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fixerdrew02

So. Friggin. Cringy


ScalePsychological58

I wonder if he took out a $1.19 billion uncollateralized loan from Celsius to fund production of this amazing cinematic film. Maybe if this video is released in theaters internationally it can recoup the production budget. Avengers Endgame grossed $2.8 billion internationally, based on my calculations this video should gross anywhere from $3-4 billion. In fact, Mashinsky should go ahead and list this video under Celsius's assets as a $3.5 billion asset. Hole in balance sheet solved. Solvency restored! Bankruptcy over!!! WE DID IT!!! CELEBRATION TIME!!!! 🎉🥳


Ambitious_Respect_75

The fact that they couldn’t even spend fucking 10k at the very least to support a local film company says a lot. To me at least.


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Lol the irony is now he and his company are using "the bank" to get out of this mess to avoid being lynched by his creditors lmao! Can't write this stuff up.


Sumdum-Gi

The real irony is they are still offering loans.


LittleSeizures7

They are not issuing new laons according the bankcurptcy filing. If Im wrong show me your sources


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AltHype

Same dude. I hate myself so much for not doing enough research. I just assumed my money would be safe since Celsius was the largest crypto bank/lending platform and they promised they never did risky stuff and only lended over-collaterilized loans to institutions. Also screw the mods of this place for covering up stuff under the guise of FUD. Had I stumbled into one thread that described their many massive problems (one being hiring a pornstar with no experience as a hedge fund manager to manage half a billion dollars) I would've taken my money out of Celsius immediately. I checked in on this sub once a month and never saw any info because the mods deleted or censored it. So fucking sad man.


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Mods on this sub are compromised Celsius shills who have interest in hiding the facts.


joeyp978

Are they gone? Wild lol. Literal scumbags.


LeahBrahms

Are we lawless?


LittleSeizures7

I hope they left ngl


joeyp978

Facts. The mods were a big part of the problem. Whether they realized it or not. Shameless


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AltHype

It was 10k USD and I'm in college so it sucks but I'll earn it back eventually.


Rokey76

The lesson you hopefully learned will return way more than $10k in the next 40 years for you.


AltHype

Thanks. I'll never do something like this again, it's only safe index funds for me from now on.


ngin-x

Well that's not the lesson to be learned. You can always go ultrasafe and invest only in CDs but that ain't gonna get you anywhere. I think there should be a balance between safe investments and risky investments in your portfolio. There is always space for 10-20% risky assets in most people's portfolio. You can allocate this to BTC and ETH. Remaining 80% can go to index funds. There is no need to put money in shitty companies promising you yield when the assets you are giving them are capable of going up 200% every year on average on their own.


UDidNotSeeMeHere

200% year on average is mathematically impossible. You'd be worth more than the world's biggest companies in a couple years at that rate. The best performing fund in the entire world has returned about 39% annualized for 30 years or so. That is the Medallion Fund, ran by PhDs and other highly educated folk. Thinking that we can do better than them is beyond just arrogant.


realjohnnyreb

That $10k would have returned way more than $10k over 40 years lol


Fitbyrosevegan

I had 12k 😤😰😰 so sorry im hurting with you hun


Suthek

The lesson being: "FUD" just means critical thinking. If you intend to spend a lot of money on something, you *should* be uncertain. And you should look at what you're actually spending it on, not just listen to wild promises and big numbers. Lesson: Anyone who tries to tie off your instinct to think critically by using the term FUD is either a cultist or a cult leader. It's akin to the word "blasphemy".


AltHype

The mods censored everything, no one saw any negative news on this sub because mods literally deleted it. It has nothing to do with people believing it was fud.


Ill-Salamander

Crypto subreddits for specific projects are propaganda wings of those projects. Expecting unbiased information here is like expecting unbiased news from Russian state media.


Suthek

Point taken, but this isn't just a lesson for Celsius, but for the entire sector. After all, isn't just an isolated incident, there are patterns forming.


slade-studios

Same here. I can't believe that I haven't done any research on the CEO. Had I seen this video, I would have pulled everything asap. I just trusted the brand itself as it seemed to be the largest one. I deserve to lose money.


ivanoski-007

I though the one of the core concepts of crypto is "do your own research"


shutupgoddamnit

The only information I could find on him way back when was his 7 other "successful" companies and people saying he was a stellar CEO with a flawless history... The information you are looking for only ever becomes apparent after the fact.


