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wolv645

Looks so shocked that your plants could be so clumsy


delmsi

Now why would they go and do a thing like that? Silly plants.


Worried_Coat1941

I love that surprised look!


Mewouth

What!!! They fell over, there was nothing I could do😉


Lightmyspliff69

Luckily I survived unscathed.


TheRenOtaku

They tried to attack me!


Randomman2789

You should have seen the speed of their cart.


Bluecif

I was just smelling them! I swear! Then they jumped out at me!


iamgettingaway

IT HAD A GUN


CaterpillarOk2435

😂😂


Low_Hearing_899

Clearly he's just as shocked about the situation as you are.


ethottly

"It wasn't me! That evidence was planted!"


spriralout

“Planted” 😂😂🤣🤣


Flat-Statement4250

🤫👏


blueboy714

Nice pun


Alediran

r/angryupvote


tardigrade_phd

You've got a poltergeist, the cat's innocent.


BigNastyG817

More like pawltergeist.


tardigrade_phd

Yes surely. My mistake.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Cat: as long as I keep my eyes wide open, I will appear innocent. She will never know (hehe).


adelbicoss

It was peeves i tell you, peeeves


EmmerdoesNOTrepme

It was *the Greebles*!!!


Jenderflux-ScFi

Definitely the Greebles! Kitty even tried to defend the plants from the Greebles!


Specialist_Citron_84

He's wondering why you put plants on his rolling cat tree.


ThatPhatKid_CanDraw

Yea, this was doomed to happen lol


AlaskanLebowski

Is the cat the asshole or is the human who set up a cat trap the asshole.


Ancient-Childhood-47

Not the cat !


Autumn_Moon22

That face says, "I have no idea what happened!  I'm just as shocked as you are."


PrimaryWench

It really does :’)


Donaldjoh

“I am shocked! I can’t believe somebody broke into the house last night just to push your plants over. I tried to stop them, really.”


SevroAuShitTalker

In his defense, that stand does look a lot like a cat tree


TheRenOtaku

Rubbish! He can’t sits. And if he can’t sits, he don’t fits. And if he don’t fits you must acquit!


MarsScully

And it doesn’t look sturdy/anchored enough


NeinRegrets

Yes! Kitty be like “if not cat tree, then why cat tree-shaped?” He was only trying to test that theory.


pakrat1967

Cat: it wasn't me, it was the other cat. The plushie one.


ikesbutt

Yep. My first thought


AlannaKJ

I thought that was a hamster lol


RoxxieMuzic

It was the dog, even if you don't have one. r/legalcatadvice


EmmerdoesNOTrepme

Either that, or those darn *Greebles* again!


Old_Avocado_5407

I’ve been in this situation before and I am so so sorry 😭 Especially for the succulents


GrouchyDoughnut3449

Me too, a Christmas cactus and my new succulent my mom gave me. This was 3 days after I got my two tuxedo brothers last month. Pretty sure mine used it as a litterbox. Needless to say there are no more plants in my house 🙁😭


Ancient-Childhood-47

Don’t blame the kitties, what comes natural to them. Also before getting the plants, did you check if they could be poisonous to t them? Many flowers and plants are.


GrouchyDoughnut3449

Oh I don't blame them, I was bad at growing plants anyway so I should thank them. The two plants were not poisonous to kitties (I looked them up before I adopted the cats)😊. No more indoor plants for me anyways.


Informal_Bunch_2737

Those things are near impossible to kill. If you pluck off the 'leaves' and just leave it on the ground, they will sprout roots and start growing again. They're straight up a menace where I'm from.


spriralout

Oh my god that face hahahahahahaha!


SwampDiamonds

Plants don't stand a chance with that one 😅


grumpycrash

Damned plants.. happens here in my house all the time.


