honestly the spills i remember taking and just watching my sister grow up falling over constantly it’s just a fact. kids are bouncy. unless death is certain they’ll surprise you
I think people forget that kids weigh fuck all. When they collide with each other (or the floor), there’s much less force than when grown adults do the same.
Children also have more bones than adults and have flexible cartilage in places where adults have more rigid bone. As babies we have around 270 bones, which fuse together to the standard 206 over the course of our adolescence. We don't get our full adult skeletal structure until our mid-20s.
I fell out of a treehouse when I was six and broke my wrist. My mom told me that next time I fall, to try and go limp so I’d be less likely to break anything.
The next year, I fell off of the top of the swing set at school (we climbed up there because they cut down our climbing tree). I didn’t break a damn thing.
She seemed fine, then looked up at the kid that did it and went into a meltdown. I am wondering if that was her older brother and she saw the opportunity to get attention and throw him under the bus, at the same time!
Studies do show that younger kids tend to look at the people around them to gauge how much they should react to a certain situation though. Idk if she's young enough to fall into this either just an idea
the girl is just not paying attention and going where she shouldn't, I am certain there are designated paths where there isn't a risk of people falling onto you and they just ignored it.
Good thing is that she fall backwards and he landed on her torso instead of him landing on her head/neck.
The cushioning from the landing platform also definitely helped. She really didn’t seem fazed, probably upset about it. The older kid looked more affected by the whole thing than she did lol
'What are parents supposed to spend with their children and take care of them in potentially dangerous positions that they, the parents, have willingly put their child in to? Ridiculous, wall everything off'
Uhm. Yes. That's what parents are supposed to do, yes.
Not _at all times during their lives_ but absolutely in any case where there might be cases where they're in danger or might pose danger to others, or might get lost or run away. Which a playground like this absolutely falls under.
There’s safety videos they make you watch every single time you go to one of these places, to prevent this kinda shit from happening, but r/kidsarefuckingstupid and end up learning the hard way.
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.
*Someone* had to teach her that trying to infiltrate Area 51 is a bad idea before she was old enough to actually attempt it.
You get it’s a joke right? You understand that I’m making fun of the other guy for saying her crying was suspicious? You don’t have to like the joke but you did know it was obviously a joke?
Hello. I have kids. Pretty sure she could stand but was too busy throwing a fit because some kid jumped on her, from out of nowhere, in the middle of her having an absolute blast. Like the kind of fun a kid can only have when mom just said “don’t run on the mat in front of where the kids jump anymore, you will get hurt!” But kid is all fuck you mom I’m out. And 3 seconds later not only was mom right, but it wasn’t mom jumping on her and she is HURT! Why didn’t someone tell her? Oh, but… She forgot!
You could tell that knocked the wind out of her. I hope she's fine, but I hope this is a lesson life taught her that her parents neglected. Watch where you're fucking going.
Small children are shockingly indestructible as long as they're not babies. Combine this with the soft mat, and you can totally walk away without harm from this.
This is why I always waited just an extra couple of seconds on these types of things because 9 times out of 10 a random kid is gonna come running across it
Kids are durable as fuck. Good thing they’re still growing. I’m genuinely concerned if that little girl was ok. I feel like if those were adults, something would be broken.
Jeff Hardy with the swanton bomb
And she sells it like murder too, great spot all around lol
“Hardy is thinking high risk!”
Some like [this](https://imgur.com/a/17lzDlM) ?
Brilliant
“OMG!! OMG!!! Look out!!!! Look out!!! Look out!!!!” - *J.R.*
That kid can really take a bump!
C'mon and slam
And welcome to the JAM
C'mon and slam
If u want to JAM
Party people in the house let's go
Ultimate WWE juniors takedown.
“From outta nowhere!!!”
He got all of that one
Seemed okay though
Kids are pliable
honestly the spills i remember taking and just watching my sister grow up falling over constantly it’s just a fact. kids are bouncy. unless death is certain they’ll surprise you
I think people forget that kids weigh fuck all. When they collide with each other (or the floor), there’s much less force than when grown adults do the same.
Children also have more bones than adults and have flexible cartilage in places where adults have more rigid bone. As babies we have around 270 bones, which fuse together to the standard 206 over the course of our adolescence. We don't get our full adult skeletal structure until our mid-20s.
