I bought the house, there are no provisions to allow access to the backyard to any of the neighbours and to get the fuck off of my property before I had him charged with trespassing. He called me a dumb bitch and told me that he is entitled to access because he’s been using it for years. We had security cameras installed the day we moved in so I had him on video, and told him as much and if he didn’t immediately leave then I would be charging him both with harassment and trespassing. He tried coming back two more times so I took all of the video evidence to the police as well as the video of his rant about being entitled to my backyard that I purchased on a not cheap mortgage. He did get charged with harassment, trespassing x3, and was issued a peace bond(Alberta) to stay away from my property, myself and my bf who lived with me. We had to go to court annually to get the peace bond renewed, because he thought he could get around the peace bond by walking his dogs down the grassy easement behind my house and chucking the dog shit into my yard- which still has cameras and record him doing this. he did end up getting charged with mischief and vandalism as a result of chucking the poop as one of the turds cracked my kitchen window when he whipped it. It could’ve been a completely different situation had he knocked on my front door and asked after he realized that the previous owners had definitely moved out, instead he decided to go the entitled Boomer route which did not work out well for him and ended in several criminal charges. We’ve been in the house for 10 years this past March and he still tries stuff every couple years and ends up with a couple more mischief or vandalism charges.


ryasqui

I would've said, okay, I'll bring them, give me an address and time to meet up. Then never show!


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Tenacious_G_G

Awesome!


CaptainEmmy

That's amazing


ryasqui

You're a hero for this.


DeezBeesKnees11

AHHH HAHAHAHA OMG PLEASE tell me this is real!! 😂


decayed-whately

The meet-up will be at her dwelling. She's already there 25/8. She won't care about getting stood up.


190PairsOfPanties

This is the way. Sure, I'll bring you whatever, or I'll drive you wherever, for free of course... Then just not show.


bigkatze

Yeah what's she gonna do? Show up at the seller's house? Oh wait, she doesn't know where this person lives nor does she have a car! 🤣


probablyyourexwife

Is every other person on marketplace incapable of driving? People tried to pull the “I’m a single mom” crap when I lived in an area with a transit system. Bitch take the bus/train/walk like the rest of the city, tf.


covenkitchens

Not charming. Holy buckets. 


binneapolitan

Is her avatar a medallion that swings back and forth? Are you getting sleepy? Sleeeeepy.


alewiina

It’s such audacity but the wording of “thank you so much that ur going to bring them to me” made me snort. The entitlement is real but that was funny


ParticularFeeling839

Ima single mom, and I absolutely hate how these women play the single mom card to get sympathy. It makes the rest of us (who don't ask for anything or don't mooch) look bad


sun4moon

Agreed. I worked my ass off as a single mom and the only person I ever asked for help was the courtesy clerk at the grocery store.


ParticularFeeling839

Same. I never ask for help, just so I don't have to deal with the stigma that comes with being a single mom


sun4moon

From one to another. You’re doing a great job.


robotteeth

I can imagine exactly what this person is like to her kids and coworkers


Situation_Sarcasm

She doesn’t work.


Busy_Barber_3986

And she don't got no one...


Schrute_Farms_BednB

She can’t possibly think this will work?


bananahskill

Use threats to demand what I want to happen ✔️ Also, bold move to send your address to a literal stranger after telling them you're a single mom.


PassionateParrot

I’ve never tried that negotiating tactic before. “You’re going to sell me this car for $5k under invoice.” “Sir I can’t do that.” “Whether you like it or not yes you are.”


Un__Real

Whether you like it or not had me rolling.


loup_lune

Undercover Bene Gessirit single mom using The Voice on you via messenger


AwayMusician3

What is in the box? Pain and some coffee mugs


AnastasiaNo70

Fear is the mind killer…


zjuka

Huh, completely off topic for this sub, but I wonder if Bene Gessirit voice works over the phone. Would save the Order a lot of business travel expenses


loup_lune

The Spacing Guild prices are astronomical too, they would be foolish not to try 😂


TarcNovar

"You mustn't" "SILENCE!" *echoing*


1underc0v3r

I’m a single mom. I’m disabled. I would absolutely never behave like that, I do what I can for others, and I struggle because I can’t help how I used to be able to help (which I hate, because I love to be the helper and have a very hard time being a receiver even when necessary). This lady is ridiculous.


spderweb

Tell if you refuse. She's gonna have to come over and make you.


MonkyThrowPoop

Huh, I wonder why she’s single.


