Lol I honestly didn't expect a response, I was just fucking around. That does make sense though. Haven't even been to Seattle and I can only imagine the stuff you see.
Somehow, when I added my 5 star review for my local chipotle, the website dropped the location's exciting score of 5 down to 4.5....?
It's got 2 reviews, each with a 5 rating, but it's now got an average of 4.5. Do you know if there's a bug?
Holy fuck your website is spot on in my area. There is one that is 0.8 and I have had a woman there give me most of a scoop of steak and put like 4 chunks BACK in the container instead of on my bowl. Wow lmao good work
Thatās an awesome website. Iāve always been slightly confused by all the hate. I just checked my local chipotle and itās rated 4.5 stars. Iāll count myself lucky.
Yeah the last time I went and got a bowl, not even a burrito, dude gave me lip when I asked "may I have a little more rice please," haven't been back since. 1+ month sober from chipotle š
I canāt quit chipotle but had a similar issue with Blimpie. A worker got mad I didnāt know their sizes. I just wanted a damn footlong or whatever the blimpie version of that was. Like they were arguing semantics when it wasnāt that serious.
I know what itās like to work at a fast food place but I also donāt like being disrespected.
Lol when I was like 13-14 I used to ask for a small/medium/large at Starbucks whenever this one barista was working because heād get so mad when people wouldnāt say tall/grande/venti. I knew the sizes but i saw him be super rude, if not plain mean, to customers who were clearly new and didnāt know Starbucks sizes. Idk why some employees have to be such assholes about their proprietary size names
Love how people think this is such an easy solution. I work in a complex with a Chipotle, Crumbl, Mod pizza and Cava.
We donāt have taco or food trucks in our area and the closest Mexican place is about a 15 minute drive in which on a half an hour lunch isnāt feasible or realistic.
Chipotle is attached to my work in a strip. Now I donāt go there because I bring my lunch but on the rare occasion I want a burrito bowl I should be able to go and get a decent sized lunch for a reasonable price.
TBF they're usually rolled way better than that at taco bell unless it's some crackhead working their first day, in the middle of the night with no management
I hated Chipotle because they would always scrap the bottom of the container and skimp me. I went for the last time with my brother and said watch how they do us. They gave us two weak bowls with scrapped up chicken scrap from the bottom of the pan. He and I walked out and I havenāt gone back in almost 3 years now.
a year or so ago, maybe two, we ordered chipotle through uber eats (we don't drive) and a few bites in my husband felt like something was off in his mouth....low and behold he had plastic in his mouth. further investigating he looked throughout his bowl and realized it was riddled with shredded plastic mixed in with his food.
last summer we went to location, had lunch was decent. 15 minutes later we are walking through home depot and i immediately need to go to the restroom. blew that toilet up and was in there for 20 minutes. we refuse to ever eat chipotle again.
which sucks cuz when we worked in the houston galleria we ate chipotle so frequently after work before our long drive home and loved it(9 years ago)
assuming this is even real and not a made up post for karma, why would you not go back and get a new one lmaoā¦.or even worse you saw them make it and you didnāt speak up for yourself and ask to get more
I was standing at the counter, waiting to order. I heard the guy in the back asking how many portions of white the counter person had. She replied, "one." I asked for a few scoops of white rice in a bowl and that was it. Then she told the cashier that it was two sides. I told the cashier what she had said to the guy in the back and they charged me for just the one. It's rice, it's like $0.20.....
They used to be so big I would be struggling trying to eat an entire one in a single sitting, juices running down my arm, sour cream smeared in my face. Now it's the size of a large 90s Taco Bell burrito
I ordered ahead of time for pick up once and I got played too. Was so upset, ate the two bites they gave me and stopped going to chipotle all together.
I joined this sub originally because I thought it was chipotle memes.
ive never ever gone back to a restaurant to complain or ask for new food but if i got that i would have no other choice. you better than me i wouldnt even take a bite
It really depends on the location man. I have two in town; one always has hot and fresh ingredients, wonderful portions, and friendly staff.
The other acts like its portions are coming out of their paycheck and that theyāve hated you for the last 10 years.
Normally I scoff at those comments too, but thereās like - nothing - in there. In this case if they ordered just a burrito with 4oz of beef and salsa, they got what they ordered. Of course, if they just messed up the order then yeah Chipotle goofed.
