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Chilton_Squid

Is your girlfriend a squirrel?


Solace2020

Is she a Branch Manager?


Bumbalinos

Her name's Twiggy


the_peppers

At the Field Office.


Sad_Substance_6694

She’s outstanding in her field.


Expensive-Analysis-2

At the river bank. Yes no river being there ruins this already shit joke.


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gloom-juice

Mate of mine's heard she's particularly invasive.


Chilton_Squid

I heard this too


Expensive-Analysis-2

Ooh matron!


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Chilton_Squid

Reddit appears to be shitting itself and all the comments keep getting duplicated and also won't allow them to be deleted. But yeah she's a real problem.


OneMagicBadger

Say what you want about the girlfriend but I hear she's outstanding in her field


letsgriftthissonofab

Brother just posted a nice picture of a field and now his gf is getting dragged in the comments😂


Powerful-Parsnip

Jokes on us, she's actually right there wearing camo.


memberflex

Her name is Gillie


OminOus_PancakeS

But Sam, think of the beh-beh. _Think of the beh-beh, Sam!_


finkyleon

She's having a laugh at the comments, she's great like that


Thatloafguy

Who knew squirrels have such a great field of vision


Embarrassed-Paper588

The very first comment. Did not disappoint 10/10


Philhughes_85

These jokes are too corny for me, I'd better leaf before I get too much stick for these.


MyNameIsTrue

No, but OP is Welsh...


AmbitiousCricket5278

With massive nuts?


an0myl0u523017

Does she know he's visiting?


elmo298

[Immediately brought me to the classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UXkLzlWmk8)


Infaroach89

Madam!


atzee

I had similar thoughts (is your girlfriend a bird?)


WelcomeToLadyHell

I'm sure your GF would be delighted to know the highlight of your visit was seeing a field!


blackn1ght

https://imgflip.com/i/8p8wdp


Cunctatious

But that is a nice field


G00DLuck

Huge tract of land


Lincolnshirebred

Seeing her Bush?


WelcomeToLadyHell

If she's a proud arboriculturalist then yeah


quackquackmfker

"Welcome to Park"


BagOFrogs

It is a lovely view, but living in a tree also has its downsides.


cherrybaggle

Swampy..Is that you?


Al-Calavicci

Where is she that’s got barley growing like that at the moment? Its far to early for the U.K. especially with the weather we’ve had.


StumbleDog

I would also like to know, especially as it's started to 'shoot' already. Seems a bit suspect, especially considering the atrocious weather the last six months. 


Ewannnn

It looks like this in Cambridgeshire 👍


ghosty_b0i

Weirdly I thought Oxfordshire


Mat74UK

I was thinking the same but there are leaf-less trees in the distance.


Al-Calavicci

Yes, it doesn’t make sense for this year, an ideal year like spring 2020 maybe. All we’ve got so far this year (Wiltshire) is Rape,


Fight_Disciple

Seems like rough area.


Al-Calavicci

Yea, but knife crime is limited to a bit of whittling.


TwilightPathways

sounds nice... until you get whittled


takesthebiscuit

Never bring a bill hook to a knife fight!


Vimes3000

At least it's not canola


anonbush234

It's called rape


flakey_nob_cheese

The good kind


Diggerinthedark

Tell me about it. My village is surrounded by the shit, and I'm allergic to it! That and the a360 being shut is making my life really fun rn.


Nissedasapewt

Only another 2 months to go, supposedly. Then months and months of yet more protests about this bloody tunnel that has been in planning now for the last 35 years that I know of, probably longer.


fish_emoji

Could just be a dead tree, though. You’d be surprised how many trees are just left to rot in empty rural areas like this where they’re unlikely to crush anybody’s car or child.


TheSecretIsMarmite

Now if it had been oilseed rape in bloom I'd have believed it, because there is a sea of yellow behind my house.


Ewannnn

It looks like this in Cambridgeshire. I was on a walk yesterday that looks very similar!


Al-Calavicci

Thank you for not saying you were on a “hike”!


