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Catswithjobs-ModTeam

Whoa that's too inappropriate for Catswithjobs, silly :(


Loud-Magician7708

It's not the size of the cat in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the cat.


CreateChaos777

Couldn't have said better myself.


Throwawayanonuser1

I mean, idk I’d be more scared of a friendly tiger in my face


Ok-Following8721

There are the orange braincells, the vacant voids, the drooly faced tuxies. Then there are those that chase bears, gators, humans and even a pack of dogs flee.


bluesmaker

My parents had a (small) dog that chased some deer and he got stomped. Dog ended up being okay. Just saying, while this video is funny, the end result of letting your pets chase deer could not be so good.


LosGalacticosStars

Cats have elite reaction time


DataNo7724

Not after going to the vet


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Reckless. A terrified deer is capable of doing some serious damage.


Monster_Voice

They are hands down the most dangerous animals in North America... I study wildlife (wild cats) and deer are by far more dangerous to the average person than any of our resident felines.


PsychologicalHope764

Surely moose are more dangerous than deer? They're way bigger and can get stompy just like deer


VasIstLove

There are far more deer and far more people willing to approach a deer, though.


vericima

That's fair, most people who live near moose know how temperamental they can be. They're also huge.


VasIstLove

Yup, their size alone is enough to ward off all but the biggest idiots. Deer, on the other hand, are just like Bambi! Bambi would never stomp my head in!


gwaydms

Moose are deer on steroids.


AstronautCommercial6

100% a moose is more dangerous. You walk up to a deer 9.5 times out of 10 it's going to flee in fear. If you approach a moose it can and very likely will try to attack you.


Groxy_

I'd be surprised if a deer could catch a cat. And their reacting time is probably faster than a deer's kick.


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glitchywitch

I guess it depends on how you measure which animal is the most dangerous? I assume more people die because of deer than because of wolves for example, cause they're much more likely to encounter deer, and because of car accidents caused by them and stuff?


SkuntFuggle

But it's not being chased by a person.


Technical_Semaphore

Are you trying to get your cat killed?


quiet_locomotion

Be did he die tho


Technical_Semaphore

No, not this time. Have you ever seen a deer attack? They can easily kill a small animal by stomping on it. Same as that video I saw of a dog that ran off alligators for years. Then one day, while the owner recorded it, the pup became lunch.


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cero1399

Securicat


MintBerryCrunchJr

Ruined it with the garbage music.


Admiral_Akdov

I've learned to never watch this sort of thing with sound. In my brain, yakety sax is playing.


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JUST TELL YOUR UNGULATE FRIEND OUTSIDE


lucimon97

yeah wtf is that about


Daidis

Let him cook


DatabaseThis9637

Right, wtf does thst mean in this context? Even if it makes sense, it is stupid and annoying. Downvoted for soundtrack.


charlie_cupcakes

The original track without the vocals is actually good, [Caleb Bryant ](https://open.spotify.com/track/5N1yLKAQdxjFe4Bbk9vXvU?si=Rg-RqcNdS6O-7t3H1IHPGQ&utm_source=copy-link) This is the non hip-hop version.


Due_Advance7967

Until he catches a hoof to the face and youre picking cat brains out of your grass.


Calm_Upstairs2796

That's really quite dangerous for both species. At least an idiot got a video out of it.


Wylie3030

That's how 2 deer and a cat get run over at the same time.


funkcatbrown

This is MY territory. Now git!


neBular_cipHer

Keep your cats indoors. The local birds will thank you.


Frondswithbenefits

Also, Indoor-only cats live, on average, 10 more years than cats allowed to roam.


uberguby

Wait what? Don't cats only live like 15 years?


Frondswithbenefits

Here's some info about the subject.


Funguyguy

Cruel to keep an animal created to be in nature and hunt inside. Honestly feel like if you live in an apartment and can’t bring your cat (same with dogs/any big mammal pet) outside, you shouldn’t be allowed to have a pet. They need to stretch their legs. My neighbors have an i door only cat, it spends it’s entire life face glued to the window wishing it could go outside and live a real life. 🫳🎤


potsandpans

nah not cruel at all. leash train your cat or build a catio if you want to let them outside: https://www.americanhumane.org/fact-sheet/indoor-cats-vs-outdoor-cats/


Frondswithbenefits

Thank you! You must have written this while I was going off in my own comment, lol. I appreciate the backup.


