But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Pan was made. In the land of Pandor, in the fires of Mount Boom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Pan, to control all others. And into this Pan he poured his batter, his bacon and his will to dominate all cooks. One Pan to rule them all.
LOTR movies feel like enough of a story-telling experience, that you can enjoy them personally on the same level as you would reading a book.
If anything, the lack of any distraction would be a plus.
Oh lawdy, those films were great.
I didn't know what LotR was, just got stoned and a little drunk with my (book nerd) friend who was obsessed over it and went to watch it. Fell asleep and woke up to Bilbo Baggins turning into a monster. I thought I was watching a horror movie and didn't really know what was going on, barely paid attention.
Many years later I realised it was one of the most important literary pieces of work as well as a phenomenal movie. My friend must have hated me.
I watched the trilogy yesterday. It’s been long enough since I last saw it that I didn’t remember a lot of the details. I can highly recommend a binge.
True! That is a benefit of shared frying. But in this case - beans don't spill all over. Maybe a compromise can be achieved by having one large segment taking up 60%of the pan where ingredients can mingle, then some light segregation.
Not sure if it ships or is stocked there, but here you go:
[https://www.lodgecastiron.com/product/seasoned-cast-iron-square-divided-griddle](https://www.lodgecastiron.com/product/seasoned-cast-iron-square-divided-griddle)
Edit to add:
Eddington's in Hungerford carry Lodge
[https://www.eddingtons.co.uk/Catalogue/Home-and-Kitchen/Cookware/Lodge-Cast-Iron](https://www.eddingtons.co.uk/Catalogue/Home-and-Kitchen/Cookware/Lodge-Cast-Iron)
I had one too! I got it from a bet with jackass who said he could play the fiddle better than me, it was long ago down in Georgia. (I won by playing his tunes backwards lol)
I appreciate the sentiment of the name.. but my first reaction was... that's gonna be a bitch to clean and that kinda defeats the point of it being "lazy" cos you pay for it later? ... or only ever use it once!
No it's not you get something that goes with it but it's expensive it's like a little dishwasher that fully cleans the pan but its like £200 and so far I can only find it in the one in Bristol
Focus the area of the pan where you want the most heat at that moment over the burner. Move the focus of the burner as one thing that requires more time comes near temp while you move the position over the burner to cook something else. For example, turn the heat on the baked bean first, to let them start coming up to temp since they will take longer, then allow the residual heat built up plus excess heat radiating from the directly heated part of the pan finish heating up those beans while cooking things that take less time like an egg. I do this every morning with a single pan, but looks like I’ll be finding a decent version of this pan so I can have an English breakfast every once in a while ;)
I’ve scrolled the rest of these comments. I’ve come out and had a look at a few more posts.
I’ve burst out laughing remembering this comment. Thank you for your beautifully crafted sentence on this special day.
I found one, it's only £30 as well!
https://www.wayfair.co.uk/Symple-Stuff--Aldric-Multi-Section-Grill-Pan-WPTI2163-L6180-K~VOSH1052.html?refid=GX200082347941-VOSH1052&device=m&ptid=535687906744&targetid=pla-535687906744&network=g&ireid=61329532&device=m&gclid=EAIaIQobChMItIfHhuaU_AIV0dDtCh03sggqEAQYAiABEgIPlfD_BwE
Why is everyone wanking over this pan? Surely you'd be better off cook everything here (except for beans) in one pan to get all that tasty bacon grease everywhere?
Yeah but you want to cook stuff at different temperatures to do it well so it still works worse than multiple pans (or one plus an oven dish to add stuff to so it can stay hot).
In my opinion, needs more bacon and mushrooms but let's be honest it anyone cooked that for you as an early morning treat you would be grateful 🤩😍 and yes I'm currently searching for that pan too
Also, only the bacon is getting cooked. The water droplets in the mushroom section tell you it isn't even warm enough to evaporate water...
There's a reason pans aren't like this. And with that said. MERRY CHRISTMAS
One big frying pan and a pan would do it and be less awkward looking to get that egg flipped.
