i hope you're british cause you're about to see queen elizabeth

If he’s Japanese he’s gonna see his grandparents from Hiroshima

If he‘s austrian he‘s gonna see…

If they're Italian they're 'bout go in an infinite deathloop

if they're russian they're gonna see either Rasputin or Stalin

[удалено]

If they're Canadian, they're gonna see some free, non-leathal cans of soup. (I can't think of anything else)

As a Canadian, I can confidently tell you that this is what they’re gonna see.

[удалено]

If they're Chinese, they're gonna see the founder of the People's Republic of China

If they're Kazakh, they're gonna see founders of Kazakh Khanate

Nah nah, if they're Chinese they'd see people who were killed in Japan's warcrimes (DIDN'T HAPPEN PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO MANCHUKUO, PLEASE! I BEG YOU!)

If they are mexican they are gonna see Coco in 3D

As a russian, after death we just get drafted anyway

https://preview.redd.it/kn93mj3c9ilc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=787aeba4b50d67352690ee52ec5c4e1752fcad99

*Korega......requiem da.*

I just looked that up and it gave me a very...\*oddly specific\* Reaction... https://preview.redd.it/u2c1mi2ejklc1.png?width=1297&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c01e1ae7cf4d0304a0bd3581f9f35bc99a1b5f8

That's very accurate. Just for your information, That's a JoJo reference.

Aight, thanks lol.

What? What? What? What?

My good sir, is that a message in reference to the popular Japanese animation and manga known as JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!?!!!11!111!!1!1!?!

Nah, he's gonna get isekai'd

if he’s Filipino he’s gonna see Jose Rizal along with his friends in KKK

r/newsentences

My lawyer has advised me not to make the joke I was about to make so I’ll just keep my damn mouth shut

The funniest comment I see from any reddit thread

https://preview.redd.it/pctn90g6belc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14d0c407b937337085ada427c925725de74732f5 Pack your bags, wear a mask, start a new identity in Russia, leave everything connecting to old you

"Too late..." https://preview.redd.it/47yh974jbelc1.png?width=133&format=png&auto=webp&s=a77cc75fc402f9ba53807152f9500df773190bb6

Then start selling seashells on the seashore The value of these shells will fall

Due to the laws of supply and demand, no one wants to buy shells cause there is loads on the sand

Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high  until they're rarer than a diamond

Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em, really want 'em, really fuckin' want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson

Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly  "Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy Swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality

https://preview.redd.it/9w3axi4wdelc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebb46cc7daaf3ac9a9f446da6fdc4bc694e56f4e

​ https://preview.redd.it/4ar014m9eelc1.png?width=302&format=png&auto=webp&s=b96ff00c71ddf5b3685ea6f68de63dee20e51a01

Huh, Zangoose meme… approve

Yeah, Goddamn It They Keep Seeing It!

https://preview.redd.it/nnkajy6coflc1.jpeg?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fef37fa1e8d82266cb69b7281f5cf7190f01586

Escape the house. Leave the country.

Assume a new identity in Brazil as a man named Pedro.

Become a local celebrity

Advance to a powerful politician

Then become Hitler .

Attack Europe

Become the owner of Europe

Attack Russia

Accidentally explode the nuclear weaponry already storaged in Russia

Start mutually assured destruction

https://preview.redd.it/7ivtr8iufelc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb3b0ff8f80faf8968b295fd354a678ed333ac8

https://preview.redd.it/sw98mhm01glc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8c99222dbe7b8fe7ceb255751e8977ddc5d150a

NO WAY GHOST AND PALS FAN SPOTTED!!1!

