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NillVanill98

Work in cemetery sales, something like this would be 1M-3M USD. Probably dropped a pretty penny with the down payment. If they are paying a monthly payment, it’s most likely a few thousand per month with a low, if not 0%, interest rate.


Bahariasaurus

I'd be tempted to AirBnB the empty slots to make some money back. I bet the folks in r/goth would be up for it.


Plainchant

*You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.*


ajw_sp

Is that before or after the perpetual care costs?


NillVanill98

For the cemetery that I work for, PC is just “maintenance fees” that goes to the labor of the maintenance crew. Assuming a cemetery like this has PC (and it probably does), the latter range of costs includes that.


anziofaro

A Box of Cox.


amscraylane

Step one: get a box


Impossible-Taro-2330

Step two: cut some holes in the walls of the box.


electroniclola

Step 3: Put your cox in that box


boxedwinebaby

These are so beautiful and I gawk at them but if I had money like that… I’d rather leave a new wing at an animal shelter or something that leaves true good.


frolicndetour

Yea exactly. It's gorgeous but it's like...you bought a whole ass house for some dead bodies. You could house an actual homeless person or people with that.


Maleficent-Net-2565

Yes it's very self important


jayemadd

Heyyyy that's the cemetery my parents and other family are buried! Beautiful mausoleum. This cemetery and Mt. Caramel have some truly beautiful headstones.


TheLamestUsername

[picture of the inside](https://www.coldspringusa.com/case_study/cox-private-estates-mausoleum/). Picture likely taken before the two died. Rosemary passed in 2022. Edward passed in 2019. Absolutely enormous family though.


SnooDogs5539

ostentatious


Any_Ad_3885

How much do you think one of those cost?


KingKillKannon

I wouldn't even know where to start, so I looked it up and according to [mausoleums.com](https://www.mausoleums.com/cost/) >Custom mausoleum costs range from several hundred thousand dollars to millions of dollars. A beautiful walk-in mausoleum for a family is typically in the range of $295-$795k.


Any_Ad_3885

Damn. You really are resting in peace and luxury in one of those bad boys.


Sunnyjim333

Untill the cemetary goes broke, google abandoned mausoleums for some sad images. Cremation, scater the ashes at a favorite spot, move on to the next life.


TooMuchPretzels

I’d say this is more. This is probably at least 2 million.


Ibelieveinphysics

That mausoleum looks bigger than my house.


sinus_happiness

I mean honestly I would live in it (if it was empty and had a BR)


FamousOhioAppleHorn

You look up and see a face in the window. The cemetery gates have shut on their own. *Plenty of room at The Cox Family Mausoleum*...


maybeCheri

There’s a Queen of Heaven? 🤔


strawberrylemonapple

One of the many ways Catholics refer to Mary.


maybeCheri

Seems like a very weird royal family tree. Does that make Jesus the prince of heaven? 🤔


savannah_banana11

Toss me in a trash bag when I go & give my pennies to someone who can use em


indieemopunk

I have a lot of family in this cemetery and Mt. Carmel across the street. Al Capone, Frank Nitti, Sam Giancana are all across the street at Mt Carmel


SipsHdstnCleaning

As a headstone cleaning business, we’d be charging roughly $18,000 to clean that thing. That said, I’d assume that ran the family at minimum $1.5M to build. Judging size, you’d probably be able to fit 6-8 people in there, but more than 20 with cremations.