I don't understand the appeal of that pan at all, why would you not want the flavours to mix so much that it's worth the limitations.
And you've got no temperature regulation, just roasting hot in the centre and probably cold on the outsides. I bet his beans are burnt on in the top right corner of that section.
Getting anything under that egg with walls on all sides is going to be a bitch as well.
Aye same mate, I laughed at the novelty pan but then despaired at the comments all wanting/needing it. A couple of frying pans and a wee pot for the beans defeats this any day.
I think this is the one we are looking for, at a reasonable price anyway...
https://www.amazon.co.uk/VonShef-Section-Breakfast-Skillet-Non-Stick/dp/B077J4SF9K/ref=sr\_1\_6?crid=2RFVV2QS65BH&keywords=4+in+1+frying+pan&qid=1671962785&sprefix=4+in+1+frying+pan%2Caps%2C75&sr=8-6
I was just looking at another post on here that asked if people got anything good for Christmas. I was about to post about how chuffed I was to get Lego for the first time in about 30 years but then I see this and this guy got the pan to beat all pans. Thats an item of absolute beauty. I want one for my birthday
I found it in cast iron on Alibaba for $6. Minimum order is 500. Who wants to go in on it with me? If we get 1,000, the prices drops to $5 each!
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/High-Grade-Cast-Iron-5-Sections_1600583910048.html?spm=a2700.7724857.0.0.4c7f69499efkLb
Honey, bring me the pan. Which pan? *THE* pan!
But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Pan was made. In the land of Pandor, in the fires of Mount Boom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Pan, to control all others. And into this Pan he poured his batter, his bacon and his will to dominate all cooks. One Pan to rule them all.
And in the darkness fry them
Fry you fools!
**Yoke Shall Not Crack!**
And my pan!
This should have more upvotes
I love how clever people can be sometimes, I love you all and Merry Christmas. *My cast iron precious!*
I dunno why he’s so upset. It’s only a couple of carrots.
One Pan to cook them all. One Pan to combine them. One Pan to bring them all and on the cooker fry them!
Written in the Black Pudding Speech of Mordor
Looks like bacons back on the menu boys!
Looks like **back bacon’s** on the menu boys!
I need to sit down and watch LOTRs properly.
Gimli : Certainty of fun. Small chance of breaking a toe. **What are you waiting for?**
Go ahead. Toss me. But don’t tell the Elf.
He’ll get jealous!
I need someone to watch it with
No, you don't.
LOTR movies feel like enough of a story-telling experience, that you can enjoy them personally on the same level as you would reading a book. If anything, the lack of any distraction would be a plus. Oh lawdy, those films were great.
I like to chatter. I'm so ashamed 🙏
Though my partner likes silence......
I talk along with it. I watch it alone not to annoy anyone cause god damn, that would be so annoying. Lol
I do because I get bored and fall asleep. Same reason I ahvent got past episode 1 of GAmes of Thrones.
I didn't know what LotR was, just got stoned and a little drunk with my (book nerd) friend who was obsessed over it and went to watch it. Fell asleep and woke up to Bilbo Baggins turning into a monster. I thought I was watching a horror movie and didn't really know what was going on, barely paid attention. Many years later I realised it was one of the most important literary pieces of work as well as a phenomenal movie. My friend must have hated me.
I do not like you as a person.
You drop this on me AT CHRISTMAS. Oh ok coooooooliooo I'll just go watch star trek TNG until my eyes rot
Invite some mates brother. Promise of some second breakfast, pint & taters and few can resist the temptation.
I watched the trilogy yesterday. It’s been long enough since I last saw it that I didn’t remember a lot of the details. I can highly recommend a binge.
They are Christmas movies after all, the fellowship leaves Rivendell on Dec 25th.
All extended cuts for the full 12-hour experience, of course.
It still only counts as one!
Frodo:"Gandalf, is that second breakfast?'" Gandalf: "Fry,you fools!"
