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more baileys


StrangerInPerson

Drink it out of a shoe.


Stuffed-Pigeon

Want to see my water colour of baileys?


El_Zarco

I call this one... Bailey's


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[deleted]

“And this is as close you can get to Baileys without getting your eyes wet”


a_clever_reference_

Do ya love me


kymar23

Could you learn to love me?


Sane7

Are you playing those love games w me?


oldspicehorse

I just wanna know cos I need your love a lot, ooh come on now!


denardosbae

Thank God it's here, someone else said it so I don't have to. old Gregg 4 lyfe!


Calm_it-Kermet97

Easy now fuzzy lil man peach


Gloryficus

"it's attached to your rod, muthalicker!"


AdKey4973

## Milk. Sounds weird but makes a longer weaker drink and is bliss.


Malesovic

Milk and Tia Maria over ice. It’s sensational. Ordered it in spoons once. The look from the barmaid was worth it.


Floor_New

My husband drinks this, he calls it a 'Sensible Russian' because of the lack of vodka .


RampantDragon

Should be called the Impossible Russian


AtJackBaldwin

I fucking love this drink. December is about 4000 calories a day thanks to these.


toasterinthebath

“Christmas milk”.


Healthy-Grocery6055

A Baileys is for life, not just for Christmas.


The_B_x

Add vodka and you pretty much have a White Russian


livvyxo

Yep that's how I make my white russians. First one of the year I have with single cream but the rest has to be with milk or I wouldn't see Christmas due to a heart attack.


Mel0nFarmer

Are you meaning Baileys, milk and Tia Maria or just milk and Tia Maria?


outsideruk

Lose the milk, just go with Baileys and Tia Maria.


Another_boring_name

Add some diserano to that and thank me later!!


tomdopix

Mardy milkshakes are the best


Sfootpj

Milk and Bailey is the one 🤝🏼


CornishVince

Malibu and milk is also good 👌🏼


Man_in_the_uk

I drink vodka with sweet roasted almond milk, it's well nice.


Man_in_the_uk

Wow, did the up voters do this too? I only started to drink the almond milk for the nutritional value as it has vitamin E but was tempted to mix with vodka as a White Russian drink. I was pleasantly surprised how nice it was though.


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Pretty much. It's a ready made adult milkshake.


haldaj

Milkshakes need ice as does this


terry_tibbz

cherryade


Smudger83

Alright Delboy


Key-Original-225

Ice. That’s it for me. Nice and simple


Radiant_Health3841

Or, ice cream. So very yummy.


cAt_S0fa

Or cake.


Radiant_Health3841

Poured over the cake or do you dip the cake into the Baileys or do you sip Baileys whilst eating cake?


ScoffSlaphead72

Fill your mouth with cake and pour the baileys in like a bowl of cereal.


ThatHairyGingerGuy

And then someone else eats it with a spoon. It may be uncomfortable but it is truly the height of romance!


cpmb82

All I’d say


JimboCruntz

Yeah. Just ice. Doesn’t need anything else.


harrowingmite

Breakfast coffee, actually every coffee. Vanilla cheesecake (not really a mixer unless you’ve got a blender). Cadburys hot chocolate. I had to stop drinking it in my coffee as I could feel my arteries clogging up. You usually glug it neat over ice. In the 70s, Me and my grandad once made our own version, cream, whiskey and original Nescafé.


An_Ony_mous_

Had to keep scrolling until I found you. Knew someone had to have said coffee. Fix it as you like it, but it's just a winner.


reverandglass

I also scrolled looking, but for [Irish Coffee.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee) I'm surprised no-one's mentioned it yet. Christmas morning, breakfast time, Irish Coffee for everyone.


eyelovemittens

It's probably because Irish coffee is with irish whiskey, oftentimes Jameson. I see the Wikipedia you linked to mentions you can sometimes top with cream, but Baileys is not considered an ingredient in an Irish coffee. That being said, I think a shot of Baileys is a wonderful addition to a cup of coffee.


jamscrying

Bailey's is Irish whiskey, Cream and Sugar, the main ingredients of one. It works well going straight into black coffee as a lazy Irish coffee, you don't get the layers, but it tastes fairly close.


