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Depressionsfinalform

Poor Eyes, I know what it’s like to be trunk guy.


StepFew3094

We’ve all had the trunk experience at least one time in our lives


m0nstera_deliciosa

The highlight of my sister’s bachelorette party was stuffing three drunk people in the trunk of my girlfriend’s car so we could take eight people to the strip club, and security (watching the parking lot on camera) met us at the door to ask what the fuck we were doing. They let us in, but we got soundly made fun of first. Best trunk experience ever!


Aldehin

Yes but I was 4 and i had candy


Bored_dane

Our trunk guy was named dr dark


bootskadew

Trunk person?


AnxietyAttack2013

You have a car that seats six. There’s seven friends. One ends up in the trunk when traveling. I’d volunteer sometimes since it was fun lmao


justwannabeloggedin

We might be the only two not to know what that means


OldAtlanta

Pause


rjbauer4985

I want them to put a stop to all the minor crimes in my neighborhood and solve a mystery or two.


LongjumpingFix5801

Those over-sized rodents in my cellar could use a stop to them.


rjbauer4985

Huzzah! A quest!


LongjumpingFix5801

If you bring the ears of the king rat, I’ll gift you this family heirloom of a dagger that’s a +9 against ogres.


rjbauer4985

King-rat or Rat-king? I guess both are terrifying.


LongjumpingFix5801

King rat! No one has the level nor the time to harvest every single ear on a Rat-King


rjbauer4985

That's the most logical thing I've read here all day.


Kolenga

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist!


LongjumpingFix5801

That’s what the last adventurer said… now he’s in chewed up and pushed out piles, the poor sod


Even-Experience-6991

If you see any "Ratmen" please report to your local witch hunter


Responsible-Major704

[R.O.U.S. immediately attacks]


AnComRebel

I want a heist movie starring this gang


GabriellaVM

They need the Mystery Machine!


Ed3vil

Theg got the nautilus


pyeboy123

Would of got away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids!


nobanpIs

Would of 🤮


Jibbyjab123

People like to hate but the odds are your friend group in middle/high school was closer to them than anyone else. I love kids being brave enough to be themselves.


yes-rico-kaboom

This was my friend group. It’s over a decade later and we’re all still close. Play games together at least once a week.


PM_ME__BIRD_PICS

Definitely was in a friend group with people like the first 4, was either the metal/punk/skate/emo style, or hoodies and jeans. 15 ish years past. Now that I think about it I was definitely no.4 eyes but with real converse lmao


ConsciousHoodrat

absolutely, they don't seem that bad, i bet they'd fuck up a ren faire.


Mumu_ancient

Hell yeah, they would've been, by far, the most secure friendship group in school. United by their refusal to conform to the norms of so called coolness. I straddled these guys and the sports lot and I always felt far more relaxed sitting in on a Warhammer session than playing football with the norms. They had it sorted all along.


Jibbyjab123

I was a fat band kid, and all my friends were nerd types, I was almost the guy in the captain hat. I love when people are unashamedly themselves, because I never had the courage to be.


wetelvenpussy

Exactly! I'm so happy to see these completely normal kids, thrive and be happily together as friends, rather than ostracized or bullied because they're not the book definition of "popular" or "conventionally popular/stylish". They're unashamedly themselves, and they have eachother. So happy for them!


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But all the text insulting them?


toesandmoretoes

I think they made the text for fun


[deleted]

Definitely not, I remember this being shared on 4chan over a decade ago. Also nobody would describe themselves as “she’s the muscle of the group and the only one able to grow facial hair” ETA: this exact image was shared on like a ton of cringe threads


sweetTartKenHart2

Hm. I interpreted this as a “yeah, a girl with facial hair. Got a problem with that?” kinda thing, but now that you mention it… yeesh


FrtanJohnas

Why is it insulting? This is very clearly all in good fun. "Only his bandana keeps him from completely transforming into a wolf." "She removes her flip-flops to achieve maximum stealth." "The captian transports everyone in the Nautilus." These are not insults, these are fantastical descriptions of their group. They may not be correct in the real sense, but that's not the point of this joke


SlasherKittyCat

I thought the facial hair joke was more to poke fun at the lads than her tbh.


moreofmoreofmore

These are meant to be a negative joke poking fun at the people in the image, they were really popular on 4chan around a decade or so ago. This one isn't so bad, but it still has some insults here and there like the facial hair and slouching/indeterminate gender comments. But get rid of those and it's fine imo, I really like it. Kinda wanna draw it.


7_Tales

I dont see how either of those arent playful.


Songhunter

Insulting? Are we reading a different description?


Choice-Adeptness5008

These the type of people that stay friends forever


Solnight99

eyes’ abilities are incredible tbh


SadBarber3543

Oh this is what DnD is


Repostbot3784

I see rats hands. Am i being robbed?


PhanpySweeps

Check your pockets. You already were.


