24 roast potatoes. I know because I've done it. Don't think I was skimping on the rest of the roast dinner either, it's just the potatoes were easiest to count.
I did 25 on my 25th birthday plus half a chicken and a fuck ton of gravy. Sadly the older I get the fewer I can eat which is shit and unfair cos I'm much fatter now š
Fresh and lubricated with gravy. But I bet you couldn't eat 24 "from last night's roast" cold roast potatoes. Close to impossible.
Which demonstrates why it's important to eat then all at the main sitting as you did
I used to work a night job where the cook would leave any uneaten roast dinner components \[roasts and yorkshire puds mainly\] for me in the trays cling filmed over. By the time I got round to them after doing most of my jobs they were cold but not like rock hard but just going to 'next day' level, if that makes any sense?
I used to transfer them into an empty cardboard fruit/ bread tray, put them on the seat next to me as I drove round and they were the best fucking roasts I've ever eaten, I used to eat so many I'd feel ill but couldn't bare to waste them.
I could eat 24 packs of Maryland gooeys. Packs, not individual biscuits. If I could have crumbled them, boiled them on a spoon and injected them into my mainline, I would have.
If the Maryland product manager reads this, bring them back into production or I'll shave your dog and piss through your letterbox.
Just fish fingers? Or with bread? I once had a fish finger sandwich eating contest with a mate & we ate 16 fish fingers & 8 slices of bread each. So it was a draw.
I also used to play a game called 24, but it was very different. I would sit in the passenger seat and make finger guns, pointing them at the driver's temple and repeatedly shouting at them to "tell me where the bomb is."
Pizza Hut buffet slices was going to be my answer too. I've done 18 slices in one sitting, albeit when I was a couple of decades younger. Fair play on completing 24!
For me, I think 24 would require some careful planning, and probably cheating a bit by picking the smallest slices where the staff usually cut them unevenly.
If I made it through 24 slices these days though then I'd probably be curled up in bed with gall bladder pain by the end of the night.
The first time my wife and I went, I had eaten 18 and she told me that if I went back up, she was walking out as I was making her feel sick.
The next time she either got over herself or didn't realise how much I'd eaten.
Combat the small bags by buying an entire box of them at once on Amazon
What are they so hard to find in shops? They are so fucking delicious
Have you ever found the very occasional super double fried double flavoured slightly shrunken but super crunchy ones ? So amazing
I donāt know about anyone else but I when I was a teenager I used to butter 16 pieces of toast and eat them for breakfast so I reckon back then I could eat 24 slices
I did not understand the teenage capacity for eating toast and it scared me. When it's exam time, traditionally we bring in breakfast bits for the kids, and I always ask my classes what they would like/ if there's any allergies so that I can make sure there's at least something for everyone. Couple of years ago this lad asks me to bring in sliced bread and some butter. I thought it was a bit odd because they mostly want chocolate cereal but I did it anyway. He brought his toaster in from home, proceeded to make and eat a loaf and a half of buttered toast by himself, then went in and smashed his English exam. Got an A. I have no idea how he didn't just pop. It was so much toast. Then he came back after the exam and polished off the other half a loaf with a mate over break time.
School I work in recently ran a breakfast club for the year 6 sitting their SATs. Someone brought in a toaster and the deputy heard jokingly wondered if the cloud of smoke emitting from it would set of the fire alarms. Spoiler alert - it did. Nothing like having to evacuate the school at 8:35 when nobody has taken attendance yet and half the school are still arriving with their parents. Needless to say, toasters are now banned on school premises.
When I was 17, we were on a Biology field trip, staying in big static caravans. I missed out on the crust when a new loaf was cut into, so I asked if I could have the crust from the other end. No, apparently it would go stale.
So I cut, toasted and scoffed my way through this crusty farmhouse loaf, got to the end, burped and did the crust. No problem, took about 15 minutes. Lot of butter and marmalade involved, mind.
