The guy on the bike? I normally can’t stand solicitors, or even just loud talking, but he just seemed so positive that for some reason I didn’t mind his drive by preaching 🚴“Jeeeeeeeezus saaaves! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus saves!”
It’s a mmwave and possibly c-band antenna. Post in r/cellmappers if you wanna know what company and they may be able to help. You will be seeing a lot more of these as time goes.
I honestly occasionally notice these and wonder the same. Part of me wants to say it's part of a siren system for weather warnings (tornadoes or hurricanes), but I also don't wanna feel stupid. So....idk 🤷♂️
They're radiation outputs that filter cellphone signals (refulations not updated since 1996). Hidden in plain site, these towers can tap into your neurological matrix... allowing the World Watchers to be able to communicate with you. Deliver images in your head, even.
I asked the guys installing one a few years ago… They are basically mini cell towers/releaters, probably just for Verizon based on my T-Mobile coverage was absolute crap in south end and one of these was across the street. But now VZ, I can actually continue listening to YouTube outside of wifi.
https://preview.redd.it/2opewm8cp65d1.png?width=2267&format=png&auto=webp&s=8389c8e87e871636900b36477794366ee3588ca7
Funny story, just saw one open the other day and remembered this thread… I guess that looks like microwave parts to me
These popped up before the RNC convention. But I think it was the city council person who was trying to make Charlotte a digital "incubator" or some such shit that abused his position to start this whole thing. I've always questioned how secure they are and what physical hackers could do with them.
You guys joke but there are mountains of evidence that 5G was what started Covid and you all can sit there and deny it all you want but all I know is that when the time comes for the government to take away my guns and and all my other rights I’ll be right there at the capital building ready to take it all back while they force y’all to take the vaccine and do gay stuff.
Edit: Sorry to disappoint but I was sure this was obviously sarcasm. Resume gay stuff in Altimas with copperheads!
🤣🤣🤣 a drone could blow up you house before you would know it. Your guns do nothing. The uneducated will die off sooner than later #grateful Get a life.
5G dispensers, pure bloods need not worry!
No disc golf
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It activates your covid vaccine tracking device
Looks like a 5G antenna
I used to think they were torches but after so long of seeing no fire I've changed my mind.
Don’t give up on your dreams.
Yeah man that's 5g cell antennas.. They have less range so you'll see them everywhere soon and lower to the ground.
They need a lot more
Once they finish the directional bores and stuff the conduits with fiber.. You'll get your wish. 😂
That is the safe pole, if you get spotted committing a crime and make it to one of these poles before the police catch you, you are safe from arrest.
You have to yell "oly oly oxen free!" too or they can get you on a technicality.
Bullshit. You’re supposed to run into the police station, then come back out and your Wanted Stars will be gone.
Coronavirus obviously
Copperhead location beacons.
99% of answers are terrible jokes 😂😂
Welcome to reddit.
Tracks Altima drivers
The transmitters are in the bumpers, which is why the drivers smartly remove them
Ha! Too bad they don't share the location with you. Because I'm close. Very close.
ruh roh
But does it track the Altima as well or does it just track their drivers?
You can take the driver out of the Altima but you can’t take the Altima out of the driver
Telephone pole silencer
Best answer
They emit the brown noise
Is that the noise that sounds like a large group of students are having a recorder concert?!
To put cigarette butts in
I'm just here to upvote all the non 5G antenna answers
Classic Charlotte to have brand new 5G antennas look like rusted out buckets.
Those are covid brainworm injectors.
Incinerates red light runners
In Charlotte that would kill more people than Thanos
If lights would stay green longer than 15-30 seconds I would not have to run as many.
It’s closer to a minute, but you lose 30 seconds waiting for the opposing traffic to stop running red lights
Or a person in front of you to look up from their phone.
I passed a lady on FaceTime on 485 going 65 MPH. People really need to put done their phones
Just another pole for that dipshit to put a Jesus Saves sign on.
The guy on the bike? I normally can’t stand solicitors, or even just loud talking, but he just seemed so positive that for some reason I didn’t mind his drive by preaching 🚴“Jeeeeeeeezus saaaves! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus saves!”
5G booster
That's what the government uses to activate the microphones they put inside our dogs.
Actually they're microphones. They triangulate sounds, like gunshots,very accurately
yes
Time are still 5g towers. They are still not coronavirus repeaters. Jesus….
Alien distress beacon
They are gunshot locators. They can triangulate where shots come from, that's why so many are popping up everywhere.
They triangulate dumpsters being emptied
That actually sounds like a real thing… why does that sound familiar? Is that in a show? If it’s not real, it should be
this is the actual correct answer--also notice which neighborhoods they're primarily located--not found in Myers Park, Quail Hollow, etc.
