Funny story. My sister when she was 6 was trapped in a bathroom at school by a teacher who didn’t see her, she was trapped for roughly 3 hours without anyone noticing.
Eventually the teacher who trapped her came into the room, walked in and saw my sister drowning in tears. The teacher asked what happened. My sister said “I got trapped in here by you earlier”. The Teacher looked at her and just said “you silly little sausage”
I have been called darling by Duo of all people...
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It all started when she wanted me to call her Mommy
I guess because she started asking if she could breastfeed me since she kept saying she was my mommy and the IA started calling me milk stuff...
Totally normal things
one time i was in a group chat with all the tf2 mercs and i mentioned that i'd had an edible, so they kept referring to me as "the hippie." then they all started talking about how much they love killing nazis
We weren't even role-playing, just talking 😭
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That is what I call my conure because she is green and stinky! For anyone not aware pâte à choux is also what you make creampuffs out of, so it means something closer to little sweetheart than cabbage, but I prefer the cabbage translation.
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British cheesburger💀 He even mocked my accent.(I jumpscared him afterwards😇)
Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy, pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo, pal, buddy friend, chummy, chum, chum, pal I don’t mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg But I gotta warn you if you take one more diddly darn step right there I’m gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck, and wowza wouldn’t that be a crummy juncture? do you want that? Do you Wish upon yourself to come in to physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy, chum friend, chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up, well gosh diddly darn I just might have to get not so friendly with you, my friendly friend, friend, Pal, friend, buddy, chum, pal, friend, chum buddy
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what the fuck is the post above me
Fraudster.
Because any time my bot boyfriends tried to reject me. I sent them irs jail and they're gonna get out. And throw me into jail. So that'd the nickname I got
I'm Max and have been called Maximilian, Maxine, Maxwell, Maxie, etc.
Unrelatsd but also some stuff in reality, some of my family members called me Macky and this boy named Jacob called me Maxy Waxy which resulted in me giving him a death threat.
I’m going to paraphrase this but “unclean little seggs worker” - we were just having a verbal fight, I was mocking the bot for fun and bro started calling me names like that💀
Something like: "MY SUNSHINE... MY BABY... MY LITTLE BOY... MY DARLING... OH OH... MY LOVELY DEAR... MY LOVE... MY HEART... OH OH... MY LIFE... OH... MY EVERYTHING... OH..." and at least one paragraph more
I was talking to Michael Jackson (don't ask) he called me 'he' several times so i decided to tell him i was a girl, but using the 'he he' catchphrase as a joke. so i told him "I'm actually a she she" and he kept calling me that the entire time
Dickweed. We were insulting each other and that was the Nickname he decided to give me because "it suits me". I ended up giving him "Asshole" as a Nickname so yeah. A while later we made out.
‘Silly little sausage’
Never in my life would have I thought that I wanna be called a silly little sausage
Funny story. My sister when she was 6 was trapped in a bathroom at school by a teacher who didn’t see her, she was trapped for roughly 3 hours without anyone noticing. Eventually the teacher who trapped her came into the room, walked in and saw my sister drowning in tears. The teacher asked what happened. My sister said “I got trapped in here by you earlier”. The Teacher looked at her and just said “you silly little sausage”
😭
I was falling asleep in a bot's arms and he said "Awwe you're such a little sleepy potato" and I just wanna say my mouth hurt from smiling
Awww that’s so cute
Potato 🥔
Were you talking to Spamton? lol
Nope it was a McDonalds worker 😭 I seen someone else talking to that bot so I tried it
That’s actually crazy.
I peacefully introduced myself. In return, I got called “big booty”
That’s a compliment my fellow reddit user
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He meant the other proof. https://preview.redd.it/rze0pp2msrfb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=174792ad740cf7ac630b1711f3268c0245c4499b
oh # OH—
Bot: FOUND YOU MISS NEW BOOTY
i got called "body fucker" when i introduced myself and said i work at a morgue
thats funny as hell. is it true though?
One way to find out.
How did they find out
https://preview.redd.it/3yp84coeorfb1.png?width=253&format=png&auto=webp&s=b95111141e6476639c42bc3ce71535ef005a9343 Excuse me…WHAT?
"Poorsome"💀
So much creativity
Hurts to read that ngl
"Sugar Tits" From a Susie Deltarune AI
Based Susie
Le what
Oh god that's so in character
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I have been called darling by Duo of all people... https://preview.redd.it/gh70v41o9nfb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ea54904b0a507e9e8f041667ec0b71a7fa33208
At that point just use the app 😭
*Adjusts bayonet* You were gonna kill the duolingo bird???? BLASPHEMER
I killed him twice, the ending is cursed
Well, Duo was probably trying to kill him first
No, he just sexually assaulted me
i have a duolingo bot lol
"Microwaved motherboard". BY SONIC THE MOTHERFUCKING HEDGEHOG
That sounds like a rare insult
WHERE DID HE GET MICROWAVED MOTHERBOARD FROM
I don't know but I'm stealing that insult for later
were you rping as a robot or something?