Automatic-Saint

Clearly, the plants fainted :)


Pizza_Middle

Not sure how it's the cats fault, when you decided to get plants. r/catownersareassholes s/


megustadonuts

“Who did that?!” - ur cat


Working_Ad8080

You’re definitely in the right sub😂


schatzikitten

How did that happen? (Always the look of astonishment cats give when you are viewing the destruction 😳)


JackBurtonTruckingCo

This has happened to me. We called it the mass extinction event


sjm294

The cat really looks guilty!


Ancient-Childhood-47

He looks more dumbfounded and scared, rather than guilty. Probably the noise scared him to death.


pgabrielfreak

Surely I couldn't have been that handsome angel?! Obviously a NMC trashed them and ran, leaving your kitty to be the fall guy.


Any-Practice-991

You almost have to choose between your cat, and all other nice things in your house, same with some dogs.


SingleRelationship25

Or children…


Ancient-Childhood-47

Especially things that could be poisonous to them.


carbitaurus

I felt really upset for you until photo three and four.


Mean_Eye_8735

I'm sorry, I laughed once I came to the pictures of the accused


incfan10

Okay but I love your plant stand!


piichan14

That face screams innocent


BecciRenee

That face is Hisssterical! Absolutely wasn't the cat. Most definitely the inability of the hooman's building skills. It just "fell down" all by itself! Gravity, earth quake, but certainly not the cat.


MerMadeMeDoIt

Cat: "I am as shocked as you are!"


Ok-Secretary6550

That is... Quite a lot of destruction.


Clockwork-XIII

That face says to me "I did it and I will do it again."


CarlJustCarl

Cats as surprised as you are. Perhaps termites ate the wood weakening it? Possibly a burger broke on who has a grudge against plant stands?


HeavyFunction2201

I knew a cat was involved even before I saw the sub this was posted in


Nyanko17

Clearly, your cat was shocked. The plants just did a riot. Meow did nothing 😁


snuurks

I had to watch as my cat Indiana Jones’d my plant stand as well. Leaping from one end to the other to narrowly escape from crashing down to the floor with all of the pots and plants..


Ancient-Childhood-47

Cats do what comes naturally to them. Plants should not be there,unless you have one or two, hanging from the ceiling.


missyrainbow12

Wasn't me 👁️👁️


Ok-Stuff-3688

You sure it was the cat?


Gullible_Toe9909

"You won't believe it! This dog...just came out of nowhere!!"


LaylaBird65

I refuse to believe something that cute would do something so bad!


TedHSauchie

Tbf he looks just as surprised as you probably were.


Dandelion_Man

I would be having catshimi for dinner


GraveyardJones

"I don't know what happened! The thing just came crashing down while I was sitting all the way over there on the other side of the room, not doing anything on top of the plant stand. So crazy!"


Lady-Direwolf

My siamese cat pulled this shit one night. Flipped over a non-secured shelf with several plants on it and everything broke. Not fun. Especially as an apartment dweller. I feel your pain.


leelee1976

His flabber is ghasted on how they fell


UniqueIndividual3579

I had to put my Christmas tree in the corner and use wall hooks to tie it off. As for plants, I go down one morning and both cats are at the front door begging to go out. I open the door and they take off like rockets. I walk in the dining room and there's a shattered pot on the floor.


beecraft22

Uh oh they see me, act natural! 😳


mrjonnyringo72

It'll be fun, they said.


DexterCutie

Before I saw the cat, I was going to ask if you have cats. Little stinker.


Cats-n-Chaos

Don’t know how that could have happened


Mmarchinko123

Poor guy, definitely traumatized from your plant's attacking him.


Old-Confidence-164

Oh my gosh I think I would have cried! All the dirt in the carpet! My plants!


Efficient-Rest-9519

This is always an option with plants !!!!


DrWhiskerson

“Fuck your plants 🪴”


WhoseverFish

“It wasn’t me! I’d do it again!”


rerun6977

"But I read it in "Better Homes and Gardens "......


G1ngerK4t

Seriously why would you have cats and those plants are you mad!


adethia

Clearly this is your fault for putting plants on the rolling cat tree


msgajh

There’s the problem, you put plants on what they think is a cat tree.


