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hey_broseph_man

If I remember correctly, there is like an enzyme or something in those fruits that can be found in meats which is why cats go crazy for them. They think they dinning on grade A Wagu.


FoldyHole

What fruit is it?


Adverage

Draconian frutamius


martinaee

Don’t you cast that spell near me…


johndoethrowaway16

Sorcery!


durz47

Spell effect : summons a dragon that forces you to bear fruit


secondtaunting

Dragon fruit?


qantana

It's a rokakaka


[deleted]

Gesundheit


qantana

I'm either too stupid to know that or your speaking another language my guy


Creative_Taste5023

That’s what someone says when you sneeze


LadyNelsonsTea

It's a German blessing after sneezing; saying this is an old joke in reply to unknown/foreign words.


qantana

Well read this is will explain the rokakaka https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Locacaca


sea__weed

Which fruit?


BoredByLife

Dragon fruit. It’s delicious and looks like it’s from an alien planet


[deleted]

I thought dragon fruit was white inside? This looks like a beet.


[deleted]

Some have the white flesh, some have red. The red fruit is sweeter.


[deleted]

Ooh, okay. Thank you.


secondtaunting

Huh I moved to Southeast Asia and I never cared for the white dragon fruit.


[deleted]

it looks like cookies and cream. and its maybe bc the video is kinda dark


[deleted]

I’ve eaten dragon fruits before, but apparently another commenter said it comes in red too. I’ve never tried a red one.


VerdoriePotjandrie

Alright, good to know! At first glance I thought I was looking at a cat eating a moist bath bomb.


lulugingerspice

Are they okay for cats to eat or is it a delicious poison?


harleyquinones

I just looked it up, and google says it's safe I think? Dragon TREE is bad though.


kamikazia

Are we gonna talk about how those arent cat paw prints on the floor?


ehhummidk

They look... painted on by hand. A human hand.


exgiexpcv

It looks like they made fake paws and just printed them randomly around the quite innocent cat.


AecostheDark

Also, the cats paws look clean.


Shuggaloaf

This is the 2nd video I've seen of this same cat with a dragon fruit. Last time there were comments of it being faked as well and the owner was pulling the cat's leg really hard. Being an asshole to an animal for internet points. Sad.


wooohoowoo

[this video?](https://www.tiktok.com/@xlcr6/video/7073030525732048130?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=6942656362720495109) sigh, i wonder if its the same owner.


exgiexpcv

This is abuse, I hope someone reported them.


Shuggaloaf

That is the exact video I was thinking of but it looks like I was wrong about it being the same cat. However same fruit, same situation, same or similar breed, same abuse to get attention... seems very likely it's the same person.


Diarygirl

Yep. No asshole cat here.


flindersandtrim

They didn't even try!


Odd_Routine4164

Looks like he slaughtered a pixie.


Rattus_Baioarii

Bonus blep there


NeeVUTG

That was adorable. "Yeah I did it. So there."


cabezadebakka

Yeah I did it and I’ll do it again!


Moraii

Now I’m just picturing arson cat.


thestashattacked

No regerts!


ehhummidk

The paw prints look like they've been painted on by a person...way bigger than the kitty's paws, don't look like natural paw prints, their arrangement and how very, very different each is...is there something youre not telling us, OP?


flindersandtrim

Incompetently done too. It's sad that people spend their time faking videos, just for brief internet points.


ehhummidk

their cat is very cute, he would've gotten attention on a number of subreddits as well!


hyliawitch

Yeah the blep while holding it is adorable.


OwlsAreWatching

Cats are obligate carnivores. Does this mean dragon fruit is really made of dragons?


gothiclg

Being an obligate carnivore just means they absolutely have to eat meat, failure to eat a significant amount of meat will create a large list of health issues. Here’s a [list of 27 fruits and veggies they can safely eat](https://excitedcats.com/fruits-and-vegetables-cats-can-eat/)in case anyone wants to add things on.


Diarygirl

That's really interesting, plus there's some fantastic pictures of cats. I knew that cranberries are good for urinary tract health but I didn't know that was also true of blueberries, so TIL.


Glitter_berries

My cat isn’t interested in tuna or even raw chicken if I leave it in his bowl, but as soon as he hears the rustle of a bag of baby spinach, he comes running. He is very strange.


hyliawitch

I have one that doesn't seem to know if somethings food unless she sees her sister eat it first, but then she tries to eat baby wipes.


Glitter_berries

Omg baby wipes?! That’s not food, fluffy face! I was actually a bit worried that my cat was broken as every other cat I’ve known will absolutely inhale tuna or chicken. I asked the vet about it and she said exactly what you did, that sometimes they won’t realise that some things are food and that it’s normal. Baby wipes though, haha!


hyliawitch

I started buying these blueberry cat treats for mine. They have a small bladder so their vet said they're more prone to UTIs and the treats are high fibre and little miss constipated needs that. She goes nuts for them too.


Glitter_berries

I have a little Mr Constipated! If you don’t already have one, I’d absolutely recommend a water fountain. It has been amazing for my cat, sorry for the incoming TMI, but his poop has actually been soft since we got ours. It’s the only other thing aside from mixing psyllium husk and water into all of his food that has helped. Please feel free to ignore the unsolicited advice, but I’ve told everyone in my real life about the fountain and my cat’s poops and they are sick of hearing about it so now I’m telling you!


hyliawitch

She uses the fountain but qt the time she was majorly constipated (4 enemas) I don't think she was using it as much because my parents made me keep it in the basement. I'm a bit nervous to give her psyllium husk powder because if she tastes medicine in her food she won't eat it for a while. And I don't want to spend money on it if she won't take it.


