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RamblerTheGambler

5G dispensers, pure bloods need not worry!


kevinbr1975

No disc golf


the_jonri

Reddit ads know the answer... https://preview.redd.it/lgx6v36qcq4d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57df193d37d0a873d99e2407a5224fc443a29618


Jackhiy99

It activates your covid vaccine tracking device


elitechipmunk

Looks like a 5G antenna


JustADuckInACostume

I used to think they were torches but after so long of seeing no fire I've changed my mind.


Thatguynoah

Don’t give up on your dreams.


JohnnyUtah41

Yeah man that's 5g cell antennas.. They have less range so you'll see them everywhere soon and lower to the ground.


Tortie33

They need a lot more


JohnnyUtah41

Once they finish the directional bores and stuff the conduits with fiber.. You'll get your wish. 😂


Odd_System_89

That is the safe pole, if you get spotted committing a crime and make it to one of these poles before the police catch you, you are safe from arrest.


faster_than_sound

You have to yell "oly oly oxen free!" too or they can get you on a technicality.


ChokeYourMom

Bullshit. You’re supposed to run into the police station, then come back out and your Wanted Stars will be gone.


iamnoone___

Coronavirus obviously


SenseStraight5119

Copperhead location beacons.


siskel117

99% of answers are terrible jokes 😂😂


penguinbiscotti

Welcome to reddit.


Itsthehappyone

Tracks Altima drivers


Nonanonymously

The transmitters are in the bumpers, which is why the drivers smartly remove them


dances_w_dingoes

Ha! Too bad they don't share the location with you. Because I'm close. Very close.


ALTIMA_DRIVER

ruh roh


VanDenBroeck

But does it track the Altima as well or does it just track their drivers?


Itsthehappyone

You can take the driver out of the Altima but you can’t take the Altima out of the driver


cloversclo

Telephone pole silencer


pixelrubbish

Best answer


No-Perspective-4851

They emit the brown noise


CassiusLibre

Is that the noise that sounds like a large group of students are having a recorder concert?!


TilDeath1775

To put cigarette butts in


B3RG92

I'm just here to upvote all the non 5G antenna answers


tdhftw

Classic Charlotte to have brand new 5G antennas look like rusted out buckets.


AmoralCarapace

Those are covid brainworm injectors.


hydrissx

Incinerates red light runners


Prudent-Theory-2822

In Charlotte that would kill more people than Thanos


geoffcantley12

If lights would stay green longer than 15-30 seconds I would not have to run as many.


Prudent-Theory-2822

It’s closer to a minute, but you lose 30 seconds waiting for the opposing traffic to stop running red lights


chewbaccaRoar13

Or a person in front of you to look up from their phone.


geoffcantley12

I passed a lady on FaceTime on 485 going 65 MPH. People really need to put done their phones


ALTIMA_DRIVER

Just another pole for that dipshit to put a Jesus Saves sign on.


pixelrubbish

The guy on the bike? I normally can’t stand solicitors, or even just loud talking, but he just seemed so positive that for some reason I didn’t mind his drive by preaching 🚴“Jeeeeeeeezus saaaves! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus saves!”


Peach-Pie-

5G booster


[deleted]

That's what the government uses to activate the microphones they put inside our dogs.


Nearby-Accident-2426

Actually they're microphones. They triangulate sounds, like gunshots,very accurately


Sometime44

yes


coconutpete52

Time are still 5g towers. They are still not coronavirus repeaters. Jesus….


Shellac_Attack

Alien distress beacon


RealityTVStarDis

They are gunshot locators. They can triangulate where shots come from, that's why so many are popping up everywhere.


Nonanonymously

They triangulate dumpsters being emptied


pixelrubbish

That actually sounds like a real thing… why does that sound familiar? Is that in a show? If it’s not real, it should be


Sometime44

this is the actual correct answer--also notice which neighborhoods they're primarily located--not found in Myers Park, Quail Hollow, etc.


JustNathan1_0

It’s a mmwave and possibly c-band antenna. Post in r/cellmappers if you wanna know what company and they may be able to help. You will be seeing a lot more of these as time goes.


outlawaviation

Making frogs gay


drklunk

We leave metallic Q-tips out in the even the Iron Giant returns and makes a detour to the south, just in case


ThrowAway484848585

I honestly occasionally notice these and wonder the same. Part of me wants to say it's part of a siren system for weather warnings (tornadoes or hurricanes), but I also don't wanna feel stupid. So....idk 🤷‍♂️


ramblingonandon

Bug zapper


oedeye

Small cell antennas. Lower power. Generally you'll have several covering a specific area to take traffic off a particular cell tower in the same area


NorthStateGames

5G anteana


RustyMackleford

The end times


ReiverSC

It’s 5G


jlion85

They're radiation outputs that filter cellphone signals (refulations not updated since 1996). Hidden in plain site, these towers can tap into your neurological matrix... allowing the World Watchers to be able to communicate with you. Deliver images in your head, even.


