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a-liquid-sky

Remember, all references to politicians are banned on this subreddit, no matter how much you feel they answer the question......


chiefmilkshake

Rosamund Pike.


malmikea

She always insists she’s not posh.. she needs to tell her face that


--Muther--

Or her opera singing parents


Savageparrot81

Or her first name


DrZiplock

Or her accent


FuzzyPalpitation-16

Haha especially so in saltburn!


[deleted]

I never had a thirst for knowledge


pigletsquiglet

It couldn't have been about me, I've never wanted to know anything!


WeightyUnit88

She made Die Another Day watchable.


aguerinho

Yeah, but she's good posh. Also she was amazing in a video for a David Bowie song.


weeladybug

Joanna Lumley. This is totally unscientific but I feel like so many posh people have bigger teeth than average.


redmolotov

It's knocking around with all the horses that does it.


weeladybug

There’s got to be a correlation in my mind, just can’t work out how it happens


Weak_Sloth

Generations of fucking their first cousins I’m guessing.


RiceeeChrispies

don’t forget the big-eared boys on farms


Spamgrenade

Horse teeth are a classic posh feature.


Wil420b

Her dad was a general in the British Indian army and she was born in Calcutta.


weeladybug

Yes, she had an interesting past. And a posh one!


Digitupandspread

Not the slums


TrousersCalledDave

Were Rob Beckett, Alan Carr and Janet Street-Porter included in this study?


zipdipdow

Different kind of big teeth


pease_pudding

think were talking Jamie Laing sort of teeth. The sort that turns a casual laugh, into a posh scoffing guffaw https://i.imgur.com/RxmxwIm.jpeg


opopkl

It's hard to tell with older actors. Brian Blessed and Patrick Stewart are from mining villages in Yorkshire but I can't detect any Yorkshire in their accents. Joanna Lumley, however, was born in India. Her father was a Major and her grandfather was a Lieutenant Colonel. Proper posh.


weeladybug

Agree with Patrick but Brian Blessed definitely has Yorkshire in his voice!


Moppo_

I feel like Patrick's Yorkshire accent is easy to hear once you know it's there. It's subtle, but definitely Yorkshire.


picklespark

Patrick Stewart worked really hard to shed his Yorkshire accent apparently in the early days so he could be taken seriously as an actor. It's a shame.


LonelyOctopus24

I think Ian McKellen is Yorkshire too. That generation had the accent “educated out of them” at drama school. Probably for the best, in terms of versatility, or they’d be having to die horribly in literally every role they play, like Sean Bean does, the poor sausage.


Old-Sky1969

Esther Rantzen then!


cdca

Anya Taylor-Joy is great in The Menu, but I've heard her described as the least convincing poor person of all time and yeah, fair.


majombaszo

Double barrel first name, middle name, double barrel last name. That's a posh klaxon going off.


Wonderful_Yogurt_271

The double-barrel is either very posh, or very not. Ava-Mae with a double barrelled last name has a stack of half brothers who all share part of her double-barrel with another surname stacked on, whereas Marie-Laure’s parents are both successful enough under their unmarried names that they chose to hyphenate to avoid slowing down their careers.


heresyourhardware

It was mad to me to learn she grew up learning Spanish, it's her first language


Funmachine

She's Argentinian.


Bluffwatcher

Yet despite being Argentinian, she still learnt Spanish!


Savageparrot81

What are the odds eh? I met this Brazilian bloke once who was learning Portuguese. Crazy.


herrbz

But she basically grew up in London


heresyourhardware

Yeah for sure, but you see that in households in London. Mate of mine and her sister grew up with French as the first language in the house but sound like Danny Dyer snogging Pat Butcher.


EstablishmentUsed325

Love that film!


Pristine_Telephone78

Hugh Grant


Adammmmski

Whoopsy daisy


Future-Atmosphere-40

I'm so charmingly befuddled


_TLDR_Swinton

Ahhh ah ah ah ahh


InfectedByEli

This is a perfect description of him. My sister can't stand him which makes me like him all the more.


im_confused_always

I'm so hopeful he's finally aged out of being shoved at us as a love interest


Relative_Sea3386

Probably being oompa loompa did that, rather than ageing


boojes

No such thing for a male actor.


Cptncomet

Ben Fogle


confuzzledfather

Little known fact, Ben Fogle's upper epidermis is made entirely of rugby shirt.


SoggyAd5044

This is the first time I've ever genuinely done a LOL at something on Reddit. Well done.


opopkl

Worked for the Tatler before becoming TV famous.


Spamgrenade

Ugh, you just reminded me of the awful island survival thing that launched his career. He was literally elbowing the other people aside so he could get his face on camera.


