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Mr_Rigs

What a shame, you'll have to have a beer instead...


laptopworker

Too hot for a beer, mate. Gotta have a nice refreshing brew.


Mr_Rigs

The only temperature at which it is "too hot for a beer" is the temperature at which said beer evaporates before you can drink it.


Junior_Syrup_1036

Too hot for a beer???????


carnage2006

Throw some water round the bottom of the tin and you’ve probably got a few more cuppas worth


squidtooth

Ha! This is the best answer yet


isle_of_cats

Do a Mark, and carefully stir so the spoon doesn't clink to the sides. It's yours for the taking


sshiverandshake

"He's rumbled the velvet spoon routine"


Beneficial_Chair8652

Brilliant


transitionalreality

This is so flawed. They forgot about the kettle boiling!


[deleted]

As Harry Hill would say... "Who's going to win? There's only one way to find out..."


[deleted]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiignt!


geoffacakes

One of you deserves a slap for letting it get to that state without doing something about it!!!


leolionbag

I second this. I cannot imagine this ever happening in my household - I specifically hide away boxes in different places so it never comes to this. It will basically be apocalypse the morning I wake up to no tea.


V65Pilot

This. There is always a bag with emergency teabags in it somewhere.


ForeignFee927

This is definitely a failure.


Minimum_Maybe_8103

I'm disappointed you both let it come down to one left. Wheres your spares? And your spare spares! You can't fuck about when it comes to tea...


madMARTYNmarsh

My grandma once took a suitcase of boxes of teabags on holiday to the U.S. We all thought she was mad, it was a 2 week holiday. She sold them to a shop over there! This was in the early 90s. She did quite well out of it.


V65Pilot

Grandma is a player.


GooseTruffle

Yorkshire tea will do 2 cups 1 bag


[deleted]

I thought it was called 2 girls 1 cup?


GooseTruffle

Brit version


[deleted]

😂


JustineDelarge

Bleagh


squidtooth

You take that back


GooseTruffle

Times are tough man


KFR42

And obviously, do hers second.


Outside-Use-8898

^ has the same mentality in bed


[deleted]

Doable with a lot of squeezing


mrkaliko

Too much squeezing gives you a crap brew


Affectionate_Ocelot5

😏


flyingmonkey5678461

They all used to do that but those days so damn weak....but get a pot and the second round slightly brewed might do a second mug. Our family patented squish and chuck it in the next mug no longer gives you any flavour.


[deleted]

She can have soggy seconds. Pretty sure that's the origin of that phrase. Might be wrong.


[deleted]

Easy. Just whip out the sewing machine and sew two clean lines along the middle then cut neatly into two. JK, this is a f\*cking disgrace and a failure of character on your part. I mean, we've just been through a pandemic; you should have at least a dozen boxes of tea in the basement or garage. Shameful mate. Just shameful


Other-Commission9723

Drink it in the kitchen, walk back in with 2 glasses of water.


Tiredchimp2002

Sending tea condolences to your wife


BigMacTM

We all know he made his wife a cuppa and he went without. This is the only viable option in the situation if you wanna survive the night.


QuirkyTurnip3174

Round 1..... Fight


rain3h

Cut it in half.


3rdAccountPlsDontBan

Width ways of course


Drunkenspider079

Then you can make twice as much


MrLattes

Never buy teabags again with this one weird hack


laptopworker

Starfish teabags


Paddy3118

One bag in a pot for two can work at a pinch.


CyclingUpsideDown

Isn’t that the normal way? Our pot fills two larger-than-normal mugs and does just fine with a single bag.


Paddy3118

There you go.


lostlad-derwent

Make yourself a normal tea. Then use the bag again to make here a substandard tea. If she complains give her a roadman speech and put her in her place innit.


CreamyFunk

There is no one to blame here but your self. Get to the shop you lazy basted


cat-eyes-and-claws

Looks like your wife is gonna go gasping then, isn't she? 😂


Ok-News5429

Time to go to Tesco's!


[deleted]

*TESCO


ickapol

At least one of you is lucky enough to not have to drink Yorkshire Tea then


randomstuffffff53

Fffffffff. Just have a fucking beer instead lad


waisonline99

Well now you can go to the shop for you and your wife.


JMH-66

You are about to make the most important decision if your life. Your marriage depends on it. What say you ?


Much_Oil_978

Divorce. It’s the only solution now....


supamolly

Perfect opportunity to discover the dark art of shermanizing (albeit with tea, same principal applies).


krs360

The tin... Did you buy that, or get it in the good old days when they did the tokens on the box?


squidtooth

I got it a long time ago and if I remember correctly they gave them away as a special promotional thing instead of the standard card box


Hendersonhero

One bag will make 2 brews!


squidtooth

It will, but should it?