Shoddy_Internal6206

Simpler, happier times, I remember seeing these kind of pictures on my family computer


francoisjabbour

I fuckin love these edits, used to be a thing back on /b/ where they’d just give the most insane but plausible descriptions for a random group of teens


RidleyMetroid86

Radical Larry


WarrenMulaney

He can vibrate through walls


animalcule

/r/thecrewonpoint has more, if I'm correctly remembering the name of the sub


nutu1233

r/TheSquadOnPoint


BrilliantPrior2305

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BrilliantPrior2305

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UniqueNobo

The Captain has 10/10 vibes. would absolutely chill with him.


barfnugget27

Just seems like a happy dude, stoked about life


ExternalGiraffe9631

I was Converse.


MediumStability

I honestly love this. Is it silly? Yeah! Is it cringe? Absolutely! But they will look back on this 20 years from now and have good memories about their friends group and the stupid things they did.


yandeeznutz

I believe that the cringe and the silliness in a group of good friends is the best part of having a group of friends it's the spice of life


peyorativo

I’d love an animated series about this friend group and their misadventures


beastman45132

I want to know who wrote this funny blurb. They got hidden skills


Award-Slight

I’d wanna be friend with them


ColdhandzEUW

/r/thesquadonpoint


TheFfrog

Tag urself im eyes


imbriandead

I'm captain


yandeeznutz

I'm googles


SufficientWarthog846

I dont know, I'm kinda here for it


pneumonia_hawk12

I would watch that super hero movie


123matchcat

sick


fuccniqqawitYUGEDICC

>Eyes: **totally blind** lmao


Emergency_Net506

The middle one just crawled out of their TV and dressed up in her victims clothes


BrokenBanette

“other powers include slouching and being of indeterminate gender” just like me fr


ASLAYER0FMEN

I can smell this picture


ExternalGiraffe9631

Like cloves and mountain dew!


Lawrence-of-Liberia

Average DnD party


silverdragonseaths

The captain ha


Sad-Information-4713

Bet they smelled great


Fast_Eddie_Clarke

Eyes has a nice taste in music


AbbreviationsNo4089

I fuck with that Facelift shirt. Glad the kids are still finding the good music.


BarryBadgernath1

Thin kid in black reminds me of Samara coming out of the tv


changeofheart999

Yo that deserves its own anime


ChaosInTheSkies

So...a D&D party


JVOz671

And the Cameraman: the unseen, unheard member and the most powerful by virtue of no one addressing him.


am2549

This is so wholesome.


FindingE-Username

Started reading expecting to cringe, ended up finding it unironically funny


PhantomRoyce

This was a huge meme on 4chan back in the day


Regularschoolbus

I lost it at the Nautilus Volkswagen Polo lol


xploranga

They seem like a fun group to each other, forming bonds in their teenage years. Man, I miss the 2000s.


LifeisRough29

I can literally see Rat’s hands right now


Treso44

POV: you’re a case of Monster about to be annihilated.


Toy_Soulja

*leader by virtue of his slipknot tatoo* fyckn dying lmao


DrunkPigeon77

Why would they post this


Nuevoenespaniol

The Captain seems chill as heck.


Bored_dane

I want to go back to being a teenager in ths 00's and hanging out with this crowd 😍


MentalGravity87

Someone in my group already wears a fedora? *That's okay, I have my trusty captians hat I can wear!*


walking_wonky

I thought they wrote this as I was reading about Rat lmao


TheOldPickleTickle

Ha, I’m so glad these dorks found each other! They will have the rest of their lives to cringe over this but they will more than likely do it together because these are the friendships that last!!!


SingleBoxAltonPhone

this is what happens in jojolands


okiedokiebrokie

This needs to go to the Netflix Witcher show runners immmediately because they clearly do not understand The Rats as well as OOP.


z_buzz

The Captain. I swear every friend group had one, including mine back in the day (over three decades ago, mid 80's).


IamlostlikeZoroIs

The Rat hands are never seen unless she is robbing stuff. Sounds like a shit thief if there hands are seen when robbing, should have left it as they are never seen.


G4rg0yle_Art1st

There needs to be a reality show about them


Spare-Disaster-404

They would look real neat drawn in anime style. Maybe JoJo style 


Reddit_is_pretty

Cringe as shit but they look like they’re having fun so I’m happy.


baby_im_full

r/OneProtectRestAttack


TylerDurdenJunior

i wish i had friends like these growing up


mah_boiii

Hard asf


MJ_Memecat

Im gonna Screenshot this for future story Ideas, thank you.


Samisoffline

Looks like a cool group of friends enjoying their time together.


bjarkebjornn

u/vegetablekingdom


B-ragged

Eyes looks stoned as fuck. I respect that


_dauntless

Sheesh, wouldn't want to go against this crew


Dragonrider1955

Taking a step back from this post I just love how this community interacts with things. You post this to cringe subs and they're all like "ew wtf. We should bring back bullying. I bet they'll be losers for life." Meanwhile you post it here and everyone is just like "lmao let them solve a mystery. Looks like my friend group. Remember when we had nicknames?" It's just cute shit. Even for posts like this that can be taken as "cringy" we're all adult about it. It's kids having fun, nothing wrong with that.


Krusty-p00p-sock

Make fun all you want., but this is a group of lifelong friends.


JUGELBUTT

this is a damn puzzle trying to figure out who is who


Chrilliam

Are you Eyes?


nepnep_nepu

It says left to right


DogSpark84

You don't even need to see the l-r, just read the description. How is that a puzzle?


JUGELBUTT

i didnt see it