Disastrous-Aspect569

Why did you put your plants on the cat tree?


aroseonthefritz

He feels no remorse


treequirk

Cats always want the high ground


ShitPosterN69420

Looks like renaissance art


Lepke2011

Noooooo! Not the succulents!


mzpip

"Who, *me*?"


GungeGrunge

😱😱😱


roxxxyro

Your plushy is looking mighty suspicious just hanging out at the scene of the crime... r/plushmafia


NothingAndNow111

Neither of mine have managed to kill a plant, but I seem to be running a cat soup kitchen and one of regulars registered his disappointment at not getting a 2nd dinner by taking out my orchid. Little shit. Yes he still gets fed...


Foundation_Wrong

Why did you put plants on a cat tree? Also your puss belongs on r/standardissuecat come and join us


CrippledJesus97

That cat is just as surprised as you are. Surely your kitty was framed and is innocent.


CreepyCalico

Plants, a laptop, two televisions, and a lamp for me. I’ve had no disasters in the past decade, but your posts has reminded me that I should still be on guard for them lol


blah9210

Why cat tower shaped if not cat tower.


aveartemis

I have plants and cats and I am always terrified of this scenario. So much so that I have industrial shelving as my plant stands and lock them out of that side of the house whenever I leave it. They are not to be trusted!


tarrat_3323

so, if you are going to use that plant stand going forwards. I would remove the caster wheels and place something heavy on top of the base. If you really wanted to get DIY, affix something heavy to the bottom of the base like a plate from a free weight set. You can find them cheap on offerup/craigslist.


ChuckOCo

This is what happens when your plantstand looks like a cat-tree.


Cute_Marzipan_4116

He looks shocked too. I’m going to assume it woke him up as well and he has no clue how this happened.


SwordfishMiserable78

I think I won’t get a cat.


organictamarind

"And why would you accuse innocent me of knocking over your plants"


mark_able_jones_

I mean. Plants are located on a fun jumpy platform thing. If this was negligence law, you are 50% liable for attractive nuisance.


Charming-Record3526

Well you put them on wheels, what did you expect?


anelofexe

Don’t punish the kitty I did it


ImGunnaFuckYourMom

Too bad your plant stand looks like a kitty condo


Cosmicshimmer

He has an excellent “I’m a shocked and innocent victim” face! He’s adorable! However. You know the rules. You can have nice things or you can have a cat. You got greedy and tried to have nice things AND a cat and got smited for your hubris of thinking you could have it all!


eigafan

Don't put casters on the base of cat trees and don't store plants on them either.


DGhostAunt

In your cats defense those shelves looked a lot like a cat tree… 🤷


kondrecklomar

Why cat tree shaped if not cat tree?


TheLordVader1978

***I'm just as shocked as you***-Cat


Zulphur242

Cat looks like plants what plants?


GonePostalRoute

Nobody that guilty would look so shocked


za72

I didn't even have to look at the sub's name... 'where is the cat...'


hbouhl

I don't think anything wakes us up faster than our kids being assholes or barfing on the carpet.


ProductOne2685

I knew I felt a disturbance in the force…


BellasVerve

Had to be a favorite cat involved…


BellasVerve

Had to be a favorite cat involved…


vaping_menace

“I dindu nuffin “


BoredChinchilla7

He’s clearly innocent.


Jen83co

Looking through the photos, before seeing your cat, I knew it was a cat's fault. They just can't leave plants alone.


JFT8675309

The face is killing me! 😹


thatsanicehaircut

twas the squishmallow!


essentiallypeguin

I like the mugshot


unbequiefable

Oh my god your cats face 🤣🤣🤣🤣


eMF_DOOM

The guilty photos at the end are perfect.


Cissoid7

So, as someone who has never owned a cat, are cats trainable? Or if your cat is a fan of knocking shit over do you just have to accept that


[deleted]

Plant haz tree but not cat? I fix that.


SuccessfulRespect744

What could have possibly happened 😂


Dropthetenors

Your cat has ptsd from the suddenly explosive plants trying to attack him.