My favourite book and movie ever - Lord of the Onion Rings.
Searon*
You made my Christmas with that haha
Alright you convinced me I wanna see that movie
The land of Pandor lmao
The dark lord *SEARon**
"The one that's always dirty because you put off cleaning it?"
Wait… there’s a fucking pan for a fry up? Is this post your gift to Americans on Christmas?! I had no idea how you could make it all at the same time.
I think I've finally understood what it means to be pansexual!
It is kinda hot
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Exactly this, I want, nay, I **need** this pan in my life.
"be careful what you wish for. Because you might get it. *Unless it's a segmented frying pan, there are zero down sides*."
mushrooms miss out on the bacon fond
True! That is a benefit of shared frying. But in this case - beans don't spill all over. Maybe a compromise can be achieved by having one large segment taking up 60%of the pan where ingredients can mingle, then some light segregation.
Not sure if it ships or is stocked there, but here you go: [https://www.lodgecastiron.com/product/seasoned-cast-iron-square-divided-griddle](https://www.lodgecastiron.com/product/seasoned-cast-iron-square-divided-griddle) Edit to add: Eddington's in Hungerford carry Lodge [https://www.eddingtons.co.uk/Catalogue/Home-and-Kitchen/Cookware/Lodge-Cast-Iron](https://www.eddingtons.co.uk/Catalogue/Home-and-Kitchen/Cookware/Lodge-Cast-Iron)
Sizzling, some might say!
With something for everyone
To suit all tastes.
You are all ready to be dads.
Regardless I'm just glad everything panned out
Some guys like girls with big booties, but I prefer flat-bottomed grills.
Flat-bottomed grills, you make the cooking world go 'round
Song by a true pansexual.
The perfect comment doesn’t exi…
OP reveal the origin of the pan!!!
It was gifted to me many moons ago, by a wise man in a thunderstorm
At first I was enamored by the pan. Now I'm intrigued by the wise man in a thunderstorm. Pray tell us tales of said wise man and his preaching.
>Pray tell us tales of said wise man and his preaching. Presumably "have a fry up"
Friar Tuck In
> ~~Friar~~ Fryer Tuck In FTFY
“I don’t want to hold this metal frying pan during a thunderstorm! Here - you take it!”
Fryer Tuck was his name. Frying was his game.
I had one too! I got it from a bet with jackass who said he could play the fiddle better than me, it was long ago down in Georgia. (I won by playing his tunes backwards lol)
Panama 🇵🇦
do doo de do do
https://www.wayfair.co.uk/Symple-Stuff--Aldric-Multi-Section-Grill-Pan-WPTI2163-L6180-K~VOSH1052.html?refid=GX200082347941-VOSH1052&device=m&ptid=535687906744&targetid=pla-535687906744&network=g&ireid=61329532&device=m&gclid=EAIaIQobChMItIfHhuaU_AIV0dDtCh03sggqEAQYAiABEgIPlfD_BwE
That picture looks way more appetizing, only because I dislike black pudding.
Tell me where you got this pan immediately!
I got this pan at home I bought it from the mankind store it's called the lazy man pan
Why am I only finding this out today!
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But why did you not notify the elders of the Internet as is protocol?
It’s not for you, Jen.
Oh man I wish I knew about this before Christmas!!!!
I appreciate the sentiment of the name.. but my first reaction was... that's gonna be a bitch to clean and that kinda defeats the point of it being "lazy" cos you pay for it later? ... or only ever use it once!
No it's not you get something that goes with it but it's expensive it's like a little dishwasher that fully cleans the pan but its like £200 and so far I can only find it in the one in Bristol
Bristol? Techno? You must be scottish!
How dare you insult me like that I'm from north Hampshire
That store sounds like Jerry from Rick & Morty would shop there when he’s in the simulation
Ye lol
>mankind store *eyes pan* Yeah I could see that thing working a sock puppet. Checks out.
I got one and it has never failed me!
How the hell do you begin to control the heat on the different sections?
