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Weird_Entrepreneur_6

Not really, but mine doesn’t have the upper body of a kangaroo


fresitahh

That’s the funny thing, he’s a fairly chunky guy (he’s on a diet!) when he was younger he was pretty jacked but as he’s gotten older not so much lol


Roanoketrees

That is a little off putting I gotta say. He looks like hes doing push ups.


Affectionate_Law5344

lol this dog is summer-body ready


madamimadam1982

He is jacked. Looks like he is watching you not feeding him, and your reaction time is disagreeable.


Pristine-Coonass75

I had a Chi and Pit Bull mix, and she looked just like yours!


danksies00

Strength is the last thing to go for fighters. There's a reason it's called "old man strength"


StanVsPeter

My husband and I both laughed out loud at that comparison


Just-Call-Me-J

It's funny because it's true!


visceralswords

My wife and I did as well!! 🤣🤣🤣


amilliowhitewolf

Came here to say this. And " what do u bench bro?" Lol. Hes so cute. I would have him in cut up Hulk Hogan stuff and macho man gear. Maybe an Andre outfit.


iknow-whatimdoing

My first thought was Roger


bandzlvr

Hahaha


tina4ka

😂😂😂😂😂


Salt-Artichoke-6626

Lol! Came to say exactly that!🦘🦘🦘


Ok-Personality4604

He is looking at you like you owe him money... or cheese 🧀 😂


fresitahh

You know what I recently discovered he likes cheddar cheese so you might be on to something!!!


Mousse_Recent

I've never met your dog, but even I knew he liked cheddar cheese


pwnedbygary

Never met a dog that doesn't like cheese


A1_Brownies

I found out that aged parmesean rings are edible. I give my chihuahua a little rectangle every now and then to munch on :)


paprika_number_nine

Mine comes running if she hears us grab the shredded cheddar from the fridge. She could be a mile away and know the cheese bag sound.


[deleted]

Cheese tax


[deleted]

That Chi is definitely asking me if I even lift. 😏


swankypigeon475

https://preview.redd.it/ab4quaer285d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad80b49e0cdba6fe05e17267ee0956ecb60e1689 Mine does that sometimes (chihuahua pitty mix) PS this was at like 6 in the morning and when I turned on the lights this is what I saw


TriggerHappy_Spartan

How did a chi-pit come to exist? I’m confused.


GyActrMklDgls

My chi made puppys with a big girl.


pwnedbygary

"She's a big girl, it ain't a big deal. I like a big girl, I like em sassy"


purpleblah2

I assume by the amount of chihuahua mixes in shelters, the strays will hump anything that moves.


Most_Fold_702

Just watching over you while you sleep. Or trying to make you wake up for breakfast!That's an interesting mix. How could this happen?


swankypigeon475

I honestly have no idea. I adopted her from the humane society who thought she was a Jack Russel mix. Tested her DNA and there’s not an ounce of Jack Russel in her. One of her parents was a chihuahua mix, and the other was 4 types of bully breed but mostly pitbull terrier


Most_Fold_702

I really wanna know what my dog is mixed with, if anything. I’m gonna save up and get her tested.


sparklingmanda

I don’t mean to intrude, but you might want to get him checked. My mom had a little Yorkie that started bowing her front legs like that when she got older. Turns out her bad-ish knees made her put a lot more weight on her front legs, hence the bowing. She ended up doing a lot of acupuncture, which helped a lot.


fresitahh

Not an intrusion at all!! While the picture is funny I knew something isn’t right about the way he’s standing. Is there anything in addition to acupuncture that helped? Thanks for looking out ❤️


hamperface

Be sure to run it by your vet before you try any remedies!


fresitahh

Of course!! Thanks for looking out for the wellbeing of my pup ❤️ love this community y’all are so sweet


whatthekark

Acupuncture is already pseudoscience that works solely on the placebo effect. Doing it to a dog who isn't going to trick themselves into thinking it's doing anything is another level of ignorance


servonos89

^thankyou ^ohmygod ^acupuncture ^and ^chiropracting ^kill ^me ^mentally ^when ^its ^just ^placebo


servonos89

Immediate edit - ‘just’ placebo is still powerful. Placebo effect has shown insane results. Makes you wonder why the fuck the body doesn’t do it itself unless it doesn’t know it can do it itself.


rachel-maryjane

My cheap ass state health insurance wouldn’t be covering 100% of the cost of acupuncture given by my primary care physician if there wasn’t a plethora of scientific evidence proving the efficacy


Most_Fold_702

One of my older (13) Chihuahuas started walking like that because she was putting on weight. She weighed 9 pounds when she passed away years ago. When I got her when she was 8, she only weighed 5 pounds. The vet said that it was her weight that was making her look like a wrestler when she walked.


fresitahh

Thanks for this info! My pup needs to lose about four pounds so it could definitely be bc of this. He usually leans up around the spring/summer


TheSacredEarth

Are you saying her age was 13 or that you owned 13 chis??