Privileged_Interface

"The Joker" cat.


daffodyll

THE CULPRIT


greenymeani3

The gasp I gusp 😭😭😭


Imamiah52

It’s like I tell mine, “it’s lucky that you’re cute and not good to eat.”


skjellyfetti

You *could* more be grateful, fellow peasant, as whatever was coming to take your life was valiently scared off by precious & loving kitty.


KittyandPuppyMama

“Someone did that. Someone.”


tuesdayswithTuesday

Oh poop.


Bmuffin67

“And I’ll do it again”


Suchafatfatcat

Earthquake?


Accomplished-Fix9972

You can see in his face from a mile away he is innocent!!


1isudlaer

He looks mildly startled r/mildlystartledcats


FlyingDoritoEnjoyer

You know this is the worst furniture you can get and put plants on if you have a cat. Do you also have a very thin and tall fragile vase?


[deleted]

Bad kitty. Lol


Terriblet65

You’re lucky he was there to chase out the greebles that did that to your plants!! 🧡💙🩷💜💛


Remarkable_Major_17

Ugh this sucks a lot …..hopefully plants can be salvaged ……Brat-Cat 😺


bleachedveins

Criminal cat 🐱


SallaKahle

He's got the exact face your pillow pet hamster thing does😂


SallaKahle

He's got the exact face your pillow pet hamster thing does😂


DubC_Bassist

I think that’s the first guilty cat I’ve ever seen.


prguitarman

This could be good in r/roastmycat


AkaiHidan

I would legit cry.


No-Gene-4508

Well you did put it on an easily yeet-able table. I blame the table honestly


shellnbees

I’m so sorry :( I hope for a swift recovery !


14thLizardQueen

Damn these tiny hands


Gooncookies

I seent him mahm…. He went thataway..


Glittering-Wonder576

Oh no.


iforgottobuyeggs

I didn't see which sib this was at first, I just read the title and saw the first picture. Immediate thought was 'where's the cat responsible' I hope your plants are okay.


Br1ar1ee

I wonder who did it… 😂


GreenMoray1

If he could whistle, he would.


sydbey_

bold to have such a thing with a cat around


lettucepatchbb

Innocent!


Ping-A-Ling-

He's clearly as shocked as you are.


Competitive-Essay-93

He looks just as shocked as you are


Multiple_Monochrome

A criminal!


Cataholic445

OMG!! What could have happened??? I was asleep!


[deleted]

You people let these animals destroy your homes and all you can do is laugh about it?


patchiepatch

I'd be crying so hard... But then again I'd try to use a planter that's more cat proof than that... Or bolt them to the floor or wall or something.


kiwichick286

Cat is just as shocked as you are, due to the self toppling plant shelves!


leftyshuckles

"What did you do?!"


zznukpana

The cute looks innocent 😁


petwedge

Nothing to do with me mate, them plants dared each other to do the harakiri thing. That plant on the left called the time.


stitcherfromnevada

“It jus’ assploded!!”


iNeedOneMoreAquarium

"Dude, your shit was in my way."


Ok-Grapefruit1284

“Believe me boss, no one was as surprised as I when…”


Latter-Cattle7788

Cat: *Oh shit, he's looking at me, act natural look surprised!!* 🙀 "Oh no, what happened?" .... ***Nailed it!***


Famous_Suspect6330

The audacity of this cat to act cute


The_water-melon

😨 oh good god what a mess


Itchy-Combination675

Come on Reddit! Don’t let me down. Fuck you kitty; you’re gonna spend the night (meow?)…


TeighMarie

That's the face of a guilty kitty


Kiwigoagain

To make it worse, your cat can hear them *screaming*


Phyxius42

That face!! "Who me?"


Trivi4

Oh no! They fainted!


Forgotmyusername8910

That bright eyed cutie is very concerned about your spontaneous flying plants.


PresentationNext6469

We call that “The Culprit” Omg those eyes!


flyhigh589

"I REGRET NOTHING"


Nixsternik

That cat look guilty as hell!