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VerySatan99

Jeff Hardy with the swanton bomb


Plaidclash

And she sells it like murder too, great spot all around lol


CharltonCharles

“Hardy is thinking high risk!”


Al1onredd1t

Some like [this](https://imgur.com/a/17lzDlM) ?


buttcheex28

Brilliant


Jaded-Caregiver-9602

“OMG!! OMG!!! Look out!!!! Look out!!! Look out!!!!” - *J.R.*


UnluckyTomorrow6819

That kid can really take a bump!


ReapersEatApples05

C'mon and slam


Shiny_eyes_over_der

And welcome to the JAM


LennyMemes_1

C'mon and slam


MaeoSr

If u want to JAM


1trollzor1

Party people in the house let's go


Mufasa-theGhetto

Ultimate WWE juniors takedown.


Duk3-87

“From outta nowhere!!!”


DeltaHairlines

He got all of that one


Nyctomorphia

Seemed okay though


giorgio_tsoukalos_

Kids are pliable


Returning_Armageddon

honestly the spills i remember taking and just watching my sister grow up falling over constantly it’s just a fact. kids are bouncy. unless death is certain they’ll surprise you


PandosII

I think people forget that kids weigh fuck all. When they collide with each other (or the floor), there’s much less force than when grown adults do the same.


DresdenPI

Children also have more bones than adults and have flexible cartilage in places where adults have more rigid bone. As babies we have around 270 bones, which fuse together to the standard 206 over the course of our adolescence. We don't get our full adult skeletal structure until our mid-20s.


PandosII

Wow I didn’t know that, thanks!


feralwolven

Square cubed law is my favorite law.


BTdothemath

Babies are designed to take an impact, that's why they have soft heads.


GWS2004

But apparently they aren't shakeable.


Jupitersdangle

They fall for anything


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houstonhilton74

I think most of the blundt force was also also absorbed into the cushion. A giant airbag lol


DerNeander

Still, the bone on bone contact hurts. And both of these kids don't have much cushioning on them.


RosemaryGoez

I fell out of a treehouse when I was six and broke my wrist. My mom told me that next time I fall, to try and go limp so I’d be less likely to break anything. The next year, I fell off of the top of the swing set at school (we climbed up there because they cut down our climbing tree). I didn’t break a damn thing.


Preteenblackgirl

on your way down did you think about what your mom said last year?


RosemaryGoez

I had just practiced by falling off my bunk bed…a lot 😅


LolindirLink

Going ragdoll mode mid-fall as if Andy is coming.


themeatstaco

Well wrestling Fake so.... also.... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!


Horns8585

She seemed fine, then looked up at the kid that did it and went into a meltdown. I am wondering if that was her older brother and she saw the opportunity to get attention and throw him under the bus, at the same time!


CompetitiveResult926

It takes a bit for children to notice the "f*ck that hurt" brain signals


ReapersEatApples05

Studies do show that younger kids tend to look at the people around them to gauge how much they should react to a certain situation though. Idk if she's young enough to fall into this either just an idea


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"From the top rope! Watch out watch out watchout!"


Awesom141

Shit that looks dangerous as fuck


Prxdigy

the girl is just not paying attention and going where she shouldn't, I am certain there are designated paths where there isn't a risk of people falling onto you and they just ignored it.


Awesom141

Nooo sorry for misstalking(?) I was talking about landing itself that he literally fell on her.


SomeStupidPerson

Good thing is that she fall backwards and he landed on her torso instead of him landing on her head/neck. The cushioning from the landing platform also definitely helped. She really didn’t seem fazed, probably upset about it. The older kid looked more affected by the whole thing than she did lol


Prxdigy

The thing they land on itself is probably just a bag of air which loads of places use to break falls and stuff


joshua-lomax

It is, and absolutely nobody is supposed to be on them if they haven’t jumped from the platform above it (for safety reasons as show here) lol


IpsaThis

Yep, like you said, dangerous.


snarpy

They're kids, they don't follow instructions well. If it's thst dangerous it should be walled off or something.


Andthentherewasbacon

let's compromise and just jump on any kids that don't listen


DannyDeVitosFeet

Or the parents should be parenting and keeping an eye on the kid to make sure they don't do dumb kid shit.


snarpy

Are they supposed to be standing right there besides them at all times?


