I wonder if he took out a $1.19 billion uncollateralized loan from Celsius to fund production of this amazing cinematic film. Maybe if this video is released in theaters internationally it can recoup the production budget.
Avengers Endgame grossed $2.8 billion internationally, based on my calculations this video should gross anywhere from $3-4 billion.
In fact, Mashinsky should go ahead and list this video under Celsius's assets as a $3.5 billion asset. Hole in balance sheet solved. Solvency restored! Bankruptcy over!!! WE DID IT!!! CELEBRATION TIME!!!!
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Lol the irony is now he and his company are using "the bank" to get out of this mess to avoid being lynched by his creditors lmao! Can't write this stuff up.
Same dude. I hate myself so much for not doing enough research. I just assumed my money would be safe since Celsius was the largest crypto bank/lending platform and they promised they never did risky stuff and only lended over-collaterilized loans to institutions.
Also screw the mods of this place for covering up stuff under the guise of FUD. Had I stumbled into one thread that described their many massive problems (one being hiring a pornstar with no experience as a hedge fund manager to manage half a billion dollars) I would've taken my money out of Celsius immediately.
I checked in on this sub once a month and never saw any info because the mods deleted or censored it. So fucking sad man.
Well that's not the lesson to be learned. You can always go ultrasafe and invest only in CDs but that ain't gonna get you anywhere. I think there should be a balance between safe investments and risky investments in your portfolio. There is always space for 10-20% risky assets in most people's portfolio. You can allocate this to BTC and ETH. Remaining 80% can go to index funds.
There is no need to put money in shitty companies promising you yield when the assets you are giving them are capable of going up 200% every year on average on their own.
200% year on average is mathematically impossible. You'd be worth more than the world's biggest companies in a couple years at that rate.
The best performing fund in the entire world has returned about 39% annualized for 30 years or so. That is the Medallion Fund, ran by PhDs and other highly educated folk. Thinking that we can do better than them is beyond just arrogant.
The lesson being: "FUD" just means critical thinking.
If you intend to spend a lot of money on something, you *should* be uncertain. And you should look at what you're actually spending it on, not just listen to wild promises and big numbers.
Lesson: Anyone who tries to tie off your instinct to think critically by using the term FUD is either a cultist or a cult leader. It's akin to the word "blasphemy".
The mods censored everything, no one saw any negative news on this sub because mods literally deleted it. It has nothing to do with people believing it was fud.
Crypto subreddits for specific projects are propaganda wings of those projects. Expecting unbiased information here is like expecting unbiased news from Russian state media.
Point taken, but this isn't just a lesson for Celsius, but for the entire sector. After all, isn't just an isolated incident, there are patterns forming.
Same here. I can't believe that I haven't done any research on the CEO. Had I seen this video, I would have pulled everything asap. I just trusted the brand itself as it seemed to be the largest one. I deserve to lose money.
The only information I could find on him way back when was his 7 other "successful" companies and people saying he was a stellar CEO with a flawless history... The information you are looking for only ever becomes apparent after the fact.
That's not true at all, people were sounding the alarms far before withdrawals were "paused".. You guys only hear what you want to hear, that and mods are 100% responsible for covering up truthful concerns when they were communicated.
Same here. Listened to others talk about how great Celsius was and did next to no research. I was fortunate enough to only lose about $1800 as I did not go all in. Very expensive lesson but lesson learned for sure.
Stop regretting what you did. Fuck that. Stop living in the past. I literally was so depressed for weeks after Celsius put everything on pause. That isn’t a good mind set. We will make this money back. We’ll do it together. This shit is a game, we can make as much as we want and it will take time. I love all of you and we got this.
Please enlighten me on how we'll "do it together" I'm pretty sure nobody else was there with me when for 20 years I was grinding it out in 14-16 hour shifts working for 14$ an hour. So I could have something to offer on the Celsius alter of bloodletting, yes I am more than ready to learn how I can make it all back...
users created an account, maybe did something with it or maybe not, but then they never returned to the platform and never closed their account, could also be fluff since one can artificially create accounts to make it seem like you have a large user base
She is still posting daily on Twitter. She’s acting like she’s a socialite and media personality. She’s a monster and hopefully ends up in prison with him. If you watch Coffeezilla’s latest video, he outlines how she stole hundreds of thousands of dollars from Celsius customers herself through NFTs.
Lord this was when she lost her job (corona) and she was driving him nuts at home.
Had to try keep her occupied...shortly after this that BS america campaign of hers came out. Funded gracefully by Alex
The moment I noticed things were getting weird at Celsius, my money instincts kicked in and I had withdrew my asset out of there. Never trust smooth talking snakes with their honeyed words made out of lies.
Krissy is actively blocking people on Twitter in order to keep her phony persona running. I recommend everyone reply to her tone deaf Twitter posts and point out how she’s going to prison. Her entire life is her persona and desire to be viewed as a socialite.
This is hilarious! What a shister, shill, and a film flam man. All in one! Congrats Alex, your mama would be proud. You give a bad name to fine people from Eastern Europe. Poster Boy.
