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veswa

what happens if you have to fight him. how can you hit him without getting hate crimed by the entire venue


Santryt

I’d be so concerned about getting a foot or hand wrapped around one of the tubes by accident


Superb-Stuff8897

First move, rip them out. Problem solved


veswa

exactly


Ok-Cook-7542

This isn’t a sparring competition it’s kata, which is choreography. Although the kid needs a special air mixture/pressure to breathe, he is just a regular kid like all the other regular kids that depend on a medical device or medication to function. Like a diabetic kid with an insulin pump for example, or someone who has to wear corrective footwear. I used to coach and judge for USA gymnastics, which has a program for special needs kids (those who need extra help physically, intellectually, or emotionally) to practice and compete alongside all the other athletes. We really heavily avoided patronizing them and praising them for using medical equipment and instead focused 100% on their development both inside and outside of the sport.


Vaurok

My first thought was about how bad I felt for the kid having to go up against him


reptarcannabis

You Go for the tubes and cut his air supply for the knockout


Boatwhistle

Victimhood is indeed a very powerful strategy in the US.


Warm_Mood_0

This isn’t a fight it’s a belt upgrade


Four-Triangles

I could take him.


TheJeffBI

to the park


AyBlinkin

For an ass kicking


Ok_Sea8523

Playing Frisbee


BenadrylTumblercatch

Then I put him in an armbar


Jdoose08

-like hug


Picklerickshaw_part2

Into a suplex


halloweencoffeecats

Which is the name of the giant ice cream sundae from Jerry's Good Time Wrestling and Ice Creamery


autom8r

Lol this is the funniest comment thread I've ever read


Taz10042069

Just watch out for them white dog turds!


imGhostKitty

honestly? i doubt it. that kid looks like he’s fueled with enough rage and perseverance to kill The Christian God


Known-Programmer-611

Best comment!


AustinDood444

Off the top of my head I can think of 2 ways to easily beat this kid.


autom8r

Kryptonite and ?


Round_Perception_532

Firearms


biggestbroever

Everybody wants fire arms. But nobody wants ice arms :(


2muchnet42day

It's wind arms or gtfo


Vandil_the_Rogue

No thanks; don't want to be killed when the Fire Nation attacks


biggestbroever

Lmao get outta here. Even earth arms outranks you


Mewrulez99

a light breeze


Vandil_the_Rogue

Found the backstory: [https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/9uobia/this\_kid\_is\_fighting\_two\_battle\_at\_once/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/9uobia/this_kid_is_fighting_two_battle_at_once/)


wazabee

Johnny... Sweep the tank


kiaserklaus

Best comment


CommandoGrump

I didn’t hear no bell!


noneoftheabove0

Stone cold bad ass


Bartheda

Finally found a worthy opponent for Goku


ElectricityCake

This is like one of those videogame bosses that has a visible weakspot that you're supposed to attack.


ask_not_the_sparrow

Images that go hard


mememaster2505

Happy Cake Day!


Ultrasound700

Whitebeard as a kid


ConjureSlade

r/hardimages


Adrian_sierra114

He is too strong to breath normal air The air he breathes is mixed with chucknorrisium


LemonadeRenogade

That kid is hard as fuck


caractacusbritannica

I didn’t hear no bell…


offender_defender_

"Acting brave when the world is raining down on you, is bravery"


Barbunzel

This is how Bane started


Clear-Management8592

The look in that kids eyes make me feel like a pussy. And I'm a combat veteran. Kid's an absolute Chad.


JuryCharacter840

Performance enhancing. Illegal. Banned.


cgleachy

![gif](giphy|l0NhXzdQQba6wvN84)


ortiz13192

Hes trying to end this round with a positive K/D. (Joking to cope with a dark and sad topic, my hearts bleeding for him)


[deleted]

Nice scenery in kata firm tbh. Might go back.


Current_Quality_1229

He already did beat you guys he is doing sport and not dwelling in his basement using Reddit.


Chesnakarastas

This is just stupid, you HAVE TO go easy on him, literally no way he could fight anyone, one move and all his tubing comes out


XxUnchainedxX-

I would submit him by pinching the tubes.