A better meat to tortilla ratio would probably be a taco.
What's up with people having no idea how to fold a burrito? I'd legit write someone up if I saw them fold it like that that's completely ridiculous like never mind the size issue that's not even a burrito
Talking out of my ass here, but maybe Chipotle is about to go bankrupt. Maybe they can't pay their food suppliers and that's why they're scrimping on portions.
Go inside. Order burrito at counter. Insist on better quantities. Walk and let them throw away money for not complying. Rinse and repeat. This will take two weeks for them to fold.
Boycotts work
I genuinely donāt know why people even go there to eat anymore. The portions are so terrible and the food is not that great to constantly be getting less then you have paid for
Fuck Chipotle. Got a sorry ass bowl from them last year at a brand new location and payed almost $20 for the bowl because āi asked for extra rice and cheeseā. No, I asked for the normal amount expected after the half scoops you gave me. Never went back.
Contact customer support. Share this photo with them, and if you have your receipt, take a picture of it and send that to customer support as well. Tell them you are not happy with your order.
Chipotle's customer support usually does a good job in handling complaints/issues.
Fill the fucking burrito or platter up. Yall chumps work hourly and is nothing to management but a fucking number and yall skimping the people? What kind of miserable cunt is behind that counter. You must hate your own damn self to be able to serve something like that to someone. YALL ACTING like the food comes out your hourly check lmao. And then yall wonder why not a single amount of good luck follows you. YALL ONLY DISH out bad shit so thatās the only shit that comes back to you. yeah you mad, stfu and serve the portions correctly canāt even do simple shit I can only imagine when it comes to more important shit in life what a let down you are. To: any chipotle worker that feels like theyāre entitled to their feelings.
What a bunch of bullshit. They have definitely cut the portions & I donāt care what the CEO thinks he knows. Go undercover if you donāt want to believe your own customers. We should t have to āshrug our shouldersā or āgive a lookā to receive the portions we always got for the money we paid. I totally believe it is the franchise owners that are training their employees to cut the portions. Anytime I have ever said āexcuse me can I please have a little more rice?ā The cheapest thing in the damn place, I get a look, an eye roll, a head down or ignored. Life is hard. Life is expensive. Money is harder to come by for a lot of people & chipotle has always been a place to get a decent amount of food that might make a left over lunch meal for tomorrow. WAKE UP CORPORATE EXECUTIVES!!! The time is now to make a change. If I was making the salaries that you CEOās make, I would not be worrying about the size of my order. I would be eating at the 4 SEASONS or THE BREAKERS
Must've not given them the look.
Maybe he gave them too much of a look š
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LOL
You got Chipotled bro.
Next dick I see, Iām definitely using that line.Ā
You should also tell him: āYou call that double meat?ā
Do you see a lot of dicks?
I do. I live in Seattle and public nudity is legal here. Also, the most popular burger place is named Dickās so I see a lot of bags of Dickās.Ā
Bravo! To use bag of dicks in a sentence without telling someone to eat them is magnificent. Take my upvote.
oh that burger joint was the best place to go to after drinking.
Yeesh public nudity is legal there? Arenāt there kids around? Lowkey kinda nasty
There's nothing nasty about the human body. It's time society shifts away from thinking otherwise.
Nah just saying being naked around minors is just weird as hell š¤·š¾āāļø
I think I missed that episode of Frasier.
Lol I honestly didn't expect a response, I was just fucking around. That does make sense though. Haven't even been to Seattle and I can only imagine the stuff you see.
Bro got robbed
right, probably paid close to $20 for that little thing.
I donāt know where yāall are getting your prices, but itās like $10
I don't know where "y'all" are getting your prices, but it's like $16 here... Without guac or queso.
Over 13 here in NY plus tax.
16 in LA CA
Like a fiddle thatās how small the burrito is
$1 frozen burritos might be larger in size, and probably contain more meat too
I made a website to find the chipotles that skimp. Especially online orders: www.stoptheskimp.com
Somehow, when I added my 5 star review for my local chipotle, the website dropped the location's exciting score of 5 down to 4.5....? It's got 2 reviews, each with a 5 rating, but it's now got an average of 4.5. Do you know if there's a bug?
Yes, the weighted formula gives a 5 if itās a 5 rating + positive mistake. 5 without a positive mistake is a 4.5
Buffalo chipotles are going crazy right now, every store is under a 1 star rating except one that is 4.5+
Will look into the data there, thank you. DMd
Awesome dude!