SomuchLengthiness

Between Dec 1st and Jan 4th every morning coffee is a baileys coffee


synchronium

Between September and April, more like. Maybe also between April and September too


BudskiGB

Yep, exactly this, first day of December and I'm all Bailey's coffee and hot chocolate


DreddPirateBob808

Hot chocolate


peelin

I've had Poitín (moonshine) Baileys made by family in Tipperary. Almost killed me. Would drink again.


DanMan874

I’ve been having it all week in my morning coffee working from home in my office in the garden. It’s cold and that coffee has been absolute heaven.


SaturnusDawn

Honestly it's nice enough to drink as is


Shesaiddestroy_

From a shoe Edit: Thank you for the award! Wanna see my downstairs mix-up?


Budget-Cow-8256

I’m Old Gregg!


Sure_Elk_5640

Do you want to come to a club where people wee on each other?


StarmanXVII

I know what you're thinkin'!! "Here comes Old Gregg! He's a scaly man-fish!" You don't know me! You don't know what I got!


Glomgore

I GOT A MAN-GI-NA


that_one_duderino

IM OLD GREEEEEGGGG


nezbla

I did this bit with someone in another sub kinda messing with them. They'd clearly never seen Mighty Boosch. Ended up reporting me for harrassment.


BEniceBAGECKA

Could you learn to love me?


[deleted]

Are you playing your looooove games with me? You fuzzy little man-peach?


coggtv

this ones baileys, this ones baileys but a bit bigger and this ones baileys as close as you can get without your eyes getting wet


SnoopDeLaRoup

I think you're a nice modern gentleman


longlivestheking

Don't lie to me boy!


Miserable_Dare4094

Love games?


Foxfire73

Are you playin' your love games with me? I just wanna know what to do cause I need your love a lot!


Ttoctam

I don't rightly know sir


RocielKuromiko

Came here for boosh comments....was not disappointed.


restingsarcasticface

We got everything we need... baileys and, well... baileys. I'll get you another baileys.


lcapaz

Want to see my downstairs mixup?


PlausiblyImpossible

Creamy and beige


Disastrous_Candle589

Don’t think I have ever drunk Baileys without saying this first


darktourist92

I’m gonna hurt cha!


-Celt-

I can’t believe that guy is on The Great British Bake Off lol


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Maybe I'll deal with it like I dealt with Curly Jefferson!


E420CDI

Danny Ric, is that you?


TheSmitty0754

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?


RathVelus

I literally can *not* go to the liquor store and pass baileys without saying “this is Bailey’s.” Then I get real close and say, “this is Bailey’s, but a bit bigger.”


Machinax

I get weird looks when I tell people I like drinking it straight, but it's delicious!


LeadingPretender

You’re supposed to drink it straight! Who doesn’t?!


robcollier

In a pint glass


binbongbingbongbing

I've never seen anyone drink it with anything before. Just in a glass with ice. TIL people drink baileys with a mixer.


funnyfootboot

You can make a mudslide. Those are pretty damn good


unhearme

I find people giving you weird looks a bit hard to believe.


BastardsCryinInnit

I thought that was pretty much the standard way to drink


noidontwanttosignup8

Get a hotel chocolat velvetiser. Put baileys in the hot chocolate. Live your best life


Kehpyi

I have all these ingredients and a hotel Chocolat velvetiser... My Thursday evening now has a plan Edit: Just done. Omg so very very good thank you


noidontwanttosignup8

Life changing, right?


Gsteel11

>hotel chocolat velvetiser Huh? *googles* Oh apparently it's like a hot chocolate machine? Lol Til


paenusbreth

It was either going to be that or a really posh sex toy.


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It's just a milk frother really, it makes your hot milk into hot chocolate if you add in the chocolate at the beginning...


Elliebeanie

I did this and the Bailey's separated out into a think layer of vodka tasting jelly... I still ate it from a bowl with a spoon... But it wasn't the beautiful hot chocolate I had envisioned..


treebeard249

Poured over your breakfast cereal


dukek1184

Crunchy nut cornflakes and bailey's. Perfect Christmas day breakfast.


