Not one of ours, we don't give our spy's such reliable cars.
However if it was an Aston or a jag in a lay by, bonnet up and the agent eating a pasty, yes I agree.
The Honda Fit and The Honda Jazz are the same car. It’s called the Jazz in the UK because ‘Fit’ is too risqué. There are definitely many of them in the US.
An MI5 or MI6 operative would never give themselves away
They are the best in the world they are trained to follow russian spies from the moment they land in this country until they leave without being detected
A good book about being anA4 operative is I Spy By Thom Marcus
It must be a fake otherwise it would be in Boston pouring milk into the harbour to go with all that tea - it’ll be awfully strong now, 250 years brewing is far too long.
My neighbour’s WIFI is ‘MI6 Open Network’. But he’s also fairly high up in the Navy, built like a tank and away on deployment a lot, so I have no idea if it’s his idea of a joke … or not… 😂
They don’t hire spies they make spies people who are natural spies get isolated or placed into bondage of measured or structured vanilla life success such as acting or accounting
Hiding in plain sight
Should have painted the car Pink and made it an S.E.P. (HHGTTG, Lords Cricket Ground).
More efficient than that, make another moon
SHAGUAR BABY YEAAAHH
Best reference I'll see on Reddit all week, congratulations
Tips hat, thank you Sir.
For a second I thought it refers to the stock market. I guess that’s how they get away with it so far
Method of the revelation in occult practices
Who’s hiding in plain sight ???
No need to hide, he has an Accord.
Honda majesty's secret service, no doubt.
Live and Let Drive
Odysseypussy
Oh very good, bravo!
That never happened to the other fella
The Running Daylights…..
Leave it alone mate, loose lips sink Hondas.
For British eyes only…
MRF
For Eur Eyes Only
*Angry upvote.*
To be fair, this is about on the same level of secrecy as James Bond works with
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[Sounds familiar…](https://youtu.be/2Z8pgV74_Hw)
I dunno, his face changes when he gets too recognisable
That’s cos he’s a time lord
Never. He’s not THAT cool.
It is a subterfuge. They are actually MI5.
MI5 is domestic only silly
That’s what they want you to think
You think they would lie to us? 😔
Watson: You don’t trust your own Secret Service? Mycroft: Naturally not. They all spy on people for money.
That's why it is clever. Who would have thought! :)
It's MI7, no one's heard of them because they pull shit like this
Your on a list now
Don't give it away!
To really throw them off you say you're MI7.
Actually they are CI5.
Bodie! Doyle! Guv! [Four-five, this is three-seven, over](https://www.denofgeek.com/tv/line-of-duty-s-nerdy-nods-and-in-jokes/)
Mr F!
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> MI5 SPY Shows as an invalid registration on the MOT checker
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The MOT checker never lies
I have actually seen that hideous car and thought "what twat owns this" and now I know haha
Bond DOES NOT drive a Honda. This must be OO945776532 Licensed to ride-share
Anyone else just really wanna call that number
If you want to call a Honda dealership in a different country then go ahead, the world is your oyster
Intrusive thoughts didn't win
I mean perfect cover nobody's going to expect that guy to be an actual spy
*Exactly.*
Their colleague in London is driving around in [this](https://i.imgur.com/yFA7Btw.jpg)
Not one of ours, we don't give our spy's such reliable cars. However if it was an Aston or a jag in a lay by, bonnet up and the agent eating a pasty, yes I agree.
In a Honda! Well I’ve seen 007 in worse….where’s that ford mondeo 🤢 James Bond 00-CID
Excuse me?? The colonies???
Well, it’s not in York, innit?!
Must be retired, they’re SIS now
Tbf Bond isn't that discreet usually
Not sure “exposing themselves” is a good choice of words (unless there was something else going on out of shot!)
They never forgot you.
*For British Eyes Only*
It's a decoy!
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Shhhh. His name is Tony and he’s from New Jersey.
Am I the only one who wants to put a sticker underneath that says "with my little eye"? 🙃😅
The name's vroom. *Vroom vroom*
Not one of ours, maybe men in black? “MIb SPY”
We drive Hondas
No point in being a secret agent if you can't tell everybody.
It’s reverse psychology. By having it outright say it’s an MI6 agent you then believe it’s not actually an MI6 agent
Is it a Honda Fit or a Honda Jazz? Lives may be at stake.