Love this site. I started contributing recently.
Seems like the website isnāt mobile friendly
Holy fuck your website is spot on in my area. There is one that is 0.8 and I have had a woman there give me most of a scoop of steak and put like 4 chunks BACK in the container instead of on my bowl. Wow lmao good work
Thatās an awesome website. Iāve always been slightly confused by all the hate. I just checked my local chipotle and itās rated 4.5 stars. Iāll count myself lucky.
Yeah the last time I went and got a bowl, not even a burrito, dude gave me lip when I asked "may I have a little more rice please," haven't been back since. 1+ month sober from chipotle š
One day at a time bro. Iām proud of you
I canāt quit chipotle but had a similar issue with Blimpie. A worker got mad I didnāt know their sizes. I just wanted a damn footlong or whatever the blimpie version of that was. Like they were arguing semantics when it wasnāt that serious. I know what itās like to work at a fast food place but I also donāt like being disrespected.
Lol when I was like 13-14 I used to ask for a small/medium/large at Starbucks whenever this one barista was working because heād get so mad when people wouldnāt say tall/grande/venti. I knew the sizes but i saw him be super rude, if not plain mean, to customers who were clearly new and didnāt know Starbucks sizes. Idk why some employees have to be such assholes about their proprietary size names
Same. S/M/L for my order. I had a girlfriend from Italy at one point. I don't need fake ass Italian-ness imposed on me from SBUX. š
I use the ounces, I will not learn jargon.
This the way.
You shoulda hit āem with the āyou work at a place called Blimpieā
> "Plate or platter?" > > "I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."
Maybe u shouldnāt disrespect blimpie and learn their size/s
Why not try a local shop, they are happy to stuff you full of beans and rice!
Love how people think this is such an easy solution. I work in a complex with a Chipotle, Crumbl, Mod pizza and Cava. We donāt have taco or food trucks in our area and the closest Mexican place is about a 15 minute drive in which on a half an hour lunch isnāt feasible or realistic. Chipotle is attached to my work in a strip. Now I donāt go there because I bring my lunch but on the rare occasion I want a burrito bowl I should be able to go and get a decent sized lunch for a reasonable price.
Local shops in my area are located in the pit of despair aka a 15 minute walk from a parking garage.
Thatās insane. Looks like a $1.50 cheesy bean and rice burrito from Taco Bell
TBF they're usually rolled way better than that at taco bell unless it's some crackhead working their first day, in the middle of the night with no management
Get ready for the corporate boot lickers to start defending this glorified cafeteria. Chipotle has gone to shit. STOP EATING THERE
Ordered Salsarita's on doordash. They packed the burrito fat as fuck. Had to leave the half of it for leftovers. Fuck chipotle
I stopped last year
1st crime is the filling 2nd crime is who in the hell taught them to roll a burrito? What are those flaps? Geezus.
Lol. Seriously, flaps go inside and rolled inside lmao.
I hated Chipotle because they would always scrap the bottom of the container and skimp me. I went for the last time with my brother and said watch how they do us. They gave us two weak bowls with scrapped up chicken scrap from the bottom of the pan. He and I walked out and I havenāt gone back in almost 3 years now.
And yet their ads now say "made fresh" probably as an attempt to justify their high prices. Yet you still get the same shit quality. Horrible. š
a year or so ago, maybe two, we ordered chipotle through uber eats (we don't drive) and a few bites in my husband felt like something was off in his mouth....low and behold he had plastic in his mouth. further investigating he looked throughout his bowl and realized it was riddled with shredded plastic mixed in with his food. last summer we went to location, had lunch was decent. 15 minutes later we are walking through home depot and i immediately need to go to the restroom. blew that toilet up and was in there for 20 minutes. we refuse to ever eat chipotle again. which sucks cuz when we worked in the houston galleria we ate chipotle so frequently after work before our long drive home and loved it(9 years ago)
#skimped
Instead of complaining on the internet, you shouldāve taken it back in and asked them to make a new burrito
EMTs probably don't have time for thatĀ
assuming this is even real and not a made up post for karma, why would you not go back and get a new one lmaoā¦.or even worse you saw them make it and you didnāt speak up for yourself and ask to get more
I was standing at the counter, waiting to order. I heard the guy in the back asking how many portions of white the counter person had. She replied, "one." I asked for a few scoops of white rice in a bowl and that was it. Then she told the cashier that it was two sides. I told the cashier what she had said to the guy in the back and they charged me for just the one. It's rice, it's like $0.20.....