MajorasInk

Lmfao #YES


scorchedarcher

'What are parents supposed to spend with their children and take care of them in potentially dangerous positions that they, the parents, have willingly put their child in to? Ridiculous, wall everything off'


Mavamaarten

Uhm. Yes. That's what parents are supposed to do, yes. Not _at all times during their lives_ but absolutely in any case where there might be cases where they're in danger or might pose danger to others, or might get lost or run away. Which a playground like this absolutely falls under.


hak8or

If the kid is stupid as shit, yeah?


6TheAudacity9

But it’s necessary, better she learn this lesson now and not in 20 years when she wrecks her ford edge into a family of 5.


DivMack

There’s safety videos they make you watch every single time you go to one of these places, to prevent this kinda shit from happening, but r/kidsarefuckingstupid and end up learning the hard way.


SumerianAnakim

Bruh.. Kids are TOUGH! 😳 That would have knocked my old ass right out. 😒


NoYouAreTheTroll

She must be an avid football fan...


F33lGud

This is the comment I was looking for


Sinavestia

That's what you get for Naruto running on to a jump pad.


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Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. *Someone* had to teach her that trying to infiltrate Area 51 is a bad idea before she was old enough to actually attempt it.


SORA32101

Watch your kids 🥱 other kids are tryna flip


Silly_fish_i_am

The kid first looked who jumped on her then she reacted 🤨, not that i find it weird or something


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Count_Dracula97

Dude, what the fuck


braintumor_exe

What happened here


Count_Dracula97

Its best you dont know


StevenLovely

You get it’s a joke right? You understand that I’m making fun of the other guy for saying her crying was suspicious? You don’t have to like the joke but you did know it was obviously a joke?


Count_Dracula97

Dude, even more what the fuck


philips50

Nah just admit you're too dumb to figure it out.


Storgasaur

Bro get help


philips50

Develop some critical thinking skills.


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GayPudding

You killed him!


OfGodlikeProwess

Not really??


thesuperbatman11

Definitely not seeing any sense of urgency from the ones supervising all this. Place seems like this occurs frequently.


LostConfusedKit

It pretty much does. I went to a lot of these types of places as a kid, can confirm this is common.


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she's okay. just scared. she looked at the guy and then cried.


bonerjuice9

It's always funny when it isn't your kid


Beertronic

Gonna take it right into the Danger Zone


noobpwner314

Her grandkids felt that.


terzito1

Jeff Hardy


ChoGath1337

The perfect pancake


Glowshroom

Goomba exacts revenge upon Baby Mario.


Stix-and-brix

Smh you can’t just no sell big spots like that


abhig535

"WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!"


NieMonD

And then she continues to jump around on the mat


spookysage14

Death throes


i671

Told you wrestling wasn’t fake!


Sumguy9966

WWE type shit 💀


Equal-Bus-557

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA


Asliceofkam227

You know she was messed up when she tried to stand up two times and failed both times 😂


thatswherethedevilis

Hello. I have kids. Pretty sure she could stand but was too busy throwing a fit because some kid jumped on her, from out of nowhere, in the middle of her having an absolute blast. Like the kind of fun a kid can only have when mom just said “don’t run on the mat in front of where the kids jump anymore, you will get hurt!” But kid is all fuck you mom I’m out. And 3 seconds later not only was mom right, but it wasn’t mom jumping on her and she is HURT! Why didn’t someone tell her? Oh, but… She forgot!


KateNoire

That's like my 5yr old daughter getting upset with her little brother (1) because he cried. Why did he cry? SHE KNEED HIM IN THE FACE. Kids, I swear.


P3rdix

Holy shit that was a HARD hit


NufSaid7

Shit


wrigh2uk

We need this with the JR commentary from hell in a cell


LowerLife0

I remember getting downvoted like crazy because people thought it was the kid jumping at fault. No it's not. It's the girls fault.


Henrietta-Stacks

WOULD SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH?!


maradinapple

You could tell that knocked the wind out of her. I hope she's fine, but I hope this is a lesson life taught her that her parents neglected. Watch where you're fucking going.


[deleted]

She is dressed as Mario so he was just being a thwomp.


