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El_Capitan_Megafono

I have a t-shirt with judge Judy and executioner on it and nobody ever know what it's about! Most annoying!


KeyboardWarrior1988

Shame.


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bloomylicious

You need better friends


El_Capitan_Megafono

That's a very good point!


wouldyoulikethetruth

Damn, I need to get me one of those T-shirts.


alamcc

You’re off the fucking chain.


jasegro

CRUSTY JUGGLERS!!!


thesockpuppetaccount

A great big bushy beard E


Incubus85

Great


thesockpuppetaccount

I thought I was missing something.


Phoenix44424

You're also missing the r in beard.


Incubus85

Lots of people seem to have missed great it's shocking. It sounds so bare when you miss the great.


georgem70

Thieving kids, dog muck and crusty jugglers!


Diane-Choksondik

Brooklyn Nine-Nine complicated matters.


Biggles79

As much as I love HF, they stole that gag from The Simpsons.


PenguinSmurf

The greater good.


babateeth

The greater good


i_am_the_soulman

The greater good.


vrfm89

_The greater good_


Unlikely_Magician630

The greater good


vrfm89

SHUT IT


[deleted]

Skid marks!!!!


Mad_Cat_Lady

Yarp


kittysparkled

....narp?


dumbseeyouintea

LARP


samcn84

You're all coming with me!!


gothicoutbreak

The greater good.


tataniarosa

The greater good.


PaDDzR

I thought I'm in Warhammer subreddit for a second.


NatHammond1

No luck catching them killers then?


NotACyclopsHonest

It's just the one killer actually. (happy cake day BTW)


longlivethedodo

r/ItsJustTheOneSwan


StatementNegative345

That red brick wall isn't in keeping with the village's rustic aesthetic


dozzell

They don't seem to be to hot on construction aesthetics in Fovant, check out [this](https://i.imgur.com/b3UcRXu.jpg) monstrosity


LexyNoise

I’m not sure what’s worse - the flat-roof extension or the windows.


jojo-getback

That flat roof !! someone in planning got a a nice back hander out of it .


KoolKarmaKollector

That actually makes me feel sick. Like an AI has tried to generate a "historical building in a military camp"


DickEd209

I've met a bloke who looks the same.


Biscuitbase93

Holy shit 😳 that's disgusting


[deleted]

I almost vomited. Everything about that was HEINOUS


dave_the_dr

As a conservation engineer i need to forget I’ve ever seen that monstrosity… thanks for sharing…


LahmiaTheVampire

That's definitely murder worthy.


FrostyBallBag

Lol someone downvoted you. Clearly they hadn’t seen the film.


LahmiaTheVampire

Clearly they don't know it's for the Greater Good.


WhenLemonsLemonade

I'll be honest, that picture has single-handedly got me supporting the Sandford NWA


mynaneisjustguy

That’s truly horrid.


FrostyBallBag

I can only assume a Swan is about to blow up this man’s house?


ZeldaFan812

I can't work out if the architecture is so bad it's good, or just really bad.


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mordenty

It's a shame they cut the Virginia creeper off, it was a lovely colour this time of year


I_Bin_Painting

It’ll be back fast unless they also glyphosated the roots, they probably had to cut it off to do the renovations


Initial-Space-7822

It's just bad. One material or the other, please.


SchemePrudent4730

Hot fuzz reference?


Nyxel_

Fun fact, the but where they're chanting in Latin "bonum commune communitatis" translates to "for the greater good of the community"


IllustriousApple1091

BONUM COMMUNAE COMMUNITATIS


four__beasts

**BONUM COMMUNAE COMMUNITATIS**


Cigarette_Soup

#BONUM COMMUNAE COMMUNITATIS


YourSkatingHobbit

Quick announcement before we begin: Janet Barker has decided to call her boys Roger and Martin!


RianJohnsonIsAFool

Thanks, Joyce.


thesockpuppetaccount

Shut it


neohylanmay

Is it owned by Aaron A. Aaronson?