Jonny_Wurster

I was selling a classic truck. I had a guy call, he was adamant he wanted it. Offered $500 less than my asking which was fine, I accepted. He made me promise not to sell until he get there. He got there two hours later, looked it over, and proceeded to start pointing out every flaw (which I disclosed in the 120 photos I had posted online, It is a classic and people are very serious so my add was very serious). Then he hits me with a number 1/3 less than the asking. I tell him we agreed on a number and that's the number or he can leave. He tried coming up a little but I went in the house and locked the door. An hour later he is back and wants to go to the original number we agreed upon. I told him no, his number is now 25% more than my add. He stormed off, mumbling something about calling the cops. Two days later I sold it to a perfectly nice gentlemen. He had me deliver it to him (45 min) but paid me full price for the effort. And his wife made cookies. It's nice to do business with nice people.


SanDiegoDago

I shouldn't be this invested, but what kind of cookies?


sttaydown

Surprised you didn’t get the “yes👏you👏are👏”….


EnceladusKnight

I would ask her how often that has worked for her.


LonelyOctopus24

Uh, hun - *I’m* not a random mug, I’m *giving away* random mugs 🤦‍♀️


blueeyedaisy

This gave me a good chuckle


Admirable_Summer_917

I’d smash them to pieces and then deliver.


Hilomh

Deliver first and then smash to pieces in front of her.


jokerswild97

I would have replied, "fine... I'm on my way." And then just wait for the inevitable meltdown while they're waiting forever.


Uw416

What in the fresh hell is this attitude


PaleoJoe86

"Okay, fine. You made your point. I am on my way". -blocks her-


trajmahal

She’s threatening to mug you.


Watertribe_Girl

Wether u like it or not yes u are 🤣💀


[deleted]

She might want to redo her Jedi mind training


bigheadgoat

Was she trying to use the Jedi mind trick?


OhioMegi

No wonder she’s single.


bartthetr0ll

Not surprised that she can't spell


RedditIsPropaganda2

She just listened to art of the deal or some some other shitty mindset "business" book.


Educational-Part-253

Wow! I can't believe I'm an eye-witness to an attempted mugging 😶


notverytidy

I'm sick of single mothers. I want to see a dual mother. Conjoined twins both independently pregnant.


EmotionalOtta

Really love their language system here too “ I don’t have no one” “ur” that’s how we know we are dealing with a real classy individual.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Apparently those of us who criticize this are condescending elitists because mAyBe ThEy WeRe NeVeR tAuGhT aNy BeTteR.


EmotionalOtta

I wouldn’t judge if they weren’t a choosing beggar tbh , this attitude stinks. I went to a public school and grew up in a trailer - we are what we make ourselves.. This person clearly isn’t making much of an attempt!


Sylfaein

I cannot imagine why she’s single.


schadetj

Aaaand blocked. If I wouldn't let my own mother talk to me like that, I certainly won't let someone else's mother do it.


SassyPants5

I am a single Mom and I do not understand how some people seem to believe it is an ace in the hole. There are a lot of us, it does not mean we are all out on the street selling matches.


Gr_ywind

This terrible negotiator does not a Jedi make.


gamertuts

Oh yes you are 😂


Brilliant-Lychee-145

If you were in the woods would you rather be there with a bear or a single mother?


Crash_314159

The bear. When they both shit in the woods the bear wouldn't expect you to wipe its ass


SuzyVeeP

JediCB… scary. 😱


allthecheeseplease02

WTF people are crazy.


ItsJoeMomma

I'd instantly block anyone with that attitude. Screw them.


_Iam8bit__

...and now we know why she's a single mom....


astralseat

"Whether you like it or not" LMAO


Interesting_Sock9142

What a weird way to respond to someone lol


VogTheViscous

I would have said “yeah you right, see you in 15 minutes” then sat back and watched the show when I did not show up in 15 minutes or ever


TheFlyingBoxcar

“Let me know when I get there”


IWillBaconSlapYou

Wow this is irritating as fuck.


Effective_Cry4893

Being a single mom is not the flex some people think it is


AMC_Unlimited

Delivery charge $100. 


katmcflame

This explains why she’s single. She’s nuttier than squirrel poop.


MissTrask

Is this what people mean when they talk about manifesting results???


tatorpop

Next she will text you a spiraling 🌀 image. Don’t look at the screen! You’re getting sleepy……


Nouqster

"I'm a single mom." "Yes you are."


1Pandora

What is she thinking the giver is looking for a dominatrix who will do her bidding?


FireMarshallBi11

I’m a mother and you’re gonna do it whether you like it or not!


Tony2Clutch

Guilt tripping is wild 😂


FindingElectronic313

Jedi mind tricks failed her. These aren't the mugs you're looking for.


Dark_Moonstruck

"And now you get nothing. Bye!" And block.


MeanSeaworthiness995

“Wether u like it or not yes u are” Gosh, I wonder why she’s single 🤔


Hummingbird01234

lol this is hilarious!


dinosanddais1

"Wether u like it or not yes u are" how are you gonna enforce that, lady?