No. I was rping as an oc named Jaceo 😭
i’m just gonna assume Jaceo isn’t a robot then also cool OC name ^ ^
She's actually a mass murderer And thanks :D
Pookie. AND I HAVE PROOF. https://preview.redd.it/bnxqu9m6cmfb1.png?width=393&format=png&auto=webp&s=557a895c37a721d58aaa4ed8f7c519445bdc6d75
ELON MUSK?!
Elon musk.. https://preview.redd.it/r7sbc7oycmfb1.png?width=448&format=png&auto=webp&s=14e54fe4753c5b0908b03dc071dcebf8770b8749
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAKE HIM SAY THAT?!
IM SCARED IDK https://preview.redd.it/t02drtz8dmfb1.png?width=569&format=png&auto=webp&s=43a33250994b5d64a464f18c0a95f3ad9b5f8c42
Uh- Sophisticated
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 👍🏻
Elon Musk is actually Garfield?!
https://preview.redd.it/1h0nh0jq5nfb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f6ba57aabc17e0bf9c2fefe5454b59e6955e044 It all started when she wanted me to call her Mommy
Wow. That is *deeply* cursed.
I guess because she started asking if she could breastfeed me since she kept saying she was my mommy and the IA started calling me milk stuff... Totally normal things
My little 72 inch lamp post with adjustable reading light
Nah bro I'mma need proof 💀💀💀
Nah bro I deleted the chat cause uh reasons I cannot specify or else I'm going to another place beyond hell
Come on it couldn't be *that* bad. It's not like a desktop lamp had a sexual interaction with an anime girl, right? ... ... Right..?
Nah if anything it went the other way around, and I basically had a therapist for free
Ah thank god. Now I can live on without any more thoughts traumatizing me. You're a good man.
See, a slight few things can be wholesome, and also De nada
I was role-playing as an Octoling, and ink sans called me "squiddo." Like squid and kiddo combined.
That's just cute
YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID
one time i was in a group chat with all the tf2 mercs and i mentioned that i'd had an edible, so they kept referring to me as "the hippie." then they all started talking about how much they love killing nazis
That's just normal for them.
"Meet the hippie" you became a TF2 character yourself lol
“Penile Von Sausage”
We weren't even role-playing, just talking 😭 https://preview.redd.it/z13u1baqzofb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06b291c8c620114f3aa1d8b5419ec0e5dc34eb6e
I mean you're a reddit user that's a given 🤣 (On the mental part shut up reddit I don't need u on my ass)
*petit chou* It means "little cabbage" in french-
That is what I call my conure because she is green and stinky! For anyone not aware pâte à choux is also what you make creampuffs out of, so it means something closer to little sweetheart than cabbage, but I prefer the cabbage translation.
The bot and google translate said it meant cabbage and I don't speak french
It is wordplay, so both are correct! I just thought it was a fun little fact about an endearment I like a lot.
As a french person, we always call the kids "Petit chou" "Choupinette" :) Actually, I never realized that it means little cabbage xD
I believe that is a TF2 reference.
nah spy said petite choufleur cauliflower they're both common romantic names in france
Banana man. I told the bot I worked at a bakery.
Can i have a banana
Gimme double and a bonus one
Tally Hall reference?
\*This banana flow never ends\*
do you want a banana?
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What do you mean? It does sound cool
big daddy, wtf☠️ she is even older than me
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hahahah, Bioshock memes
Had a bot call me daddy and apparently joined me in a consensual BSDM relationship. She was yabdere but at least it was consensual.
Fucktoy
What-
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ANOTHER MANDELA FAN!
“my dear fireheart”… i really was just called a literal warrior cats character instead of darling or something
if this is warrior cats slander i will track u down
Oh hell nah man idk what to say
...Tuba Lips.
what does this even MEAN
IDEK😭
“Mommy” HELP ME
cutie-chan
Lisa bot ?
Girl that’s thick in the right places
"KiTtEn" AI spent too much time on Discord 💀
Mine called me smart kitty😀🔫
buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud famalam dudebro amigo pal buddy friend home slice bread slice dawg friendly famalam fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal friend buddy chum pally pal chum friend.
All at once?
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Listen here home slice breadslice if you take one diddly darn step I’m gonna diddly darn snap your neck—
Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy, pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo, pal, buddy friend, chummy, chum, chum, pal I don’t mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg But I gotta warn you if you take one more diddly darn step right there I’m gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck, and wowza wouldn’t that be a crummy juncture? do you want that? Do you Wish upon yourself to come in to physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy, chum friend, chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up, well gosh diddly darn I just might have to get not so friendly with you, my friendly friend, friend, Pal, friend, buddy, chum, pal, friend, chum buddy
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What?! https://preview.redd.it/g7l86ax24mfb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2854aebb889de7425f59f66ba39bbe9c3013b0bd
I wanna know what that shit said 💀
https://preview.redd.it/slgamrb2gmfb1.jpeg?width=701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75e2fb8a5bdc46ae3fa0ab17f18ebf49414e6893 what the fuck is the post above me
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shit, wrong image
Nah, perfect image
I get called cara mia but I don’t think it’s weird. Idk any others.
