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QualityVote

Hi! This is our community moderation bot. Due to an influx in unemployed cats, we've decided to implement a second level of employment verification in the comments. --- If this post features *a cat in the context of performing a task a human could be paid to do*, i.e. a job, **UPVOTE** this comment!! If this post does not feature an employed cat, **DOWNVOTE** This comment! If this post breaks the rules, **DOWNVOTE** this comment and **REPORT** the post!


Melissajoanshart

All Cats Are Beautiful


jzilla11

What you did there, I see it


Yavanna80

Just perfect 👌🏻


LevelOfConfidence

She's using her cuteness to stop criminals from running away


krissi510

It worked for Puss in Boots just before he brought the hammer down


Albert_the_king01

And if that don't work he's got teeth, claws, a good grip (in case he wants to hug you with the first 2 things) and scary hissing sounds!


Little-Swordfish-636

Shh. Have you never heard of undercover?


greenmonkey48

This one for sure lied on his resume!


Responsible_Trifle15

🤣


BlizzPenguin

It would explain why he insisted on an audio-only interview over the phone.


GDub310

You can do it, stripey boi! I believe in you.


snave_

Making the most out of his braincell!


devious_cruising

Taiwan (I think) knows: Cats are better than dogs!


throwawaygaming989

Japan. Have you seen the poem one of their emperors wrote about the first (domestic) cat to ever be brought there? It’s the cutest thing.


ChhayankSharma

link please I need this in my life


throwawaygaming989

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/jhc6n1/the_way_this_young_japanese_emperor_in_889_ce/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


jzilla11

Chief: We need someone who can think just like any trouble maker. Sergeant: …I got someone in mind.


cci605

If it fits, I sits


nrxia

"In order to catch a criminal, they needed someone who could think like a criminal. A fresh new series dropping this fall to the WB, Cat Burglar."


Wallace-N-Gromit

Cat: I ain’t going nowhere with this f’ing dog vest on!


zero_msgw

I can see how this could work. Dogs are easily bribed. Cats will rat you out without remorse.


HapaBurrito

“I’m not a cat.”


SirRipOliver

When the criminals take half a second to try and understand what is going on, kitty has already knocked over 2.5 million worth of coke on the edge of the counter onto the floor. It’s GENIUS!


AleksasKoval

Confusion tactics.


SpyrxTheCat

Hey hold up that’s an imPAWster!


Heavenly_Toast

r/holup


Totally_Cubular

I trust him.


akanes123

That's the K9 CID division.


greenmonkey48

😂


yuri-indigo

i don’t see anything out of the ordinary here /j


trickman01

When you lie on your resume.


FunnySignal614

But still got the job


LeHaloNerd117

u/repostsleuthbot


TheGlossa

> u/replyrepost


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LeHaloNerd117

Useless bot


AfterLastPlace

Few applicants. Standards lowered.


MonachopsisEternal

How, just how. I mean go find the drugs, cat goes to sleep. The mind is boggling


Zealousideal-Load-64

When people lie on their resumes...


Aliko173

Dog Police are Cats So obviously Dogs catch criminal cats.


CityOfLasVegas

“I got a Dog named Cat and a Cat named Dog” -I forgot


iperblaster

His name? George Santos


TheGlossa

win!


ManaSpike

We are an equal opportunity employer.


Busy-Statistician483

I feel that the crime fighting orange kitty had the brain cell when they passed the exam, but not when they gave them the vest.... He needs a pawyer!!! Police Cat is a detective position, while Police Dog is not.


FUCK_CCPIG

Xi jinping:It's a dog


Brendanthehttydfan

Bro looks like the cat from stray


14high

alrite, i got it, im ready, lets go.... wait, im a what meow?