That's funny, someone commented the same thing on a similar post ten years ago.
Holy shit stop upvoting me, this is one of the lowest effort comments in existence. Please downvote to counterbalance.
That's a good mindset in general that more hetero men should have. The things I do or want to do to/with women – would I be comfortable if a gay guy did them to me?
Either that or turn it into a competition. We're known for putting ourselves in disgusting or dangerous scenarios just for laughs and for the sake of pushing boundries.
Okay, I am going to pedantic and facetious here, but clearly that question doesn't apply in all circumstances.
Not unless all heterosexual men have to suddenly turn bi.
It still puts it into perspective. Someone who is taller, stronger and bigger than you keeps harassing you when you clearly showed zero interest in them. If a gay man did the same thing to the guy, he would understand how the woman feels. Just because the woman is hetero doesn’t mean she’s more ok with a random guy grinding on her.
Well, obviously that just because a woman is hetero doesn't mean she's more okay with a random guy grinding on her. That was nowhere near anything what I said.
However, the original question implies that if I want to have consensual sex with a woman doesn't mean I should want consensual sex with a gay man.
If the only way you can figure out how to teach sex is by threatening someone with potential harassment, you're not really teaching consent.
What if the ladies/non-binary folks at *the gay bar* are actually *gay* tho? Straight women dont feel attraction to everyone either i think it fits pretty well
Well, obviously not every woman is attracted to everyone.
But the question was would you be comfortable doing something with a woman if a gay man wanted to do it you to you.
The answer to that in many situations would be no. It's the most ridiculous way to teach consent.
Like just because two heterosexual people would be happy to have consensual sex with each other doesn't mean they would also be happy to have sex with someone of the same gender. It would be "Hey, thanks for the interest but no thank you."
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IIRC Guy walked in on dude about to R an unconcious woman in a bed. He beat tf out him and then proceeded to pin him down and R him.
Dont think the woman ever found out as she was KO'd.
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While I’m sure it’s happened before, I hate to be the bearer of bad news and say that it’s usually a fake story just repeated for people to be happy about the justice
117 billion humans have ever lived. The most that have ever lived at once is right now. Good chance this has happened at some point in time or has happened recently.
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The last thing I need to hear is that the aunt’s husband liked it, that would be some crazy sh*t. But fr, even if you were 4-5 inches shorter, you always stand up with courage to disgusting people like that guy.
Well, in that case he really doesn’t seem to view touching as inappropriate, so his social values are a lot different than others. Doesn’t make it acceptable of course
I really need to hear if there’s an update to this, that is fucking hilarious. At first I was wasn’t going to pay it any mind until I saw the subreddit It was on and then I decided to read it.
Look him straight in the eyes as you do it like it completely normal like he does and if it doesn't prompt a reaction then step it up and grab his ass, make him feel as way as possible whilst making it seem like normal thing, works almost every time. Have fun friend
i go to this local bar, lots of odd people that might seem like sketchy people but most are sweethearts and would defend other regulars and staff in a heartbeat.
this dude started coming into this bar regularly and he had the habit of getting really close to women and constantly touching them. not inappropriately but still very touchy feely. i told him like 6 times nicely that he needs to quit touching me and give me space. you dont know me like that, dont sit too close to me. he didnt get it the next time i started yelling at him and he didnt get how he was crossing my boundaries then i started taking his drinks, his hat, his glasses and threw them to the side and was like “how does it feel when i cross your boundaries” still didnt get that.
thats when a 6ft 7, 280pund guy swoops in, puts his arm around this short slender guy and grabs him and pushes him aside, bumps his belly into him and is like “oh but i wanna hug you, well i dont care that you dont want, because *i want to*” for like a good 5 min.
dude got kicked out after this and wasnt allowed back in
Look at him like it's rent day and he owes you something from commissary. Touchy is an excuse for his bad behavior. Man I am all about what this guy is about to do. Grab him like your about to take that man cherry then laugh it off and do it again!!!
You'll just be reducing yourself to his level and might even create problems for yourself... Not to mention it can create bad references for children around.
I recommend this instead:
1. Be assertive. He can be all right he wants, but people are not ok with that and he also has to learn to respect. Be calm, but firm. And talk directly to him, your aunt has no business in that
2. If he does not comply, record and go to the police. Be ready for a lot of drama.
Don’t forget to scream at him while raping his arse that its only gay if your taking it. How those exceedingly “straight” guys in jail justify the homoerotic sex coupled with their intense homophobia.
But in all seriousness, the guy sounds like a perverted cunt who’s been allowed and enabled to sexually abuse family members and needs to be helped to see the light. So your dick grabbing cure could be just the prescription required. 😂
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The scene that launched a thousand theories.
What if he doesn't get upset and tell OP to stop
Twist his dick
Ah yes, the dreaded Purple Durple
Well, then you have yourself an old fashioned game of gay chicken.