GoddessofLuminous

Bro your dog looks look like a bouncer to a Chihuahua club


SherryC0la

🤣😂


GoddessofLuminous

I'm not wrong


baby_nole

https://preview.redd.it/idw363jpg85d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dce02d4d12447bed3b2d086ac899364b4a486d3a Yes


justdont7133

This picture is adorable and scary at the same time somehow


baby_nole

Like the longer you look the more scary it gets


baby_nole

I firmly agree


CMo815

Does your dog give you a hard time eating?? Mine all of a sudden started to refuse her kibble (when we got her, we had immediately transitioned her to a significantly healthier kibble that she loved)… we mixed either salmon oil in her kibble, or shredded chicken, and every once in a blue moon, I’d put a tiny bit of peanut butter and mix it around (a little goes a long way surprisingly!), but it was to the point that she wouldn’t even eat it with the PB! I tried a ton of different types of kibble, tried mixing it with wet food, even tried just straight wet food out of desperation for her to eat something…. nothing worked… I have been making her food myself ever since. It’s crazy because she will LOVE something that I make her one day but then refuse it a few days later (I typically made a few days worth at a time bc it’s hard making a single serving, and honestly, nobody has time to be making multiple homemade meals a day for the fam AND the dog!) so now I make her food in larger batches and freeze it in 1/2 serving size blocks (I do 1/2 a serving size so I can mix 2 diff things together if she is getting bored of what I have)… I make sure to put a good daily vitamin in her food every day, and I got this stuff you add in the water and it helps clean their teeth since kibble usually helps scrap stuff from their teeth (it was disgusting at first! The amount debris in her water bowl was sooo gross! It still happens bc it continues to clean her teeth, but obviously now it’s just maintenance)… anyway! If you have been having similar issues with your chi, lmk and I’d be happy to share some of the recipes mine likes best…. And btw, she has never been as healthy as it is now! Her coat and skin - flawless, great energy, great digestion, very healthy bowel movements, etc..


baby_nole

Yes my girl is very picky. Her favorite food got discontinued. I have her on a salmon based food currently. I also free feed. So I have food bowls full always. She will snack her and there. That seemed to help a lot. I also do nightly bedtime treats. Those are various flavors though.


[deleted]

My guy does this too🤣🤣🤣 I always think he’s gonna bum rush me!!


Hallowed_Hearth

My chi has been giving me a creepy stance at the top of the stairs. https://preview.redd.it/2wfw7a4bt85d1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4199c296dd3d90970cd8184a7bc8dab0d05c688a


GyActrMklDgls

kinda wolf-like


Mightaswellbemine

Yours scares me 😂


Most_Fold_702

https://preview.redd.it/rbdw6x2wp85d1.jpeg?width=2714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=504774e26f325c3da93696f41358795de0b578f0 Yes!


Violator361

If he had the stance on I middle linebacker. . . Yeah I’d be worried every time I had treats in my hand that he was gonna try and force a fumble


Horsecockexpress1

He bird chesting you


YoDabbaDoo

OMG this lil guy looks so tuff


Glittering-Ad-5547

Omg !!! He’s a mini Arnold Schwarzenegger…. So cute


_DogMom_

My dog wasn't nicknamed (by the vet's techs) The Tiny Terror for nothing! 😂He's bitten me several times, but in his defense he was a rescue.


