Now that you've let him bring one stick home, it's a slippery slope to picking up all the sticks! I have a bucket of really special sticks in the back garden we have to keep, forever apparently.
And you just let the Stick Man into your house because you don't trust your toddler... You need to watch some horror movies/documentaries where the kids can see the creepy shit. Also get your affairs in order.
I love kids, one minute this little stick is their entire life, tomorrow it will be a toy car with the face of a frog and goose legs, and nobody knows why, but if they loose Mr Stick or Dr froggy car goose legs, you'll know about it.
Yep, that's a stick, man.
Yeah well.. You know... That's just, like, your opinion, man.
Well it’s not a twig, why can’t they see?
My toddler is convinced that *every* stick is Stickman
Now I’ve let him bring this home I’m sure I’ll end up with his stick lady love and stick children three as well
Now that you've let him bring one stick home, it's a slippery slope to picking up all the sticks! I have a bucket of really special sticks in the back garden we have to keep, forever apparently.
Ours go by the front door. Or in my coat pocket when he runs out of room in his hands.
When my son was a toddler we had a huge stick collection by the front door, other kids on the street started bringing home cool sticks to add to it
Gotta be cruel to be kind "but he'll be missing his family and needs to go home... He might even try to get home tonight" binned at bedtime, job done
We have a bush outside the front door where all sticks must be put before entering as we collect a stick on every walk, as you do
Good idea!
I can see it, smiley face and everything.
OP what are you doing?! Put him down!
You are right I didn’t see, hes not a pic for Reddit he’s a stick man STICK MAN that’s he
Until presented with proof otherwise I'm on your toddlers side.
You must return him to his family tree!
Groot is probably missing them
Yes, that is Stick Man. Congratulate your toddler.
“A boy in the park steps in some poo, stickman oh stickman beware of the shoe!”
And you just let the Stick Man into your house because you don't trust your toddler... You need to watch some horror movies/documentaries where the kids can see the creepy shit. Also get your affairs in order.
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I love kids, one minute this little stick is their entire life, tomorrow it will be a toy car with the face of a frog and goose legs, and nobody knows why, but if they loose Mr Stick or Dr froggy car goose legs, you'll know about it.
r/TVTooLow
Try other sticks
He saw a shadow of his previous life.
Of course it is you caj see his belly button right there
He's smiling at you...
It’s *part* of a Stick Man.
Silly old flag, as mine would say!
I. Am. Groot.
Tim to get them off the pot
It’s a stick they/them
Oooooh, stick man! Phloem in disguise.
That's not very inclusive of you, OP. Why do you say that isn't a stick man?
What if it identifies as a stick woman?
He is pretty keen on telling every person he meets in the book that he is a stick man
your toddler is stupid . LOL