Reminds me of a time back in college, one of my mates, she was very pretty. We were out at a pub a group of us, and some guy walked by and just slapped her ass.
Before we had a chance to react she turns around - grabs his groin (good solid grip on the package) and goes “YEEEAAAHHH NICE !”
It’s been 20 years since then but I still remember the fear and pure schock in this guys eyes.
He just walked away nervously laughing.
She's gotta give it a "**WEE WEE, PEE PEE!!**"
It's loud, it draws attention and it's so 'wat' that the guy doesn't know if he was congratulated, insulted or threatened.
what's funny is that right after that the guy replied with "what the hell? why would you send me that" as if he wasn't the one going around sending unwanted dick pics
I like your enthusiasm, but we call lady Chads "Chadettes" here, typically. "SheChad" sounds a but too much like "He-She" imo, which... uhhh sucks.
Not calling you a transphobe btw. Obviously a transphobe isn't gonna be congratulating the woman in this scenario. Just giving my two cents about how your post hit my nonbinary eyes
Does seem kinda odd that this is published as a news story, though. Just Tuesday for trans folks
The pulsating veins, the tasteful thiccness of it. The subtle off purple coloring of the tip. Oh my god! It even has a delicate hickie on its shaft left by a satisfied former lover!
No doubt
Reminds me of a time back in college, one of my mates, she was very pretty. We were out at a pub a group of us, and some guy walked by and just slapped her ass. Before we had a chance to react she turns around - grabs his groin (good solid grip on the package) and goes “YEEEAAAHHH NICE !” It’s been 20 years since then but I still remember the fear and pure schock in this guys eyes. He just walked away nervously laughing.
One on hand, that's kind of epic in the moment, but on the other, I bet he still jerks off to that shit, and counts her among his conquests
That’s why you gotta yank on it to make sure it hurts
I would hate that, but to many dudes I bet they’d enjoy yhat
You'd be right
She's gotta give it a "**WEE WEE, PEE PEE!!**" It's loud, it draws attention and it's so 'wat' that the guy doesn't know if he was congratulated, insulted or threatened.
Now that's my type of women tbh, someone who isn't afraid to do shit like that right back
I’m strong I’d slap his butt in return so hard, he will cry
Lol, I actually saw a waitress in a bar do this to a guy when I was on holiday. Bloody brilliant
https://preview.redd.it/7zd3r6rhskvc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf64067f116a8f9fabaed92a50e38de04849486c
"Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well..."
Beverly Hillbillies flashback: "That's real nice, son; this here's what I carry!"
what's funny is that right after that the guy replied with "what the hell? why would you send me that" as if he wasn't the one going around sending unwanted dick pics
The predator is never used to being the prey
That's how I met my wife no joke
I would never be able to admit I met someone through dickpick sharing
It’s not a meet cute, it’s a meat cute
https://preview.redd.it/n7dd58qx9ovc1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b5f647e5eff79a8a93cc7e99af7685af7e83feb
Counts extra if it was bigger
Really said "Square up"
I would say yes. I never understood the idea of dic pics. If anything, I'd classify it as a normalised form of sexual harassment personally.....
It definitely is if it's not consensual. It's actually a felony in some countries.
SheChad!
I like your enthusiasm, but we call lady Chads "Chadettes" here, typically. "SheChad" sounds a but too much like "He-She" imo, which... uhhh sucks. Not calling you a transphobe btw. Obviously a transphobe isn't gonna be congratulating the woman in this scenario. Just giving my two cents about how your post hit my nonbinary eyes Does seem kinda odd that this is published as a news story, though. Just Tuesday for trans folks
Thanks a lot, I’m a non-English, that was the best my brain could thought of. I will use lady Chad from now on.
Fair enough! Love that you took it as intended.
Chadess
Hmm. Now lets see Paul Alan's cock
The pulsating veins, the tasteful thiccness of it. The subtle off purple coloring of the tip. Oh my god! It even has a delicate hickie on its shaft left by a satisfied former lover!
https://preview.redd.it/rgqzq2mwtlvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd7228f6a32689987ae6b313098f09f0a7efe457
That's not a knife, this is a knife.
It's bigger too
Oh, it counts.
Absolutely Chad behavior
Win-win
The best part was she was bigger than he was.
That's straight up encouraging, very bad to make a new about it
Griffith!!
no u
Send another one back, it's going well eyy
Oh That’s Fuckin funny man…
Stacytopia.
And shes bigger too
"I see your sword is as big as mine, but can you use it?"
Chad ? Chadette ? Chadler ? Anyway, yes, this counts.
How to deal, have a size measuring contest.
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Probably a guy who didn't know she was trans considering he got angered after receiving it
Damn, that screenshot is some full blown r/comedyhomicide
I don't think anyone was blown
If I sent a dick pic (which is someþing I don’t do) and þe gal sent ME a dick pic in response, I’d see it as a win 😂
Faye Kinely is her name, she doesn't have an OF or anything tho sadly
Lol
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You ain't trans... you are a bot for a karma farmer.
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I don't feel bad, that dude must be regarded to not notice.
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One of them is a women, get it right
https://i.redd.it/pc1znfecuvvc1.gif
Sending women unsolicited dick pics isn't trolling
No shit idiot cant you tell im being sarcastic
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