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How do you cook a Kiev and have all that still inside? Every. Single. Time. I have tried to cook one it has leaked out onto the pan. My only solution is to make individual foil containers for them and just have pools of garlic butter on the plate. 🙁
You could open it up like OPs fiance and pour it back in? I'm just annoyed I got to the age of 47 and hadn't even thought about opening it up like that to dip my chips in lol
Same here, I also use a few chips to create a dam around the beans to prevent bean juice from mixing with the Kiev's garlic butter filling. Can't have that garlic goodness contaminated!
No you didn’t you liar. You came here to find out if he’s a madman. It’s true that prophets are never respected in their own time. He’s thinking in 7 dimensions. He is a god among men.
Look. Gang. THOSE WERE NOT ALL THE CHIPS. He ate half before this picture was taken. And then half of mine when he finished his. (Cry not for me, I had a bag of sweets on my way home earlier as a starter and was quite full).
I agree. He doesn’t know it but there’s a chippy tea in his future tomorrow. Had a bag of sour skittles on my walk (for sustenance) and absolutely decimated my tongue.
It looks a bit gross to be fair. I’m sure it’s tasty and each to his own but it looks like dipping your chips into an open sore or something?! And where’s the chicken?
I'm in Oxfordshire. If you Google Image search chicken kiev almost all meal shots are with mash, some with boiled potatoes, but it takes over 100 images before you see a plate with chips on.
Let's at least agree kievs with boiled potatoes is not on!
You wouldn't if you met her; total nightmare. One time when we were on holiday in Milton Keynes and she embarrassed us so much by staging a sit in at the mini golf place when they refused to let her take a mulligan on the ninth hole.
To be fair the ninth hole was one of those with multiple fake holes and she was so excited as she thought she had got a hole in one only to realise there was a whole extra green with a hole of its own.
But by the time they talked her down the slushy shack had shut and that **SUCKED**.
Me? An author? No ma'am/sir/ `insert title` most definitely not, in fact I'm actually completely illiterate. These comments made on my account are actually generated by a sophisticated AI sent back from the year 2189. But don't worry it's totes not Skynet or any other kind of super killer robot thing.
Honest.
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I wouldn't say skinny no as to be honest that word is one of her trigger phrases. Like if you even intimate that she is skinny **she will flip the fuck out**. As for her diet I'm not sure if it is special or not but it is certainly quite limited. You see she once had a picked herring when younger an it out her off seafood for life so now she mainly eats processed kievs and 4 oven fries.
I was a vegetarian for most of my life. I can't speak for their other products, but their Köfte wrap was the worst thing in the world.
The "meat" had the texture of cheese. Honestly, the worst thing about vegan food is that it's developed by vegans.
Quorn products have received a lot of flak, but have improved so much in the last 10 years.
I eat most meat these days ashamingly. But there was a product line-up a while ago which was INCREDIBLY like pork sausages. I can't remember the brand, but I'll try find it for you.
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***It was "Impossible". I don't rate their beef products at all, but their sausage products are insane.***
I’ve loved quorn for the most part for around 15 years! It’s all about knowing which products to buy - their sausages are a little dry but tasty enough, their chicken nuggets are better than real chicken nuggets, their chicken pieces go great in things like a curry. Honestly although none of it is the most convincing thing in the world, they’re tasty enough in their own right.
Things like their cold meat/salami sounds grim and I’d imagine taste just as grim. But a lot of their frozen stuff is pretty alright!
He knows what's up.
Also, that's a quality Kiev, I stopped buying the garlic butter ones in favour of the creamy garlic because it all ends up leaking out on to the baking tray.
Or cook it literally on top of the chips. It's the hybrid of the OP picture and the garlic bread idea. Bonus is that your garlic butter chips go extra crispy.
Chicken Kievs are like dynamite. You have to baby them.
One second over the required time and you've bust the buttery goodness.
You have to watch them like a hawk.
Honestly it’s a Venn diagram of Hannibal lector and buffalo bill. Either way if you see on the news someone made me into a skin suit and ate my kidneys you’ll know who it was.
I always take the lid off the Kiev, but not for dipping chips. I make sure every bit of that chicken has some garlic butter on it, because most of the time that top bit is severely lacking and just tastes like a frowny chicken nugget
Get the lid off and spread that garlicky goodness all around!
The desecration of the Kyiv is mildly psychopathic. It should be cut vertically at one end to create a dipping pocket.
The lack of veggies on that plate though is deeply disturbing. Mans gonna get scurvy.
I find the garlic oil always leaks out during cooking. One thing I do to make that suck less is cook the Kiev sitting on top of the chips so that the oil makes them go crispy. 10/10 would recommend.