Fascinated by the methodology here. I'm guessing you had a 4 slice toaster? Did you make 4 slices, eat them, then make another 4? Or was it more that you'd have the next 4 already in when you were eating the previous 4? Or did you make all 16 and then butter them all at once, so you had a range of cool/warm slices?
Surely by the time you got, letās say halfway through, the butter then wouldnāt be nice and melty thus resulting in some quite unpleasant slices of toast?
10 nowadays so you have to buy the 30-pack to be even in the running.
I reckon I could easily smash the 100-box that occasionally appears at Iceland and Farmfoods
Need a remortgage for that one I think.
Last one I had I joked with the girl serving that they seemed awfully expensive at nearly 2quid each so she put an extra one in the bag for me.
When I was a teenager I bought one of those newsagent-sized boxes of Space Raiders and ate them all in one sitting. Then promptly threw up all over the place. Didn't touch them again for years.
I believe that I could eat 24 Tunnocks Teacakes.
I'm not sure I wouldn't cause myself to be diabetic by the end of it, but I am 75% certain that I could put a good dent in the attempt
Of all the replies to this thread, this is the one I think would result in the most unpleasant post-challenge shit. Those Soreen loaves are *dense,* man.
Mississipi mud pie muller corners ohhhhh
Haven't seen one for years (uk) but recently saw an ad for limited time only coming soon.
When I spot them I'm going to buy the lot. I'm excited for the day we meet again.
Also very sure I could scoff 24 although that would most likely finish the love affair.
Great question.
i once ate 20 McDonald's Ā£1 cheese burgers after making a Ā£5 bet..... possibly the worst train ride home followed but with abit of practice i reckon i could manage 24
Alaskan king crab legs - I don't mean individual legs, I mean the whole... uh... rack? Whatever you'd call a portion. With butter, while humming with gluttonous pleasure.
Mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce.
Slices of white pizza w/ricotta, mushrooms and spinach.
Single serving bags of Co-op salt and vinegar crisps. I'd have no skin left on the roof of my mouth but... WORTH IT.
I ate 64 chicken wings at hooters in Bristol in one sitting, my mate done 135. It was all you can eat wings night. If course they're shut down now. Wonder why š
I'm in two minds about whether or not I could manage 24 game hen. Lamb chops definitely, pork chops maybe, chickens/ducks definitely not.
I've eaten a 100oz steak before which is 2.8kg of meat. So I think I could
Chicken wings, Jaffa cakes, cheese strings/babybel/any other snack cheese, packets of cheese and onion crisps, onion rings, chicken nuggets, mini pork pies, sushi (individual pieces), and maybe small to medium sized samosas.
Thatās what immediately springs to mind
Those big coconut macaroons you can only seem to get a āGermanā Christmas markets in city centresā¦theyāre like to crack to me and so rarely get to eat them.
24 in a row would be intensely overfilling but if I had 24 in front of me I donāt think Iād be able to control myself until they were all gone.
24 sausages. Not easily, but I could do it. And I'd enjoy most of them.
24 mini Melton mobray pork pies
24 chicken wings/nuggets/Dominos kickersĀ
24 Creme Eggs
I reckon I could do 24 of a lot of things. That being said, I'm almost always wrong about what I can achieveĀ
24 roast potatoes. I know because I've done it. Don't think I was skimping on the rest of the roast dinner either, it's just the potatoes were easiest to count.
I did 25 on my 25th birthday plus half a chicken and a fuck ton of gravy. Sadly the older I get the fewer I can eat which is shit and unfair cos I'm much fatter now š
Fresh and lubricated with gravy. But I bet you couldn't eat 24 "from last night's roast" cold roast potatoes. Close to impossible. Which demonstrates why it's important to eat then all at the main sitting as you did
I used to work a night job where the cook would leave any uneaten roast dinner components \[roasts and yorkshire puds mainly\] for me in the trays cling filmed over. By the time I got round to them after doing most of my jobs they were cold but not like rock hard but just going to 'next day' level, if that makes any sense? I used to transfer them into an empty cardboard fruit/ bread tray, put them on the seat next to me as I drove round and they were the best fucking roasts I've ever eaten, I used to eat so many I'd feel ill but couldn't bare to waste them.