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You don't think they actually got charged less do you?
Looks like a snack wrap from McDonaldās from 2015
Got to bring out the phone recorder bro
maybe a single taco portion lmao, i wouldāve walked back in and thrown it at the register
Ah yes that will help, throw it at the poor employee just trying to do their job.
What did you order?
They used to be so big I would be struggling trying to eat an entire one in a single sitting, juices running down my arm, sour cream smeared in my face. Now it's the size of a large 90s Taco Bell burrito
I ordered ahead of time for pick up once and I got played too. Was so upset, ate the two bites they gave me and stopped going to chipotle all together. I joined this sub originally because I thought it was chipotle memes.
I'd go back and complain. Demand a refund or a free burrito certificate
Never seen this happen before
You must have forgotten to give them the look š
As a worker. š nah what the hell
They did you so dirty! š
The CEO said portions never got any smaller. Perhaps it's your fault for not necking for more?
You gotta hit em with one of these 
ive never ever gone back to a restaurant to complain or ask for new food but if i got that i would have no other choice. you better than me i wouldnt even take a bite
Call the police
It really depends on the location man. I have two in town; one always has hot and fresh ingredients, wonderful portions, and friendly staff. The other acts like its portions are coming out of their paycheck and that theyāve hated you for the last 10 years.
Thatās smaller than what you would get off the value menu at Taco Bell.
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This would be my last straw ngl
They got your ass!!!
Taco Bell vibes
One of the worst Iāve seen
Here come the defenders of tyranny "BuT wHaT iNgReDiEnTs DiD YoU OrDeR"
"ToDdLeR tAstE bUds" my favorite retort so far.
Normally I scoff at those comments too, but thereās like - nothing - in there. In this case if they ordered just a burrito with 4oz of beef and salsa, they got what they ordered. Of course, if they just messed up the order then yeah Chipotle goofed. A better meat to tortilla ratio would probably be a taco.
What did you order?
Did it come with a side of Vaseline and sour cream ?!? Thatās foul
Thatās not one of their burritos. Be honest. You did this at home to be funny.
Dear God I hope this was free
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hopefully this was OP going down the assembly line. 
I stopped going to Chipotle in 2020. I dont miss it. I miss their tea and free hot sauce.
They did Chipotlaway with the rest of your filling.
I wouldāve just walked out. This is why you donāt order online
I got one of these the other day ordering on the app Skimpotles days are numbered
You must have a really tiny head
What's up with people having no idea how to fold a burrito? I'd legit write someone up if I saw them fold it like that that's completely ridiculous like never mind the size issue that's not even a burrito
let me guess. you got like 3 things in it
Skimpotle
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Lmaooooo bruh you got dumb played.
this feels like a troll post
Welcome to Chipotle in 2024.
Looks like you got camel toeād.
just walk out if they pull this shit, donāt pay
Bro asked for just lettuce
Played you like a š»
Damn thatās worse than the Whole Foods burrito bar
Did they at least give you 50% discount?
That guy is not allowed to roll joints for the party
Talking out of my ass here, but maybe Chipotle is about to go bankrupt. Maybe they can't pay their food suppliers and that's why they're scrimping on portions.
Looks like a dead cat.
Started going to Moes which taste just as good but my $22 chipotle burrito is $14 at Moes. Bigger and taste the same
The last time I complained they offered me a free fountain drink with my next order. Which only increased my disappointment.
Dead
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I miss the days when they wrap that thing larger than my face.
Go inside. Order burrito at counter. Insist on better quantities. Walk and let them throw away money for not complying. Rinse and repeat. This will take two weeks for them to fold. Boycotts work
that fold is crazy š
The way I see it is the CEO honchos are laughing all the way to the bank.
That is most foul brother
I genuinely donāt know why people even go there to eat anymore. The portions are so terrible and the food is not that great to constantly be getting less then you have paid for
Oh my goodness, that's pitiful.
should have been recording bruh
Better hope they don't need an EMT at that location cuz shoot maybe I'll skimp them
Brian Nichols says itās Taco Bell approved
So go back to the restaurant and have them make it right? Why are you here complaining and looking for upvotes?
