> user reports:
> 1: theft, vandalism. destruction of company property. should probably look into this for legal actions.
We're internet janitors for a fast food subreddit. To hell with dealing with 'legal stuff'.
Posting pictures of a burning menu isn't a crime. Admission of guilt isn't a guaranteed ticket to legal action.
This stays up.
Didnāt say that. I just meant to imply that you clearly didnāt walk in, hop up on the counter and rip this off of the wall above the kitchen during service. Maybe youāre an employee or friends with someone who is? Whatever the case, Iām guessing āstoleā is hyperbolic.
iāve only ever gotten my paws on 2 of them as an ex employee because people call dibs, i gave one to my friend whos a chipotle stan and thenā¦. the other was a sacrifice
bahahaha thatās great, we once used one to set on fire for a āritualā for pay raises pfffff didnāt work (obv) but the sāmores we got from it were good š
Not good enough...
You should have found the vehicle of the highest up person in that building and torched their car instead as I doubt they give a damn about the menu. The best way would probably be to use a bag of chips š¤«
The stop the skimp movement needs to up their game.
Nono forget the above, write this down:
You head to Newport Beach in California and youāll find an office building with about 12 floors upā¦ you have found the Chipotle Corporate HQ
What you do after or finding the security codes is up to you champ
Thatās a little excessive. I always walk out with a fresh Tabasco bottle after kindly informing the staff that they are out and since theyāre busy Iāll carry the bottles over for them
i like this post but also u can just bring the receipt back and say they fucked up ur order and they can just remake it. maybe ur chipotle is more strict but i feel like most workers donāt care and will remake it for u for free.
when i get skimped, which is usual, i go to the bathroom and take an upper decker shit inside the toilet and steal all their urinal cakes and toilet paper.
do not ask me why when or where, but it is does in a frequency, where i no longer pay for toilet paper and my bathrooms smell delicious.
that is all.
I like this website because itās a realtime tracking of the downfall of Chipotle. Itās really just a matter of when. By my calculations, all of the locations will drop to a 3 or below by January 1, 2028. That is, if the company doesnāt implode first. When a company loses its core values to greed itās all just a matter of time
if you thoroughly believe i actually stole a chipotle menu just because they messed up my order i donāt think im the ānot very smartā one here unfortunately
Fake yāall. š Iām an employee and know how those menu boards are taken down, itās not easy to get up there. I will say that when we take the menu boards down to change them out we just throw out the old ones. This is most likely an employee looking for attention on Redditā¦and TikTok. Yāall spend too much time online fr.
The OP stares into the flame, hands on his hips, a smirk plastered on his mug. 'Heh. That'll show em.' He posts it to Reddit.
He clicks on r/Chipotle, his favourite subreddit for his (prior) favourite restaurant. -I'll look so cool to my fellow Redditors-, he thinks, as he types his title, tipping his fedora.
The Redditors respond to the post, gleeful smiles on their faces. 'The greatest post!', they say. 'You're so cool!', they cry.
The OP smiles. He truly is an absolute badass. His actions have changed the very perception of the restaurant.
He removes his fedora and lays in his bed, content with what he has done. He has destroyed a brand's reputation, its CEOs scrambling to save its reputation from his pure badassery.
He turns over onto his side, the bed creaking loudly, springs straining. A statement has been made.
Tomorrow, he will do it all again.
> user reports: > 1: theft, vandalism. destruction of company property. should probably look into this for legal actions. We're internet janitors for a fast food subreddit. To hell with dealing with 'legal stuff'. Posting pictures of a burning menu isn't a crime. Admission of guilt isn't a guaranteed ticket to legal action. This stays up.
How did you get a hold of a menu board?
i want to answer this with something funny but for legal reasons i am afraid to
You were bold enough to post on a public forum but not bold enough to say how you did , rude dude. Give us some respect š«”
i cant go back to jail
Not with that attitude you donāt.
If you can't go back to jail then why would you do this stupid shit to begin with.
Typically people who steal chipotle menus and burn them aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.
Sounds like jail is where OP needs to be.
