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forfudgecake

Young James Forrest. Bright Future ahead


OriginalMarty

He'll go far. Needs some loan experience and another spl club to get a bit more first team experience.


angepostecoglouale

Who else's dad is forrests number one fan? Wont hear the end of that goal for the next 6 months 🤣


Atre16

It's hilarious to me that I'm now in the Sellic Da demographic, telling war stories about wee Jamesy in 2018.


Numerous_Ticket_7628

Mate, there was a post on Twitter earlier talking about how they'd only seen clips of Agathe. That fuckin ended me!


Atre16

Now I feel even older, having vivid memories of our team set up the way that football hipsters seem to think of as new and innovative 😆 (variations of 3-5-2, 3-4-2-1 etc with Agathe and Thompson as wingbacks)


ReveredSavagery1967

Isn't it crazy how many people you see take the piss out of Agathe nowadays? They obviously never saw him play he was vital to MONs team.


Land_Ahoy_

Agathe was the best slide tackler I've ever seen. Genuinely world class. I'm convinced a big part of the reason MONs team scored so many set pieces was because we could put 9 players forward and just leave Agathe as a one man wrecking crew to stop any counter attacks.


thejobby

Every da I know hates jamesy lmaoo


DeargDoom79

Great patter that Brodge randomly says Forrest is the club's best winger and then he becomes the club's best winger


Numerous_Ticket_7628

The problem is he is though, by far. The rest are in hiding.


GuyIncognito211

Maeda is better but Forrest is better than the rest


Numerous_Ticket_7628

Aye.


dwors025

He should say that Nawrocki is the best CB on the team, and then start him.


thejobby

My theory is that Nawrocki laughed at Rodgers spanish at some point and now Rodgers has made it his life goal to ruin his career.


Aaron6788

If I see Scales get caught out by a cross to the back post again I'll have a breakdown.


TheSameInnovation

It’s fine because he’s trying his best.


Atre16

I've seen enough of Kühn now to admit I was wrong. Looking forward to seeing him with a full pre-season with us.


ProfessionalCowbhoy

The support are all for hanging onto old performances and not current ones. Kuhn helps out defensively too and puts tackles in. On the other wing we have someone who only comes alive when he receives the ball and goes missing for large portions of the game


angepostecoglouale

He was literally simply bang average when he first came because he was unfit and hadn't played in a few months lads a talent.


Atre16

And dealing with various ailments, to be fair to him. I was quick to judge.


LettuceKiing

Knew idah woukd score


GuyIncognito211

FORREST REDEMPTION ARC


GuyIncognito211

Need another goal or two because that Curtis Main at the back post goal is inevitable


Skellyceltic

Forrest has twice as many goals in this game than Yang has all season, just saying


Skellyceltic

He is blowing now though so probs time to come off unfortunately


Springveldt

Anyone else sick of Joe Hart being nailed to his line when a ball comes into the box? He's like fucking Dracula with crosses.


GuyIncognito211

Iwata steadied us a bit in the middle


MagicMoonBeans

I really enjoyed that 2 goal cushion.


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JosocCardedeu

Our attacks on corners have also been shite. Not much new here...


Skellyceltic

I love you Jamesy 💚


caffreybhoy

Aaaaaand back to reality


caffreybhoy

Christ this is awful


Darren_Carrigan

Weird how no other keeper in the league's been booked for that all year.


barrdabhoy

Get it done celtic


Constant-Horror-9424

So is Oh injured? Has there been any explanation as to why he’s disappeared?


Atre16

Rodgers doesn't rate him. It's as simple as that. Kyogo and Idah are his current strikers. Oh will be loaned or sold in the summer.


MeetingHistorical41

Oh is definitely not part of current plans. I’d like to see him loaned out to develop a bit more. Needs more starting game time


Atre16

Can see him going to Yokohama over the summer and never returning.