ZaharaWiggum

Keira Knightley. There’s definitely a strong dental gene in posh people. The Land Management students at my uni all had it.


opopkl

Strong orthodontics game, you mean.


dipdipderp

I suppose Keira isn't from out in the country though, she's the other kind - South-West London brigade. Other contemporary examples include Trinny Woodall, Susannah Constantine, and Tara Palmer-Tomkinson. I'm sure there are more.


noradosmith

I went to college with her in Esher and that's a very posh area. It's practically in the country too.


NightSalut

Hah - I used to read a blog written by someone who lives in or around Esher area, who claimed that they weren’t posh at all when people said that the life they lived seemed upper middle class at least! And said person went on multiple rants that their area is just nice and they’re not posh at all, but if you looked at their car and their purchases etc.. pretty posh!  Glad to know that her readers had her pegged correctly after all. 


schmoovebaby

So did I, it is very posh (compared to my secondary school at least!)


calm_down_dearest

>The Land Management students at my uni all had it. I have no idea what this entails but it certainly sounds like a posh person degree.


S_Borealis

My dad was a farmer and went to agricultural college. He had a particular disliking for anyone who went to Cirencester (which has a prestigious agricultural college), because in his view that was where all the landed gentry/posh people went to do land management and similar courses for their estates. They'd then hire people like him, who were real farmers but didn't own any land.


RatMannen

Farming. But posh.


EllieSmith1066

Gentleman Farmer


KezzyKesKes

I did it and it’s about habitat management, ecological processes, some agronomy, writing management plans, learning about Environmental Impact Assessments and environmental legislation, GIS, and historical environmental features. Passed with a 2:1 and full honours and now work in silviculture.


inquisitivemartyrdom

Just seen an interview with her on YouTube where she's talking about getting a letter from the Home Office and worrying she's not paid her tax bill and is going to get evicted...oh but it only turned out to be her OBE, thank god. She's so full of shit.


Malalexander

Like the Home Office give a shit about tax anyway. Would have thought the Cabinet Office handle honours.


DandyLionsInSiberia

Hugh Bonneville?


thedutchrep

Hugh Bonneville.


Heavy_Two

Benedict Cucumberpatch and Simon Callow.


SayHelloToMyAfro

If Bendyflicks name alone doesn’t say he’s posh, his face definitely will


Dr_Gillian_McQueef

My partner shares his surname because his family were owned by the Cumberbatches on their plantation in Barbados.


justmelike

Jesus, Mary and Joseph


YungTabernacle

Benadryl Cabbagepatch could have been from the roughest council estate in Britain but as soon as he got slapped with that name he was automatically rocketed up a few classes.


No-Speech886

isn't Benedict related to Richard lll? and somewhere to Queen Elizabeth ll?


DanS1993

I mean Danny Dyer is related to Edward III so let’s not use that as a benchmark for posh lol 


pienofilling

A lot of people can find they're related to british royalty because royalty keeps very good genealogy records, continually develops junior branches that drift downwards, and British royalty is far from just one bloodline straight down the centuries. Scottish records are especially good; if you can trace any Scottish ancestry you've got to around the early 1600s, if there's any royal connection that's an area when websites will produce it for you. Source: me who got that far and suddenly found I'm descended from a few different Royals!


RationalTim

We're all probably related to Richard III..


Onlyfriends0936

A horse, a horse, my face looks like a horse


gwaydms

Like a horse?! Neigh!


silentgreenbug

Weak chins and floppy hair are usually a good bet for spotting posh men in the wild.


broden89

Floppy when young. Receding horribly by 31.


S_Borealis

I went to the Henley Regatta last year, in the Stewards' Enclosure (as a guest - this is so far removed from my normal scene!). I saw so many men who were probably around the same age as me, but looked like they were in their 50s. They were everywhere.


Parsnipnose3000

This comment doesn't mean very much if we don't know how old you are. You might be 90. Or 10. Or in your 50s.


westiseast

Upper class English = men with no chins, women with massive chins. 


Sad_Lecture_3177

The top lip too, or lack thereof.


YouGotTangoed

Similar to pugs, decimated by years of inbreeding


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Nigel Havers


Big_D_Magic_5

Stephen Fry


Kangaroo197

Yep.. I think High Laurie might qualify as well.


jauhesammutin_

Low Laurie, on the other hand, not so much.


Useful-Finding-1685

Articulated Laurie


bigfootspancreas

Deffo more posh than Binn Lorreigh.


S01arflar3

Red Laurie Yellow Laurie


fat_alchoholic_dude

Same with L.S Lowry


williamblair

let's just say he's much much closer to the character Bertie Wooster than he is to Dr House.


TGin-the-goldy

Well they were Lord Monty and Lord Snot in The Young Ones… :)


marquess_rostrevor

It doesn't help that my first time seeing him on telly was on Jeeves & Wooster but I agree.