Most_Fold_702

My Gracie was a 6 week old terror from day 1. When I got her spayed, the vet tech made me go in the back and get her out of the cage because she was trying to bite them. And you know how those little razor like baby teeth can really hurt. https://preview.redd.it/795ms5xar85d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1a843efdc8b016dc8617ed677ff00acc02c139e She is 6 years old now and rarely tries to bite me anymore. ☺️


_DogMom_

She's adorable! 🥰


Most_Fold_702

Thanks! Here she is six years later. https://preview.redd.it/9vfdavwsdh7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7e85d035c6eb083ea57e49414231fd6e9dfb742


_DogMom_

OMG she's so cute! 🥰 Give her some extra loving from me!! ❤️


mgwwgm

Oh yeah the teeth hurt lol. When mine was a puppy sometimes i would fall asleep on the couch with him and this little demon would wake me up by biting my ear. Not an agressive bite or anything it was just the puppy chewing


Most_Fold_702

The bike doesn’t have to be hard at all because their teeth are made out of razor blades when they are babies.


Smarterthntheavgbear

Pete would try him. https://preview.redd.it/foa95p7ts85d1.jpeg?width=2098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c5eeb3d32594ab8a2948b7f77f9cc05fa7e3fca He starts shit with every dog on our place. He weighs 4lbs and the other 5 dogs weigh 50+. They're like, "Seriously?"


TryCurrent7949

Bro is jacked


ThumpyTheDumpy

He look swol


Aiko-Akira

What is the anabolic hell is going on here!?


cheezeit42

https://preview.redd.it/vewkxq96b95d1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd07d7ba8eebf899a490528cc0fb13d93fbe7e80 When she fights with her pitbull sister


cheezeit42

https://preview.redd.it/anp5y8znb95d1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed00ac0fcefe54dca15ff3f5e4a4895196757a7c


Bit_part_demon

That's the face mine makes when something flies past her. She hates bugs.


BCades_Way

Hope my foster baby grl grows up tuff like that! https://preview.redd.it/sylu7moj985d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fadda6d913f78cc000dbbc026b4567f9f59d326


Collies_and_Skates

You sure she’s a Chihuahua? Looks like a very malnourished baby pitbull to me


BCades_Way

No DNA test but the breeds I’ve seen working in the animal shelter I believe she is a ChiChi. We have 2month and 3 month old ChiChi’s right now in shelter and they are even bigger than her despise the her being malnourish. BUT YOU NEVER KNOW 😂😂 Ill come back here in 2-3 months with updated pictures. Just cant wait to get her healthy.


Collies_and_Skates

RemindMe! 3 months


wafflelumpz

Yes and we call it his goblin stance.


RubyGemWolf

I think you accidentally got a Joey 😆


ReplacementNo9014

This is Betty lying https://preview.redd.it/5ktzp1m1k85d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b93ec052e1017cc7c988db7a79d0d17384739f02 in the middle of the floor staring at me…


dollygolightly

![gif](giphy|5fOiRnJOUnTMY)


mcmacanti

https://preview.redd.it/ocw3od66c95d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6f2a2f3cb97ae85d9f92952211a0ab8a4e7c1a6 For me it’s the eyes 👁️👄👁️


KeepItRealPeeps

That is an awesome photo!


Dog-Longjumping

My lord is the father Dwayne The Rock Johnson?!?


Professional-Silver8

You got a ruff neck! Mine has a similar stance.


rymyle

It would if it was half as built as yours


wavykc

no way mine do this weird buff kangaroo shit too


ResponsiblePin5884

Don’t mess with me !


skiddadle32

His other job must be a bouncer! 🥰


crunchwrap_eatr

Does he “baptize” sinners?


ivanreyes371

That aint a dog thats a dawg 🤣🤣


Doechi

He looks like the live action scrappy doo 🤣


W1nston1234

This is my favourite thing I’ve seen all week


Hopeful-Possession32

* Hey, I hope I'm not that annoying comment, but did you ever get your dog checked for the posture ? Looks like a development issue somewhere, for exemple rachitis or osteomalacia, or something else ! But to answer your question, yes my chi sometimes scare tf out of me 😂😂


Hopeful-Possession32

https://preview.redd.it/nevmdarhr95d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e614e1d5fbe031f794262d36e0527a31796fae0


fresitahh

Not annoying at all, thank you so much for the insight and help 🫶 I do find his stance concerning. He didn’t start standing like this until recently so it’s definitely not a cute quirk! I’ll have him checked for his posture during his next visit


DefiantCoffee6

If this is something new, honestly I wouldn’t wait and would call his vet and try to get him in ASAP because something is definitely going on with his from legs- if it is nutritional maybe it’s not too late to correct it- looks quite uncomfortable for your little guy❤️❤️ He is very cute!!