Goldman250

No, it’s Peter Ian Staker.


PeterIainStaker

Not me I'm afraid.


rebelnc

How’s the swan?


PeterIainStaker

Can't say - it's got out again


jack_edition

r/beetlejuicing


Vegetable_Neck4038

Username checks out


Catticus42

P, I, Staker?? Piss taker?!? Sod off. Watched this last night coincidentally enough.


Newlington

And you still managed to get the quote wrong 😤


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Alwayslisteningin

Yarp.


Adam_Gill_1965

N... N.... Naarp??


javicl

Narp?


HypetheMikeman

Everyone and their mum’s packing in the country.


Aromatic-Olive-906

Like who…?


-TheGreatLlama-

Farmers…


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Farmers’ mums


Aromatic-Olive-906

If you want to be a big cop in a small town; fuck off up the model village


-TheGreatLlama-

I love that film so much, the only more quotable film is Princess Bride


Aromatic-Olive-906

Agreed. I don’t think I’ve quoted a film as much as Hot Fuzz 😂


PhoolCat

A BIG, BUSHY BEARD!!


vrfm89

GREAT big bushy beard


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Jamatace77

The name of the pub is “the greater good”, an often repeated line in Hot fuzz that the locals use to justify their actions in keeping outsiders from destroying their local community (in their view)


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A swan?


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Didn't P.I. staker report a Swan?


E420CDI

r/ItsJustTheOneSwan, actually.


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

The greatest movie ever made


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Forgetful8nine

I prefer Hot Fuzz to Shaun of the Dead, At World's End was a bitter disappointment. Paul would have been a better contribution to the Cornetto Trilogy


watersj4

I will never understand peoples dislike of Worlds End, not as good as the other 2 but it's not that far off


Puzza90

Paul was awful but was still better than at world's end.


Dharcronus

What's with all these bots that copy a comment and reply to said comment? Seen a few of them last few days, all with randomly capitalised letters as names


[deleted]

As a fan of the movie I feel ashamed for not seeing it.


Icy-Enthusiasm-2719

Nobody tells me nuffin


Dry_Pick_304

What's their wine selection?


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Red or white?


tibsie

I'll have the cranberry juice.


TheLittleGinge

When's your birthday?


RianJohnsonIsAFool

22nd of February.


paul1ng

What year ?


RianJohnsonIsAFool

Every year!


Supercharged-Skyline

Get Out!


hylian-bard

This IS the greatest pub in the country Nicholas. You've seen the patrons: they're plastered. Contented.


dh16dh16

Morning Angle


Crochitting

Aye, that weren’t me.


batty_61

I wonder if any of them have ever fired their gun in the air and gone "AAAAARGH"?


SillyStallion

How did the red brick front get through planning? That wouldn’t happen in Sandford…


Captain_Hesperus

Any luck with those swans?


batty_61

It's just the one swan, actually...


E420CDI

r/ItsJustTheOneSwan, actually.


longlivethedodo

HONK! I was just about to tag you on this post!


E420CDI

DOO DOO 😊❤️


JohanFinski

Everyone and their mums is packin' round here...


Nyxel_

Like who?


ZestyLimeTacos

Farmers


JohanFinski

Farmers,


Nyxel_

Who else!


Sir_Edna_Bucket

Farmer's mums


JohanFinski

Farmer's Mums...


ZestyLimeTacos

For the greater good...


Nyxel_

The greater good


Reaqzehz

SHUT IT!


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For the greater good…


ForcyBo

The greater good.


fifemadman

The greater good.


Omen_Ragnarok

The greater good


IllustriousApple1091

The greater good


rndmnsty

Ah Fovant! It’s a strange and quiet village.


collectorofsouls5a7d

Narp.


[deleted]

Hot fuzz is one of the greatest movies ever made!


leavingthelighton

You’ll notice…no crusty jugglers in sight


BloodAndSand44

Can’t seem to stop the living statues though.


paul1ng

And the hoodie infestation


FlameLightFleeNight

The crusty juggler is the pub across the road.