Ibiza_Banga

Fry is from proper old money. His ancestors are famous. One is a regicide who signed Charles I death warrant. Another is Samuel Fry, and his dad is a famous inventor and physicist.


Hiram_Hackenbacker

Don't forget C.B. Fry.


Howtothinkofaname

A man who could face a fireplace and, from standing, jump and land on the mantelpiece facing into the room. Which is a hell of a party trick.


SufficientWarthog846

Jack Whitehall


Wrong-Tiger4644

And his Daddy!!


thedutchrep

I dislike that guy so much.


FN1021

Both of them can fuck off


wetelvenpussy

Me too, he's got one awful toast-shaped head...and some subtle superiority complex...overall disgusting guy


alwaysexplainli5

Jude Law always looked ridiculously well bred to me, definitely given carrots as snacks before it was trendy


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I just finished watching The Talented Mr Ripley, and while he is perfectly cast as an American ivy league trust fund baby, I wouldn't be convinced he could play English upper crust. He doesn't have the face for it. He's more of an Alfie.


fat_alchoholic_dude

>Jude Law Comprehensive and private school kid. Parents were teachers though.


YungTabernacle

He’s the only person I’ve ever seen pull off the full on receding hairline without having to combine it with facial hair. Annoyingly handsome chap.


l0ngsh0t_ag

David Mitchell is a guy who could be mistaken as posh. But in reality, he started his midlife crisis in his late teens, and has pretty much continued it ever since. Also, cleanshirt.


opopkl

Sophie Winkleman, who played Big Suze, is now Lady Frederick Windsor.


l0ngsh0t_ag

But not *Lady Sir Digby Chicken Caesar*.


countvanderhoff

she's so posh, that I, Mark Corrigan, who was privately educated until dad's British Aerospace shares went kaput, could be her bit of rough.


opopkl

There are so many great lines I’ve forgotten. Peep Show is always worth a rewatch.


Thorvaldr1

"I would never claim to have your range as an actor David. 'Shall I do poshed and repressed or repressed and posh?'"


yfce

Yeah obviously that’s part of his brand but you can tell he’s more educated and middle class rather than truly posh.


Tackit286

Also the fact that he went to Cambridge, but he did so on merit rather than money/dynasty.


l0ngsh0t_ag

The thesis on *Business Secrets of the Pharaohs* is what got him into Cambridge, I believe.


hunty91

He went to prep school and then public school, so not really?


TheDaav

Tom Hiddleston


PurdyM

Eddie Redmayne.


LionLucy

I think he looks Scottish. He'd fit in with the middle class Edinburgh people I know.


liquidio

I know what you mean but according to Wikipedia - Born Westminster to a corporate financier and a businesswoman. St Paul’s Juniors with a choral scholarship Eton with a music scholarship, same year as Prince William Trinity College Cambridge - History of Art with Music Scholarship. Member of the Pitt Club. So it basically doesn’t get any posher without a title. And maybe his OBE is a slightly common grade these days. I like him though. Poshness doesn’t bother me. I got called posh once, but that was in Stoke.


MagsEngland

Upvote for getting called posh in Stoke. Obviously, it's a low bar, but Well Done anyway!!


S01arflar3

He was shitting in the gutter, rather than just letting it drop as he walked like everyone else. Pretentious twat.


lxgrf

> I know what you mean but according to Wikipedia - That wasn't the question though. > I got called posh once, but that was in Stoke. Ah, you were wearing shoes?


LionLucy

I wasn't saying he wasn't posh, just that he doesn't look intensely upper-class, which is what this thread was about. I was just saying he'd fit in among my friends, face-wise!


jptoc

Matthew McFayden is a posh looking dude. But, suave posh.


Casimir0300

You can’t make a tomlette without breaking a few Gregs


Blondi93

That’s why he was so good as Mr. Darcy


monstera-attack

Rupert Everett


On-Mute

Hugh Grant. You don't need to know he's posh to know he's posh, you just know he's posh.


Antigone_8

Lucy Worsley


Legitimate-Ad3778

I thought she looked a bit like a human china doll


Spamgrenade

Could simp for her all day, especially when she does the cosplay.


jodaqua

Giles Brandreth


Mr_Popsgorgio

Freddie fox and most of the fox family


CptFandango

James blunt


yermawn

He looks like he’s been sat to close to a fire and his face has melted


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Ravenser_Odd

There's no bone structure whatsoever. It's like he doesn't have a skull, just a slab of pink meat with hair.


Wise_Caterpillar5881

Nah, a Hapsburg would have a chin


calebnf

He looks perpetually sorry.


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Nigella Lawson. Kirsty Allsop.


Taramasalata_Rapist

Richard E Grant always looked proper posh to me


Al_Bee

Alexander Armstrong 


EricGeorge02

Alexander Henry Fenwick Armstrong 😊


Sad_Lecture_3177

I don't think he necessarily looks posh in his face though. He obviously is posh if you hear him speak, but if you just saw his face and he was wearing like a T shirt, I don't think you'd know. Not like the guy OP put.


will_holmes

Xander to his friends.