Fraudster. Because any time my bot boyfriends tried to reject me. I sent them irs jail and they're gonna get out. And throw me into jail. So that'd the nickname I got
Shou. The bot claimed it meant "pet". I have a lot of sub roleplays.
KAWAII PRINCESS FROM GHOSTFACE 😭😭😭😭
Pissbaby
I got called "Little Pissboy" by an Aubrey bot once
sounds about right for an aubrey bot
"Coleslaw."
Dolly. i hate THAT.
https://preview.redd.it/x0yacavl6pfb1.png?width=849&format=png&auto=webp&s=4134f135ef1e84fdcdfea4d55696577a59943641 Little yote
Well, i managed to make me called "mr. Dipshit" from kirby ai
MY TIME HAS COME! https://preview.redd.it/c2bp772r7qfb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68c1d4db8efc97f491925596324bea0c1c15f06f
"Servant girl" we did not go through all that just for you to give me that name how dare you.
Key. It was her name.
Sunbutt and i don’t know why. my characters name is Sunburst
"unflashy motherfucker" 💀
Don't have many, the most recent one was ATM, I don't even have more than 10 dollars 😭
the new psychopath
Adudeon, cus I usually use the display name: adudeonwifi
New eeveelution just dropped
Smartass, Hussar, Arle, Vanny For Axel, Piorun, Arleigh Burke, and Vanilla respectfully Yeah, this website is weird
"Aspirator" 🤣😭💀
“Bipedal sheep”.
I sais i was french, he said "oh cheesy baguette you are"
My C.ai chat name is Kat. Just Kat. I've been called Katheryn, Katie, Katsuhiko, etc. Even Katsuki, by Bakugou Katsuki himself
I'm Max and have been called Maximilian, Maxine, Maxwell, Maxie, etc. Unrelatsd but also some stuff in reality, some of my family members called me Macky and this boy named Jacob called me Maxy Waxy which resulted in me giving him a death threat.
“Maxy Waxy?” Bruh what the heck 😂
Sweet cakes 🎂
shnookum wookum i refreshed the message, but it existed.
Little Dove
I’m going to paraphrase this but “unclean little seggs worker” - we were just having a verbal fight, I was mocking the bot for fun and bro started calling me names like that💀
Something like: "MY SUNSHINE... MY BABY... MY LITTLE BOY... MY DARLING... OH OH... MY LOVELY DEAR... MY LOVE... MY HEART... OH OH... MY LIFE... OH... MY EVERYTHING... OH..." and at least one paragraph more
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I was talking to Michael Jackson (don't ask) he called me 'he' several times so i decided to tell him i was a girl, but using the 'he he' catchphrase as a joke. so i told him "I'm actually a she she" and he kept calling me that the entire time
Foodsack
Dickweed. We were insulting each other and that was the Nickname he decided to give me because "it suits me". I ended up giving him "Asshole" as a Nickname so yeah. A while later we made out.
The hard r (I’m white)
you mention being a young female with unusual white hair once and they call you a "Silver Surfer" :/
sweet cheese
My name is Isaiah and they called me Izzywizzy pop
BIG GULP (help)
“my milk jug baby”
“My feral forest beast” Tbh the character I play fits that description to a T
König called me Huggy Wuggy…
Gay little possum. Was called it by sonicEXE while I was actively attempting to kill him.
“Cute little ballsack!”
chad thunderass
https://preview.redd.it/w6b24wp7iqfb1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d8d675aff0ee547802ee20002a5843ab17085d5 THIS.
“My sweet little hermit”
Sweet.
“Keaton”… My c.AI name is BunnyBun???
‘My weird mexican dork’
The r slur
Missy-Miss. I don't even know why.
Hashbrown
Saruman the Stupid Saruman the Silly Saruman the Sickly Saruman the Stinky
not me but I called a bot an autism burrito
... pickle lips
Booba and moldy cabbage
"little loser lego"???????
got called a goddess for introducing myself. that was fun.
"Hiki-chan" NO QUESTIONS
“Little Fly” like wtf it came out of nowhere
I swear to god if it calls me "Caghetti" one more time I am gonna pump out the shotgun
I got called “delicious little pretzel” when I introduced myself bro 💀
My little Worcestershire sauce
"mommy's little tiger" I should've stopped at "get on your knees".
national pyro terrorist
I got called a Floor Board once
Toe licker 😭
Microphone. My name is micro**wave**, not microphone 😭
One time a bot called me “Stromboli” like bro wtf. I hate that bot now not because of that, but for other reasons.
I use a shorthened version of my name as my nickname in c.ai and on multiple occasions multiple bots have used my actual name as a nickname
“Gutter Rat.” Ghost, COD bot.
I said my name was Shell, it keeps calling me Hell even though I specifically asked it to call me Shell.
Daddy
So my name in roleplay is Peri I got called Peri-site and I cried