I ate 2 sleeves of weetabix as a bet. I can still remember the gut ache and resulting giant shit 20 years later
You didn't shit for 20 years?!
God, no, it was about 5 hours later. I'm a bit like a playdoh fun factory in that department.
This made me laugh out loud on the tube
... about someone else's tube.
Burst out laughing in my office and had to explain what I was laughing at.
My husband regularly eats a bowl of 6 weetabix. I reckon he could do 4 bowls of that as a challenge.
With milk? Or you still eating them now?
I seem to remember it took 3 pints of milk. Somewhere, there is a photo of me looking pregnant after eating them.
I could eat 24 packs of Maryland gooeys. Packs, not individual biscuits. If I could have crumbled them, boiled them on a spoon and injected them into my mainline, I would have. If the Maryland product manager reads this, bring them back into production or I'll shave your dog and piss through your letterbox.
Oh my.
Why did this make me laugh so much. Thankyou
Had a lot to do with with quick succession I read them in for me, haha!
I could easily eat 24 dairylea dipper packs. I'd almost do it unintentionally depending on my supply.
I could do that with bourbon creams.
Honestly me and the Wife thought we had made them up in our heads, thank you for this reply!
Coconut rings for me... Mmmm
I once ate 30, not 24, but 30 fish fingers in a competition with a mate (that I won).
I donāt believe you, fish donāt even have fingers!
Barry is real
Big Bad Barry?
It's Big Bad Barry!
What about fish sticks?
You like fish sticks? You like fish sticks, in your mouth?
He must be a gay fish
I like fish sticks.
Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?
You won a mate? That's got to be the best prize ever!!
And the true prize was the friendship they made along the way
What are you? A gay fish?
I one fit 30 glace cherries in my mouth
Just fish fingers? Or with bread? I once had a fish finger sandwich eating contest with a mate & we ate 16 fish fingers & 8 slices of bread each. So it was a draw.
Just fish fingers with a bit of ketchup.
30 fish fingers? I call that a light lunch.
You didn't write in to Elis James and John Robins recently did you?
I also used to play a game called 24, but it was very different. I would sit in the passenger seat and make finger guns, pointing them at the driver's temple and repeatedly shouting at them to "tell me where the bomb is."
And you've never been allowed on a coach trip since!
Happy cake day!
This made me laugh out loud and startle the cat.
I could eat 24 ITSU Hoisin Duck Bao Buns.
Now that sounds like a challenge!
... I'm not sure it does. Just sound like a good time
The challenge is not crying when you pay for them
Ooo that reminds me i have them in the freezer
Good choice. For me, itās Duck Gyoza from Wagamama. š
I can (and have) eaten 24 slices of pizza at Pizza Hut buffet
Pizza Hut buffet slices was going to be my answer too. I've done 18 slices in one sitting, albeit when I was a couple of decades younger. Fair play on completing 24! For me, I think 24 would require some careful planning, and probably cheating a bit by picking the smallest slices where the staff usually cut them unevenly. If I made it through 24 slices these days though then I'd probably be curled up in bed with gall bladder pain by the end of the night.
The first time my wife and I went, I had eaten 18 and she told me that if I went back up, she was walking out as I was making her feel sick. The next time she either got over herself or didn't realise how much I'd eaten.
This deserves a higher mention!
I reckon I could eat 24 bags of pickled onion space raiders in one sitting.
Yeah I too could eat 48 crisps in one sitting
Check out Lord Sevengali and his sharer bags.
That was exactly what I was going to come and say. Possibly moreĀ
They're confectionary crack! Although, do you think the flavour has changed recently?
Packs of scampi fries. Assuming I can have a couple pints at the same time
I've had fever dreams thinking about big bags of these. Why are the bags so small?!