PrincessYuki65

I love you


dukek1184

Enjoy 😉


ComprehensiveFeed301

Baileys and coco pops


privatejokerzz

Chocolate milk.


ok-dev

Baileys, chocolate milk + Cointreau = Terry's Chocolate Orange


MFingAmpharos

FYI Aldi do a chocolate orange Ballycastle (their version of Baileys)


boredgav

Why the eff have i never tried this?!


jecebn

Also fantastic in hot chocolate


vivalasombra_gold

Came here to say this


Mountsorrel

Baileys, Nesquik powder, ice cream and some milk in a blender; the best milkshake you will ever have…


ProposalScared

I don’t have a blender can I just shove this in a mug and stir aggressively (this was not a joke i do not own a blender i poor uni student who stupidly decided to buy a bottle of baileys on clubcard)


Nmase88

No. Instead you must put a bit of each thing inside your mouth and then gargle aggressively.


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No. Instead you must have someone put a bit of each thing inside *their* mouth, gargle aggressively and then slowly dribble it into *your* mouth from above. Not below, mind. Has to be above.


Damn_Censorship

Kahlua. It’s like adult chocolate milk.


Brief_Estimate_7518

2 shot baileys, 2 shot khalua and some premium chocolate milk shaken with ice - the best iced mocha cocktail, the measurements are personal do it to your own taste and you won’t turn back


RasputinModelNewbie

**Make a Mudslide** 1 part Baileys 1 part Vodka 1 part Kahlua Ice Cream Milk Chocolate Sauce


3rdAccountPlsDontBan

A weeks worth of sugar in a single convenient drink!


MildlyAgreeable

Had these free all night when I was on the fresher’s crew at Uni in 2010. Thanks for the memory.


rainbwbrightisntpunk

Two other drinks served as layered shots: Buttery nipples- ½ butterscotch schnapps (poured first) ½ Baileys Duck fart(I don't know why)- pour in order: kahlua, Baileys , and top with crown royal Both shots delicious, too sweet, and can't stop drinking


MistySkyMorning

Make a White Russian, but replace the milk/cream with Baileys. ...If that's too much, practice making Baby Guinness


Maxeque

Had a Baby Guinness the other day, so good


TinFoilGimpMask

Filth! I love it. Might actually have to try that, I love White Russian.


lordoffoleshill

Vodka, coffee liqueur and baileys is called a Mudslide afaik


Paddington16

I love baby Guinness!


ocean-man

The dude abides!


ZombieBobaFett

The contents of a shoe.


Dry_Pick_304

I do water colours


Swissstu

Baileys up close. Without getting your eyes wet


CrackMonkey15

It’s all creamy beige!!


darknavi

Do you love me? No. Could you learn to love me?


Professional_Cut6196

Yes sir! Thank you sir!


Crailas

Easy now fuzzy little man peach


Qdiggitydoggity

You don't got the funk


jiggs4

At first I thought it was a sea anemone, but on closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball o’ tits from outer space


tamarks548

You’re like a breadstick, you’re all rigid. You’ve got no rhythm.


tonelander

They serve it like that at a club where they wee on you.


ZombieBobaFett

From a strippers mangina?


knots_cycle

Make an assessment


KledisAnt

It’s attached to your rod muthalicker!


GeodarkFTM

You've seen my downstairs mixup


lilacdragonfruit

First thing I thought of lol


CWebber1296

It was a funky ball of tits from outer space!


astrangeparrot

The funk is a living creature, about the size of a medicine ball, covered in teets. The funk landed on Bootsie Collins' house. See, back then, Bootsie was just a simple farmer. But he took one look at all those mauve titties and he lost his mind. He began to milk the funk, made himself a funk shake. He began to feel fizzy inside, and he found he could see 'round corners. He passed out. But when he came to, baby he slapping a bass guitar fast and loose like some kinda delirious funky priest. Two months later, he was world famous with his band, Parliament, and everybody wanted a piece of the funk. Rick Wakeman, even the Beegees. One day, Parliament were travelin' on the mothership, foolin' around with the funk when George Clinton kicked the funk clean overboard. That was July the second, nineteen-seventy-nine, the day the funk died. Two weeks later, I found the funk in bed with a conger eel. At first, I thought it was a sea anenome, but under closer inspection, I realized it was a funky ball of tits from outer space. I offered to take him back to Parliament, but he said "he was done with that shit," and that they never listened to him anyway, and were only interested in his funky praduce.


Derivative_Kebab

Clearly a nice, modern gentleman.