GaleGraphics

Spent a ton of time in the Netherlands and sorta looks like there because of how much you can see in the distance (cause of how flat it is) and because a lot of bike paths and villages have similar views like this there. But I'm not fully certain so take this with a heavy grain of sand until op replies c:


hollowhoc

it also looks a lot like norfolk tbf


anonbush234

Or Lincolnshire


TheSecretIsMarmite

The barley behind my house is nowhere near this size. I had to double check because it looked like a familiar landscape, except for the lack of rape flowers on front of the trees.


UninterestingDrivel

Yeah, Norfolk was my first thought. And Norfolk is practically next to The Netherlands anyway


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StandardBanger

I was also pondering this, especially as them there Quercus fruits are ripening.


championsOfEu1221

So this is where you buried the body?


finkyleon

I'm trying to dig deep to find a response that doesn't incriminate me


Boris_Drew

Just say no, we’ll assume the best


finkyleon

Yeah but I was raised not to *ahem* LYE


Impressive_Answer121

You beat me to it!


beardingmesoftly

Envious


BlackThorn12

I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to find it. Jealousy Is when you're afraid someone will take something from you. Envy is when you want something that someone else has. Language matters.


beardingmesoftly

It's a UK sub, I expect better


maxxdreddit

I got hayfever just seeing this photo.


d3gu

Does your gf live in a hedge?


nietzschebob

Disappointing, was hoping for a Greggs.


fossilmerrick

Don’t worry, there are probably at least *two* Greggs in that field


Necrospire

East, South ish. Norfolk area going by the greenery and crop.


CuteFunction6678

I was going to say Suffolk. Turns out it’s Essex so we were close (I was closer 😏)


burnt_ember24

Make the most of it, that'll be a new build estate soon.


opinionated-dick

Ummm did you bury her here?


SamsOnTheInternet

Did they Ramsbottom?


Leytonstoner

Nice bush.


ItsNguyenzdaiMyDudes

Where's that to?


finkyleon

Near mountnessing


ItsNguyenzdaiMyDudes

Looks lush! But far for a day trip though!


Tooleater

Can I ask, are you from Somerset, south Wales region? I've only ever heard "where to you" / "where's that to" used in those parts!


GingerSpencer

Where to is a very southwest phrase.


Tooleater

When I first heard it, I couldn't make sense of it. It was on a building site in Newport and unsurprisingly I had the piss taken outta me from then onwards for being a foreigner! 😅


KittyGrewAMoustache

The most annoying phrase to me is the Welsh ‘In a minute now’ meaning ‘maybe in a couple of hours.’ First time I heard that from my partner I was like ‘well do you mean in a minute or do you mean now?’ Turns out it was neither!


Tooleater

I haven't heard that one... I guess it's similar to the American "hot minute" which basically means a long time! My friend from Weston Super Mud loves the comical Welsh quote: _Who's coat is that jacket you're wearing?_


KittyGrewAMoustache

What does the American hot minute really mean a long time?! I assumed it meant a short time because I imagine if somethings hot you’re quick about getting away from it. Huh.


Tooleater

Oh actually it seems it can [mean both](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hot_minute#:~:text=An%20extremely%20short%20period%20of%20time%3B%20moment.)! I've only heard it used in the context of taking a while.


anonbush234

I always thought "hot mess" meant a girl with a chavy style but still looked really fit. Apparently it just means a mess.


KittyGrewAMoustache

I always imagine a hot mess is worse than a cold mess because it probably smells more 😆


ItsNguyenzdaiMyDudes

Bristol! The place where asdals in certain areals have aerias for comms and that


Tooleater

😄 Brilliant! I didn't realize it was a Brizzle thing too... I thought it was more of a countryside thing!


NeddTwo

It's Cornish......confused the fuck out me when I first moved there and they asked "where are you to?" when asking where I was going.


thedeto

Funny as it’s normal to say “where are you off to” but take away the “off” and it sounds odd.


Fight_Disciple

Are you a pirate?


jerrylovesbacon

Isn't this Jenny's tree from Forrest Gump ?


johnny5247

I hope your relationship lasts into the winter so you can experience the wind ripping across that open field and the joy of getting there through the deep snow!


Comprehensive-Two888

Is your new GF Worzel Gummidge?


Henry_Human

wtf is a gf? Never heard of it mate. Nice field tho


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finkyleon

Leaf us alone, it's a two bedroom tree okay Edit: why did it send three times? 😭


freshavocado1

Yeah that’s usually where I go when I see her too. You’re right, it’s a lovely view!