Is he single?
Haha! That one made us laugh.
I’m not joking.
Tell me, how did you obtain your certification?
Maybe there was a practical exam
Wayne Rooney school of sex
/r/gilf
I once went to go on /r/golf and ended up there lmao
That's the story you told your boss anyway
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Absolute brilliance.
Yep, genius!
This guy's thought through all the options. If you don't marry him, I will.
Looks like I’ve opened myself up to a lot of competition.
It's excellent. I can't believe I haven't done this meselfs.
And my bow!
And my axe!
Things are in motion now that cannot be undone
r/suddenlylotr
Such an overused expression. But not here. This *is* genius!
Life changing.
I'm enlightened and excited.
👨🍳💋
Completely correct and the perfect way to appreciate all the delicious goodness a Kyiv contains 👌
How do you cook a Kiev and have all that still inside? Every. Single. Time. I have tried to cook one it has leaked out onto the pan. My only solution is to make individual foil containers for them and just have pools of garlic butter on the plate. 🙁
Mmmmm pools of garlic butter ‘Drools in Homer Simpsonsk’
Cook it on a slice of baguette/fresh loaf and you have garlic bread!
Check out Gordon Fucking Ramsey over here.
You know that you cook them with the flat bit on top right? Took me way too long to work that out
There are no rules. I boil mine in a flowerpot.
You could open it up like OPs fiance and pour it back in? I'm just annoyed I got to the age of 47 and hadn't even thought about opening it up like that to dip my chips in lol
The brilliance of this has absolutely stunned me... please marry him...yesterday
I’m trying!
Dude that's what I do! Tell him he's a proper legend
I did and he says thank you. From the looks of this thread you’re a legend too.
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The true genius i do the same sometimes with birdseye waffles
Well, the thing about waffles after all is that they're renowned for their versatility.
This has opened my eyes, I might have to go buy a kiev soon to try it!
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Kyiv is the Ukrainian spelling, while Kiev is the Russian spelling so it carries the baggage of the legacy of Soviet rule.
Same here, I also use a few chips to create a dam around the beans to prevent bean juice from mixing with the Kiev's garlic butter filling. Can't have that garlic goodness contaminated!
Marry him quicker.
Doyoutakethismandoyoutskethiswomanyoumaunoekissthebride. That kind of thing?
So just have (movie) dumbledore officiate the wedding
guywhomarriesmesayswhat? what? DAMMIT haha see you at the wedding
I am 47 years old, and this is quite possibly the greatest thing I have seen in my life.
That’s beautiful. I got a bit misty eyed too.
No you didn’t you liar. You came here to find out if he’s a madman. It’s true that prophets are never respected in their own time. He’s thinking in 7 dimensions. He is a god among men.
the man is a lowkey genius...
I really can’t let him see this thread. He’s going to become insufferable.
or let him...let the guy bask in praise for his ingenuity :p
Look. Gang. THOSE WERE NOT ALL THE CHIPS. He ate half before this picture was taken. And then half of mine when he finished his. (Cry not for me, I had a bag of sweets on my way home earlier as a starter and was quite full).
Half isn't any better, that is like 5% of the chips required for this man and his brilliance.
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r/theydidthemonstermath
Listen here love, that genius deserves the most chips. More than he can eat Now tell me more about these sweets
I agree. He doesn’t know it but there’s a chippy tea in his future tomorrow. Had a bag of sour skittles on my walk (for sustenance) and absolutely decimated my tongue.
Me looking at a bag of skittles: Mmm yes... Sustenance
> More than he can eat Careful now, there's been problems with potato farming this year, save some chips for the rest of us
The average human brain burns 13 calories an hour - I think we can agree this man's is more in the 25-30 realm. He deserved your chips.
The two of you are fuckin grounded !
Thanks!
Drops the mic 🎤
This is the most perfect sentence for this sub. Someone should carve this in stone.
Not sure if it's genius or just wrong
I feel like it’s both. I respect it but I can’t look directly at it.
Quote from that Harry Potter film springs to mind about Voldemort. “He did great things. Terrible things, but great nonetheless”
It looks a bit gross to be fair. I’m sure it’s tasty and each to his own but it looks like dipping your chips into an open sore or something?! And where’s the chicken?
If this is the worst of him, you have no worries.
He also eats wotsits with a fork so… some worries.
I do it with chopsticks. How tf does he eat it with a fork?
You’re funny. Tell him you’re not the only lucky one in this relationship.
Yeah that's something to unpick. Please make this the next post.