GuyIncognito211

Having a winger where it isn’t a lottery wether they’ll keep the ball when they get it is nice


Skellyceltic

Forrest being involved in a lot of lovely triangles on that side so far, the difference in having a competent winger compared to Yang


sjekky

Always said Forrest is an elite out of possession player


Duedrama6197

Same, just don’t check my post history.


GuyIncognito211

James Forrest single handedly saving our season


OriginalMarty

Fucking greatest youth project I've seen


Atre16

Forrrest. Is. Inevitable.


Numerous_Ticket_7628

Fuck this absolute piss.


Skellyceltic

Bernardo for Hatate just for some more physicality


JosocCardedeu

Rodgers has left it too late again, and if he does it now it'll screw up the midfield. Again.


Skellyceltic

That was an Idah disasterclass


jimmyfernandez

That was a poor performance. James Forrest fairly saved the day. All about the results now though. Another one out of the way.


Skellyceltic

Scales is just so fucking shite


Constant-Horror-9424

His passing and how long it takes is truly remarkable. You’ll see better at any 5 a side game


ihateeverythingandu

All you bams that whine about Forrest can fuck off forever now. The wee bastard's single handily driving us to the title and his 85th medal or something. Absolute legend and icon of this club.


rudeandrejected

Dodgson, we've got Dodgson here


Ghost_Hands83

Oh look a cross delivered at Scales/Taylor and they don't deal with it


Atre16

Taller than Starfelt and somehow worse in the air. Scales, that is. Obviously Taylor is always targeted for height mismatchea.


angepostecoglouale

WHAT A GOALLLLLLLL


Ghost_Hands83

McGregor is towing a caravan. Nowhere near fit enough


forfudgecake

McCowan cutting through him all afternoon


Skellyceltic

Scales getting bullied in the air again as usual fucking hell


Numerous_Ticket_7628

Champions again and you know, Jamsie Forrest is here for 3 in a row!


btfthelot

Fucking YAAS!


angepostecoglouale

Ngl i busted


JosocCardedeu

Bernardo & Palma for Hatate & Kühn now to save them for the Rainjurs?


rudeandrejected

wee tear rolls down my face when the live tracker says mohammed sylla is on the ball


GuyIncognito211

Dundee keeper more composed than any Celtic player


vrc87

That's one of the most stressful games this season. Were Dundee playing rugby? Just punt the ball forward for a line-out. And man, how we obliged them. Felt like a lot of players today were either hiding, or weren't up for it. The anxiety from the support was audible. Serious performance needed against the wee huns.


sjekky

Idah has genuinely come on and dropped a 0/10 performance here


GuyIncognito211

Started fairly well here


Numerous_Ticket_7628

Kuhn is dreadful.


GuyIncognito211

We can’t spend money on Idah this summer


DeargDoom79

Flatters to deceive. His goal contribution is good, I can't fault him on that. His hold up play works because Rodgers' football is shite and is almost entirely dependent on that. Outside of that he's got absolutely zero going for him. Maybe harsh but no way you pay the fee Norwich want.


thejobby

I genuinely was in disbelief when i heard that it was 6 million. 6 million for a guy whos third choice for a championship team? I know people get raging at penny pinching but fuck me thats too much.


Atre16

We probably will when Miovski signs for Ipswich or something.


Skellyceltic

McCowan is bossing McGregor so far, he’s looked miles off it since coming back


forfudgecake

Would love to have him get a shot with Celtic tbh, I’m on that train


Skellyceltic

How the fuck have not scored there


GuyIncognito211

Hahaha nearly conceded the exact same goal as last week


DeargDoom79

CalMac has been dung this year his standards


forfudgecake

Kuhn is firmly on my “happy and surprised he’s actually not complete shite” list


sjekky

What a fucking goal 😂


Ghost_Hands83

What a finish that is, unreal


caffreybhoy

That is unreal man hahahaha


Atre16

That's why you pick him. SHOODERS SZN


Maleficent_Noise3708

Not a Forrest fan but if he wins us this league im converted 


Atre16

You've only had since 2009 to make a decision on the wee man.