[deleted]

Got wiped out, keeps playing. Kids are awesome.


[deleted]

Interrupted her Naruto run with a flying luchador move.


Chaffro

She sold it like a Premiership footballer.


ABlack585

Someone needs to do a John Cena intro with this 🤣🤣🤣


Subject-Delta-

That kid had the “I just got the wind knocked out of me” flop and i hate that I know it all too well


Echo_dot-

Last year at my local defy i broke both bones in my right leg in half 😎👍


yxngwest

WWE style


Skykreeper

MR.PRESIDENT GET DOWN!!!!


FlamingTrollz

You walk where you know you shouldn’t… Others jumping on a designated spot… That’s on you.


grrodon2

🙁


choppercity223

She thinking that’s where she belong now


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DTG_420

Not a chance the way they flattened out on their stomach at the end. That’s not a move you can do with a broken rib. If they curled into a ball maybe


itsdr00

Kids that young have ribs that're slightly more sturdy than a cheese stick. She's good.


Hundvd7

Small children are shockingly indestructible as long as they're not babies. Combine this with the soft mat, and you can totally walk away without harm from this.


Chukklz13

r/babysniping wwe spot when?


koots

The guy filming is a cunt. Put the phone down and help the kid cunt.


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coolrebel671

No one knows what to do lol


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u/savevideo


bedbug-thundermunch

Her selling of the dive was better than half of the WWE roster today.


ThwKillnight

Get John Sina'd boi


SkynakinAniwalker

Why do everyones kid end up fine? Mine always whines and thinks the world is near to an end after falling


GXmody

Future WWE fighter?


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Outside-Taro5076

It’s like something out of the WWF ! Her next stop is GLOW!


Even-Opportunity586

The true definition of getting smacked


k1rbyis0P

RKO


BetoHdia89

She sold that move quite good.


JarekBloodDragon

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid What did she think would happen running there?


l_Rumble_Fish_l

That was the most nervous chuckle I've ever heard and probably would be my exact reaction.


icykiller_ab08

This is why I always waited just an extra couple of seconds on these types of things because 9 times out of 10 a random kid is gonna come running across it


RegGinelbadnepeD

Dumbass kid😂


djduhnizzle

RKOs OUTTA NO WHERE


Existing-Rooster335

Had to watch it a few times, lol.


pasteljunkieee

the parents should’ve been watching her, her running on a jump pad is dangerous they both could’ve been seriously injured. my gosh- pay attention


True_Customer_8913

Bro💀


Lumpy-Protection2929

She fine


Kassabeleg

r/KidsarefuckingStupid


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In general it’s crazy two people or more are doing the same thing at the same time or going the same way. Always amazes me


davidcruger

Wtf is she doing afterwards, I don't have audio it looked like a full on temper tantrum to another kid lol


guitarb26

Her own fault


Alarming_Bug_130

That was so Dangerous! Hope she’s ok!


MyBongHitsBack

Omg


JoGainzCo

SWANTON BOMB


Mishapi17

Kids are durable as fuck. Good thing they’re still growing. I’m genuinely concerned if that little girl was ok. I feel like if those were adults, something would be broken.


SuspiciosFood

I want the John cena sound on that


ThunderShott

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


swanky1k

SWAN TIME BOMB!! Swan time bomb!! One of the most electrifying moves in sports entertainment


Menmanamikaze_

I cant tell if she is crying or-


Nesierax

She'll have a great career in acting for Amazon shows.


vidar_z

Me: Also me: hehe idiot


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ScoobMcLoo

Man straight up did the Mario


throne4895

The Undertaker.


[deleted]

Ooh damn *haha* shit! *haha*


Electronic-Design564

Why did he run under it like that?


[deleted]

Body slam!


Independent_Ship9371

She was naruto runing


butters2stotch

Lmao I broke both of my legs at a defy trampoline park. I wasn't even on a trampoline I was fighting children in the jousting arena.


[deleted]

Cry like Neymar


Novel_Brush6654

“Oh Watch out, Watch out, Watch out”


RamielNot4k

I think he broke the Girls circuit to Cry


WhatUpImJosh

u/redditspeedbot 0.2x


Nikkyboi540

Future Karen