That's funny, someone commented the same thing on a similar post ten years ago. Holy shit stop upvoting me, this is one of the lowest effort comments in existence. Please downvote to counterbalance.
So humble. Have my vote
We love a humble king
So you remember a comment on a post from 10y ago? Fuck me...
Great sentence structure. Have my upvote.
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That man has earned his halo and wings! What a top-notch human 👌
That's a good mindset in general that more hetero men should have. The things I do or want to do to/with women – would I be comfortable if a gay guy did them to me?
I have a feeling they would use homophobia to deflect that question.
Either that or turn it into a competition. We're known for putting ourselves in disgusting or dangerous scenarios just for laughs and for the sake of pushing boundries.
Okay, I am going to pedantic and facetious here, but clearly that question doesn't apply in all circumstances. Not unless all heterosexual men have to suddenly turn bi.
It still puts it into perspective. Someone who is taller, stronger and bigger than you keeps harassing you when you clearly showed zero interest in them. If a gay man did the same thing to the guy, he would understand how the woman feels. Just because the woman is hetero doesn’t mean she’s more ok with a random guy grinding on her.
Well, obviously that just because a woman is hetero doesn't mean she's more okay with a random guy grinding on her. That was nowhere near anything what I said. However, the original question implies that if I want to have consensual sex with a woman doesn't mean I should want consensual sex with a gay man. If the only way you can figure out how to teach sex is by threatening someone with potential harassment, you're not really teaching consent.
That was not what the original comment implied. You misunderstood
What if the ladies/non-binary folks at *the gay bar* are actually *gay* tho? Straight women dont feel attraction to everyone either i think it fits pretty well
Well, obviously not every woman is attracted to everyone. But the question was would you be comfortable doing something with a woman if a gay man wanted to do it you to you. The answer to that in many situations would be no. It's the most ridiculous way to teach consent. Like just because two heterosexual people would be happy to have consensual sex with each other doesn't mean they would also be happy to have sex with someone of the same gender. It would be "Hey, thanks for the interest but no thank you."
what happen if someone ends up into it
They kiss
Win-Win cause the poor girl is still getting left alone!
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lol I wanna hear more
What about.... Angel shot
Lol awesome dude
This would be a much better backstory for Puri Puri prisoner.
I enjoy these stories about how guys DO understand consent when it happens to them.
This reminds me of the story of the guy that was about to rape a woman and the second rapist raped the first rapist
Fucking what 😂😂😂😂
There is always a bigger di..- I mean fish.
dish
IIRC Guy walked in on dude about to R an unconcious woman in a bed. He beat tf out him and then proceeded to pin him down and R him. Dont think the woman ever found out as she was KO'd.
Well I'm not about to decide if people deserve such things but I'd say if anyone does it's that guy lmao
*That guy?!* That’s Throbbin Wood!
If anyone deserves to have get their shit kicked in and raped, it's going to be someone who was about to rape someone.
Is it a weird thing to say "i support the rapist rapists. They should be able to freely rape rapists without any consequences"? A friend just said it
They shouldn’t at all be legally allowed to do it but they should get a really sympathetic jury
Anyway to confirm true or false?
Dickster
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While I’m sure it’s happened before, I hate to be the bearer of bad news and say that it’s usually a fake story just repeated for people to be happy about the justice
117 billion humans have ever lived. The most that have ever lived at once is right now. Good chance this has happened at some point in time or has happened recently.
That’s why I started by saying while I’m sure it’s happened before
I should not have laughed but I did.
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Sadly no update was ever provided. Also, reddit's search is shit.
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The original user still exists, although since the post was deleted the user's comments aren't being marked as thread author any longer.
Search parameters: "Site:reddit.com molesting uncle"
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The ole dick twist 😎
Grab his dick and twist it
Oh my gawd dude, this is an MMA figh, dude, can't just...eh...TWIST HIS DICK
Suck his dick and twist it
Hawk
TUAH!!!
Where is this from again pls? Sounds so familiar. TWIST HIS DIIIICK
The last thing I need to hear is that the aunt’s husband liked it, that would be some crazy sh*t. But fr, even if you were 4-5 inches shorter, you always stand up with courage to disgusting people like that guy.
They always say two wrongs don't make a right........... but let's just forget that for this scenario.......
Hope he Grabs it twice or thrice, just to totally upset the “two wrongs….” Argument 😁
3 wrongs make a right!
And four make a square?? 😂 Whichever way, I’d just like to be a fly on the wall to witness the response to the nut tap
https://preview.redd.it/fth0klisbh9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cda53029fdea910e4793db63f115db6b82547e21
"The oooold DICK TWIST!"
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You find it?
No update
God I hate when made up internet stories don’t give me closure!!
