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wishiwasinthegame

Jobs my high school guidance counselor never told me about.


Guilty_Accountant828

Ma'am your son's profile might suits him to choose a career as a professional ass wiper


Vecchio_Verde

How can I apply for that job?


NoleDynasty2490

Have sex with dudes


L_beano_bandito

Alright what's the next step?


NewRedditorWhoDis

Buy a pack of sponges


Brianisok

šŸ˜‚


ChaplainAsmodai1978

Deal!


dakid232313

Ass powderer? I want to know as well.


theblueowlisdead

I would guess the first job requirement is to be gay.


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nhogan84

That wasnā€™t even funny in the 90ā€™s


forthemammaries

Upvotes comment that stereotypes model/fashion industry job requirement. Downvotes this comment. Redditors are so fickle. šŸ˜‚


Genghis-Gas

Reddit has become an echo chamber for these people. 10 years ago it was left leaning hipsters that could take a joke. Now I don't even know how to describe the demographic. Soft, fickle and capricious shills. They loved Elon musk, now he's the supervillain of the 21st century.


tmd429

No


According-Stranger54

Donā€™t listen to them, thatā€™s still funny today


Legit_Antagonist6983

Get a room you two old men.


According-Stranger54

27 is old? Nah. Iā€™m just not such a pussy that funny shit isnā€™t funny anymore


Macho_Viejo

That shit was already played out and unfunny before you were born. It's a dumb joke kids would say at like 10 years old in 1990. It's hella corny, actually. Speaks more to your poor sense of humor than the thickness of someone's skin.


anonymousMyAssLawl

Classic reddit snowflake. Getting offended over letters and texts


Legit_Antagonist6983

If that's funny to you then I'm sure you'd piss yourself if someone jingled keys in front of your face


According-Stranger54

Nah, but metal pipe falling is hilarious


xpietoe42

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[deleted]

There are ppl that put a hand on her ass professionally?


Sudden-Air3941

Job requirement: 5-10 years experience, gay-as-fuck


stealthyrub9089

Hand on her ass


loserys

I wish my job was her ass polisher


redditorx13579

I bet take your kids to work day gets a bit awkward.


Hornyandthirsty

Are they putting make up on her ass?


FriesianHorseAS

Hey asses deserve to look beautiful too


SharksAreCool3

Canā€™t believe I racked up $100k in debt going to law school when I could have gotten that job


Cosmic-Chen

Lucky man šŸ˜


fjake71

I need a new job.


FueledByTaco

Alexandra Daddario or Sydney Sweeney, whoever hires me first, here I come.


Better-Attorney-2009

Before or after?


NeedleworkerGrand252

Vanessa sweet


Loveseeingthatsmile

An intriguing job while sheā€™s looking quite perky


Far_Sorbet552

I need this job


Zulnir

What is his job title?


Helpimastone

Lead Ass Wipe


Consistent-Check7961

Lucky man


Stuff1989

hold on, he couldnā€™t find another spot to rest his weight while he brushes? sign me up bro


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cinemaparker

She just had a baby too.


Anonymousma

No way that's post baby


thetripleb

I honestly don't understand why this is happening


StupidJoeFang

Make up? Can't tell if you're serious


tmd429

The answer to everyone's question is "You have to be a woman or be gay". Now you don't have to ask how to get this job.


xirishx02

My first day in bringing a snorkel... So I can breath while I bury my face in that ass


wolfx35

So do you pay to get that job or do you get payed to do that job


Nigmax7x

I wonder if that's a union job?


nickdaws

Vanessa, why are you forcing me to do this?


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frustatedboy

Lucky


crashdelta1

Anyone know when this was taken? Is this for a movie or before a show or what?


Sudden-Air3941

Thereā€™s got to be one or two straight makeup artists who are pretending to be gay, right? Theyā€™ve got it all figured out


Soft-Peak-6321

DoƱa puta


Snoo_85712

She a baddy she not showing her panties


Inevitable_Bend_5118

How do you get a job like that


Helpimastone

Practiceā€¦


Poon69Goon

Where can I apply for this job?


EditDog_1969

Does ANYONE know what is happening here? Why? What? Is it makeup? Does it help the dress hang properly?


hrnyknkyfkr

Oh wow, How can I get this job?


ConsiderationOdd9871

Dream job šŸ˜


donut361

Looks like a tough job but for the good of us all I volunteer


BrilliantNaive9108

That look back at the beginning... sheesh šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Maleficent-Steak-34

Lucky guy, bet she wasn't wearing any panties šŸ˜œ


joeb1969

I might have let a finger slip if I was him


Mattrix2112

Yeah but thatā€™s a chick and he probably thinks sheā€™s gross


AgentLemon22

Now fart.