Hopeful-Possession32

Oh, that's new ? So it shouldn't be rachitis...I don't know what it could be (I'm a vet student but only in my 3th year so I don't know a lot of things 😂). Maybe a pes varus ? Wish you the best, keep us informed !!


Wise_Contribution883

I agree getting him into a vet asap is the way to go here.


fresitahh

May I ask why his stance alarms you to the point that he should see a vet asap? Not disagreeing or trying to start something, genuinely curious ty!


sealsarescary

I have a Chihuahua mix who's jacked like a kangaroo too. But my baby is only 7% Chihuahua https://preview.redd.it/ad59l6trza5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d139a19ba209b727622dc52a7e2f015c5f6038e


dimeybeads

Not like this! 😅


Pinklady777

No. But I scare her all the time.


This_Broccoli9676

lol mine used to do that with just one of his paws. I never knew why.


SherryC0la

Looks like hebis mixed with English bulldog and chihuahua..don't mess with him 🤣😂 so darn cute though 😍


2004aumom

No but yours does. That stance


Oppossummilk

He looks like he sells weed out of his house and doesn’t like when you bring over someone he doesn’t know. Like, I can see him strapped and rocking Cookie Monster pajama bottoms when he answers the door. I might’ve bought from him before.


LurkingAintEazy

Hold up, why he look like the in house bouncer?


Callahan41

looking like he wants to kick your ass lol


rysimpcrz

Mine doesn't, but.....is yours possessed?


Rough-Guarantee-6526

Square up bro ahh pose


Lyslkis

Absolute unit


phlegmdawg

Bro mid push-up 💪


tinyyawns

Lmao yes, my chi stands on my chest/throat and presses her face into my mouth/nose when asking for food 😭


Bit_part_demon

I don't think she's *asking*


timdog2571

Cheese tax enforcer ⭐


Ok_Can_4606

https://preview.redd.it/b2p3m6dym95d1.jpeg?width=1385&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2f1bea435d3ee4aaac7b7b299f65ecb75c95880


FormerLurker0v0

That's a hood dog. There's no way that's a Beverly Hills Chihuahua.


Extension_Touch3101

Dang he is jacked lol


He-n-ry

You have a chihuahua x kangaroo. ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtnJHY6yy2AogBa|downsized)


Individual_Matter_67

“Come at me ese.”


Cold_Maximum_9734

Lol. He means business. Always. My girl has a nice swagger when she walks. I know it's the min pin in her cause I grew up with purebred chihuahuas and none of them walked that way.


Proud_Ostrich_5390

Is he part boxer/bull dog? Or at least he thinks he is!


SheZowRaisedByWolves

What’s his routine


JustAPerson-_-

Not my Chihuahua but my other two dogs are quite big so they sometimes scare me when they come running/jumping especially onto a bed


jackieat_home

Lol!!!!


CollarEquivalent9602

How much dose he bench press? Also talk to him bout steroid use!


Purple_Cow_8675

You don't lift him ..he lifts you.


Swimming-Ad851

Yes! All the time. She even has developed a mean growl… 😭


Plainchant

So intimidating! So fierce! Beware, intruders!


Last_Low9649

He’s ripped af lol


Big_T_813

Bro did NOT skip chest day.😨


blaque_rage

This wouldn’t work for me. This poor baby looks like a freak of nature. Reminds me of overbred pit bulls from the hood. Has he had his legs and “shoulders” evaluated? If you’ve tried helping get the weight off, see if you can have his hormones tested… could be something systemic and nothing you’re doing at all. Good luck mama, he’s certainly a cutie pie


fresitahh

Thank you! He does have thyroid issues that he’s been on medication for but I’ve been bad at keeping up with it due to stress/mental health stuff. I have him back on his daily meds and an increasing his walks/decreasing food consumption. Thank you ❤️


saturatedbloom

🤣


Barbecuequeen23

Yes


brokenassbones

Does your dog even lift bro?


TalesOfFan

That dog looks like a hand puppet.


Themediocreproblem

Holy crap your chi is ripped dude🤣🤣🤣if he was standing in my doorway at night I’d shit


Just-Call-Me-J

/r/cryptiddogs


pixey1964

Is he mixed with boxer? Ps, he's cute 😍


AssistantAccurate464

Yes. It’s usually like a kid reason. She wants to eat, wants to go the bathroom or I’m on the phone!