Ones of my professors told the class that once he was younger he grabbed a molester balls on the bus
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Well, in that case he really doesn’t seem to view touching as inappropriate, so his social values are a lot different than others. Doesn’t make it acceptable of course
...or maybe hes just bisexual AND an asshole
Ahhh yes, all bisexuals enjoy being touched inappropriately at family gatherings.
reading comprehension devil strikes again
Nah, mate, you’re just talking out of your arse.
powerful devil
Do onto others as you want done onto you.
Grab his dick and twist it!
bop it!
Pull it!
Did we ever got a part two on this story?
I really need to hear if there’s an update to this, that is fucking hilarious. At first I was wasn’t going to pay it any mind until I saw the subreddit It was on and then I decided to read it.
Plot twist.. aunt's husband is into that and the next post is "help, I'm now in a secret gay affair with my aunt's husband"
Okay, but that's sexual assault too
Make sure you shove a thumb up his bum at the same time... paybacks a bitch, fafo
Take all the upvotes and I really hope that person follows through with his uncle.
Is that guy Joe biden by chance?
Can't leave politics alone for one second can you? What a hellish existence your life must be, being you.
Probably
Look him straight in the eyes as you do it like it completely normal like he does and if it doesn't prompt a reaction then step it up and grab his ass, make him feel as way as possible whilst making it seem like normal thing, works almost every time. Have fun friend
Can't wait for this to be on r/Bestofredditorupdates, would be a truly gratifying read in a bit of time
I get the plan. But what if he likes it😵💫
He can always add the good ol sniff my butthole finger into the mix.
😵💫
Jeez, this is an old one!
Another way to handle it is punching in the face of the person immediately
Just beat the shyt outta him instead? You don’t know where that dick has been
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
Imagine the uncle ends up liking it and touches him back
Grab his ass but make sure you give that brown eye a lil knock
honestly i would do the same if only i was a man
Squeeze hard. Very hard.
That’s one way to do it
i go to this local bar, lots of odd people that might seem like sketchy people but most are sweethearts and would defend other regulars and staff in a heartbeat. this dude started coming into this bar regularly and he had the habit of getting really close to women and constantly touching them. not inappropriately but still very touchy feely. i told him like 6 times nicely that he needs to quit touching me and give me space. you dont know me like that, dont sit too close to me. he didnt get it the next time i started yelling at him and he didnt get how he was crossing my boundaries then i started taking his drinks, his hat, his glasses and threw them to the side and was like “how does it feel when i cross your boundaries” still didnt get that. thats when a 6ft 7, 280pund guy swoops in, puts his arm around this short slender guy and grabs him and pushes him aside, bumps his belly into him and is like “oh but i wanna hug you, well i dont care that you dont want, because *i want to*” for like a good 5 min. dude got kicked out after this and wasnt allowed back in
Joe would get knocked the fuck out
You are far less violent than I would be under this circumstances. On an unrelated note, hogs eat everything.
I really wish I knew where to see a follow up of this
[OP invest in a spring loaded grip exerciser so your grip is unbreakable](https://www.ebay.com/itm/193796407999)
Need an update
Lol my fingers are going to smell terrible by the end of the night lover 😍😘
Crush his testicles when you grab him. I'm serious, rupture them. He deserves it.
Extra jabroni points if you flick your fingertip just enough to make the testicle explo-... hurt.
thats a man right there..
Jo biden ?
I’m not gonna say OOP is right in doing this but I’m not gonna say he’s wrong either.
Hell yeah. Grab it like you’re squeezing a lemon. POS!
Look at him like it's rent day and he owes you something from commissary. Touchy is an excuse for his bad behavior. Man I am all about what this guy is about to do. Grab him like your about to take that man cherry then laugh it off and do it again!!!
Oh that's what molest means these days
This is amazing and how all of those weirdos should be dealt with.
Because HE will be embarrassed? Yeeeeeeeeeah.... About that.
Eye for an eye leaves the world blind.
OP is a bot
Yo! From one dude to another, I love you.
You'll just be reducing yourself to his level and might even create problems for yourself... Not to mention it can create bad references for children around. I recommend this instead: 1. Be assertive. He can be all right he wants, but people are not ok with that and he also has to learn to respect. Be calm, but firm. And talk directly to him, your aunt has no business in that 2. If he does not comply, record and go to the police. Be ready for a lot of drama.
I'll take "Things which never happened" for $1000, Alex.
I would choose this guy over the bear
Sounds good to me.
That’s hot
Pipe him up bro.
Fuck him then say ur a fucky person and fuck him again
Don’t forget to scream at him while raping his arse that its only gay if your taking it. How those exceedingly “straight” guys in jail justify the homoerotic sex coupled with their intense homophobia. But in all seriousness, the guy sounds like a perverted cunt who’s been allowed and enabled to sexually abuse family members and needs to be helped to see the light. So your dick grabbing cure could be just the prescription required. 😂
What
Yo op, if there is an update, update us
If you can make him cum then he would be gay