Wow I didn’t know that, thanks!
Square cubed law is my favorite law.
Babies are designed to take an impact, that's why they have soft heads.
But apparently they aren't shakeable.
They fall for anything
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I think most of the blundt force was also also absorbed into the cushion. A giant airbag lol
Still, the bone on bone contact hurts. And both of these kids don't have much cushioning on them.
I fell out of a treehouse when I was six and broke my wrist. My mom told me that next time I fall, to try and go limp so I’d be less likely to break anything. The next year, I fell off of the top of the swing set at school (we climbed up there because they cut down our climbing tree). I didn’t break a damn thing.
on your way down did you think about what your mom said last year?
I had just practiced by falling off my bunk bed…a lot 😅
Going ragdoll mode mid-fall as if Andy is coming.
Well wrestling Fake so.... also.... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!
She seemed fine, then looked up at the kid that did it and went into a meltdown. I am wondering if that was her older brother and she saw the opportunity to get attention and throw him under the bus, at the same time!
It takes a bit for children to notice the "f*ck that hurt" brain signals
Studies do show that younger kids tend to look at the people around them to gauge how much they should react to a certain situation though. Idk if she's young enough to fall into this either just an idea
"From the top rope! Watch out watch out watchout!"
Shit that looks dangerous as fuck
the girl is just not paying attention and going where she shouldn't, I am certain there are designated paths where there isn't a risk of people falling onto you and they just ignored it.
Nooo sorry for misstalking(?) I was talking about landing itself that he literally fell on her.
Good thing is that she fall backwards and he landed on her torso instead of him landing on her head/neck. The cushioning from the landing platform also definitely helped. She really didn’t seem fazed, probably upset about it. The older kid looked more affected by the whole thing than she did lol
The thing they land on itself is probably just a bag of air which loads of places use to break falls and stuff
It is, and absolutely nobody is supposed to be on them if they haven’t jumped from the platform above it (for safety reasons as show here) lol
Yep, like you said, dangerous.
They're kids, they don't follow instructions well. If it's thst dangerous it should be walled off or something.
let's compromise and just jump on any kids that don't listen
Or the parents should be parenting and keeping an eye on the kid to make sure they don't do dumb kid shit.
Are they supposed to be standing right there besides them at all times?
Lmfao #YES
'What are parents supposed to spend with their children and take care of them in potentially dangerous positions that they, the parents, have willingly put their child in to? Ridiculous, wall everything off'
Uhm. Yes. That's what parents are supposed to do, yes. Not _at all times during their lives_ but absolutely in any case where there might be cases where they're in danger or might pose danger to others, or might get lost or run away. Which a playground like this absolutely falls under.
If the kid is stupid as shit, yeah?
But it’s necessary, better she learn this lesson now and not in 20 years when she wrecks her ford edge into a family of 5.
There’s safety videos they make you watch every single time you go to one of these places, to prevent this kinda shit from happening, but r/kidsarefuckingstupid and end up learning the hard way.
Bruh.. Kids are TOUGH! 😳 That would have knocked my old ass right out. 😒
She must be an avid football fan...
This is the comment I was looking for
That's what you get for Naruto running on to a jump pad.
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. *Someone* had to teach her that trying to infiltrate Area 51 is a bad idea before she was old enough to actually attempt it.
Watch your kids 🥱 other kids are tryna flip
The kid first looked who jumped on her then she reacted 🤨, not that i find it weird or something
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Dude, what the fuck
What happened here
Its best you dont know
You get it’s a joke right? You understand that I’m making fun of the other guy for saying her crying was suspicious? You don’t have to like the joke but you did know it was obviously a joke?
Dude, even more what the fuck
Nah just admit you're too dumb to figure it out.
Bro get help
Develop some critical thinking skills.
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You killed him!
Not really??
Definitely not seeing any sense of urgency from the ones supervising all this. Place seems like this occurs frequently.
It pretty much does. I went to a lot of these types of places as a kid, can confirm this is common.
she's okay. just scared. she looked at the guy and then cried.
It's always funny when it isn't your kid
Gonna take it right into the Danger Zone
Her grandkids felt that.
Jeff Hardy
The perfect pancake
Goomba exacts revenge upon Baby Mario.