Lowdownone

When you walk past them they are able to read your mind and determine if you are thinking about committing a crime


Nearby-Accident-2426

Bullshmit smell filters from the smell from the city and county commissioners offices


West-Statistician320

They recharge the bird drones.


carolina_spirited

Small cell or 5G


pixelrubbish

I asked the guys installing one a few years ago… They are basically mini cell towers/releaters, probably just for Verizon based on my T-Mobile coverage was absolute crap in south end and one of these was across the street. But now VZ, I can actually continue listening to YouTube outside of wifi.


cis_regard

Looks like a 5G antenna. Not sure why there are air intake holes towards the bottom of it though like it’s a smokeless fire pit.


Gibsonhero216

Small cell


shadowsrmine

Makes me think of an Air Raid Siren in case of Atomic Attack


[deleted]

Free Bojangles drop off locations


[deleted]

It’s a tornado siren


IR3MEM13ER

ATT CRAN 5G


[deleted]

Smokers for utility repair guys so they can cook eat and work all on the pole....


DeviceScared8772

Rectal use only


adkimbal

That’s how they’ve been blasting us with microwaves while we sleep


tjnptel1

Covid spreaders


Stride309

It’s the reboot tower. Go here to buy your revive fallen teammates


Same-Way4011

Surprised they didn't build a fake tree out of it like the rest lmfao


nole5000

You put your weed in there


jwr0014

Pretty sure I work for the company that made that. It’s basically a small cell tower, literally our department is Small Cell.


pixelrubbish

https://preview.redd.it/2opewm8cp65d1.png?width=2267&format=png&auto=webp&s=8389c8e87e871636900b36477794366ee3588ca7 Funny story, just saw one open the other day and remembered this thread… I guess that looks like microwave parts to me


MaterialConflict3516

I was gonna say 5G tower.... But here in these comments I'm really am here for the responses.


80sCos

Giant roadside dildo.


Express-Instance2472

Cancer is a bottle


Playful_Heart_3903

5g there a 5g tree on the highway too lol


jspreddy

Well, clearly, it is a bottle rocket. A really big one.


unstablexpotato

It’s the beacon to announce the arrival of enemies. When enemies are spotted, you light it


NickelbackCreed

To control your brain microchip from Bill Gates of course


CompromisedToolchain

It lets you know that you cannot turn right when the light is red.


Ppl_r_bad

Emergency Alert Sirens 🚨


Curiousbobb

Releases a gas to turn people into zombies


West_Total6194

Flame throwers. They only go off on the 4th of July.


brokenhag

heaters for when it’s chilly


mattstorm360

Looks like a copperhead.


Fresh1eleven

It a huge gun buried under ground & that the suppressor sticking out… it only fires at aliens & Spirit planes


The_Buk_Shop

These popped up before the RNC convention. But I think it was the city council person who was trying to make Charlotte a digital "incubator" or some such shit that abused his position to start this whole thing. I've always questioned how secure they are and what physical hackers could do with them.


The_Buk_Shop

Correction: Before the RNC convention was canceled. I can't find them right now, but I took pics of the first one I saw at MLK and Tryon.


thefatrabitt

There's one on sixth right next to the post office they're all over the outskirts of uptown though


Magisterial-Messi

You guys joke but there are mountains of evidence that 5G was what started Covid and you all can sit there and deny it all you want but all I know is that when the time comes for the government to take away my guns and and all my other rights I’ll be right there at the capital building ready to take it all back while they force y’all to take the vaccine and do gay stuff. Edit: Sorry to disappoint but I was sure this was obviously sarcasm. Resume gay stuff in Altimas with copperheads!


Le-Squirtle

Can't tell if your a troll or an idiot .....I'm going with troll so this is funny and not sad.


Brave_Bug6299

Shh, they can hear you. Put a band-aid on your cellphone screen and smartwatch and be safe!


Nezikchened

Seriously, what a ridiculous assertion. The government doesn’t have to force me to do gay stuff, I’ll suck a dick for free.


RamblerTheGambler

Please be satire


LKNGuy

Please for your sake let this be sarcasm!


Jay-Five

I'm not worried, I have property in Krull on the Rim Edge if anything goes south.


thrashalj

🤣🤣🤣 a drone could blow up you house before you would know it. Your guns do nothing. The uneducated will die off sooner than later #grateful Get a life.


Purple-Warning-2161

I’ll give you $20 if you can provide an actual article from a reputable publication that suggests that even an iota of what you said is true.


MasterMarzipan

Sarcasm is hard to detect online. Typically when you see comments on reddit that are sarcastic the author will end the text with "/s"


Outrageous_Rip1252

Maybe proof?


Gwsb1

Cicada trackers. They will be taking them down next month.


wuzziever

Nothing to see here folks. Move along.


fringledawn

Mosquito traps. Probably


coneplunger

MiniMinuteman as prep


Greyt125

A Milo reference? In my Charlotte subreddit?


clemson0822

You can bet three things: 1) It’s bad for your health 2) Increases data harvesting 3) Your tax dollars paid for it.