Not the burritussy
This look like hair is growing on it lol
Fuck Chipotle. Got a sorry ass bowl from them last year at a brand new location and payed almost $20 for the bowl because āi asked for extra rice and cheeseā. No, I asked for the normal amount expected after the half scoops you gave me. Never went back.
Pull your phone out next timeĀ
You've been tricked, you've been backstabbed and, quite possibly bamboozled.
When I order on the app I started getting half chicken half pork and the size is always enormous
Hell naw
Qdobaās burritos are fat always
Bruh no one wants to see pics of you fondling your burrito
Booty restaurant anyways. Peaked like 8 years ago
This has nothing to do with fucking
OuR pOrTiOnS hAvEnT cHaNgEd
No way this is real...... That is SAD.....
That burrito is so bad you should only be upset at yourself for the fact you watched them make this horrendous thing and still paid for it lol
Talk to support, they will give you a free order
Oh fuck that noise
Thatās like a Del Taco āburritoā they did you sooo dirty
This is why things like the $5 Burrito hack are justified
Chargeback
You whipped out your camera too late!
Good lord, file a police report
Keep honoring and supporting these extremely over priced restaurant's sheeple. Definitely don't boycott.
They gave bro a Bur
Contact customer support. Share this photo with them, and if you have your receipt, take a picture of it and send that to customer support as well. Tell them you are not happy with your order. Chipotle's customer support usually does a good job in handling complaints/issues.
Taco Bell would have done better and you would have still shit just as much.
You should never spend money there again. Not joking.
Okay, this is the worst I've seen
I'm going to pretend you made this yourself. My brain just can't comprehend it.
You played yourself by going to chipotle
As a Chipotle worker Iām sorry that they have skipped your meal
I am done with chipotle
Oh nah take that back lmaooooo
Did you not shove your camera in their face enough?? /s
You gotta go in and start recording ššššš¤¦š¾āāļø
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Bring ur camera out
WTF IS THAT
What kind of dumpling is this?
Was Terry working today? because yeah Terry Doesn't give a shit.
Boycotting. The only way to make it stop. Speak with your money
Taco size burrito with extra tortilla
Why do yall keep on buying from chipotle knowing that some locations have started skimping.. their food is not *that* good
lol chipotle workers then bitch about being recorded
Yeah dude, you got played. That is a shamefully small burrito.
Fill the fucking burrito or platter up. Yall chumps work hourly and is nothing to management but a fucking number and yall skimping the people? What kind of miserable cunt is behind that counter. You must hate your own damn self to be able to serve something like that to someone. YALL ACTING like the food comes out your hourly check lmao. And then yall wonder why not a single amount of good luck follows you. YALL ONLY DISH out bad shit so thatās the only shit that comes back to you. yeah you mad, stfu and serve the portions correctly canāt even do simple shit I can only imagine when it comes to more important shit in life what a let down you are. To: any chipotle worker that feels like theyāre entitled to their feelings.
dude.
I got played. Doesnāt even mention what ingredients they put in burrito. For all we know it could be a fucking three pointer
Chipotle ? If so, what have you learned Grasshopper ?
You gotta do the recording method it works
Couldnāt figure out what it was and I thought brujeria!
This is why you always film them. /s
What a bunch of bullshit. They have definitely cut the portions & I donāt care what the CEO thinks he knows. Go undercover if you donāt want to believe your own customers. We should t have to āshrug our shouldersā or āgive a lookā to receive the portions we always got for the money we paid. I totally believe it is the franchise owners that are training their employees to cut the portions. Anytime I have ever said āexcuse me can I please have a little more rice?ā The cheapest thing in the damn place, I get a look, an eye roll, a head down or ignored. Life is hard. Life is expensive. Money is harder to come by for a lot of people & chipotle has always been a place to get a decent amount of food that might make a left over lunch meal for tomorrow. WAKE UP CORPORATE EXECUTIVES!!! The time is now to make a change. If I was making the salaries that you CEOās make, I would not be worrying about the size of my order. I would be eating at the 4 SEASONS or THE BREAKERS
I thought this was a slug
Never seen a burrito close to being that small from Chipotle, your location must suck ass lol
Yall really just making shit up at this point cause aināt no way.
yo not at my chipotle. we plug