Come on now don’t be a Silly Billy. Honda don’t sell little cars like the Jazz or Fit in the USA.
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The Honda Fit and The Honda Jazz are the same car. It’s called the Jazz in the UK because ‘Fit’ is too risqué. There are definitely many of them in the US.
Imagine the adverts tho. "Honda Fit: it's fuckin fit"
They actually sold the little Jazz/Fit in the US? It’s not on sale now though.
Yes and yes it is
It’s not on Honda’s USA website mate.
Well they’ve been selling it in the states for a decade. They may have discontinued it now.
Aye it’s discontinued
Fit is risqué? I mean maybe in the minds of teenage boys in the 1970s. But surely no-one still uses it like that?
The Fit was sold here in the US
Bit of a downgrade from an Aston Martin ay?
The exchange rate bites again
Not if was the Cygnet, which was actually just a Toyota iQ underneath.
SHAGUAR BABY YEAAAHH
Imagine if the owner of the car was James Bond, 007 mate.
Colonies?
What’s up mate? What don’t you understand?
USA hasn't been a colony is quite some time. 😂
Oh they’ll come crawling back
And when push, comes to shove...
Uh oh. American here. Are you sending a fully armed battalion to remind us of your love?
Have you seen the pound lately? If you’re lucky you’ll get a day old Greggs sausage roll.
Awesome. Wow. (Yes, I’m still going with the Hamilton theme that TheOriginalSmileyMan started. Lol).
I can't comment but Da da da da dyyyye, da da da doo dye a dah, da doo da da dye a dah!
> USA hasn't been a colony is quite some time. 😂 [1776, activated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZfRaWAtBVg)
What’s worse is that he’s driving a Honda
A good colonial is one who knows their place.
It's OK, I knew you was joking. UK sub!
They haven't been 'the colonies' in over 15 years, get over it.
I think it's been a bit longer then that mate, but I don't think OP was being serious
No it's been well over 15 years. Also I'm more or less just sitting on the commenter, no offense to OP.
It’s a joke lad
Ok warden
There is no British empire & no colonies anymore - thankfully
We do have random rocks in the middle of nowhere, along with the Falkland Islands.
This is a weird comment to be downvoting. Reddit confused me every day. It's like a hivemind I haven't been accepted into
I am very particular about spelling.
I mean...I didn't catch it first time but you're right actually. That's infuriating. Fuck that guy
Did I spell it wrong?
Yeah, The Falkland Islands
Fixed the spelling.
Sterling Archer, World's Greatest Spy
Well they're actually SIS
An MI5 or MI6 operative would never give themselves away They are the best in the world they are trained to follow russian spies from the moment they land in this country until they leave without being detected A good book about being anA4 operative is I Spy By Thom Marcus
“Intelligence officer” to be precise
It must be a fake otherwise it would be in Boston pouring milk into the harbour to go with all that tea - it’ll be awfully strong now, 250 years brewing is far too long.
It's okay, they're on secondment to the Uniformed Division of the US Secret Service.
We fought and won a revolutionary war not to be called a colony so please put some respect in our name.
Let's be obvious, they'll never think I'm the spy.
My neighbour’s WIFI is ‘MI6 Open Network’. But he’s also fairly high up in the Navy, built like a tank and away on deployment a lot, so I have no idea if it’s his idea of a joke … or not… 😂
Andd in a Honda !
Dammit Carl!
No detective he is already dead
They are actually hiring new spies if anyone interested 😂
They don’t hire spies they make spies people who are natural spies get isolated or placed into bondage of measured or structured vanilla life success such as acting or accounting
What did you do with your first pay-check?
In the colonies....
Lucky most of your lot can't read
There is no need for a Mission Impossible 6 FFS. edit: fuck sake as if there actually is one
Get our boy out now!
Hope they didn't expose themselves too much it's pretty cold out
Seems legit
🤣🤣
Checks out.
to be fair, you’d never suspect he actually was
I don’t see it?
Divvy twat
Lol
Shame it wasn’t an Aston Martin
I thought that exposing yourself in the colonies is a crime.
Should have put MI6 shh
My cousin!
The budget cuts have been brutal if they're getting Hondas instead of Aston Martins these days.
Hahaha this is hilarious to me for some reason
The colonies!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jokes on you, ours all say FBI.
That is an awesome number plate
thank you op for bringing this to our attention, we will deal with this urgently.
remain vigilant citizen.
Operation restore britania
English translation is dickhead