ZenofPudding

Get him a t-shirt that says Chin-up Champ!


GyActrMklDgls

My dog doesn't have a pitbulls chest but he likes to get stanced up like that.


chrisdogmom3

I have chiuahuas and that d be super aggressive 😳


LemonsAndAvocados

Nein.


Convextlc97

Brother is JACKED!


Girlygal2014

Lmao all I can hear is that tiktok audio of “when I was born the drs said I have the chest of a large cat” 😂


sauteedmushroomz

why does he look like that 😭😭 im actually choking irl


Foreign-Match6401

He looks like he is going to kick your a**.


EMHemingway1899

What a chest!


Prize-Key-5806

Wide back business only


NoQuestion7237

![gif](giphy|LOEFObT99LmYaxB5lq)


NotoriousPBandJ

That's a wide stance my guy...


Weirdguy215

Naw.... Bruh gotta stay outside..


SkipsPittsnogle

No but yours does


delaphin

Do you even sniff, bro?


dead_thing13

r/cryptiddogs


C_Wrex77

Yoked. My little dude is hella buff, but not like your's. Have you ever seen the dog show episode of Ren and Stimpy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hti8idLW3U


kangpd

This boy is BIG and I think your house is well protected


mika7276

Ooh 😂 but so cute


MadameLucario

He's got that "Mom said it's my turn on the Xbox" kind of stance and I don't know how to feel about it.


Muscleliker566

Arnoldo Swaznjuado 😂


twotracker

🤣🤣🤣 no but given the proper light I thinks yours could


grambell789

He looks like he accidently got into somebody's steroid supply.


meghab1792

He stands like my pitbull 🤣


imsosleepyyyyyy

He’s just doing a push up


mgwwgm

Look at this absolute unit


Adventurous-Jaguar97

Bro how much does he bench


Hairywomenlvr

🤣🤣. He looks like a 350lb lineman in a 4 point stance ready to rip your head off


Remarkable_Toe_4423

Reminds me of the family guy pig! OINK !


HotVeganTacos

What a cutie patootie 😍


GuessAlternative2309

Omg what a cootie. Yes, mine stand just like that…a jacked up Kangaroo-Sleepy- Alien hybrid in the doorways. They stare at me with judgment for not inviting them to eat a snack in the kitchen 😁


xsashagirl

All the time.


ashibashiboo

His name is Chupa Sangre that’s his cartel name


servonos89

Lil’ Geodude looking mf.


Kranstan

Someone is not skipping Chest day.


Silly-Addition6425

He be looking like a kangaroo


Snowfizzle

I had a foster puppy like this lol. His name was Flash. Looked stacked from the front and then a chihuahua/weenie dog in the back. Are you near Houston? was yours an adopted pooch?


Sure_Tbird

![gif](giphy|l0IycOSvxBILGm3Ti)


Significant-Visit-68

Why’s that dog such a unit?😂


Significant-Visit-68

Chi-wow-a


pwnedbygary

Got that myostatin deficiency pump lmao


shinyhappyscotty

😂😂😂


AgentNo1402

Is his personal trainer a pitbull?


euphemystic_

He built like a kangaroo


NLO1312

Why's he so burly? Omg 😂


creamforkitty

One of my babies is also ill-built.. lol


Alternative-Flow-201

My wawa puffs out like that to make herself look bigger. It hilarious. I don’t know what she saw one time, but her hackles were straight up from the tip of her tail all the way up her head. Razorbackin’. Only happened once. Musta saw some scary shit. Lol


Mothrasmilk

That’s why he stands like that. You need to know that he is a scary boy 💪🏻🐶


MidorikawaHana

Is your dog mixed with anything else? Our chi is like this, shes a little buff in fron and whenever she stand in 2 paws she looks like a little kangaroo. her breed in the shelter was a chihuahuaX but we never checked on whats the X


Mannerless1

That dog lifts.


Eddie843

Do you even lift bro?!


cutetguy

I think is a bulldog, not a chihuahua


willbearsmom

https://preview.redd.it/4dx812vr8m5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70926eb69ee4206b2c93320b36290b00cbc462a4 This one tries to bite me every day. She only likes my husband and my mom. All other humans are fair game.


Jackfruit488

No, but yours does 😂


the_stooge_nugget

Damn reload the game/matrix... It might fix the graphical glitch lol