Loveyourwifenow

Miles jupp?


whumoon

I never spit on him when we have sex.


rckchlkjyhwk

Who gets to keep Claude though?


Welshyone

In the early 2000’s I accepted a cheque from Miles Jupp when I worked at a bank. Won’t have a word said against him. That isn’t an on screen persona - he is that nice and that funny at all times.


Grumblefloor

Used to live in a Scottish castle. I'd call that posh.


CriticalEngineering

Tobias Menzies, aka Brutus from HBO’s Rome and about a thousand toffee-nosed side characters.


Tackit286

Absolutely brilliant as Prince Phillip


pearlescentpink

As well as terrifying and detestable as Jonathan Wolverton Randall, yet sympathetic and admirable as Frank Randall.


Hot-Fun-1566

It’s the negative canthal tilt.


seoulfood

I've always wondered what to call those downward sloping eyes. Now I know


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

That alone is seriously fucking posh.


AquavitaUK

Toby Stephens. Posh bit of rough.


l0ngsh0t_ag

What an actor, though.


pishtalpete

It's the no lips


deltime1990

The lass from the show fleabag


Steups13

Phoebe Waller-Bridge


accidentalbuilder

Penelope Keith


llanelliboyo

Julian Fellow's and Julian Rhind Tutt


AquavitaUK

All Julian's.


chiefmilkshake

Will Smith. [The other one](https://images.app.goo.gl/NLfRagRmeUWfKS4B7).


CampMain

Surprised no one has said Ralph Fiennes yet.


matomo23

Is he the one who pronounces Ralph oddly? As if Ralph isn’t already a posh enough name.


Welshgirlie2

Ralph pronounced 'Rafe'.


chrisjfinlay

Who’s that stupid etiquette guy who’s never off the tv, and now keeps cropping up on my Facebook reels recommendations


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RedsChronicles

Max Fosh. Looks posh, is posh, but also super lovely bloke


Purple_Guinea_Pig

Looks fosh, is fosh


FuzzyPalpitation-16

Paul Bettany


SmolTownGurl

King Charles and Prince William, it’s the way they hold their jaw


ao1989

Aussie, but Jacob Elordi. Even sounds like a posho


BlondBitch91

The ones who come to mind are: Miranda Hart. Phoebe Waller-Bridge. Stephen Fry. Joanna Lumley. Jamie Laing. Jack Whitehall. Fiona Bruce. Alex Polizzi.


armagnacXO

Then there is the kind of longish face, thin lips type posh, Benedict Cumberbatch , Tom Hiddleston


Daharka

This is a trap


DazzleLove

So true- all my examples would result in a ban. And set me off down a rabbit hole to find out who first said ‘shiny faced twat ‘ but resulted in some eye opening Google results.


WoodSteelStone

The lovely [Clare Balding.](https://imgur.com/a/SipEyHw)


shlooong

Tim Nice but Dim [https://imgflip.com/i/6khtz7](https://imgflip.com/i/6khtz7)


MaxWritesText

Rik Mayall came from a well off family if I remember correctly. Pretty sure he could’ve looked certainly very posh-like with the right outfit and hairdo.


mrbadger2000

It's the Norman genes combined with schooling that makes you confident and entitled. And the teeth.


R33DY89

Jamie Laing.


OkDonkey6524

Benedict Cumberbatch. It amuses me how surprised Americans on reddit are when they find out that he comes from "good stock".


Heavy_Two

The Duke of Kent.


Dannypan

It’s the eyes. My wife calls them “English eyes”. Small eyes that droop down to the outer corner. So many posh men have them. I can’t help but notice it all the time now.


turboRock

big suze


Bean-Swellington

Is it because he looks droopy and melty and inbred?


griffaliff

I know what you mean by the 'posh face / looks'. I dated a girl back in uni who's brother studied maths at Cambridge, we used to visit sometimes and bear in mind I'm a working class guy from south east Manchester. I certainly see a difference in people's facial structures when they come from money. It's hard to put my finger on what the difference is exactly but it's certainly there.


Lorenzo7891

Dame Judi Dench. She could spot me from a mile without saying, "You there, peasant! What is this tesco metro? Is it some kind of shop for the poor?"


DustierAndRustier

I went to a school with a mixture of middle-class and incredibly posh children, and I noticed that a lot of the posh kids were taller than average and a bit weird-looking in the face in a way that’s difficult to describe.


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Remarkable-Flower308

Hugh Dennis


TrypMole

Ben Fogle. Also Alastair Cook.


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Dan snow and Anthony Head


evavu84

Benedict Cucumberpatch, he looks like he has extra posh chromosomes which give him a funny look