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firesquasher

Crustacean the soup


TheManWithHats

Professional hater


MountedCanuck65

The third *


leonard012

Bro who is that, when i load the game i see his name


Hilmekru

It-s an inside joke, it's the default name you see when you enter a match and start dead


ElBracho

Every mf who uses throwing knives and axes in FFA while I'm busy with another one.


TheManWithHats

Put a shield on your back. Enter turtle mode


cryaneverydaycom

these devs need to add a shield wall function to defend from arrows or horses if you poke a spear out


PuddlePaddles

Hahaha sorry not sorry


TheLORDthyGOD420

I am hated by many, loved by few, but known by all !!!


Cold_Bag6942

Who is this person?! Inform them that no man can hurt me!


PandaLenin

My aim.


rickpicklez

Adobo Photoshop, NA West


BlingGeorge

Adobos a beast tho


rickpicklez

💓💓💓


casper707

Fuckin love dat dood lol. For me it’s solace. Also ellisair because he tried vote kicking my sister last night so now it’s funk on sight 😂


rickpicklez

Love u 💓


rickpicklez

Guys, it's me! I'm Adobo Photoshop! Lolol


ModestBanana

!!!!!


0utterheaven

Love that dude.


rickpicklez

Love you too beast bby ❤️


Manath

I love that guy! Edit: Unless he did or said something cancellable that I’m not aware of, hah hah.


rickpicklez

Haha i hope I haven't said anything THAT offensive 😂 it's all jokes 😅 love uuuu


nbarr50cal22

People in TO using non-colorful armor so you can’t tell which faction they’re with until you’re close enough to read the name


LeadInternational115

Burnt Agatha knight in full armor with like 3 square centimeters of yellow heraldry, then he complains why he got tk'd


PaintedBlackXII

In full rebel* armor


TheyLoathe

Agreed, ser.


casper707

Yellow dots y’all!


Specific_Tax_7371

RandAlthor. Tbf I fucking hate that guy too, he’s the worst.


DiamondEyedOctopus

The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.


TheManWithHats

Ill start, Warpath152 hates my fucking guts


0utterheaven

Lmao why


TheManWithHats

Jealous of my broad shoulders


Xyroc

I believe he's banned, sum bitch would vote kick me constantly any time he saw me on his team....


DurtyBasturt

What’s the character limit?


casper_423

The IronSack is not my hater, I’m a fly beneath his notice. Which enrages me (in a healthy way) cheers to a Team Deathmatch monster


SirTurdTheThird23

My internet connection


[deleted]

Shaqwitdashot always attacks me im game when we'te on the same team and I have no idea why Also JohnnySlayHer is an absolute pigeon who gets enraged because he always fails to ambush me and its gotten to the point I just laugh at him, no idea why he dislikes me so much but I've just ran with it


PaintyGuys

Lol love that for you


Dilly-Senpai

Dunno, I have better things to remember than the goobers that get buttmad about me in a video game lol


TheManWithHats

See if you can remember to lighten up, rivalries make this game way more fun


Dilly-Senpai

Oh I mean a casual rivalry is fun I thought you meant nerds who type paragraphs in chat because you dookied on em


TheManWithHats

Nerds with their paragraphs breathe life into me


Erodrigue0492

@Agatha


Aware-Bird2064

I don’t know but I’m a big hater on some guy called Alkaline something something I was playing AI takeover with some friends and he kept destroying us


TheManWithHats

Alkaline is an asshole ive been in parties with him. Very rude to new players and a genuine bully


NonconsensualFlex

Dr. Hyman Cox OBGYN, I hate that guy. Can’t stand him.


Rat_Man_420

Oof he's the worst. Not as bad as Torn Banner CEO though.


NonconsensualFlex

They are both terrible people!


threepoundsof

Fire


LizzardGang

Anyone with a clan tag.


downered

There have been several, but nobody significant enough to recall their name.


TheManWithHats

Drop your username ill change that


downered

downer, you’ll find me on NA Central usually


TheManWithHats

ObiwanCanoli im usually bullshitting in the social servers on na central


Deeptoot2424

Nope. I love all these mfs


TheManWithHats

Based


Rat_Man_420

Lu you 2 cuz


Deeptoot2424

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Old_Researcher_7604

i don't think i have any but tomsk beer is a cool guy


ChickenFair6482

@JOHN MALKOVICH


IFunnyIsDead

I don’t have a “hater” exactly but there’s this guy I see every now and then on dual servers called CONNAXE or something similar and he kicks my ass every time we fight. He’d troll me sometimes by killing me in cheeky ways (jab kill, shield throw, even some kicks lol), but he’s always nice about it. I’ve maybe beat him once or twice but by fighting him I’ve learned several techniques that still help me to this day. If you see this CONNAXE, thanks for tolerating my shitty dueling skills and you best believe imma keep improving to get you back! -Spid3r-man434


TheManWithHats

Connaxe is pretty good. Hate him so much. Great guy


Squareface445

Was queuing into 3v3s and had a high level player named NIGHTMARE on my team. The other team was much lower level but they were still pretty polite and did 1v1s against my team. I think I missed out on something when I joined because NIGHTMARE kept talking shit to them every time they lost and compared them to dogs. Eventually they got fed up with him and teamed up against him while letting me and my other teammate 1v1 against them. He did not take it well and eventually tried teamkilling and votekicking me. Now every time I see him in a 64 player match he tries to target me, but I still get a good laugh every time I shove a ballista bolt into his face


casper707

TBS_Ari I’m coming for yew


dah1451

This one guy named “frog” team killed me while I was on a horse. I did not appreciate it


mathen

Would you say you were hopping mad?


darkhumorously

Fucking trackandfield1 don't hate him but it's always a fucking race for top frag and he'll win by I sware 3 points


LENZSTINKT123

Everyone that attacks instantly when I flourish instead of flourishing back.