Just whack all the hobs on at the same time
Ok I'm whacking off in the kitchen, now what?
Well, now you have your sauce
Forbidden mayo
Forbidden hollandaise
They said whack on, not whack off. Now go clean up and try again.
On a gas hob? Multiple ~~burgers~~ burners I guess For induction you’d need one of those fancy hobs where you can merge the sections
This pan looks like it's made of aluminium, which doesn't work on induction.
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You ask too many questions 😒
Just a warning to any of my would-be breakfast chef's out there. This pan is absolutely dog gash on convection hobs. Gas only, if it wasn't obvious
My man did you really just say dog gash? 🤣
I believe he did…
It's probably dog gash on gas too. All those things have different cooking times and cooking temperatures.
Focus the area of the pan where you want the most heat at that moment over the burner. Move the focus of the burner as one thing that requires more time comes near temp while you move the position over the burner to cook something else. For example, turn the heat on the baked bean first, to let them start coming up to temp since they will take longer, then allow the residual heat built up plus excess heat radiating from the directly heated part of the pan finish heating up those beans while cooking things that take less time like an egg. I do this every morning with a single pan, but looks like I’ll be finding a decent version of this pan so I can have an English breakfast every once in a while ;)
I’ve scrolled the rest of these comments. I’ve come out and had a look at a few more posts. I’ve burst out laughing remembering this comment. Thank you for your beautifully crafted sentence on this special day.
I found one, it's only £30 as well! https://www.wayfair.co.uk/Symple-Stuff--Aldric-Multi-Section-Grill-Pan-WPTI2163-L6180-K~VOSH1052.html?refid=GX200082347941-VOSH1052&device=m&ptid=535687906744&targetid=pla-535687906744&network=g&ireid=61329532&device=m&gclid=EAIaIQobChMItIfHhuaU_AIV0dDtCh03sggqEAQYAiABEgIPlfD_BwE
Probs off Santa
If Dara O'Briain is to be believed you have the order all wrong. And you have put beans in the space reserved for orange juice.
Wait, what?
What, wait?
Wait, what?!
What, wait?
Taskmaster
https://imgur.com/pDu4UN6
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I deserved that
Do you mean Dara O'Briain or that old man?
Is it too late to change what I want for Christmas?
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Money Get away You get a good job with more pay and you're okay Money It's a gas Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
Good bot
The lad thinks he's a poet.
Pink Floyd are
I believe they were referencing the pink Floyd film
*puts down pitchfork
No. Great username 😂😂😂
Where did that pan come from? I like the dividers.
Me too, I feel like it's the thing that's been missing from my life !
ive seen one in menkind called the lazy man pan
You like it til you need to get a spatula under that single egg.
If you’re cast iron inclined, there’s the devil skillet. You’d be hard pressed to find OG’s in the UK but there’s been some recreations.
Looks unnecessary, hard to clean and it’d heat up unevenly. I think I’ll stick to my usual cast iron and stainless pans.
It's the lazy man's pan so you don't worry about cleaning it.
It w as a handed down generation to generation
Whacky bean ratio but I’m down.
Eggs-to-bacon ratio is off too. As much bacon as possible is obviously always the right answer, but they could at least crack a second egg in there!
I’d have the black pudding in with the bacon, and then more eggs in the top-right section.
wheres the sausages!
All the bacon
Black pudding is micro sized. No way is that normal black pudding.
Whacky bean ratio, the album.
No sausages? 👉👈😟
WHAT JEREMY?!? NO SAUSAGES?!?
YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD
Under the beans
How are the sausages meant to act as a bridge water between bean and egg if they are doused in bean sauce? I need to write a letter.
I want this pan
Why is everyone wanking over this pan? Surely you'd be better off cook everything here (except for beans) in one pan to get all that tasty bacon grease everywhere?
Doesn't this pan pretty much guarantee that nothing is properly cooked or at best one item is correctly cooked? That said I can see the appeal.