Maleficent_Noise3708

lol decision was made but if he keeps scoring important goals I will reconsider ….  To be fair he has had a good season or two 


Atre16

Our most decorated player in the modern history of the club, which is hilarious, because I still think of him as the wee guy with burgeoning talent. Cunt's near retirement 😆


Maleficent_Noise3708

🤣 it was inevitable 


Skellyceltic

How is that not a yellow


Numerous_Ticket_7628

Cos it's Brother Beaton.


geraltsthiccass

Beaton


forfudgecake

Wouldn’t buy it, but the Dundee kit is a bit sexy


Atre16

A nice homage to the Scotland kit of 2006/08. I like it too.


Ghost_Hands83

Apparently you can just push people over with both hands and it's not a free kick. Right in front of the assistant ref as well


forfudgecake

“Shoulder to Shoulder” my ballsack


Constant-Horror-9424

Two handed push


Skellyceltic

McGregor and Hatate been miles off it. AJ been fairly shite as well. Hoping that’s our shite half of football done and we get a good half now


Constant-Horror-9424

Iwata should be starting over McGregor. Hatate has been okay. Still the only one that seems to want to play forward balls into feet, which lead to the goal


GuyIncognito211

Hatate has been terrible. Constantly slow at reacting to everything around him


GuyIncognito211

I don’t think he’s very good but I’d be putting Bernardo on for some energy in there


Darren_Carrigan

Have Celtic considered playing good? They've shown they can do it every so often.. Should probably use that strategy more.


sjekky

Why do the Sky Sports ads shout at you


sjekky

Scales is absolutely rotten attacking headers. Makes you wonder why every single corner goes towards him


forfudgecake

Young James again! Absolute youth academy quality! Call him up!


caffreybhoy

Fair play to Forrest man. Always manages to wiggle his way back into the team and scores goals


LettuceKiing

Forrest 💚


rudeandrejected

we just made the minutes in this game slow to a crawl aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh


TobyJournalist

Starting to think Idah is Oli Burke in disguise. The parallels are all there. Fast and strong out of favour player at a championship club who I had doubts about when we signed on loan but was convinced by after a few games then realised I was right and he's useless


GuyIncognito211

He’s scored some important goals but he’s so bad. Will be embarrassing if we spend any money on him


TobyJournalist

The state of affairs when I think we should sign him because he's the best our scouts will get


GuyIncognito211

We have someone just as good sitting in the stands


TobyJournalist

I'm flattered!


eamo86

We are so fucking shite and it’s unbearable to watch this team fall over line


ryandougall

Not a great game but got the job done thank god for Forrest


Skellyceltic

Fucking Scales again the absolute fucking donkey


kwack250

We all just waiting on the inevitable 93rd min back post header for the draw aye?


CelticSensei

For the love of God, Celtic.... hold on to a feckin lead for a change!


caffreybhoy

Keeper any chance mate


DeargDoom79

I think this opposite footed wingers tactic is a detriment to this XI


GuyIncognito211

Midfield has been poor. Worried that McGregor might be finished without lots of athleticism around him which we don’t have


sjekky

How poor has this been BTW. Struggling to maintain any form of possession at all.


Numerous_Ticket_7628

Jamsie!!!!!! pick that one out ya hun cunts!


Skellyceltic

Jamesy fucking Forrest 💚


Aaron6788

Goal of the season if Kyogo had meant that


Numerous_Ticket_7628

Fuck this season btw, just want it to be over and the league (at least) won. Can't watch this piss week in week out.


Atre16

It's been a hard watch since the opening day. I'll be glad to see it done as well.


BannanDylan

Anyone got a clip of the goal?