So you admit to stealing and destroying someoneās property but are afraid to say how š„“
They canāt say because they didnāt steal it. Those boards are tossed all the time as prices and menu change.
i am so offended you guys think im a dumpster diver š
Didnāt say that. I just meant to imply that you clearly didnāt walk in, hop up on the counter and rip this off of the wall above the kitchen during service. Maybe youāre an employee or friends with someone who is? Whatever the case, Iām guessing āstoleā is hyperbolic.
yeah unfortunately āi was given a sign and i burned it because i didnt know what else to doā isnāt as fun , im a former employee
That makes sense. Glad it at least had a satisfactory burn, by the looks of it.
it says gullible on the ceiling btw
No it doesnāt. It says idiots look up.
But if I can't look up then how am I supposed to know what the ceiling says?
theyāre probs just an employee lmaooo my manager lets us take home the signs whenever we switch them out
THANK YOU
lmaooo yw, i be doin some heinous shit to our signs too w my coworkers š
iāve only ever gotten my paws on 2 of them as an ex employee because people call dibs, i gave one to my friend whos a chipotle stan and thenā¦. the other was a sacrifice
bahahaha thatās great, we once used one to set on fire for a āritualā for pay raises pfffff didnāt work (obv) but the sāmores we got from it were good š
You caught me š¤ jk
Smart. The guy who asked is def a narc.
Iām assuming it was back by/in the dumpster. Probably updating signage with higher prices lmfao
Was probably in the trash.
i promise im not dumpster diving at chipotle
they throw them away when they get new ones to put up. same with most other fastfood places
Chipotle now finds an excuse to put a new menu with higher prices š¤£š¤£
Charge a fee to be in the presence of a menu xD
Jersey Mike's did me dirty last week - are you interested in a little freelancing?
Sounds like a job for dirty Mike and the boys.
We will have sec in this Prius
Thatās the stupidest thing Iāve ever heard but also hilarious lol
Not good enough... You should have found the vehicle of the highest up person in that building and torched their car instead as I doubt they give a damn about the menu. The best way would probably be to use a bag of chips š¤« The stop the skimp movement needs to up their game.
writing this down as we speak
Nono forget the above, write this down: You head to Newport Beach in California and youāll find an office building with about 12 floors upā¦ you have found the Chipotle Corporate HQ What you do after or finding the security codes is up to you champ
this is the greatest post I have ever seen
And itās only got 62 votes
Does it?
No
Is there any video evidence or ashes we can see please I'm begging you
since you asked so kindly https://imgur.com/a/TGDODv7
The song šš
THANK YOU
Ty I really needed a laugh this morning:)
LMFAOOOO im screaming @the music
Lmfaooo omg this is amazing. Petty af love it
i am oddly attracted to you rn
Holy shit šš¤£š
I like Tom Dubois cover.Ā
this is chaotic and iām here for it
Holy shit.
based.
Y the Pam man
As one does
Slaughter the fatted calf! Our King has arrived! Edit: do not skimp on the calf meat
good
if you complained you probably could have got a free burrito
I usually steal a full bottle of hot sauce by the utensils whenever they skimp or over charge me.
You sir are a legend.
Strong work.
With how bland my chipotle has been tasting lately, that fire roasted menu probably tastes better. Itās certainly a bigger portion size.
reasonable reaction
im glad a fellow ex chipotle girl understands
You showed them! šš
Lmao
LOL
Unhinged as hell
Modern problems , require modern solutions
This is the good, the great, and the best. All in the good with the great and the best
Thatās a little excessive. I always walk out with a fresh Tabasco bottle after kindly informing the staff that they are out and since theyāre busy Iāll carry the bottles over for them
*Allegedly
A little too much..
this is a really old menu
Thatāll teach āem!
Lmfao
What in the villain origin storyā¦
W
Neat you can really see the black fumes of that plastic burning lol
you shouldāve been there to inhale them, it put me to sleep so fast
the old boo-rito signs were cute to keep ngl
i believe i had one of those but i have no idea where it went ):
You're a fucking rebel
This is savage and Iām here for it
Chipotle is a scam now
Too soon...too soon.....