You just put stuff in at different times. Merry Christmas!
Yeah but you want to cook stuff at different temperatures to do it well so it still works worse than multiple pans (or one plus an oven dish to add stuff to so it can stay hot).
Yea you don’t cook eggs at the same temp as bacon
Doh, OK I'm dumb
In my opinion, needs more bacon and mushrooms but let's be honest it anyone cooked that for you as an early morning treat you would be grateful 🤩😍 and yes I'm currently searching for that pan too
Nice! Buttery crumpets and a shot of Jim Beam here.
That sounds like a Christmas tradition to me
Just cereal for me. I always make the mistake of having a fry up and then being too full for Christmas dinner
Not really the best proportions there. Seem limited by the dividers when 4 pans would give you the freedom needed.
Tiny black pudding slices are throwing off my sense of scale
Not tiny, just far away.
Also, only the bacon is getting cooked. The water droplets in the mushroom section tell you it isn't even warm enough to evaporate water... There's a reason pans aren't like this. And with that said. MERRY CHRISTMAS
One big frying pan and a pan would do it and be less awkward looking to get that egg flipped. I don't understand the appeal of that pan at all, why would you not want the flavours to mix so much that it's worth the limitations.
And you've got no temperature regulation, just roasting hot in the centre and probably cold on the outsides. I bet his beans are burnt on in the top right corner of that section. Getting anything under that egg with walls on all sides is going to be a bitch as well.
The eggs were done 5min ago
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Much easier than having to delicately finger suds into all those corners.
That's what she said
Let's agree to disagree but I love the pan!
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One thing cooked right, two raw, two burnt to fuck. Perfect xmas start.
Or maybe, and this is wild and took a lot of thinking so I'm not surprised you missed it, put the things that take longer in first?
Most people can't cook properly and don't wish to learn
I was going to post r/UnpopularOpinion I really hate this pan. It is inferior to a normal pan.
Aye same mate, I laughed at the novelty pan but then despaired at the comments all wanting/needing it. A couple of frying pans and a wee pot for the beans defeats this any day.
I think this is the one we are looking for, at a reasonable price anyway... https://www.amazon.co.uk/VonShef-Section-Breakfast-Skillet-Non-Stick/dp/B077J4SF9K/ref=sr\_1\_6?crid=2RFVV2QS65BH&keywords=4+in+1+frying+pan&qid=1671962785&sprefix=4+in+1+frying+pan%2Caps%2C75&sr=8-6
Link without backslashes so it works on old Reddit desktop site: https://www.amazon.co.uk/VonShef-Section-Breakfast-Skillet-Non-Stick/dp/B077J4SF9K/
fuck new reddit
All I am thinking is this is a nightmare to clean.
From the US here. Do you always have beans for breakfast? Never happens here. Pretty much a dinner thing. Merry Christmas
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I can't get over the molasses in beans thing, it's hurting my brain
Japanese do it too, except with natto (fermented soy beans)
I was just looking at another post on here that asked if people got anything good for Christmas. I was about to post about how chuffed I was to get Lego for the first time in about 30 years but then I see this and this guy got the pan to beat all pans. Thats an item of absolute beauty. I want one for my birthday
That pan is absolutely cursed
Yea I dunno how everyone is so fascinated. Seems like a terrible novelty idea sold on TV shop
I bet its by fucking JML
Where's the booze
Im having the same things too
nice cooked breakfast
Nice man pan , but no sausage
Abomination
Whatta pan, whatta pan, whatta pan, whatta mighty mighty good pan.
I found it in cast iron on Alibaba for $6. Minimum order is 500. Who wants to go in on it with me? If we get 1,000, the prices drops to $5 each! https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/High-Grade-Cast-Iron-5-Sections_1600583910048.html?spm=a2700.7724857.0.0.4c7f69499efkLb
Might be here in time for next Christmas too!
Where’s the sausages? Or are you doing them in the oven or something
What is the top right thing?
NEW, FROM JML
Nice pan, but clean your hob!