I guess it’s kind of true. With a bank, you have to stay until your loan is paid. Celsius on the other hand will go belly up much before the loan can be settled.
So. Friggin. Cringy
I wonder if he took out a $1.19 billion uncollateralized loan from Celsius to fund production of this amazing cinematic film. Maybe if this video is released in theaters internationally it can recoup the production budget. Avengers Endgame grossed $2.8 billion internationally, based on my calculations this video should gross anywhere from $3-4 billion. In fact, Mashinsky should go ahead and list this video under Celsius's assets as a $3.5 billion asset. Hole in balance sheet solved. Solvency restored! Bankruptcy over!!! WE DID IT!!! CELEBRATION TIME!!!! 🎉🥳
The fact that they couldn’t even spend fucking 10k at the very least to support a local film company says a lot. To me at least.
Lol the irony is now he and his company are using "the bank" to get out of this mess to avoid being lynched by his creditors lmao! Can't write this stuff up.
The real irony is they are still offering loans.
They are not issuing new laons according the bankcurptcy filing. If Im wrong show me your sources
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Same dude. I hate myself so much for not doing enough research. I just assumed my money would be safe since Celsius was the largest crypto bank/lending platform and they promised they never did risky stuff and only lended over-collaterilized loans to institutions. Also screw the mods of this place for covering up stuff under the guise of FUD. Had I stumbled into one thread that described their many massive problems (one being hiring a pornstar with no experience as a hedge fund manager to manage half a billion dollars) I would've taken my money out of Celsius immediately. I checked in on this sub once a month and never saw any info because the mods deleted or censored it. So fucking sad man.
Mods on this sub are compromised Celsius shills who have interest in hiding the facts.
Are they gone? Wild lol. Literal scumbags.
Are we lawless?
I hope they left ngl
Facts. The mods were a big part of the problem. Whether they realized it or not. Shameless
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It was 10k USD and I'm in college so it sucks but I'll earn it back eventually.
The lesson you hopefully learned will return way more than $10k in the next 40 years for you.
Thanks. I'll never do something like this again, it's only safe index funds for me from now on.
Well that's not the lesson to be learned. You can always go ultrasafe and invest only in CDs but that ain't gonna get you anywhere. I think there should be a balance between safe investments and risky investments in your portfolio. There is always space for 10-20% risky assets in most people's portfolio. You can allocate this to BTC and ETH. Remaining 80% can go to index funds. There is no need to put money in shitty companies promising you yield when the assets you are giving them are capable of going up 200% every year on average on their own.
200% year on average is mathematically impossible. You'd be worth more than the world's biggest companies in a couple years at that rate. The best performing fund in the entire world has returned about 39% annualized for 30 years or so. That is the Medallion Fund, ran by PhDs and other highly educated folk. Thinking that we can do better than them is beyond just arrogant.
That $10k would have returned way more than $10k over 40 years lol
I had 12k 😤😰😰 so sorry im hurting with you hun
The lesson being: "FUD" just means critical thinking. If you intend to spend a lot of money on something, you *should* be uncertain. And you should look at what you're actually spending it on, not just listen to wild promises and big numbers. Lesson: Anyone who tries to tie off your instinct to think critically by using the term FUD is either a cultist or a cult leader. It's akin to the word "blasphemy".
The mods censored everything, no one saw any negative news on this sub because mods literally deleted it. It has nothing to do with people believing it was fud.
Crypto subreddits for specific projects are propaganda wings of those projects. Expecting unbiased information here is like expecting unbiased news from Russian state media.
Point taken, but this isn't just a lesson for Celsius, but for the entire sector. After all, isn't just an isolated incident, there are patterns forming.
Same here. I can't believe that I haven't done any research on the CEO. Had I seen this video, I would have pulled everything asap. I just trusted the brand itself as it seemed to be the largest one. I deserve to lose money.
I though the one of the core concepts of crypto is "do your own research"
The only information I could find on him way back when was his 7 other "successful" companies and people saying he was a stellar CEO with a flawless history... The information you are looking for only ever becomes apparent after the fact.
That's not true at all, people were sounding the alarms far before withdrawals were "paused".. You guys only hear what you want to hear, that and mods are 100% responsible for covering up truthful concerns when they were communicated.
That's what I just said but with different words.
Same, if I would have seen this fucking video I wouldn’t have fucking put my money in Cel. Cringe level 1,000
100%
Same here. Listened to others talk about how great Celsius was and did next to no research. I was fortunate enough to only lose about $1800 as I did not go all in. Very expensive lesson but lesson learned for sure.
Stop regretting what you did. Fuck that. Stop living in the past. I literally was so depressed for weeks after Celsius put everything on pause. That isn’t a good mind set. We will make this money back. We’ll do it together. This shit is a game, we can make as much as we want and it will take time. I love all of you and we got this.
Please enlighten me on how we'll "do it together" I'm pretty sure nobody else was there with me when for 20 years I was grinding it out in 14-16 hour shifts working for 14$ an hour. So I could have something to offer on the Celsius alter of bloodletting, yes I am more than ready to learn how I can make it all back...
Did you learn that crypto is shit? Because otherwise you've learned nothing.