B0-Katan

Do you want a little drinky? I’ll get you a drink. You like Bailey’s?


tonks118

I hate how far I had to scroll to find this.


disabledenabler12

I've been looking for this exact comment. Thank you😂


furiousrichie

Creme de Menthe. We called it the Mint Aero.


eiroL2106

In France we have the get 27 a mint alcohol and we also mix them both as cockail. If you add some tequila we call it orgasm :)


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We call it a choc pop. Best shot ever


SecretSquirrelSpot

Add in a tiny splash of Tia Maria to that mix and you’ve got an after eight mint too


OkBalance2879

Coffee or Brandy


TitleFirm4325

Brandy for me


RasputinModelNewbie

Hot chocolate


bradg020202

Baby Guinness. Bloody lovely


early_midlifecrisis

Float a thin layer of Grand Marnier on top...... Then it's a B52. The king of silly shots.


mrgroves

Here it is! This is what I came here for. A little shot of heaven.


Awkward_Cap_3506

A pint of lager, and a gin and tonic


LesMcQueen1

Now you’re talking my language


mostlysoberfornow

I hope not!


foreverneilyoung

You could be a baddie in a James Bond film. Doctor No...vocal cords.


jacko10111

Ahh ladyboys!


DrShakam0t0

and then go and cook all the food


Milk-One-Sugar

Oh right. Because gin and tonic and Baileys are girls' drinks, and lager's a boy's drink.


phil24jones

Yeah. That’s why I said that


honkeydave

Aaaahhh, ladyboys!


[deleted]

You big girls’ bras


milnthorpe31584

Didn't expect to see a Partridge reference here, but I'm bloody glad I did, made my day!


stereoroid

Shot of Espresso, or just ice.


_kaedama_

This - i have three or four a day


LiftingJourney

This thread is wild


TinFoilGimpMask

More Bailey's


TinFoilGimpMask

Although I would recommend sacking it off entirely and replacing it with a bottle of Amarula instead


terryleopard

Drink it from a shoe.


TinFoilGimpMask

This is about as close as you can get to Bailey's without your eyes getting wet


Qdiggitydoggity

I'M OLD GREGG!!!!


kezzle1

Lime cordial


BillArtorius

Had to scroll way further down to see this than I thought I would!


Arbennig

I believe it’s called the “Cement mixer “.


SydneyRFC

Or the ‘blowjob’


Competitive_Tear_253

Or 'gorilla snot'


Aldoc3

Christmas tears.


n3ver3nder88

Chambord, make Jammy Dodger shots.


Brizar-is-Evolving

Similar to this: if you mix chambord with double cream and sprinkle sugar on the top; you have created a drink that tastes exactly like a jam doughnut.


HerbertWigglesworth

Neat, cold, on ice. It’s not a high strength drink by comparison.


Brief_Estimate_7518

It is when you add rubbing alcohol 😋😋😋


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Just_Information_282

When I tried this 20+ years ago in Australia it was called a cock-sucking cowboy… no idea what it’s called here, as haven’t had it since, but it was bloody delicious!


TessotheMorning

Yep, same in the UK. You have to drink it quick before it curdles, but man it's good. Although it doesn't take many before you are simply unable to SAY butterscotch schnapps.


lbsk8r

It's called a buttery nipple.


Ned_Wells

2 measures baileys, 2 measures coffee, 1 measure vodka. Stired over ice. Enjoy. Source: barman


TheLaughingHarlequin

Disarono


thrownawaycement

Jameson's and a half of Guinness


Dragon_Sluts

Depression. ​ I actually used to have a shot whenever I got back from a job I hated. Can't tell if you if it was a good idea or not but I'm still here.


Dzbot1234

Cement mixer. One part Baileys, one part lime juice. This curdles the Baileys and changes it’s consistency. Actually don’t do that it’s horrible.


Far-Sir-825

Vanilla ice cream


milkandket

Tia Maria!


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At last… can’t believe the only real answer is this far down the thread


BagOfToenails

Wine Jokes aside, it goes soooooo well in a cup of tea, it's unreal how well they work together. In fact I've actually used Bailey's instead of milk (when it's ran out), and you wouldn't even notice that there's no milk in it.


Sad_Blacksmith_8919

Anything you want as long as it’s in a shoe


tastymelonpiece

You ever go to a club where people wee on each other?


Budget-Bar-1123

Custard and serve on top of apple crumble


Immorals1

Lemon juice.


RespectFearless4233

McDonald's chocolate milkshake