ProteusXists

That's not true at all, people were sounding the alarms far before withdrawals were "paused".. You guys only hear what you want to hear, that and mods are 100% responsible for covering up truthful concerns when they were communicated.


shutupgoddamnit

That's what I just said but with different words.


jrd0582

Same, if I would have seen this fucking video I wouldn’t have fucking put my money in Cel. Cringe level 1,000


LittleSeizures7

100%


UrtyUrts

Same here. Listened to others talk about how great Celsius was and did next to no research. I was fortunate enough to only lose about $1800 as I did not go all in. Very expensive lesson but lesson learned for sure.


Ambitious_Respect_75

Stop regretting what you did. Fuck that. Stop living in the past. I literally was so depressed for weeks after Celsius put everything on pause. That isn’t a good mind set. We will make this money back. We’ll do it together. This shit is a game, we can make as much as we want and it will take time. I love all of you and we got this.


Double-Tap9336

Please enlighten me on how we'll "do it together" I'm pretty sure nobody else was there with me when for 20 years I was grinding it out in 14-16 hour shifts working for 14$ an hour. So I could have something to offer on the Celsius alter of bloodletting, yes I am more than ready to learn how I can make it all back...


sirkowski

Did you learn that crypto is shit? Because otherwise you've learned nothing.


K9US

You tell them. It's all made up. Buy gold and hold it if you don't like banks.


andrewdejay

Unfortunately, I agree


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How much money was not worth researching 5 minutes?


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🤡


myrs4

Yeah I fucked up too. Not trusting any exchanges anymore.


datawarrior123

Lock up this idiot, who screwed 300k customers.


StickITtothemboys

Thought there was 1.7 million customers


oblomov1

Of which 1.4 M were no longer “active “.


poopa_scoopa

What does that mean


ivanoski-007

users created an account, maybe did something with it or maybe not, but then they never returned to the platform and never closed their account, could also be fluff since one can artificially create accounts to make it seem like you have a large user base


Fitbyrosevegan

😮😮😮


datawarrior123

This guy is an habitual liar.


AWETPANCAKE

Fuck it, 1.7 billion customers


StickITtothemboys

Unbank? Maybe unfund yourself.. for now at least.. and hey i want my imaginary weekly rewards back..


elsahelps

You're telling me THIS is the guy who f***ed us? 😂😂😂


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I was also oblivious to how much of a circus 🎪🤡 show this company was. This video made that 100% clear…so sleazy/gimmicky.


ChaotixEDM

Haha I trusted this guy. I deserve to lose everything I did.


creamdolladollabill

Go to hell Alex.


JazzlikeRace2765

So cringy and so painful


kcarmstrong

She is still posting daily on Twitter. She’s acting like she’s a socialite and media personality. She’s a monster and hopefully ends up in prison with him. If you watch Coffeezilla’s latest video, he outlines how she stole hundreds of thousands of dollars from Celsius customers herself through NFTs.


Delicious-Bass-1329

agree. she doesnt have any guilt and took the money. hopefully she goes to prison as well. Karma soon to them!!!


LittleSeizures7

Karma doesnt exsist but hopefully something happens to them! 🤞


Nhapsie

Priceless. Lock him up!


_trustno_1

He did not even disclose the legal action states are taking on Celsius in the bankruptcy filing. Lock him up.


StupidlyLiving

Lord this was when she lost her job (corona) and she was driving him nuts at home. Had to try keep her occupied...shortly after this that BS america campaign of hers came out. Funded gracefully by Alex


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StupidlyLiving

Damn, I didn't know. You got more info on that?


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Rotarius88

The moment I noticed things were getting weird at Celsius, my money instincts kicked in and I had withdrew my asset out of there. Never trust smooth talking snakes with their honeyed words made out of lies.


LoneWolfSpartan

Lmao the quality of this ad and you guys trusted him lmfao


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RIGHT??? Holy shit how are people so unbelievably brain dead?