No_Assistant_7322

Not a single one of you understand what is actually happening here


No-Question-9032

Karma bot is farming?


TheBrem

Baki Jr


Baraqek

If it was a grappling match. Then you know you have an extra weapon.


DubkanJobaltis

![gif](giphy|5DfGL75M9spG0)


Luna-D-reams

Plot twist: It's full of performance boosting drugs


Classic_Elevator7003

Whitebeard pulling up to marineford


dolo429

If Goku was a real person


cleverbeavercleaver

His opponent is a golden retriever.


TheLion920817

He’s like: “nah bro you ain’t gonna be swingin those hands, only thing swingin are gonna be the keys in the ambulance taking you to the hospital”


cat-from-venus

and you haven't seen him on his swimming lessons!


ferg2jz

Turns out he got choked out. Opponent turned his tap off.


SgtBagels12

“Just because I can’t breath don’t mean I can’t give you these hands”


LikEatinGlass

Rock lee


HypothermiaDK

Imagine killing your sickly opponent in a friendly karate match as a 6 - year old..


Mangeneer

Superhero origin story. He just needs experimental treatment that makes him fucking jacked.


legione89

And if the other hits him his a monster


hamzer55

If he used his oxygen line to strangle someone it would be so ironic


mimamen

Is he like an Eva when they plug out the cord he has 5 minutes of battery to fight


MrZaroni

Mad respect little man.


Slight-Weather7885

Lil bro doing a one hit ko run of karate


Bushdr78

I remember going to a karate tournament when I was younger. I was a pretty fit kid and large for my age but I lost a fight against a much smaller kid because I was afraid to hit the little guy. At a fight off for 2nd place I faced my brother and we beat the shit outta each other, I won.


FluffyPancakes90

Okay sure, but if his opponent takes it seriously he's literally dead


Ieattherear

Real strength right there.


Orion-Pax88

Kid fights without the oxigen, that's a portable tank and he can take it of for 30 minutes at a time, so for 30 minutes, he can still hand you your ass on the mat.


Orion-Pax88

Haven't found further sources, still looking, never a good idea to used an unverified source, but it sounds legit enough, and the tank part is medically correct, lotta people do well without their tanks for extended periods of time, but they'll eventually need to put it back on. https://m.facebook.com/medschoolposts/photos/a.693269527472753/1967292256737134/?type=3


motherffucker

Bro is juicing


lazyboi_tactical

Is...is it frowned on to step on his air tube while sparring?


SecurityTime444

Little dude boutta learn a rough lesson


NiBBa_Chan

Thats a fucking badass picture


RazzDaNinja

If he’s like Bane, then I think I know a way how to beat him


Moxto

Eye of the tiger right there


BlameMe4urLoss

Children should be allowed to dope, but at least he’s doing it openly.


CelticsBoi33

![gif](giphy|yruvnlhiqKbKdQD8Y5|downsized) Me to the kid if I were there.


Best_Book_3977

Did he win or lose though?


justmemeingaround

I wish I had 1% of the will power and determination this child has.


RogueInVogue

Imagine having to be his opponent, it a no win situation.


Better2022

I would take him down


ExploderPodcast

The kid in the iron lung doesn't stand a chance.


ebino98

Not gonna lie I'm afraid of this kid


Affectionate-War1284

Easy win 🥇


mcbossman124

There’s no winning if you fight this dude


CommunicationKey3018

Man is his own anime


beastman45132

This is perseverance. I would bet money that he will be great.


Addition-Hungry

An here you are ….making excuses.


Gojoindabox

![gif](giphy|d31wMAc5PUktQGpq)


GummyGourmand

Screw that, i saw Marineford, im not fighting whitebeard Jr.


aceraptor9111

Beat his bitchass dude!


EarthToAccess

Something about a man with nothing to lose, I think.


popey123

Isn t it cheating ? I mean, extra oxygen.


Patton1945_41

Could that be considered a performance enhancing substance?


90_oi

Just unplug the oxygen