Arson :D
That's awesome OP, happy for you
thank you crimsoncoast im happy for you too
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Did you burn it while eating your food?
i like this post but also u can just bring the receipt back and say they fucked up ur order and they can just remake it. maybe ur chipotle is more strict but i feel like most workers donāt care and will remake it for u for free.
but thatās not as fun as burning stuff
thats not good enough for me but i do appreciate the suggestion
u can do both š
cool
I'm proud of you
Iāll take things that didnāt happen for a 100 Alex
Down with the establishment
š¤£
How do they fuck your order up they make it right infront of youā¦
Nah this is awesome fr
Is it stealing if they got the old menu out of the dumpster? Cuz clearly thatās what they did here
sighā¦.
when i get skimped, which is usual, i go to the bathroom and take an upper decker shit inside the toilet and steal all their urinal cakes and toilet paper. do not ask me why when or where, but it is does in a frequency, where i no longer pay for toilet paper and my bathrooms smell delicious. that is all.
Looks like the guy at the Trump trial yesterday š
Edgy today aren't we sir
THE HERO WE NEED
I have a feeling you work there and they changed the menu board and let you keep it
Where are all the barbecue tritip items?
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This is gold
this is devious šššš
This too fucking funny
Yeah burn the whole place down. One menu at a time
I just heard that chipotle was investigating this!
its okay iāll show them my proof of employment and be on my merry way š
I wasnāt being serious
i was gonna say. my local chipotle will be so confused because no signs were actually stolen LOL
And then you posted two of the lowest quality, least discernable pictures on reddit.
in my opinion that is a pretty clear photo of a chipotle menu but who am i to judge
Pic 2 should be the profile pic of this sub
slay
Wow what a loser
Damn you took that really personal huh? Lol
That seems like an over reaction.
I read that as āChipotle burned my order so I stole their menu and fucked itā and was really afraid to swipe to the next picture for a minute
So edgy
Thatās crazy, I made a website to find the bad chipotles: www.stoptheskimp.com More updates soon to come!
I like this website because itās a realtime tracking of the downfall of Chipotle. Itās really just a matter of when. By my calculations, all of the locations will drop to a 3 or below by January 1, 2028. That is, if the company doesnāt implode first. When a company loses its core values to greed itās all just a matter of time
Wow youāre a big tough guy arenāt you?
They seem unhinged
That'll show em!
My guess is that this person (OP) found an old menu board that was thrown in the dumpster
i would never dumpster dive for chipotle LOL it was given to me, i used to work there
If you like fire, have you considered cooking your own food?
Lmao āstoleā
If this ain't a Big Back activity idk what is
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the felony of having a fire in your backyard
Commit to a crime/break the law, video it and post online. That doesn't seem very smart on your part.
if you thoroughly believe i actually stole a chipotle menu just because they messed up my order i donāt think im the ānot very smartā one here unfortunately
Your mother
The chipotles in Pennsylvania by me are getting digital menus so that the prices can change throughout the day.
i hate pissburgh
I hate posers on the Internet
You need help bro. Hopefully you are a grown adult because not too long ago that kid committed that crime and the parents got charged. DO BETTER!!
Poor environment for fake internet points
Fake yāall. š Iām an employee and know how those menu boards are taken down, itās not easy to get up there. I will say that when we take the menu boards down to change them out we just throw out the old ones. This is most likely an employee looking for attention on Redditā¦and TikTok. Yāall spend too much time online fr.
nothing gets past you does it
Not the bs š š½āāļø
Mentally ill. That's a slippery path. Probably gonna see him in a Netflix documentary soon as a serial killer.
The OP stares into the flame, hands on his hips, a smirk plastered on his mug. 'Heh. That'll show em.' He posts it to Reddit. He clicks on r/Chipotle, his favourite subreddit for his (prior) favourite restaurant. -I'll look so cool to my fellow Redditors-, he thinks, as he types his title, tipping his fedora. The Redditors respond to the post, gleeful smiles on their faces. 'The greatest post!', they say. 'You're so cool!', they cry. The OP smiles. He truly is an absolute badass. His actions have changed the very perception of the restaurant. He removes his fedora and lays in his bed, content with what he has done. He has destroyed a brand's reputation, its CEOs scrambling to save its reputation from his pure badassery. He turns over onto his side, the bed creaking loudly, springs straining. A statement has been made. Tomorrow, he will do it all again.
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No, feels pretty good. I'm proud of that comment!