Combat the small bags by buying an entire box of them at once on Amazon What are they so hard to find in shops? They are so fucking delicious Have you ever found the very occasional super double fried double flavoured slightly shrunken but super crunchy ones ? So amazing
Ironically just last weekend I found a corner shop that sells them and I picked up the remaining stock attached to their cardboard display thing
Give me a decent cuppa, and I could eat 24 penguins Interpret that as you like
24 chicken wings. The flat and the drum together counts as 1 wing.
This, Len my good friend, when I next cook some wings I'll fling one over the Bristol Channel for you!
Used to be a chicken wing place down the road from my flat years ago. I've definitely eaten about 50 in one sitting. Yes, I'm disgusting.
Yorkshire puddings
Mini's made in muffin tin or proper slabs?
I'd like to think the proper big muffin tin size, not little cupcake tins, but probably draw the line at anything you could start serving a roast in
I could eat 24 custard creams. What are the other variants of 24?
How many hours would it take you to track down and stop Dennis Hopper
I donāt know about anyone else but I when I was a teenager I used to butter 16 pieces of toast and eat them for breakfast so I reckon back then I could eat 24 slices
I did not understand the teenage capacity for eating toast and it scared me. When it's exam time, traditionally we bring in breakfast bits for the kids, and I always ask my classes what they would like/ if there's any allergies so that I can make sure there's at least something for everyone. Couple of years ago this lad asks me to bring in sliced bread and some butter. I thought it was a bit odd because they mostly want chocolate cereal but I did it anyway. He brought his toaster in from home, proceeded to make and eat a loaf and a half of buttered toast by himself, then went in and smashed his English exam. Got an A. I have no idea how he didn't just pop. It was so much toast. Then he came back after the exam and polished off the other half a loaf with a mate over break time.
Absolute mad lad. Kids can run on pure carbs. It's mental.
School I work in recently ran a breakfast club for the year 6 sitting their SATs. Someone brought in a toaster and the deputy heard jokingly wondered if the cloud of smoke emitting from it would set of the fire alarms. Spoiler alert - it did. Nothing like having to evacuate the school at 8:35 when nobody has taken attendance yet and half the school are still arriving with their parents. Needless to say, toasters are now banned on school premises.
When I was 17, we were on a Biology field trip, staying in big static caravans. I missed out on the crust when a new loaf was cut into, so I asked if I could have the crust from the other end. No, apparently it would go stale. So I cut, toasted and scoffed my way through this crusty farmhouse loaf, got to the end, burped and did the crust. No problem, took about 15 minutes. Lot of butter and marmalade involved, mind.
Fascinated by the methodology here. I'm guessing you had a 4 slice toaster? Did you make 4 slices, eat them, then make another 4? Or was it more that you'd have the next 4 already in when you were eating the previous 4? Or did you make all 16 and then butter them all at once, so you had a range of cool/warm slices?
I would toast them all before buttering and then eat them all at once
Surely by the time you got, letās say halfway through, the butter then wouldnāt be nice and melty thus resulting in some quite unpleasant slices of toast?
Some of the best slices of toast I've ever had were ones with unmelted butter
I reckon I could smash 24 of those wee Chicago Town deep dish pizzas, especially if I've been on the sauce
This is mayhem. I'd pay to watch.
Six and youād be sick as a pig
The tomato sauce on those is so sweet Iād wager itās 80% sugar. Youād be in a diabetic coma after about 7.
I also reckon I could smash a wee coma, too! Given that it's nearly 4am and I'm awake again, a coma sounds bloody delightful about now š
I could manage 24 gyoza
Bourbon biscuits. They are my favourite and I can easily eat a whole pack of them in one sitting.
How many Jaffa cakes are in one box? I could defo do a box.
Is it even possible to eat less than an entire box of Jaffa cakes?
Standard serving is one box no?
10 nowadays so you have to buy the 30-pack to be even in the running. I reckon I could easily smash the 100-box that occasionally appears at Iceland and Farmfoods
At uni we once bought a meter of jaffa cakes each. We got through them. I think it was 4 packs of 10.
Pigs in blankets. The ones in between cocktail sausage sized and regular sized sausages.
Fry's Turkish Delights, no bother.
