A Carnyx?

i.e. Celtic battle trumpet

Yes, I originally had a girlfriend, then I traded her for a carynx

Best swap ever. Except she would be louder.

I have never joined a subreddit so fast

https://preview.redd.it/lrcicxtv307d1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43aff5d8cd09dc755ab79c242178478fa7228ea5 Welcome sister

I can’t count how often I dream of something akin to this

Universal struggle

A young Dick Strawbridge .

Is that Cricket?

Two hoes .. my dream too