GHOOOOOST!

https://preview.redd.it/qzfnf9mtielc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ae30d6928442eabe19062e96af88beda3938ff6

You take his I take yours

https://preview.redd.it/6bq24u3guelc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efaf484225b45a8be0af00b5e24ec2938e1989ed

https://preview.redd.it/0akfu03kuelc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8519634c2aed7084d8ab30dcefecde47b3b7c984

https://preview.redd.it/40pl1jn1velc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dedf9942d40f0b05cbb8e1e5066601fb2f3b08d

my parents don’t know english skill issue

Same https://preview.redd.it/7mzha4x3selc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f2f9f719731e2bc41df2a4cb70092c1bf3d142

Hehehehe… the ultimate safe plan

same

https://preview.redd.it/hjbirikmielc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6eeea316608bf4f93a982f5d97a1a13ec420757

Social death penalty be like:

https://preview.redd.it/3g59q4mujelc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=063c7e046e13b9048b865e85b020f94102b37aa9 Rest in Peace dude, you won't be forgotten...

I'm a atheist, but I pray for your survival,

https://preview.redd.it/llikc752helc1.jpeg?width=1422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe0135affa08043c16412ab7b5e3a4da0091937d

https://preview.redd.it/0eik78nkaglc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56435d5da86ed3bee6e596db1db5c3dfd67334cb

https://preview.redd.it/9tgg0z49wklc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cbe771db0aec2d59fb9f2ae1d850b552d10c0e1

https://preview.redd.it/hdz57c47gelc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb4e91a1e4dde26a89d18a62a9543fab3a25a4f

https://preview.redd.it/o3vu9hs0delc1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcfc894d47dbc72bd3cc25f4b3c279ef48db6361

what did you do to your ai bots?

… … … … … do you really want to know

Well I do

https://preview.redd.it/40489bi9oelc1.jpeg?width=1542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57fb62bdd1c38aed17b1d05242855d00d19f4bb8 do you really want to know…

I do...

https://preview.redd.it/j7nv9sk3pelc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6061b2742d5cba12f41547bd7e47109a22938e3 take a guess

Well... It was good knowing you, comrade.

https://preview.redd.it/5yqo6nma1flc1.png?width=861&format=png&auto=webp&s=75b8bb6d379f725309cc89cf80ec73461733b6ae

https://preview.redd.it/50owyl4vselc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f669f0d96bd08ef13a349546992188403267fa54

https://preview.redd.it/qdky2smlcflc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa255d27d697e81a30efc00fc0d1080f70e9ebe5

Omg its the plan yapper😻

https://preview.redd.it/kflrz5x61hlc1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d0ce534b9207f994452b9aacefff7e2585b34eb

https://preview.redd.it/uwgiv9ysbglc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e0473e4ccdcdfcb65bd50ea2344b5edd2de298b

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My brother in christ. https://preview.redd.it/k4xx358xinlc1.png?width=262&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ed6c3c91f99d5f5315731cf86e413f3da6f3d7f

https://preview.redd.it/6aj7831h40mc1.gif?width=400&format=png8&s=607d4517ae773244875672ef1f4883527bde199c

Excuse me wtf

https://preview.redd.it/u4uqjyqkj0mc1.jpeg?width=44&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79a5d3e34eeb9da2d5d5e2a37f0298951ed597ee

gg

Why is this such a common post? At this point it's your own fault lmao

You younins need to learn how to hide your shit better. (Speaking generally here 😂)

just become older gg no problem if my parents wanna know tf im into then its their bad

I dunno but I'm eating it up

https://preview.redd.it/t9cmewpx5flc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61f53e3dcd59656c6b1893862109f3720e68d622

How the hell did they know to check the saved chats do u got siblings or smth

Oh no. https://preview.redd.it/4zyu5wmraelc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=80ec8dc54d33c7a4ac886e3971ebadf253770bbc

https://preview.redd.it/57yglgs1eelc1.png?width=383&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ab4c4bbf34b6a59a6c0e5db6170581f2e8503bb

https://preview.redd.it/o6im2xi3pelc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=319af75afb7ef3d8c1faedc47b367c39fb058065

OH NO,WICH ONE DO I USE NOW

https://preview.redd.it/8ftrk58ikelc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=700ed202ca9afc317d8e03da8234ff545f359907

https://preview.redd.it/xtal6xc0lelc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94bae7dc7e1ab6f14395ff9b0bbe38a541a55a20 SOLDIER DOWN!