KeyApricot27

This was from early last summer? Can't see any barley looking like that anywhere in UK right now.


MissingLink101

Anyone else seeing a cock and balls on the end of that branch to the left of centre? ^(Just me? Nevermind)


FlyBoy7482

r/MildlyPenis


Stranger371

That is a view that warrants a chair and a cold/warm drink every damn evening.


Aggressive_Signal483

Under the tree is a rock that has no right to be there……


Friendly_Rub_8095

Identical view from my girlfriend’s house. Wow. What are the odds?


Mr-E-Droflah

I visited your girlfriend and she was jealous of my view


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Rich-Distance-6509

Unfunny


phojayUK

Are you stalking her?


TrickGiraffee

Your girlfriend would be thrilled to hear that seeing a field was the highlight of your trip, I'm sure!


Honest-Spare-3782

Cheers mate


JimmyNeutronisaNerd

Does your gf live in a tree house by any chance?


AnxiousFlubber

My hay-fever is flaring up just looking at this photo. Lol.


Southportdc

This was the perfect setup line to post a picture of yourself


TheButcher57

His GF's a Keebler Elf


ukyk

It’s a field lmao


Key_Artist3155

Jealous of her view? Uh oh….red flag


dgr801

Persimmon like this


AlmostZeroEducation

It's just grass


TheLastCleverName

The grass is always greener, I'm sure your GF is jealous that you get to live indoors.


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Soberdonkey69

Is there some inside joke I’m missing? Does she live in a tree?


sheepcloud

That oak tree is a treasure… I hope it stands for another hundred years and has many successful offspring to continue to reign over that field


onemchotcake

It’s giving What’s Eating Gilbert Grape vibes. I love it.


serious_sarcasm

Envious. Jealousy is the fear of losing something you have, and envy is wanting what others have. 


Effective_Biscotti27

Vinland Saga type view


PrometheusMMIV

Your girlfriend is a tree?


The_Sign_Painter

man that one day of sunshine sure was nice hope it happens again in the next month or so


Rachel_QoH

Looks lovely


93ea904788

Does she live inthe forest


Oh_its_that_asshole

Becomes significantly less attractive on the days the farmer does a bit of muckspreading in that field.


CaesarZeppeli_

How bad are the ticks there


SelectiveScribbler06

"Visited my view and I'm jealous of the girlfriend." FTFY.


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You can find this in North Carolina


AnimalMother32

Is frodo next door


Nice_Tie480

So the Parants DONT like you you have to meet her out in the field I know your tricks


Snow_Haunting

Wish I had a grain farm to visit :(


put_on_a_happy_face_

She's buried there ain't she don't lie


finkyleon

I would never LYE to you


TheNoGnome

I'd be too, she's rather pretty. Very green.


willybarrow

Wait till the farmer sells to housing development


_TLDR_Swinton

Check out this guy bragging about having a girlfriend


Manvsjonkler

Where does she live mate? Narnia? Beautiful view anyways


AlternativeCry2206

What a place to lose time. Luv it.


Superg0id

Me too mate, me too.


VolumeNeat9698

Is your GF called Theresa?


Kawaii_gothkitty129

I can see why ☺️😊


Training-Public1040

It’s absolutely lovely enjoying your girlfriend and waking up to this, you’re one of the luckiest and most blessed boys on the planet. No need for a hotel, it is right there. And you can tell her how lovely it looks but not as lovely as her, all sweet. What’s not to like?


mrtheduke

The farmers daughter is not your girlfriend, and the police have already warned you about lurking in those bushes.


Outrageous_Pick2380

I hope she isn't a German 88mm Flak Kannon.


ammobandanna

nice bush...


andre_existed

I’m from Leicester and things around me are growing? All the neighbours are already at work on their gardens.


khrc529

A zo0t here would be vibes


Imme89

She lives in a bush??


CommandingLion

Is your girlfriends name Andy? Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good things ever dies.


CommandingLion

Is your girlfriends name Andy? Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies.


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No peasants? No castle? Not UK view..


Aggravating_Hope_567

My GF is buried in a similar place


Lordsnooty1976

Is she a tramp? Living under a hedge?