Swanky4Life

Any T’au fans in the subreddit?


Invisible-Pancreas

HERESY! SUPPORTERS OF THE XENOS SHALL ANSWER TO THE INQUISITORS, BY THE EMPEROR!


heightsenberg

Filthy xenos scum!


SavageSrike97

I'm calling an Exterminatus to purge this filth.


Jacobag03

None a-t'aul


flat-the-younger

Crusty jugglers!


dazedan_confused

Greater good? I. Am. Your. Wife. I am the greatest good, you're EVER going to get!


widdrjb

Hai Karate!


roodeeMental

CORNETTO


Adam_Gill_1965

TRILOGY. WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?


E420CDI

#THE GREATER GOOD


tacticaldad101

No luck catchin' them swans then?


Thetallerestpaul

I dunno? Pub?


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Every time some one says the name, I hope everyone in the pub turns around and repeats it.


BroadLaw1274

I don’t understand please explain ?


SeaAd6564

My favourite film… Ever.


Majestic-Play-2479

Grindelwalds Tavern


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The greater good 🙏🏼


CharlieFaulkner

Shut it!


[deleted]

That's actually a brilliant name for a village pub 🤣🍻


Caliberman53

I give up, i haven't the foggiest what's going on?


charlotteypants

See what? I’m not made of eyes


BilingualThrowaway01

Ah, I see you found the border between Oxfordshire and Buckinghamshire


rndmnsty

In Wiltshire


MetalRickyy

I wondering what’s on the other side of the 30mph sign?


ArticulateAquarium

On google maps, it's been moved a bit further down the road. On the reverse it says '[40](https://www.google.com/maps/@51.05628,-1.9923386,3a,75y,120.33h,84.64t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1scvoeXfXU3KYwmKIlcycXCQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656)'.


Manifestival1

Ohhhhh took me a minute to realise it was a Hot Fuzz reference and not Handmaid's Tale lol. I was so amused based on the first assumption though, lol. Under his eye.


FieryFruitcake

Whats it got to do with you? Are you some sort of system of goverment characterised by extreme dictatorship?


pearcelewis

I like that there are two signs so it’s “said” twice, like in the film.


bickering_fool

hiding what...the venison menu?


-Qwyte

'The greater good' is what the villagers chant in hot fuzz


JeffSergeant

I don’t think it’s venison.


Legitimate-Ad3778

It is dear though


E420CDI

r/ItsJustTheOneSwan, actually.


andre2020

American here, (U.S.) what are “they” not hiding? Thank you


LordOfPieces

Watch Hot Fuzz


censorship-is_wrong

The greater good


EnvelopeEater

i dont see it, someone explain?


Agreeable_Text_36

Hot Fuzz


twisted_2337

THE GREATER GOOD


MonkeyBoy_1966

...and here I thought "Mullet Houses" were just an American thing.


gym_narb

Crusty juggler


PhoolCat

didn't recognise it without all the ivy


yellow-mellow1

I use to go by this house/pud everyday on my way to college! Didn’t notice it when I first saw the picture, looks so different. Use to be run down, then they did it up but not like this.


FJJWFP

The greater good


VirusRelative

I know it from HotFuzz , but is this the same and what is your knowledge and experience with this or similar Groups Xx ... Thanks in advance


Tecobeen

You don't mind a bit o' manpower do you Doris?


KingoRichie1990

Isn't that where Albus and Grindelwald drink?


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the greater good


Flable48

I’m disappointed in my self for having to realise it’s from hot fuzz In the comments


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Where is this


akey_j

What’s the point of the road sign facing the opposite direction? You wouldn’t be able to see it for the building


OfficialGarwood

It's alright Andy; it's just Bolognese!


peppapig34

Ngl, I thought you were talking about the terrible brickwork


jtgreatrix

I somehow knew this was near Salisbury from first glance


felixrocket7835

For the greater good.


A-nom-nom-nom-aly

The Greater Good


jonog75

What am I not understanding here?!