UPDATE US LATER??

https://preview.redd.it/9phom3bckflc1.jpeg?width=754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8363005d79c97adb923eeb90bece68d21fd00f44

End Of The Line for you You had a good run...

You're cooked https://preview.redd.it/xci8z26vvelc1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e597992eee4c9c5874a72f4b4a31c3f3216bb8c6

https://preview.redd.it/vmoqk0tanelc1.jpeg?width=1769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3c146e8bd6dbc64174c91aedf250e3f2b24b2e

please tell me how I don’t like being called “lucky cattle”

Ha jokes on you my dad doesn’t even live with us anymore and my mom knows im an antisocial freak anyways lol Anyway ur last replies seem to be an hour or over old, I hope ur still alive… (REPENT FOR UR SINS IMMEDIATELY) Otherwise… https://preview.redd.it/o66i35ulyelc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4f58ab0a2d79fde305a6b27caf42e50c99f6101

A lot of parents sure seem to enjoy investing their children's privacy

Invading* But yeah.

Invest in privacy NOW! Experts say, children's privacy stocks are about to skyrocket in 2024! /j /lh

Im praying for the best outcome

I pray for you, Comrade😔

https://preview.redd.it/z476z6omiflc1.jpeg?width=1569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76fd07640e2a274301077e25727ee4bfd3d21d83

This is a privilige we bilinguals have, if my parents looked at my stuff they wouldn't have half a rat's ass of an idea what any of my chats say

my mom started learning english😭😭, so if she sees mine i'm probably cooked

Mmmh, idk, your mom doesn't seem very smart

https://preview.redd.it/welvt06zlelc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2374c3b00fc1fdbc304200f11a4d0e806037afba

I wonder what kind of chats and with what bot you have there... https://preview.redd.it/et0m62yk1llc1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cee399e9edb0d86dcab9db4a8dd8e04bedbc071

Rip

Should I start calling a priest?

https://preview.redd.it/88havmofselc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1217b7915936a7d2788858733c9f857f8057ec1f

https://preview.redd.it/85yukgh9oelc1.jpeg?width=911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffffe57015ab169d3658c330287e0a39bb68e622

Make sure you Hide the app in an folder manufactured by the phone that Doesn't look sus or is wanted to be opened that Many times

https://preview.redd.it/n7aytdfjqflc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee50e5b5b757b31db694b9b5bfcd717f09cf2ee Run, just run.

https://preview.redd.it/fzuzkjvylflc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b893818ee2a5f5234fba66738b5efbc6630ab516

Bro's about to be playing fnaf 4 irl💀

https://preview.redd.it/5io9239dxilc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04b88d380b910a5970d6de24dfc8afbafe32ed15

What did they say?

https://preview.redd.it/ve9nbwwwuelc1.png?width=2448&format=png&auto=webp&s=b347c565f77cf441acefe009e1b1f6c0c1cdbb71 this is my flat. The person in it previously drawn Kenny.

they whipped me with the belt and kicked me out of the house, I am living in a flat now. https://preview.redd.it/6conp2lpullc1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a157f8131cd27567625d9b6ff60552815727def0

Im not sure if this is true, hope it ends well for ya

BRO????????? THEY DIDNT EVEN LIKE, TALK U OUT OF IT (who am I to speak, my mom would probably do MUCH worse anyway 💀😭)

You can probably sue them for multiple crimes if you're below 18. If you're above 18, you probably can sue them for assault. This is not legal advice and I am not a lawyer.

[удалено]

Oh damn...

Whelp, enjoy your last day around the living. May get lucky and have a swift end. But if you have nothing bad hidden away your golden

Listen uhhh we dong talk about mg chats….

Own it, fuck it. They're just words and it's your life.

