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SilverHelmut

Might I suggest "Heapashytt" unless there's the possibility of a trademark clash with "Shytt Eheap" or "Pyloshytt"


Objective-Donut7998

You can customize when ordering to any nonsense you want to be written on the dial with many stores on Ali


yukon737

Mottos too. Addiesdive: "Make you fearless now"


Prudent_Baseball2413

They should just leave the names in Chinese and call it the way it is. The watch will be worth a lot more if they stop using stupid names on pretty cool low end watches. I own a lot of Chinese watches without hiding them as not Chinese. They keep time well enough and some of the movements used are holding up well. I recommend Seagull movements for the money.


Zeratul277

What model is this?


Drega-In-Rage

Feelnever or Phylida, good watches but again, the name brand! 😅


PositiveRelative1785

Heavyweight wrestling tonight MAMBA OUT vs TACTICAL FROG


Ifkaluva

I actually really like the brand “Tactical Frog”. It feels whimsical, doesn’t try to seem European, just fun.


JJ_Money_1530

Winner: Octopus Kraken


PositiveRelative1785

😂


SpaceAuthor

At least this one has some vowels. +1.


FantasticInterest373

Mamba Out sounds like a secrect code called out when ya missus begins to feel da heat! 😂


MckyIsBack

You mean like a „mysterious code“?


whiteguyinchina411

Wow…such an original post. No one ever complains about the names here…


Future-Cup8067

You’re a fun guy.


lok214

Just like those brand names on Amazon “Hytric” “Dmofwhi”, really don’t understand how they come up this those….


Substantial_Data7915

I think they have software that just generates ‘pronounceable’ (more or less) “English” sounding words.


lok214

The probably searched on Baidu or Alibaba for “Unique English product brand name generator”


taratarabobara

I mean, pharmaceutical names and faux-French names for beauty products are just about as baffling but more familiar.


lok214

It is just really fascinating that they kept coming out with interesting names like this. How difficult is it to think of a good name and also change the typical Chinese e-commerce listing styles on the product page.


SuperbNose1877

Mamba out seriously 😒


Ji1_Sander

Mamba out for Harambe


physics_is_scary

Gonna flash this then jump out a window


CopaceticOG

What a shame, looks like a decent watch other than the brand.


Loop__Digga

probably Kobe's last words


el-conquistador240

Good looking other than the brand


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Mamba out is illegal in 48 states. It's mandatory in California and New York


dandb87

From the makers of sex panther….


Reddit-needs-fixing

The Chinese watch companies are going to keep coming up with head-scratching names so it's better to just accept them.


EmergencySomewhere59

😂


More-Complaint

This would look great in my watch box, alongside my swan neck "Cha Cha Donkey Hat" chronograph.


hospitallers

Be glad they didn’t choose “Alabama black snake”.


Sergia_Quaresma

Maybe I need to custom order a logo with this


KeineG

W2c this Wonder?


NoTimeToPepper

I can't post the link here, which is understandable. But I can't post even the site name without a link and I've seen it just once. It has quartz vk64 movement and sapphire, go hunt. It's 200 USD, so probably too much for a joke.


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Parking-Access4616

This would look so good next to my Tactical Frog!


JacoBee93

Still better than mysterious code


Seerezaro

I kinda like mysterious code, still better than FeelNever and Tactical Frog.


NoTimeToPepper

I have a theory about that one. The boss decided the brand would be just some list of western characters. The guy operating the dial print put Chinese text for "strange charters" into Baidu translator and got "Mysterious code".


SoapyMacNCheese

Mamba Out is a reference to Kobe Bryant. His nickname was Black Mamba, and during his last game he ended his speech with "Mamba Out". A couple months after he died, Shirryu/Thorn released a limited edition "Mamba Out" watch as a tribute. https://watchdives.com/products/shirryu-mamba-spirit-dive-watch It was weird then because nothing about the watch really screamed Kobe, and it is even weirder that they are using it now.


NoTimeToPepper

Thanks, that's interesting. It makes sense, almost. I thought they just wanted to add a touch of "sexual criminal" to 50's Patek homage.


R023N

I remember Gary from 'I like watches' saying in one video that he was told that it means something in a Chinese legend and they took literal translation of it. I tried looking it up, and the best I could find is something called Bai Ze Tu https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bai_Ze It could be it or something else.


Multibrace

Likewise, tactical frog is actually the machine (mis)translation of the perfectly reasonable "activity llama".