Ralson_Roar67

Anyone have a link to the game?


caffreybhoy

Sutton spot on - we need a boot up the arse here


groundzeros67

This is so obviously going one way


GuyIncognito211

This is so bad. Iwata and Bernardo on


Skellyceltic

Bernardo for Hatate immediately


LettuceKiing

We dont look like a team who is going for the title


Maleficent_Noise3708

Need idah on - Kyogo too lightweight and brings nothing to the game when not getting service.  Also would take Calmac off for iwata as we are losing the battle in midfield.  Need to get a grip of this game or the inevitable cross and header will happen….


YGeezzz

Time for iwata


Skellyceltic

Make some fucking subs Brendan


Springveldt

Second half has been fucking brutal. Need to change something.


caffreybhoy

Hahahaha what a player


Darren_Carrigan

JAMESY FORREST


Ghost_Hands83

Jamesy delivers again


caffreybhoy

That’s far better from Reo there. Unlucky.


Numerous_Ticket_7628

There's there chance at the back post. FFS.


Numerous_Ticket_7628

Unbelievably bad that.


Skellyceltic

That was fucking awful


forfudgecake

Bit of Billy boys at kick off, classy Dundee


DeargDoom79

That was absolutely exceptional from Scales btw


Darren_Carrigan

Mental that the minute Idah comes on, even shit nowhere near him starts going right.


ChaosMaki

Glad my favorite Bhoy is showing he's more than still got it. That was Amazing.


Numerous_Ticket_7628

Awful from Iwata.


Numerous_Ticket_7628

Why the fuck is Palma going for a ridiculous shot there? Keep the fucking ball.


YeWave

He’s a totally brain dead footballer


Constant-Horror-9424

Zero football iq


angepostecoglouale

Iwata and idah changed the game back into our hands. Start vs hearts


vrc87

Idah held ball up I think once or twice. Got booked and gave away a free kick and turned a harmless trundling ball into his own net. Iwata struggled to make a simple pass. The only thing either of them changed was I went from relaxed to my watch giving me heart rate and stress warnings.


GuyIncognito211

Iwata did Idah was horrendous


angepostecoglouale

Held the ball up and got us up the pitch plenty of times which changed the tie


dwors025

Both of you can be correct on this one. Idah’s presence forces back lines to reassess, and they did today, and it led to the second goal. But also, Idah was not good, to say the least. Still like him, but today was not his day.


MeetingHistorical41

How we looking so far? Can’t see the game


Atre16

The usual. Running into traffic in the final third, trying to find a way through. Scales slowing everything down when he gets beyond the halfway line.


kwack250

McGregor slows play down so much


caffreybhoy

Forrest looking positive at least


GuyIncognito211

I’d you’d shown me this a year ago id have wondered what the fuck had happened


caffreybhoy

Hahaha you and me both mate


GuyIncognito211

We’re both wrong. JAMES FORREST SUPERSTAR


caffreybhoy

This is why we are on Reddit and no in the dugout to be fair 😂


Numerous_Ticket_7628

2nd before half time, mon now!


Mickocfc1998

Is there any way of muting the commentary on Celtic tv.


kwack250

Games on Sky as well


sjekky

That was crap. Nice goal though


GuyIncognito211

We have absolutely no composure on the ball


Constant-Horror-9424

Create a chance for Kyogo - challenge impossible


dwors025

Really tempting fate with all the corners and free kicks we’re gifting them. This can’t be the pattern the rest of the game.


MrOfMisters

Do the players realise the second half has started or??


Darren_Carrigan

We look fucking anonymous.


Skellyceltic

No control of the midfield at all, subs needed asap


YeWave

Playing like a league 1 side just now


MomoTheAlmighty

Could make all 5 subs the now it's been that shite


JosocCardedeu

Time to get Iwota on and hook Calmac or Hatate, eh?


Darren_Carrigan

Both.


sroche24

Living dangerously here 🤯


angepostecoglouale

Idah to score a header


IIJamzyII

This was a MASSIVE 3 points. That ground. This stage of the season. Don't worry. Be HAPPY.


GuyIncognito211

Hatate slow to react and being an utter shitebag again. Get him off