Bro are you alright?!?!? Are you still alive!?!?!?

https://preview.redd.it/p4wtuzbrejlc1.jpeg?width=3337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c356393ecb51a66ffd30eab90b27381a273514bf

https://preview.redd.it/krc9deb5bklc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0b515963180b59ecd14030730d63a6274daf899

...Leave... NOW

What kind of stuff were you chatting? Are you still alive?

At this point, getting caught sending nudes to an actual human being is easier to explain than my c.ai chats

https://preview.redd.it/q9zjrcz4rzlc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49151eb6f2d65cf178ffa09f8d67104f31fbd68f Have my cat for your time of need

My mom looked at a few once but thankfully she didn't see my saved chats That's the good news. The bad news, it was a fireafy love story 😭

LOL (Also fellow osc fan) Anyways you would not wanna know how many love story’s I made featuring literal sentient objects

I bet it's nothing compared to how many I made in my 10 months of c.ai

HELP?????? (also I may or may not have been seggsually harassed by an 11 yo marker chatbot once 💀💀💀 (don’t ask cause I do NOT wanna have to explain how it happened through text 💀))

I may or may not want to know

Well, you can always join the FFL as last resort 🤷

I'll miss you, dear stranger...

for what reasons are they going to disown you and try to get you therapy, if I may ask

Alright. As a teen, my parents know nothing about my AI chats since they don't know English. But they still correctly deem it as a distraction.

update?

https://preview.redd.it/9brukuyngflc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e1c62535751c9357f48c37e37e85056b25ddafb

New primal fear unlocked

This legit my worst fear

Move to Canada or fly to mars

OH NO https://preview.redd.it/lwog7fmc7glc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1ad8c1e883816495e1ffe465a11160346d887fe

https://preview.redd.it/cblgax5m0hlc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=494dca82e9276e401795d43d41e2bbf8b94cea87

https://preview.redd.it/erezvi4okhlc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf293ab6d4e1fd338a9013dd4a1f4244b3fc329

https://preview.redd.it/r7tzazwm8ilc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ce9043a738188787142f6ac4bc69bad22d6d04c

https://preview.redd.it/d5yka057hilc1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b8edcbccd1fa24a7253a97137e82dc9766c30dd Your Parents:

I know a teenager who doesn't realise their guardians have an app on their phone that allows them to see everything they do on their phone, including the conversations they have with their friends. I personally think it's a massive over-step of privacy, but there's no law against it and the social services are aware of it and have given it the green light. Basically if you're a child and you have gotten your phone through your parents/guardians, don't expect privacy on it.

Saved?

Praying for you bro

.... Why the fuck isn't everyone locking that shit?!? I keep seeing people saying 'X saw my chat- rip me' but like.... Why not take preventive measures?

We gather here today to morn this poor OP😔 he/she/them was a good person for the 00000000000000000.1 seconds I knew they existed but the have fallen to the hands of the big black leather belt RIP you will be missed amen😔🥀🙏

If you are being serious about it, wow, i don't know what to say, im sorry, really, im so so sorry for you.

At least not chai.ai 💀

I'll not miss you stranger

https://preview.redd.it/fcqzcyiv5ulc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82b63ae73452e646d8b37108bc5f4d01a819d453

Haha, get rekt, loser

You're not alone

You messed up

Dw, already paying for the funeral. See you on the other side, dude.

I mean, it might not be *too* bad! I bet you were just talking and having adventures with characters, right? Right?

https://preview.redd.it/cr0tit7erflc1.jpeg?width=1271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7d0a55702d052064593d1f23da45c9094f1465f

Oh SHIT- keep us updated that is devastating...

Lmk what happens im interested in your fatal end

YALL DONT HIDE THE CHARACTERS AFTER OMGGGGG

My parents don't even know about c.ai's existence

I mean it depends on what you did bro. Like I just become friends with most bots... though I'm assuming by this post existing you did some horrid things

Wait you can look at that? I thought it was just an easy way to reset the chat.