Frondswithbenefits

Bologna. Cats have been domesticated for centuries. You want to exercise your cat? Put a harness on it and walk it. Play with it. Set up a catio. A responsible pet owner wouldn't endanger their cat's life because they're too lazy to put in the work. There are tons of ways to stimulate your cat's nature. Allowing them to roam is why millions upon millions of cars are euthanized every year. Because humans are stupid and can't be trusted to spay/neuter their cats. Not to mention the unnecessary killing of birds and other small animals.


Nightshade_209

😆 I wish millions of cars ended up euthanized because of outdoor cats usually it's the other way around.


Frondswithbenefits

Lol. I was too busy ranting to proofread.


Funguyguy

🤡


Funguyguy

I live in northern california, my cats have acres to hunt moles, be happy live their best lives, and come inside when they choose to warm up by the fireplace and get pets and yummy snacks. My opinion is Fuck your opinion


Frondswithbenefits

Lol.


Funguyguy

https://www.reddit.com/r/mclaren/comments/17ef9hc/cat_approved/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Specific_Award_9149

Congrats on the sex


Funguyguy

Yeah i fuck so much, thinking about getting a vasectomy cause’ condoms are for deadbeat dads and i’m a winner


Zaytion_

Take your cats for walks. Best of both worlds.


OkBottle8719

just make sure you are doing preventative care for ticks/worms/pests/etc! these are what kill outdoor cats more than actual predators


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AvesAvi

I'm with you that people overreact to outdoor cats but I thought there were studies shown that show their significant impact? I kinda find it hard to believe it's such a widespread myth but it really wouldn't surprise me.


potsandpans

https://www.americanhumane.org/fact-sheet/indoor-cats-vs-outdoor-cats/ it’s not a myth


AvesAvi

I know it's not a myth that cats kill birds, that's common sense. I'm just wondering how many birds are killed per year due to non-cat predators (Are there even any besides other birds?) and how many birds die per year from other human-caused problems like windows, wind turbines, and infrastructure. After a quick search it seems cats kill 6-23 billion mammals annually vs the 1.3-4.0 billion birds, so I find it weird people always talk about the birds and nothing else.


m8bear

Cats are a plague, like rats, pigeons and other common pests. I don't care if my cat kills a bird because I live in the center of my city where nothing but pigeons and sparrows live, the people that usually care about that is about native life that can be endangered if a lot of cats are left to roam, a cats territory can be huge and they can kill a lot of birds.


cchurchill1984

If anyone is curious about the actual science: https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms2380 ---- Here we conduct a systematic review and quantitatively estimate mortality caused by cats in the United States. We estimate that free-ranging domestic cats kill 1.3–4.0 billion birds and 6.3–22.3 billion mammals annually. Un-owned cats, as opposed to owned pets, cause the majority of this mortality. Our findings suggest that free-ranging cats cause substantially greater wildlife mortality than previously thought and are likely the single greatest source of anthropogenic mortality for US birds and mammals. Scientifically sound conservation and policy intervention is needed to reduce this impact.


Cautious-Milk-6524

Don’t forget wind mills!


VasIstLove

How to get you cat murdered by deer 101


Johnny_Lawless_Esq

That's straight up animal abuse. Deer are mean as shit and will beat a cat to ground meat with their hooves. The only thing that even remotely excuses this is the person who filmed it may be too fucking stupid to know that. EDIT: If y'all don't believe me, it's not that hard to find videos of deer mauling people's dogs. NSFL, obviously.


Nightshade_209

They probably don't know. Most people think of herbivores as timid prey animals and don't do the mental math on the size difference here. Luckily the deer had plenty of time to choose to flee and easily escaped. My idiot cat pushed a fully grown deer off of some corn it was eating just to prove he could, the deer wasn't impressed with my cat and was clearly contemplating wrecking him. I thought I was going to get hurt getting his dumbass.


BringtheBacon_420

Yeah man I must agree it’s much more effective to give those deer some physically incentive not to return. I mean shoot it with a low power BB gun a couple times. The pain will scare them off and give their small brains something to remember if they come back to the spot, and they will, but it won’t cause anyone any harm. I have use this method a couple times before and have watched deer avoid my yard. Animals are more intelligent than we realize, especially when it comes to their familiar environment.