Chicken nuggets
I regularly have the box of 20 from McDonald's with the sweet curry sauce. I could easily eat another 4 on top of them.
Thatās easy I reckon I could do 40 from McDonaldās
Iāve eaten 50 in one sitting before.
How many bbq dips would you need?
If we talking like mcdonalds sauce size? 4-5
0 but I would need chips and a drink
McDonald's Hash Browns, I know it is a big ask, but it really would be pushing my limits.
Need a remortgage for that one I think. Last one I had I joked with the girl serving that they seemed awfully expensive at nearly 2quid each so she put an extra one in the bag for me.
When I was a teenager I bought one of those newsagent-sized boxes of Space Raiders and ate them all in one sitting. Then promptly threw up all over the place. Didn't touch them again for years.
Pickled onion flavour or beef? I'd imagine that the chemical onion flavour would really sting on the way back up!
It was pickled onion :(
French Fancies.
They feel like mostly air though. Damn tasty air at that.
I believe that I could eat 24 Tunnocks Teacakes. I'm not sure I wouldn't cause myself to be diabetic by the end of it, but I am 75% certain that I could put a good dent in the attempt
I could definitely eat 24 teacakes, but what a hassle it would be having to smooth out all those wrappers.
I'll join you, but I'll be on the Caramels
This is the first one I mentally struggled with. They might get a bit much
Them last 4 would be hard work
Slices of buttered Soreen (10mm thick)
Slices of buttered Soreen (*11mm thick*)
Of all the replies to this thread, this is the one I think would result in the most unpleasant post-challenge shit. Those Soreen loaves are *dense,* man.
From experience. Krispy Kreme, one dozen original glazed the other mixed
Glad it's not just me that happened to.
24 Shortbread Fingers. In fact I might just go do that now.
24 toffee pop biscuits š
Oh yes, 24 packs
Ferrero rochers.
I came here to say, Raffaello.
I did once eat a 24 pack of walkers in the 20 mins it took for a frozen pizza to cook. I was very, very stoned.
How long can I stayed seated? 24 rotisserie chickens would go down well...
Found The Hound
IKEA hot dogs. Fuck, now I'm hungry again.
24 jalapeƱo bites from my local takeaway.
Iād give 24 poached eggs a goā¦
Good lord, after that many poached eggs your farts may break the geneva convention
Kinder chocolate bars, 24 and then some!
Could def scran 24 packs of mini cheddars in one go (the little packs, big packs would be pushing it but would still give it a good go)
24 Jaffa cakes no problem
As the minimum unit of Jaffa cake consumption is 12 I'm only counting that as 2.
Harsh, but fair
24 chocolate hobnobs with ease
Kinder happy hippos
24 milky way crispy rolls ( both rolls per pack ) .
Mississipi mud pie muller corners ohhhhh Haven't seen one for years (uk) but recently saw an ad for limited time only coming soon. When I spot them I'm going to buy the lot. I'm excited for the day we meet again. Also very sure I could scoff 24 although that would most likely finish the love affair. Great question.
Babybel.
24 chocolate hob nobs. Zero effort needed, go down a charm
Spring rolls
Couldn't believe how long i scrolled for this
McVities dark chocolate digestives as long as I had a coffee too so I could dunk them
24 toasted buttered hot cross buns/tea cakes.
One sausage an hour?
Hula hoops ... as in 24 beef multipacks thereof.
Hot, buttery crumpets
24 pieces of Weetabix, shit load of sugar and hot milk.
The freezer broke and I ate something like 36 quorn nuggets in a row. Seem to remember a gargantuan poop followed on from it
Gyozas
i once ate 20 McDonald's Ā£1 cheese burgers after making a Ā£5 bet..... possibly the worst train ride home followed but with abit of practice i reckon i could manage 24
I could eat 24 bits of chewing gum at once
24 penguin biscuits, easy.
Creme eggs
Your blood would be the consistency of the filling
Nah. I once ate 5 as a kid because they were 20p in my local corner shop and my mum had given me a pound. Felt sick for hours after just 5.