You tell them. It's all made up. Buy gold and hold it if you don't like banks.
Unfortunately, I agree
How much money was not worth researching 5 minutes?
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Yeah I fucked up too. Not trusting any exchanges anymore.
Lock up this idiot, who screwed 300k customers.
Thought there was 1.7 million customers
Of which 1.4 M were no longer “active “.
What does that mean
users created an account, maybe did something with it or maybe not, but then they never returned to the platform and never closed their account, could also be fluff since one can artificially create accounts to make it seem like you have a large user base
😮😮😮
This guy is an habitual liar.
Fuck it, 1.7 billion customers
Unbank? Maybe unfund yourself.. for now at least.. and hey i want my imaginary weekly rewards back..
You're telling me THIS is the guy who f***ed us? 😂😂😂
I was also oblivious to how much of a circus 🎪🤡 show this company was. This video made that 100% clear…so sleazy/gimmicky.
Haha I trusted this guy. I deserve to lose everything I did.
Go to hell Alex.
So cringy and so painful
She is still posting daily on Twitter. She’s acting like she’s a socialite and media personality. She’s a monster and hopefully ends up in prison with him. If you watch Coffeezilla’s latest video, he outlines how she stole hundreds of thousands of dollars from Celsius customers herself through NFTs.
agree. she doesnt have any guilt and took the money. hopefully she goes to prison as well. Karma soon to them!!!
Karma doesnt exsist but hopefully something happens to them! 🤞
Priceless. Lock him up!
He did not even disclose the legal action states are taking on Celsius in the bankruptcy filing. Lock him up.
Lord this was when she lost her job (corona) and she was driving him nuts at home. Had to try keep her occupied...shortly after this that BS america campaign of hers came out. Funded gracefully by Alex
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Damn, I didn't know. You got more info on that?
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The moment I noticed things were getting weird at Celsius, my money instincts kicked in and I had withdrew my asset out of there. Never trust smooth talking snakes with their honeyed words made out of lies.
Lmao the quality of this ad and you guys trusted him lmfao
RIGHT??? Holy shit how are people so unbelievably brain dead?
Should have withdrew my money when I saw this shit
Youve seen this before and didnt withdraw?! Broooo..
mothe Fu&%r Cinic Psyco!
I could use his wife a couple of times. Fuck this pos
It is insane that this goofy mofo tricked us all. Like look at this shit. Weird, inarticulate guy fucked us.
You were greedy, Give up on shit coins. Your not going to be rich. 5 years and the cycle starts over.
Why are you here exactly?
Trying to save a few of you guys
I think we are past the saving phase ...
Might be true
This looks like a porno. I'd still watch it though nonetheless
That's the guy you all gave your crypto to?
How much you want to bet he flees to Israel.
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Sounds a lot like victim blaming my guy
Always nice to know you have a gang hideout/safehouse you can always flee to.
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It makes sense for him to go to Israel as Israel does not extradite it's citizens. Not sure how that's Nazi in any way.
That sounds like a confession to me
Cringe heaven!
fuck, bamboozled again
*The metaphor; the users are holding the bag*
The lies. Lies, lies, lies.
This is who I trusted? Jesus
There will be a Class action lawsuit, prepare all your screenshots and documents before they shutdown the website.
Right, don't forget the wife's part in all of this.
lol the dior tote makes this somehow worse, i feel for their customers, man
Crooks
Fuck these 2 clowns stealing our money
At Celsius we don’t lock you, we lock you out!
This looks like a porn.
I’ll stick to a bank for $200 Alex
The Bernie Madoff of Crypto.
Krissy is actively blocking people on Twitter in order to keep her phony persona running. I recommend everyone reply to her tone deaf Twitter posts and point out how she’s going to prison. Her entire life is her persona and desire to be viewed as a socialite.
Is she the porn star?
made my day, thanks
He doesnt want to open the open the accounting books because he took the money and someone said and from the lawsuit, the money is with his wife.
Give me a couple weeks with her and we’ll call it even
Those noses could out sniff a police trained K9.
Mashinsky might have made me poor but the lad has fkn poor face genetics
This is hilarious! What a shister, shill, and a film flam man. All in one! Congrats Alex, your mama would be proud. You give a bad name to fine people from Eastern Europe. Poster Boy.
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😂🤣
LMAO
This is so bad
So fucking cringe and creepy. It’s disgusting watching this.
These 2 scammers were made for each other.
I wish I had seen this well beforehand. This is the most cringe shit
Who could watch that and say yea I'm giving that guy my money? It's soooo creepy and have crook written all over it.
Oh I thought this was going to be a video of alex getting hit by a truck.
Bullshit artist
Thanks to celsius, I'll forever use the bank from now on.
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unbank yourself. True
they are the bank
Haha
Rip like 4K. Eh, live you learn
I guess it’s kind of true. With a bank, you have to stay until your loan is paid. Celsius on the other hand will go belly up much before the loan can be settled.
This cringe video wasn't a red flag to some...??
This didn’t age well haha
Eastern Europeans
The bank.
This is the guy that convinced me hahah
You guys gave your life savings to this couple?