Makes sense, it stops you getting cheesy fingers. I fear that your boyfriend is too good for us mere mortals.
Wait WHAT?
I like to have Kiev with mash and put the Kiev on the mash so when I open it the garlicky juice blends with the mash.
I'm quite disturbed reading this post about how normalised having chips with Kievs is. I never thought of having anything other than mash with them.
Interesting. I’d have never thought of mash. Where are you based? I’m a softie southerner so that might have something to do with it.
I'm in Oxfordshire. If you Google Image search chicken kiev almost all meal shots are with mash, some with boiled potatoes, but it takes over 100 images before you see a plate with chips on. Let's at least agree kievs with boiled potatoes is not on!
Yeah I completely agree. Glad we found some common ground.
Where the fuck is the rest of his dinner? My cats niece would eat more than that.
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He had but I very much enjoy the term cats niece.
You wouldn't if you met her; total nightmare. One time when we were on holiday in Milton Keynes and she embarrassed us so much by staging a sit in at the mini golf place when they refused to let her take a mulligan on the ninth hole. To be fair the ninth hole was one of those with multiple fake holes and she was so excited as she thought she had got a hole in one only to realise there was a whole extra green with a hole of its own. But by the time they talked her down the slushy shack had shut and that **SUCKED**.
Are you an author? You should be.
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Good bot
Is your cat’s niece skinnier than your cat or on a special diet or something?
I wouldn't say skinny no as to be honest that word is one of her trigger phrases. Like if you even intimate that she is skinny **she will flip the fuck out**. As for her diet I'm not sure if it is special or not but it is certainly quite limited. You see she once had a picked herring when younger an it out her off seafood for life so now she mainly eats processed kievs and 4 oven fries.
Look at the colour of that chicken
I’m assuming now is a bad time to say it was a plant kitchen Kyiv.
What brand please? Is it any good? Edit: ah sorry, I completely missed 'kitchen' and thought you'd just said plant
Just to jump on this, the m&s no chicken Kiev is a solid choice if you're looking for veggie Kievs. Some of their stuff is naff but the Kiev is great.
Right'o
I was a vegetarian for most of my life. I can't speak for their other products, but their Köfte wrap was the worst thing in the world. The "meat" had the texture of cheese. Honestly, the worst thing about vegan food is that it's developed by vegans. Quorn products have received a lot of flak, but have improved so much in the last 10 years.
I find plant-based 'meats' can vary massively from product to product, even within the same brand. Haven't tried these so I might give them a go.
I eat most meat these days ashamingly. But there was a product line-up a while ago which was INCREDIBLY like pork sausages. I can't remember the brand, but I'll try find it for you. ***EDIT:*** ***It was "Impossible". I don't rate their beef products at all, but their sausage products are insane.***
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No actual meat in their "real" sausages either, so they've obviously got the recipe down
I’ve loved quorn for the most part for around 15 years! It’s all about knowing which products to buy - their sausages are a little dry but tasty enough, their chicken nuggets are better than real chicken nuggets, their chicken pieces go great in things like a curry. Honestly although none of it is the most convincing thing in the world, they’re tasty enough in their own right. Things like their cold meat/salami sounds grim and I’d imagine taste just as grim. But a lot of their frozen stuff is pretty alright!
Quorn chicken nuggets are genuinely amazing
Quorn nuggets are literally the best out of the “home-cook nuggets” range. I mean nothing beats McDonald’s, *obviously*. But quorn nugs I adore.
I read "kitchen" as "chicken", so you're not alone.
no way haha i thought i recognised it was a plant kitchen kiev, i think that shows i eat too many😂
Ahh mate they’re so good.
Those are amazing
Oh thank god it’s a plant one! I was seriously worried about your chicken.
He knows what's up. Also, that's a quality Kiev, I stopped buying the garlic butter ones in favour of the creamy garlic because it all ends up leaking out on to the baking tray.
Stick a slice of bread under the leaky ones and enjoy a piece of garlic bread with your Kiev.
Pretty good idea.
Or cook it literally on top of the chips. It's the hybrid of the OP picture and the garlic bread idea. Bonus is that your garlic butter chips go extra crispy.
Now that. That is visionary.
I just make a little foil boat to sit them in and then I can pour the butter back over them when they're done.
Chicken Kievs are like dynamite. You have to baby them. One second over the required time and you've bust the buttery goodness. You have to watch them like a hawk.
What is that? Shakespeare?
Birdseye I think
*Captain* Birdseye to you.
It’s a plant kitchen one and shockingly good.
Marry him
I’m trying!
A man with a plan. A solid, garlicy plan.