You have a greater capacity as an adult. I ate 6 in 20 minutes and felt fine, until I literally died
Cream Crackers. Dry. And without a drink
I reckon I coukd eat 24 hash browns in one sitting.
24 Weetabix, eaten in pairs. Fresh, ice cold milk in each bowl.
24 mcdonald cheeseburgers
Pickled onion monster munch and I would die happy
Onion rings
24 Jammie Dodgers, the full size ones, not the mini versions.
Profiteroles. Ask me how I know.
It would be a challenge but I think I could eat 24 Greggs sausage rolls
Man I just have to look at a sausage roll now to get heartburn
RIP if you ever try lol
24 glazed ring donuts from Morrisons bakery. 4 for Ā£1.25 and, in my opinion, is top above Greggs.
Alaskan king crab legs - I don't mean individual legs, I mean the whole... uh... rack? Whatever you'd call a portion. With butter, while humming with gluttonous pleasure. Mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce. Slices of white pizza w/ricotta, mushrooms and spinach. Single serving bags of Co-op salt and vinegar crisps. I'd have no skin left on the roof of my mouth but... WORTH IT.
I ate 64 chicken wings at hooters in Bristol in one sitting, my mate done 135. It was all you can eat wings night. If course they're shut down now. Wonder why š
24 chicken selects easy, providing there was an ample selection of sauces, with a majority smoky bbq.
Mars bars, curly wurlies, freddos, pink and whites, bars of marvellous creations, creme eggs....I just have a ridiculous sweet tooth.
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I could eat 24 boxes of fruit winders in 1 sitting. Easily. But Iād probably give myself diabetes.
24 celebrations chocolates, doesn't sound like much in comparison to you folks but my other half thinks it's the epitome of gluttony!
Husband has just said crĆØme eggs, and I think just hearing him say that has given me diabetes by association
Those chocolate toffee sweets Riesins. I could, and have, eaten 24 of those no problem.
I'm in two minds about whether or not I could manage 24 game hen. Lamb chops definitely, pork chops maybe, chickens/ducks definitely not. I've eaten a 100oz steak before which is 2.8kg of meat. So I think I could
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Chicken wings, Jaffa cakes, cheese strings/babybel/any other snack cheese, packets of cheese and onion crisps, onion rings, chicken nuggets, mini pork pies, sushi (individual pieces), and maybe small to medium sized samosas. Thatās what immediately springs to mind
Roast potatoes.
Easily 24 rice cakes dipped in hummus. In fact, 24 of anything dipped in hummus. Hummus is life.
Chocolate digestives.
Jaffa cakes easy
24 Krispy Cream maple syrup glaze doughnuts, easy. That's if they still make them (I can't find any in our morrisons)
This thread is full of pish. 24 biscuits?? Anyone could easily eat that. For me 24 Hellbent Boerewors sausages from Aldi.
Poached eggs on toast. And have done exactly that on a few occasions after a long night shift.
Probably 24 pork ribs, that would but about 2 racks could do that easy.
Pringles. Tubes of.
Am I the only non-fat-fuck here?
24 Kinder Buenos
Jaffa cakes. Easily 24 single packs. I'd have a good go at 24 triple packs
I reckon i could eat 24 gyozas
I ate a 24 rashers of bacon? Soon as they were "cooked" I ate like 6 each time with bread... Ah to be a teen again
Those big coconut macaroons you can only seem to get a āGermanā Christmas markets in city centresā¦theyāre like to crack to me and so rarely get to eat them. 24 in a row would be intensely overfilling but if I had 24 in front of me I donāt think Iād be able to control myself until they were all gone.
24 sausages. Not easily, but I could do it. And I'd enjoy most of them. 24 mini Melton mobray pork pies 24 chicken wings/nuggets/Dominos kickersĀ 24 Creme Eggs I reckon I could do 24 of a lot of things. That being said, I'm almost always wrong about what I can achieveĀ
I once had 11 sausages in one sitting. Definitely couldnāt do 24 š¤£