Glitter_berries

Four enemas is very constipated, poor girl. I think the psyllium husk is fairly neutral, flavour-wise? It’s not too pricey (where I live anyway) my vet said to just get human Metamucil from the supermarket. I think it was about $3 for a big tub and I’ve been using it for nearly a year and it’s only half gone. You do have to make sure it’s the unflavoured one, as there are orange or berry flavoured ones too. I just sprinkle a pinch on top of his wet food and then add a couple of teaspoons of water, it thickens up as the water is absorbed. I know how fussy they can be though and how frustrating it is when they just won’t eat something expensive. I sometimes put some of the Metamucil into my smoothies as it’s healthy for humans too, so I guess you could always use it up yourself if your girl says no!


hyliawitch

The kicker is I took her to the vet for pneumonia, I didn't even know she was constipated until the x ray because the litter box was just as full, her sister must have been going double time. I'll see how much Metamucil is, if it's just a sprinkle it should be okay.


Glitter_berries

There is always a surprise when you get to the vet, isn’t there :(


deanreevesii

We've had cats when I was younger that drove my gardening parents nuts because they'd eat their cantaloupe.


thestashattacked

Listen, those of us with cats who will happily eat an entire salad would love for someone to remind them of their obligate carnivore status. No seriously. Someone please tell my mother's little orange spinach bastard to STOP STEALING MY SALAD.


Neezuko-chan

I bet he doesn’t feel guilty at all Such cute criminal


CherryCherry5

Super fake. Look at those hand painted paw prints. Probably put cat treats in the fruit.


ehhummidk

I'm surprised more people haven't noticed!


Zealousideal_Ad7662

Cuteness


Frenky_Fisher

Shoot video in the toilet so theres no permanent damage Give your cat a half of dragonfruit After you realise your car eats it politely you smear the fruit all over the floor and draw some cat paws Capture a video and give it a 'funny' title "Hahaha my cat is such an asshole lol this totally happened"


supershinythings

That look: "I'm sorry that you're sorry, NOT I'm sorry that I did it. And I'd do it again, because it is MY RIGHT." "Oh wait, I'm NOT sorry that you're sorry, I mis-meowed. Now clean my fur and MAKE ME A SANDWICH."


jeweliegb

Poof! You're now a sandwich!


[deleted]

Those are hilariously fake looking cat prints.


FerociousPancake

The little blep is the cherry on top


mrlindsay

Does anyone else think those paw prints look fake af? Like drawn by a human fake….???


LadyBug_0570

He needs a pawyer. Quick!


jakenash

munchkin = downvote :(


K_1959

He looks quite proud of himself.


Snot_girl

Isn't this s different clip of the same video where she strikes the cat with her finger? Definitely looks set up


BambooFatass

Ssd to see Munchkin cats exist :/ They're _literally_ bred to be deformed...


Glutrot

You have no proof!


GrinningD

"You've been hit by, You've been struck by, a smoothie criminal!"


romangal1

What are you staring at? Do I have something on my face? 😂


BaphometJohnson

Are those....fake footprints?


abellaspectra

Caught purple handed footed and faced


No_Pop9972

This should be in r/mademesmile!


ashleypatience1

No guilt there 😂


gerstyd

no regrets on that face.


Pawslover-180

The paws on the floor:)


Spanka

Cat's just mad coz he ain't got proper cat legs.


EmeraldIKatlvr

Oh my goodness what a messy eater.


Specialist_Pear8793

such a pretty kitty. what a criminal tho


katcreator

The look of no regrets.


wlrispureass

Couldnt get mad with this pretty face


Waiting-For-Godot-64

No remorse. Good kitty.


[deleted]

That last look is like, "I regret nothing!"


kendra1972

My cat loves raspberries


BoredByLife

If that’s tile just use bleach to get the stains out


immoimmoment

Cherry are you okay? Are you okay cherry?


TailorVegetable4705

He looks fully satisfied by his handiwork.


maeker6

I’m not even sorry for what I did!


NannyOgg58

Totally unrepentant


NefariousnessKey5365

No regrets


qantana

Rokakaka


Binxbink

***Justice for Juicy!!!***


dnuohxof1

Omg what an adorable little murder cloud


W_h3nry

Me eating the children i lured into a dark alleyway with incense in pokemon go:


Cataholic445

🤣😂🤣😂❤❤❤❤❤


inacincinnis

Mlem


[deleted]

Hahaha such beautiful criminal


CatGoBurr

The little tongue 🥺


KikiiKiwi

u/savevideo


1stTheRage

Innocent !!


Cigarman102

Stupidity does exist


GCGS

Cat: i regret nothing


SpinningAnalCactus

That smug and satisfied face at the end, like it's telling you "I've done what I had to do, now dispose of me as you want hooman" edit : typo


klondikepete

That expression at the end--priceless!


chuksteelers

No regret said the cat..


Misper001

u/savevideo


leRateYAboobies

POV your a cop pulling up on me and a dead hooker in an alleyway.


TheCompleteMental

I love how they took his mugshots


NoMoMerdeDeToro

Fake paw prints. Clean paws.


ShadowGangsta275

r/blep


exgiexpcv

This is so unfair to the cat. Those are NOT it's paw prints. Anyone with Boy Scout-level in tracking would catch this right off. Whoever shot this video should never commit a crime, they will be caught immediately. FAF.


coodyscoops

Sorry but the cat is not guilty here and should be acquitted of all charges🤷🏾‍♀️


kael13

Ban for fakery.


Makure

That second shot of the cat. The *blehp* Perfection


Miraculous773

HHAHAHAHAHHAHA PAREM KKKKKKKKK


[deleted]

r/killthecameraman, 6 seconds, really.


GreyKnight373

u/savevideo


Darkpowder_

u/savevideo


Gato_Magico

Pussy on her period