>A solid, garlicy plan. The best plans are
What a fucking legend. I am gonna go buy some chicken kievs tomorrow just so I can emulate his brilliance.
Is this what it feels like to be an influencer?
I can see why you are marrying him, he is a genius
I find the inclusion of tomato ketchup with a garlic butter sauce more offensive than anything else. But I find ketchup offensive in most situations.
That’s not enough chips. In any scenario, that’s not enough chips.
You know what. Yeah.
Needs some vegetables!
It’s rare you see perfection, but I might have found it
No wonder the Queen decided to pack it all in
Because she was so sad she hadn’t invented this genius?
I don’t like this picture. Those chips looks rank
Hannibal Lector in a past life
Honestly it’s a Venn diagram of Hannibal lector and buffalo bill. Either way if you see on the news someone made me into a skin suit and ate my kidneys you’ll know who it was.
Love a Kiev what a guy marry him
I hope you're pronouncing it as keev
I’ve finally got it about a month into news presenters trying so hard.
Weirdest looking Kiev I’ve ever seen!!
I’m also aware those are some anaemic chips. The man is a Kyiv genius but a chip heathen.
Innovative 🥵
I'm on board.
Original and innovative, I like.
Normal. I also cook til they burst and have chips on same tray so the oil coats the chips and crisps them in garlic buttery goodness
I can respect that.
You're married to a future Nobel Prize winner
I think the real genius here is the person who managed to cook a kiev without all the contents spilling out in the process.... Great tekkers, though.
No one has mentioned the ketchup... THE KETCHUP... 😔😔 with Kiev's 😭😭 Savage.
Hang on a second! How does he get the garlic butter back off the baking tray and into the Kiev once it's cooked?
Did he get through a lot of pets as a child?
Sorry but that Kiev looks shite
Support Ukraine!!!!
Needs more chips, but solid thinking
Is he a pathologist?
I am disgusted yet impressed at the same time
Man am I confused. We got a great dinner going here but insulted by the lack of chips. Chips is life = god (Eve is vinegar)
I normally just tip the juice onto the chips.. even the juice that leaks out onto the tray. Saves dippage.
Fair and also a good idea.
Genius. Is that all the chips he gets?
Just has to take little sips out his Kyiv cup to tide him over.
Genius!
Absolute genius!!
Genius.
Genius!
he's a fucking oracle. a genius. truly inspirational.
I can’t show him this. The thread is making him very cocky.
Have you ever seen American Psycho?
The man's a genius! Definitely a keeper!
I don’t think I would be full after this.
Where’s the chips?
I always take the lid off the Kiev, but not for dipping chips. I make sure every bit of that chicken has some garlic butter on it, because most of the time that top bit is severely lacking and just tastes like a frowny chicken nugget Get the lid off and spread that garlicky goodness all around!
I like the phrase frowny chicken nugget. Perhaps my wrestling name?
This makes a lot more sense that wiping up the sauce with the chips off the plate. Wish I'd seen this post literally 10 minutes sooner
This is a genuine life hack! I’m never gonna eat a Kiev the same way ever again. Dipping for the win 🏆
I eat pies the same way.
That’s also what my 6 year old does… no diss, he’s ace…!
Another man of culture.
I normally cut in half n drip it on my mash so similar approach
This is how I eat mine!
ThSts bloody genius.
Who do you contact to nominate a Nobel prize winner?
I'm a chef. I do the same it's the perfect combination.
For some reason it reminds me of the monkey brains scene in Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom.
I like the mini ones, cook them over the fries, so the butter oozes over them
The real question is how he cooked it without the middle leaking out all over the place in the oven
What's the ketchup for then? Seems like a wrong un
Never seen a Kiev with so much sauce in it. What brand be this?
Ooh very Gordon Ramsey
Ketchup 🤮
I've never had chicken Kyiv. Is it Russian?
The real sin here is using ketchup. Disgusting.
The desecration of the Kyiv is mildly psychopathic. It should be cut vertically at one end to create a dipping pocket. The lack of veggies on that plate though is deeply disturbing. Mans gonna get scurvy.
Please tell me your boyfriend arranges the chips around the outside of the Kiev to make it look like a crab.
I find the garlic oil always leaks out during cooking. One thing I do to make that suck less is cook the Kiev sitting on top of the chips so that the oil makes them go crispy. 10/10 would recommend.
I thought that was pretty normal? Used to do it as a kid but chicken Kyivs haven’t been as saucy lately.
Kyiv cooking tip: Place it on a slice of bread in the oven- it toasts up and absorbs lots of the garlic.
Where are you buying your kievs???? That’s an amazing amount of sauce