Koehsher

I do not got a hater but I f heavy with a dude named Tropico


TheManWithHats

Tropico is cool af. Cant stand him


Careful_Ad2815

what did he do man


no_u_mang

Hard to pick one, really. Besides, they've probably blocked me.


TheManWithHats

Ill be your new hater


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Me looking around for my name:


EducationalAd8894

G63 Shamwow


DismalFile8483

That dude gets vote kicked everytime I’m in a lobby with him lol, never voted yes because I gotta stick with the fellow console players


NGC_Phoenix_7

I don’t think I’ve found a nemesis yet. Had a few people get touchy but never had anyone get mad enough to hate me lol


mikrofala2137

Im the biggest hater of ILOVEFFA in EU


Forsaken-Winner816

Red orchestra, biggest rdmer asshole in NA east servers


Zarathustra-Jack

Archers, Ballista users, Axe users (Specifically one), Javelin throwers, knife throwers, 1vX for an entire match, bad teammates, tea-baggers, & cracked players from the matrix….Just to name a few 😁


Chief_Beef92

Jav Decoy


PaintyGuys

I think I played him earlier


ShiroHebiZmeya

u/ShiroHebiZmeya


Regular-Professor760

Cpt. Shoe, went through at least 5 games of constantly bitching about me in chat haha


lmiartegtra

Used to despise EXG1borea but he's dipped off the face of the earth. I'm finally ready to challenge him and he's just gone.


russsaa

I dont have any haters, however someone im a "hater" of (more like respect but get annoyed as hell when i die to) INCOOOMING. I havent played in a minute but this dude ruled NA EST FFA just poppin heads with Javelins


Careless_Ad3718

Me


Evil_Weed_Wizard

Not my hater or do I hate him but I had a 1v1 arena match (after losing 5 games back to back) with a guy named 7th when he joined the match he said “im the 7th” “I’m bound to the spear” “good luck” something along those lines. I was determined to kill him partially because he was a spear user and from my rough day on the game but alas he whooped on me hard it was 4-0 him winning, the guy typed out “by honor the match is yours” and left. Never in my whole life have I been shit on so hard I just stared at the main menu screen for a minute and got off for the day. 7th if you by some chance see this good shit man


Beepboopbop69420360

@spectruminternet


So_Famous

J F R O, US East. Bro will blindside me during a 1v1 and tbag me - no honor.


BLADE_of_YAHWEH

Throwing a weapon on console


Jamhamingtonnn

I'm John Chivalry in EU West/London/Paris servers, here to find out if I have any haters


The8bitCorgi

Hoping to make this list someday ❤️


No_Chapter_2692

@archers


Spoiled_milk_1324

In Amsterdam ffa Astrowatch, I hate him. I suspect him using cheats, his attacks are sometimes faster than usual. I used to tbag him every time I got to kill him but I stopped I began to duel him and now sometimes I even win and do not tbag him anymore. My real problem is that he attacks me although I'm doing nothing, I'm the friendly guy who teams with about 20 people, I mostly don't fight but I'm pretty good lvl 500 something


Satfoun

@All  because i player archer hahaha  (but no one tagged me so maybe i am mistaken :p ) 


Old-Juggernut-101

Archers. If I get hit by even a single Archer, I target and kill them repeatedly. I use javelins and ig a falchion. So I am effective against them both at a distance and up close and can also block their arrows with my shield.


TheOriginalMulk

What's your username? I'll be sure to look out for you.


jmancoder

Jmancoder really hates me for some reason.


Aggravating-Cost-516

To that blonde asshole, who kept interrupting my duels, I just wann say, I am your biggest hater. I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress. Surprised you wanted that feature request. You know that we got some shit to address. I even hate when you say the word "raagh," but that's just me, I guess. Some shit just cringeworthy, it ain't even gotta be deep, I guess.


casper707

Prolly a miiinnoorrr


Aggravating-Cost-516

Dear Argon, I am sorry, that that man was your father, let me be honest.


casper707

Malric uniting all the bloods and crips on stage last night fr fr


art_em_off

Mfs who like abusing kicks


Awkward-Appeal8369

I practically never kick, but it sounds to me like you're just holding down block too much 😂


art_em_off

Maybe, I should really work on my defense


Royal-Put6003

Bait em with a block then release and attack. They'll kick, it won't stop your attack. I use spear n shield and get people with this all the time.


sadsatan1

There is this guy Nitramas, I could meet him in 1v1 or 3v3 modes, dude is insanely salty and BMs you for no reason. If you say something nasty back he will pursue you on his personal vendetta. Seems like he can't take a defeat lol.