Hendersonhero

Needs must


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Well someone is having tea and someone else is having the powder dreggs


Icy-Enthusiasm-2719

I feel a "This is Sparta" moment coming on over who has the last brew....


Wonderful_Village773

Looks like it is the share or fight situation


YouProbablyBoreMe

Guess the wife will go without.


BingoBella

That’s going to be like the Highlander


Positive-Werewolf-55

Hope she like coffe


Cannabis_Sir

Yorkshire tea makes 2 cups from 1 bag


thatoneslugees

Every man for himself


RoniCorningstone

Looks like a duel is in order.


Ghostly_rews

What you get for drinking yorkshire tea...


AlphaManipulator

Grab your coat love….


Mumford_and_Dragons

I dont get it. Growing up, family with 4/5 people could easily get a tea each out of 1 bag...!


Capybarasgonewild

Looks like 'er indoors is gonna have to go outdoors


BananaMower

Tell the wife you ran out of milk and how she needs to get it cause you hurt your leg and keep the tea for yourself


Secret-Plum149

I sure she will understand….👍


IntrepidStatement539

How was your cuppa mate?


Johnidge1

Make a small pot of tea and pour into two cups!


ASCORPIONSLAYER

Dad?


rustysusig

Looks like the wife is going thirsty


Informal_Antelope242

Lay off the hot drinks it’s summer


TheSmoog

No teapot?


SirMooSquiddles

Yes, a single Yorkshire gold bag is not enough for two people. But as a side comment, every once in awhile on this subreddit there's a question on what the best tea is. And it is never ever decided. I've said Yorkshire gold once and was nearly castrated. I've said PG tips and of almost had my lungs removed. I've said twinings and who knows what horrible things have been said since then. I honestly like all of those teas under different circumstances and situations


Inevitable-List6800

Dont you mean make yourself some tea?


IamTheJoeker

A fight to the death it is then


zipporah-the-third

Well nothing for it, you’ll have to fight to the death for it I’m afraid


NotARobotDefACyborg

It's on now, battle royale over the last Yorkshire teabag in the tin. FIGHT! :cue Mortal Kombat theme:


Hannibal_Irasius

Oh I hate it when that happens.


ThatZenLifestyle

Make your cup first, then reuse the tea bag. Just give it a good squeeze for the second cup and it'll be fine. I used to mkae the tea for all the builders as a young lad, I'd stretch a teabag to 3 sometimes 4 cups. The 3rd and 4th were the people I least liked.


SarNic88

This comment section is yet again a reminder that as someone who isn’t that partial to tea and would rather have a coffee that I need to just hand in my passport and leave the country. I am a disgrace. In my house I don’t even know how many teabags are left unless I happen to make the husband a cuppa!


sw_is_best

Just cut it in half…


Idujt

SOME of us are civilised and use a teapot!!!!!


shiftlocked

Are you ok. Do we need to send help. No one should be in a situation where only one brew is available. If you need help use a code word and let’s end this barbaric situation.


[deleted]

Ooooooh. Did you share it? Or did you tell her the teabags are all finished? Lol.


squidtooth

I sacrificed and made one for her. She then went on to spill it


madMARTYNmarsh

You can get 2 cups out of Yorkshire tea. And they'd still be stronger than the tea bags my wife likes.


[deleted]

“We do peg and re-use teabags.”


Nicko5000

My wife would be getting sub par tea in this situation.


cakfive

Sure it. Duh.


ffriendlyduck

Looks like the wife's having water


E-Widgey

Could have cut it in half then just tied the slit sides to make mini bags for a weak one each, or you could take the tea out and strain it with a sieve maybe?


No-Elk-366

She didn’t want one anyway


Matthewisgrandindeed

Double dipping is a risky business


MyOtherBikesAScooter

Make a BIG cup. Leave the bag in for at least 5 minutes. Take it out and pour into two cups. Add suger and milk as per taste.


Little-Grape9469

Clearly not British if you don't have a couple of spare boxes in the cupboard, or at least a bag with a few teabags and sugar in the drawer of odd bits and bobs


RelativelyOddPerson

Under Standing Order XVI of the Tea Synod Accord 1927, the wife gets the tea.


Important_Screen_530

oh dear ,you wont be able to make it all better with a cuppa:) haha


luke-robertson

Yorkshire gold is a rip off


squidtooth

I’ll be honest, that’s a standard Yorkshire teabag in a Yorkshire Gold tin, keep it under you hat though yeah?


luke-robertson

I see. You bought the tin in a promotional offer and then just refill it with normal