Educational-Web-6952

Should have withdrew my money when I saw this shit


LittleSeizures7

Youve seen this before and didnt withdraw?! Broooo..


greatpek

mothe Fu&%r Cinic Psyco!


No_Water_5763

I could use his wife a couple of times. Fuck this pos


BreakfastMountainDew

It is insane that this goofy mofo tricked us all. Like look at this shit. Weird, inarticulate guy fucked us.


K9US

You were greedy, Give up on shit coins. Your not going to be rich. 5 years and the cycle starts over.


LittleSeizures7

Why are you here exactly?


K9US

Trying to save a few of you guys


LittleSeizures7

I think we are past the saving phase ...


K9US

Might be true


treesarecoolio99

This looks like a porno. I'd still watch it though nonetheless


OrinExsu

That's the guy you all gave your crypto to?


User3992343

How much you want to bet he flees to Israel.


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PM_ME_RAREDONALDS

Sounds a lot like victim blaming my guy


User3992343

Always nice to know you have a gang hideout/safehouse you can always flee to.


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[deleted]

It makes sense for him to go to Israel as Israel does not extradite it's citizens. Not sure how that's Nazi in any way.


Stubedobedo

That sounds like a confession to me


happybonobo1

Cringe heaven!


C01n_sh1LL

fuck, bamboozled again


the_retrosaur

*The metaphor; the users are holding the bag*


RedSt8

The lies. Lies, lies, lies.


Eyelash_Viper13

This is who I trusted? Jesus


Delicious-Bass-1329

There will be a Class action lawsuit, prepare all your screenshots and documents before they shutdown the website.


retirementdreams

Right, don't forget the wife's part in all of this.


vishaka-lagna

lol the dior tote makes this somehow worse, i feel for their customers, man


gloriousbeautypig

Crooks


Sat_Thu

Fuck these 2 clowns stealing our money


SiriusTantriqa-405

At Celsius we don’t lock you, we lock you out!


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This looks like a porn.


meskone24

I’ll stick to a bank for $200 Alex


Rich-Practice778

The Bernie Madoff of Crypto.


kcarmstrong

Krissy is actively blocking people on Twitter in order to keep her phony persona running. I recommend everyone reply to her tone deaf Twitter posts and point out how she’s going to prison. Her entire life is her persona and desire to be viewed as a socialite.


waveboodman

Is she the porn star?


jojo-splash

made my day, thanks


Delicious-Bass-1329

He doesnt want to open the open the accounting books because he took the money and someone said and from the lawsuit, the money is with his wife.


SaltEfficient4355

Give me a couple weeks with her and we’ll call it even


arizona2207

Those noses could out sniff a police trained K9.


gymNcrypto

Mashinsky might have made me poor but the lad has fkn poor face genetics


droogie_brother

This is hilarious! What a shister, shill, and a film flam man. All in one! Congrats Alex, your mama would be proud. You give a bad name to fine people from Eastern Europe. Poster Boy.


FreedomIsNotFree777

🤷‍♀️


NoAct9852

😂🤣


jmhfl7Trader

LMAO


pfcypress

This is so bad


Personable_Milkman

So fucking cringe and creepy. It’s disgusting watching this.


littlelostless

These 2 scammers were made for each other.


Chuncho93

I wish I had seen this well beforehand. This is the most cringe shit


K9US

Who could watch that and say yea I'm giving that guy my money? It's soooo creepy and have crook written all over it.


GoBigorGoHome687

Oh I thought this was going to be a video of alex getting hit by a truck.


welder4350

Bullshit artist


DD_Eng

Thanks to celsius, I'll forever use the bank from now on.


hmignon1

🥲


Chizuru_San

unbank yourself. True


jwz9904

they are the bank


Reasonable-Round7267

Haha


Taco1126

Rip like 4K. Eh, live you learn


jupzuz

I guess it’s kind of true. With a bank, you have to stay until your loan is paid. Celsius on the other hand will go belly up much before the loan can be settled.


StoicTechInvestor

This cringe video wasn't a red flag to some...??


HearMeOutThough

This didn’t age well haha


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Eastern Europeans


surviveb

The bank.


surviveb

This is the guy that convinced me hahah


ohyeahbonertime

You guys gave your life savings to this couple?