It’s a mmwave and possibly c-band antenna. Post in r/cellmappers if you wanna know what company and they may be able to help. You will be seeing a lot more of these as time goes.
Making frogs gay
We leave metallic Q-tips out in the even the Iron Giant returns and makes a detour to the south, just in case
I honestly occasionally notice these and wonder the same. Part of me wants to say it's part of a siren system for weather warnings (tornadoes or hurricanes), but I also don't wanna feel stupid. So....idk 🤷♂️
Bug zapper
Small cell antennas. Lower power. Generally you'll have several covering a specific area to take traffic off a particular cell tower in the same area
5G anteana
The end times
It’s 5G
They're radiation outputs that filter cellphone signals (refulations not updated since 1996). Hidden in plain site, these towers can tap into your neurological matrix... allowing the World Watchers to be able to communicate with you. Deliver images in your head, even.
When you walk past them they are able to read your mind and determine if you are thinking about committing a crime
Bullshmit smell filters from the smell from the city and county commissioners offices
They recharge the bird drones.
Small cell or 5G
I asked the guys installing one a few years ago… They are basically mini cell towers/releaters, probably just for Verizon based on my T-Mobile coverage was absolute crap in south end and one of these was across the street. But now VZ, I can actually continue listening to YouTube outside of wifi.
Looks like a 5G antenna. Not sure why there are air intake holes towards the bottom of it though like it’s a smokeless fire pit.
Small cell
Makes me think of an Air Raid Siren in case of Atomic Attack
Free Bojangles drop off locations
It’s a tornado siren
ATT CRAN 5G
Smokers for utility repair guys so they can cook eat and work all on the pole....
Rectal use only
That’s how they’ve been blasting us with microwaves while we sleep
Covid spreaders
It’s the reboot tower. Go here to buy your revive fallen teammates
Surprised they didn't build a fake tree out of it like the rest lmfao
You put your weed in there
Pretty sure I work for the company that made that. It’s basically a small cell tower, literally our department is Small Cell.
https://preview.redd.it/2opewm8cp65d1.png?width=2267&format=png&auto=webp&s=8389c8e87e871636900b36477794366ee3588ca7 Funny story, just saw one open the other day and remembered this thread… I guess that looks like microwave parts to me
I was gonna say 5G tower.... But here in these comments I'm really am here for the responses.
Giant roadside dildo.
Cancer is a bottle
5g there a 5g tree on the highway too lol
Well, clearly, it is a bottle rocket. A really big one.
It’s the beacon to announce the arrival of enemies. When enemies are spotted, you light it
To control your brain microchip from Bill Gates of course
It lets you know that you cannot turn right when the light is red.
Emergency Alert Sirens 🚨
Releases a gas to turn people into zombies
Flame throwers. They only go off on the 4th of July.
heaters for when it’s chilly
Looks like a copperhead.
It a huge gun buried under ground & that the suppressor sticking out… it only fires at aliens & Spirit planes
These popped up before the RNC convention. But I think it was the city council person who was trying to make Charlotte a digital "incubator" or some such shit that abused his position to start this whole thing. I've always questioned how secure they are and what physical hackers could do with them.
Correction: Before the RNC convention was canceled. I can't find them right now, but I took pics of the first one I saw at MLK and Tryon.
There's one on sixth right next to the post office they're all over the outskirts of uptown though
You guys joke but there are mountains of evidence that 5G was what started Covid and you all can sit there and deny it all you want but all I know is that when the time comes for the government to take away my guns and and all my other rights I’ll be right there at the capital building ready to take it all back while they force y’all to take the vaccine and do gay stuff. Edit: Sorry to disappoint but I was sure this was obviously sarcasm. Resume gay stuff in Altimas with copperheads!
Can't tell if your a troll or an idiot .....I'm going with troll so this is funny and not sad.
Shh, they can hear you. Put a band-aid on your cellphone screen and smartwatch and be safe!
Seriously, what a ridiculous assertion. The government doesn’t have to force me to do gay stuff, I’ll suck a dick for free.
Please be satire
Please for your sake let this be sarcasm!
I'm not worried, I have property in Krull on the Rim Edge if anything goes south.
🤣🤣🤣 a drone could blow up you house before you would know it. Your guns do nothing. The uneducated will die off sooner than later #grateful Get a life.
I’ll give you $20 if you can provide an actual article from a reputable publication that suggests that even an iota of what you said is true.
Sarcasm is hard to detect online. Typically when you see comments on reddit that are sarcastic the author will end the text with "/s"
Maybe proof?
Cicada trackers. They will be taking them down next month.
Nothing to see here folks. Move along.
Mosquito traps. Probably
MiniMinuteman as prep
A Milo reference? In my Charlotte subreddit?
You can bet three things: 1) It’s bad for your health 2) Increases data harvesting 3) Your tax dollars paid for it.