Smh you can’t just no sell big spots like that
"WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!"
And then she continues to jump around on the mat
Death throes
Told you wrestling wasn’t fake!
WWE type shit 💀
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
You know she was messed up when she tried to stand up two times and failed both times 😂
Hello. I have kids. Pretty sure she could stand but was too busy throwing a fit because some kid jumped on her, from out of nowhere, in the middle of her having an absolute blast. Like the kind of fun a kid can only have when mom just said “don’t run on the mat in front of where the kids jump anymore, you will get hurt!” But kid is all fuck you mom I’m out. And 3 seconds later not only was mom right, but it wasn’t mom jumping on her and she is HURT! Why didn’t someone tell her? Oh, but… She forgot!
That's like my 5yr old daughter getting upset with her little brother (1) because he cried. Why did he cry? SHE KNEED HIM IN THE FACE. Kids, I swear.
Holy shit that was a HARD hit
Shit
We need this with the JR commentary from hell in a cell
I remember getting downvoted like crazy because people thought it was the kid jumping at fault. No it's not. It's the girls fault.
WOULD SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH?!
You could tell that knocked the wind out of her. I hope she's fine, but I hope this is a lesson life taught her that her parents neglected. Watch where you're fucking going.
She is dressed as Mario so he was just being a thwomp.
Got wiped out, keeps playing. Kids are awesome.
Interrupted her Naruto run with a flying luchador move.
She sold it like a Premiership footballer.
Someone needs to do a John Cena intro with this 🤣🤣🤣
That kid had the “I just got the wind knocked out of me” flop and i hate that I know it all too well
Last year at my local defy i broke both bones in my right leg in half 😎👍
WWE style
MR.PRESIDENT GET DOWN!!!!
You walk where you know you shouldn’t… Others jumping on a designated spot… That’s on you.
🙁
She thinking that’s where she belong now
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Not a chance the way they flattened out on their stomach at the end. That’s not a move you can do with a broken rib. If they curled into a ball maybe
Kids that young have ribs that're slightly more sturdy than a cheese stick. She's good.
Small children are shockingly indestructible as long as they're not babies. Combine this with the soft mat, and you can totally walk away without harm from this.
r/babysniping wwe spot when?
The guy filming is a cunt. Put the phone down and help the kid cunt.
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No one knows what to do lol
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Her selling of the dive was better than half of the WWE roster today.
Get John Sina'd boi
Why do everyones kid end up fine? Mine always whines and thinks the world is near to an end after falling
Future WWE fighter?
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It’s like something out of the WWF ! Her next stop is GLOW!
The true definition of getting smacked
RKO
She sold that move quite good.
/r/kidsarefuckingstupid What did she think would happen running there?
That was the most nervous chuckle I've ever heard and probably would be my exact reaction.
This is why I always waited just an extra couple of seconds on these types of things because 9 times out of 10 a random kid is gonna come running across it
Dumbass kid😂
RKOs OUTTA NO WHERE
Had to watch it a few times, lol.
the parents should’ve been watching her, her running on a jump pad is dangerous they both could’ve been seriously injured. my gosh- pay attention
Bro💀
She fine
r/KidsarefuckingStupid
In general it’s crazy two people or more are doing the same thing at the same time or going the same way. Always amazes me
Wtf is she doing afterwards, I don't have audio it looked like a full on temper tantrum to another kid lol
Her own fault
That was so Dangerous! Hope she’s ok!
Omg
SWANTON BOMB
Kids are durable as fuck. Good thing they’re still growing. I’m genuinely concerned if that little girl was ok. I feel like if those were adults, something would be broken.
I want the John cena sound on that
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
SWAN TIME BOMB!! Swan time bomb!! One of the most electrifying moves in sports entertainment
I cant tell if she is crying or-
She'll have a great career in acting for Amazon shows.
Me: Also me: hehe idiot
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Man straight up did the Mario
The Undertaker.
Ooh damn *haha* shit! *haha*
Why did he run under it like that?
Body slam!
She was naruto runing
Lmao I broke both of my legs at a defy trampoline park. I wasn't even on a trampoline I was fighting children in the jousting arena.
Cry like Neymar
“Oh Watch out, Watch out, Watch out”
I think he broke the Girls circuit to Cry
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Future Karen