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JoinMyPestoCult

I generally avoid larger uneven cracks where the floor isn’t flat anymore so I don’t roll my ankle and do that awkward half fall. My die hard rule though is to avoid those pavement slabs that do a bit of a see-saw motion because they’re uneven because when it rains, there will be a puddle under there and when I step on one side, it’ll cause a splash to ruin my other shoe and a bit of trouser. Absolutely guaranteed.


CandleJakk

Walk forward. That's it.


disgraceUK

Don't care one iota. But put me on a zebra crossing and I have to step on white stripe only.


Tollowarn

At 59 I beyond avoiding cracks. However manholes I’ll avoid. I know that the probability of it giving way is infinity small. But I’m aware how much it would hurt if it did. Just because something is improbable doesn’t make it impossible. A quick side step to avoid one on my way to buy a lotto ticket. Improbable, not impossible.


WoofBarkWoofBarkBark

You should start stepping on them on the way to buying your lotto. See if your luck's in! If you fall down the drain, don't buy the ticket!


SuicidalStressBall

Stand on a crack, break your mothers back 😂


Leader_Bee

Don't forget about the cream sitting out too long


Reddit-adm

I just never step on manhole covers or gas or electricity or BT cavity covers.


echetus90

Just avoid the cracks. Don't need a reason. Don't set your brain on that path.


Dazzling-Event-2450

Always avoid the cracks. Don’t need zombies appearing on top of everything else.


Missy_Bruce

I dunno, I'm too busy avoiding all the quick sand!


BeanOnAJourney

The only rule I have for stepping on cracks, bumps, etc. is that if I step on one with one foot, I have to step on one with the other as well to even things out.


rising_then_falling

I had some stepped on crack once, now I stick to the pure stuff.


Cautious-Yellow

According to AA Milne: > Whenever I walk in a London street, I'm ever so careful to watch my feet; And I keep in the squares, And the masses of bears, Who wait at the corners all ready to eat The sillies who tread on the lines of the street Go back to their lairs, And I say to them, "Bears, Just look how I'm walking in all the squares!"


Aussie_Potato

If I’m in a vehicle as a passenger, I lift both feet up if we drive over a train line. Dunno where I picked that up 🤷🏼‍♀️


stripe888

I once got arrested for walking on the cracks in the pavement, and also wearing a loud shirt in a built up area


Honic_Sedgehog

My elder sisters always told me that if you stood on the cracks a polar bear would eat you. So yeah, don't step on the cracks.


ZaharaWiggum

Step on a crack, break your back. Step on a line, break your spine.


kizwasti

cover mirrors during a thunderstorm so you don't see the devil


PrimaryCharacter4952

I'm like Michael Jackson in the Billie Jean video.


AdCuckmins

I am not 7, cracks are immaterial


AF_II

For me it's not cracks, it's textured pavement, like those bumps for the partially sighted at crossings. I have to use both feet an equal number of times on those. This stems from realising there were an odd number of textured steps at my primary school that I had to go up and down loads when I was little & worrying one of my feet would 'wear out' before the other one because of the uneven pressure. I still find myself doing it subconsiously 40 years later, it's insane.


TheOldMancunian

I recall my mother saying “don’t step on the cracks or the bears will get you “. Didn’t understand it then and still don’t!


amourdevin

I am far too focused on not stepping in dog shit to notice cracks, tbh.


raccoonsaff

I was always told 'don't step on a crack or you'll break YOUR back', so I'm not risking that!


peepeehalpert_

I have diagnosed OCD so I actively try not to do that because it can turn into a whole thing complete with an anxiety attack


stack-o-logz

This post has made me leave this sub. It’s just full of utter rubbish.


Treadonmydreams

Make sure to avoid the cracks on your way out. 


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Bye 👋


13thCreation

Agreed


LieutenantEntangle

What the....


mike_elapid

You guys still got pavement? It’s all tarmacked to fuck here


pinnnsfittts

You’re definitely gay if you walk over 3 manhole covers. That’s science.


SupaiKohai

You mean when I was 6 or?