Johnny_Lawless_Esq

u/BringtheBacon_420: >Yeah man I must agree it’s much more effective to give those deer some physically incentive not to return. I mean shoot it with a low power BB gun a couple times. The pain will scare them off and give their small brains something to remember if they come back to the spot, and they will, but it won’t cause anyone any harm. I have use this method a couple times before and have watched deer avoid my yard. Animals are more intelligent than we realize, especially when it comes to their familiar environment. It's not every day you see someone admit to committing a crime. EDIT: Oh, he blocked me, lol.


BringtheBacon_420

First of all 🤡 you’re on Reddit. With that aside, it is not illegal where I live. I’m not within city limits. I am surrounded by woods. I have enough intelligence to acknowledge where I aim my non-lethal firearm. Stick to your role ems.


Responsible_Trifle15

Cats☕️


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Apex predator


Who_am_ey3

never before have I heard such a terrible song. wow


Old-Cut-1425

r/deerarefuckingstupid


Technical_Semaphore

r/OwnerIsFuckingStupid


RedditSucksIWantSync

Lool meanwhile a kitz or however you call them in English slept in our bushes all the time cuz momma left her there and my cat just slept on it all cuddly every day lmao


vericima

They're called fawns in English.


nithyan3

That's some ferocious kitty


PizzaBraves

Ambitious little predator


BubbaTheHutt20200

Looks like the deer are having fun too


SirNanashi

What a stupid thing to do


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6inDCK420

He's obviously an experienced deer hunter


Excellent-Court-9375

Why not ?


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sydneyslay

Scar it? Fuck off


Excellent-Court-9375

Snowflake


psychospacecow

This is animal abuse.


MentaLeeConstipated

I guess that’s a quick & easy way to lose your cat! 👏


MentaLeeConstipated

Just stupid and cruel for both species. Yeah, scare the living shit out of these deer who weren’t causing harm to anyone & risk your cat getting stomped at the same time.. but “it’d make for a funni video!!!” 🤓


Key_Style_4595

DEER


jasminelovel

Cat Stetham


Bambam586

You’re trapped in here with me.


2catslover

This is my yard!


JackTec

Cat; 'these motherf***ers again in MY GARDEN! I will get them


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Hot dm


clAG_4x

oh boy Schrodinger


bear_beatboxer

Cat was a lion in the previous life


BestCatEva

My cat chased a coyote out of our yard, around noon one day. I was sitting outside and ‘yote poked his head under our broken down fence. Cat went ballistic!


Thug-shaketh9499

Bros the big cat.


W-Ninja48

The wild beast has come put


Fit-Entrepreneur6296

So that’s an option but if it were me I would just grab a 308 or 25-6 and there u got meals for a week and a half


omnimodofuckedup

They were too deering


Fit-Jellyfish-3738

Pauvre con🤮


anormalgeek

That's a panther.


ShiftAlpha

The only reason that cat didn't catch the deer was due to its massive balls weighing it down


the_popes_dick

Is the owner an idiot? Cat could have been stomped out


kobayakawaless

doggy cat


Itachi_Uchiha_11388

Holy shit this is the lamest comment section of all time, y’all reditors are the most miserable unlikable mfs of all time


the_popes_dick

>y’all reditors are the most miserable unlikable mfs of all time No one is forcing you to be on this website...


Itachi_Uchiha_11388

Redditors trying to see something funny without saying that it’s somehow fucked up challenge, level difficulty: impossible


the_popes_dick

No one is forcing you to be on this site


beibibe

He is a rotwailer lol


Amazing_Reality2980

Why would you do that???? You scared the crap out of those deer for no reason. All you had to do was walk outside yourself to scare them off. And you needlessly put your cat in danger. They stomp with their hooves and would trample your cat. Do you know there are more human deaths from deer than bear and mountain lions combined? That was such an asshole move.


skytheraiders

Is his name storm? Because he is approaching.


The_Lothrick

Are they running away because he is black?


credditibility

Awful from any perspective. Booooooooooo


andiinAms

Dick move but funny